Make Up An Outrageous Lie About the Previous Poster

[SHUVT]

^ Sells his twig and Berries on the corner for crack cocaine

[LaPistola]

^showers

[SHUVT]

^ Sold his soul to the devil to play the flute better

[tralalala]

^lost his watch playing partypoker online

[mbucari1]

^has yet to go through puberty.

[Mathea]

Wants to help ease young boys through puberty

[LaPistola]

^wants to touch young boys going through puberty

[tralalala]

^ was touched by daddy during puberty

[LaPistola]

^was touched by grandpa while going through puberty

[tralalala]

stfu dont talk about my late grandpa.


^ thought puberty was kewl so went out and showed all his mates the new hairs above his winkle.

[SHUVT]

^ Has a FUPA

[slim150]

^ Googled FUPA before posting

[SHUVT]

^ Eats Mountain Oysters

[tralalala]

^ produces mountain oysters

[DefX]

^ 1/3 the height of Shaq

[tralalala]

^ 1/3 height of me. :happy:

[DefX]

^ thinks homo erectus means someone like Elton John getting a boner

[StephG]

Appears to be strangely interested in other men's cocks.

[tralalala]

:lol:

^ Spends every evening searching for his cawk, and when he finally finds it, goes to sleep with a smile on his face.

[jimbo12345]

Has over 200 garden gnomes made to look like celebrities from Tanzanian TV channel White Wash.

[Cheese]

^ Was the man who shagged an aids-ridden monkey thus releasing aids upon humanity.

[4play]

^ got jimbo really drunk one night and arranged a date with an aids ridden monkey in a poorly lit disco.

[Cheese]

^ Dated said monkey after meeting it in a brightly lit disco.

[4play]

^ had sloppy seconds after me

[jimbo12345]

Never touched a tit in his life

(how do you do the > thing, pointing upwards?!?! Opposite to V)

[Cheese]

Alt and F4.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ once ate a whole person.

[Gripper]

Mr Mulder is a very tall,athletic genius.

[jimbo12345]

Gripper washes everyday in kitten milk.

[JPaul]

Calls his own spunk kitten milk.

[jimbo12345]

calls his kitten spunk

[JPaul]

spunks his kitten

[jimbo12345]

Jpaul is the Rangers mascot, Broxi

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4769/broxiwullykidsfx2.jpg
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4769/broxiwullykidsfx2.jpg)

[JPaul]

jimbo is the incestuous love child of Kenny and Kelly Dalglish

http://www.soccerpulse.com/assets/images/legends/thumb_Kenny.jpg + http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutKellyDalgleishsmall.jpg = http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image.php?u=141345&dateline=1181885067

[Gripper]

Jpaul is actually a Welsh accountant.

[jimbo12345]

Gripper finds young goats overly attractive.

[jimbo12345]

jimbo is the incestuous love child of Kenny and Kelly Dalglish

http://www.soccerpulse.com/assets/images/legends/thumb_Kenny.jpg + http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutKellyDalgleishsmall.jpg = http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image.php?u=141345&dateline=1181885067

She's hot. Incest would be ok here. Hes not.

[Hairbautt]

jimbo's mom is not hot.

[jimbo12345]

jimbo's mom is not hot.

Hairbautt is my mother, and breast-fed me to the age of 13.

[JPaul]

jimbo is 13

[jimbo12345]

JP is Irish

[DefX]

Jimbo is overtly proud of his sexual fixation with flamingoes.

[brotherdoobie]

X is the only white member of the Black Panthers.

Right on, brother!


-bd

[DefX]

:lol:

The geeky coed character Kyle in the movie road trip was based on bd.

He's the one who had sex with the fat black chick and proceeded to sniff her undies.

[JPaul]

Defiance is so geeky he is an online gamer and hopes to one day make a living that way. His Mam (who he lives with) on the other hand tells him to get out of his wankpit and get a fucking job.

[DefX]

JP wishes he's an American. In fact, he only wears "I love NY" shirts underneath his white collar garment.

[JPaul]

Defiance is an American, as such he has a deep and profound understanding of irony. His tastes in comedy are both sophisticated and refined.

[Mathea]

ouch :lol:

[Mathea]

JP has a heroin habit that he can't afford.

[Mathea]

You bastard.

[JPaul]

Mathea is a transexual having previously been a welder called mike.

[Mathea]

JP liked me as Mike.

[JPaul]

However I also liked your ex wife Lance.

[DefX]

JP knows the art of comedy well. After all, he watches Woody Allen movies.

[JPaul]

DX thinks Woody Allen is a contemporary American comedian and movie maker. He is at the vanguard of US comedy in 2007.

[DefX]

JP thinks that Woody Allen marrying his own daughter is righteous.

[tralalala]

DefianceX has had 3 children with his mother, and 2 with his father.

[Mathea]

tralalala is one of those kids

[CrabGirl]

Virgin.

[Mathea]

Innocent girl that has just happened to fall in with a bad crowd.

[Jagarga]

nice person.

[Mathea]

:lol:


My real answer to who i would wanna be stuck on an island with :wub:

[CrabGirl]

Innocent girl that has just happened to fall in with a bad crowd.

:glag::01:

[Sextent]

Bad girl that just happened to fall in with an innocent crowd.

[tralalala]

Addicted to masturbating

[DefX]

^
is a champion carpetmuncher

[tralalala]

^ Doesn't know how to masturbate.

[DefX]

^ lets his dog give him fellatio

[Mathea]

Is jealous of the dog.

[tralalala]

:lol:

^ Teaches a course about female masturbation. and bewb massage.

[Fromagepas]

Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.

[Mathea]

Has an avatar of his lunch today

[DefX]

^ fake Yankee fan. FFS, she has never sat at the bleachers.

[tralalala]

Is the mascot of the US Hot-Dog Eating Contest.

[Jagarga]

loves palestain

[brotherdoobie]

He was arrested in 1985 - for pimp slapping the drug dog at LaGardia.


-bd

[Sextent]

Has insured his penis (new for old) for £17.28

[tralalala]

Has enlarged his penis from 1.5 inches to a whopping 3.4 inches (source: Sextent's autobiography).

[SHUVT]

Has scheduled his sex change for next month and is taking paypal donations for his new identity...

[DefX]

Was the guard on duty who wanted to take a picture of Paris Hilton while pooping in her jail cell and sell it to get out of Trailer Homes Paradise.

[Lilmiss]

Adds mistruths about him/herself to their C.V.

Including references from FST.

[SHUVT]

Pretends to be a true Punk fan, but really likes Hip Hop and Country

[Lilmiss]

I do like country. :huh:

Shuvt likes Marmite.

[jimbo12345]

lilmiss is actually a giant man.

[DefX]

Jimbo's favorite book is Mein Kampf

[jimbo12345]

Defiancex was Hitler´s moustache groomer

[Hairbautt]

Jimbo is an ex-nazi who fled to china

nice choice

[jimbo12345]

Hairbautt was a hell´s Angel for approximately 5 minutes until he turned up to the 1st meet on his pink tricycle, with pigtails and all.

[Gripper]

Is on a peace mission to China,but is secretly working for the CIA to steal Chinas noodle recipe.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ has no shoes.

[Gripper]

Is an Internationally renowned Shoe thief,and kitten licker.

[CrabGirl]

Has flippers instead of hands

[Hairbautt]

Crabgirl has webbed feet.

[Cheese]

^ Invented traffic.

[Skiz]

Cheese secretly gives a fuck.

[CrabGirl]

Crabgirl has webbed feet.

That's actually true.

^ Secretly wants to give Cheese a fuck

[Cheese]

^ Purchased Paris Hilton's album. Twice.

[CrabGirl]

Lobbied for Paris Hilton to be freed from Prison and cried when she was re-incarcerated.

[Cheese]

^ Can't right click.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ lives in crabgirls purse

[CrabGirl]

Sleeps with monkeys.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ knows too much :sly:

[DefX]

^ says "ya'll" a lot in real life.

[tralalala]

^ Has a collection of Barbie dolls.

[DefX]

^ has a collection of Ken dolls

[Hairbautt]

Has never played poker nor chess. And is an arse x2.

Crabgirl has webbed feet.That's actually true.
That's pretty fuckin' sweet :w00t:

[Sextent]

Was 12006th in the London marathon. Dressed as a baboon's arse.

[rokibalboa]

he is handsome .. lol

[Dr.Pretentious]

^ Once beat a peacock to death.

[Gripper]

Once beat his meat to darth.

[Chip Monk]

:glag::earl:

Is the 15th sexiest man in Uttoxeter.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ chips monks

[Chip Monk]

Is really Douglas Adams.

Semi-obscure reference above.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ monks chips

[Chip Monk]

When enraged Mulder has the strength of almost 1 normal man,.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ smells like poo :snooty:

[Chip Monk]

Smells poo.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ eats poo (and drinks wee)

[tralalala]

Collects dog poo with a pooper scooper as a hobby.

[Gripper]

Supplies Chip with most of his dietary requirements.

[Sextent]

Has never knowingly borne a grudge.

[Proper Bo]

Has never knowingly boned a judge

[Gripper]

Resembles his avatar exactly.

[Sextent]

Looks nothing like his avatar.

[Proper Bo]

@gripper
hoi, he's teh local celebrity hobo.

[Proper Bo]

Looks nothing like his avatar.

Was the inspiration for Rab C Nesbitt.

[Sextent]

Packs fudge.

[tralalala]

Fudges packs

[popopot]

Flosses his teeth with pewbs

[tralalala]

Has no teeth to floss.

[DefX]

Flosses his ass

[SHUVT]

Helps him floss his ass with his tongue

[DefX]

Pulls his pubes backwards to floss his ass

[SHUVT]

has a potty mouth...literally

[Mathea]

Likes to pick up trannies from Brazil, take em out on the town as women, and then get nailed with all the lights on and in front of the giant mirrors surrounding his bed.

[jimbo12345]

Has 2 birthdays a year, like the queen on England.

[Mathea]

the queen gets two?

[jimbo12345]

yep, one in April, one in June. Still never understood that.

[jimbo12345]

Why two birthdays?
The Queen celebrates her actual birthday on 21 April. She also celebrates her official birthday on either the first or the second, and sometimes the third, Saturday in June. This year's official birthday will be celebrated on 17 June 2006.
The Queen celebrates two birthdays in keeping with a tradition that was started by King Edward VII in the early twentieth century. King Edward was born in November, so to avoid the unpleasant weather he moved the official celebrations for his birthday to May or June.


The tradition was re-established by the Queen’s father, King George VI, and is continued to this day.

[DefX]

is a bastard child of an undisclosed hemophiliac prince and a gypsy hooker.

[Gripper]

Has discovered an unending supply of free energy,but has decided to keep it to himself so the oil companies don't have him killed.

[tralalala]

^ Choreographs Indian rain dances.

[Gripper]

Is a direct descendant of David and will soon be proclaiming himself King of Israel,he will then dish out loads of milk and honey and bring everlasting peace to the middle east.

[4play]

^ recently visited north yorkshire (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/06/english_longhorn/)

[Mr. Mulder]

^ created his own linux distro with nothing more than spit and twigs

[4play]

^ now uses spit&twignix which has caused his e-penis to grow.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ didn't include libdvdcss2 in spit&twigs 0.1 for legal reasons which is just a little bit annoying <_<

[Biggles]

Is being sued by the EU courts for 50 million brazilion Euros for failing to supply spit&twig codes.

[Dr.Pretentious]

^ Undefeated world Tic Tac Toe champion.

[tralalala]

Has a 194895375983475 to 1 career record in "Four-in-a-row", only ever losing to Biggles due to injury.

[thewizeard]

erm..^is burrowing a tunnel to Gaza...

[SHUVT]

is burrowing a tunnel to hell

[thewizeard]

^...is /removed from buddy list

[SHUVT]

^ removed him from buddy list a month ago! hehe

[Gripper]

Edits The Watchtower for the Jehovahs Witnesses and always slips in some sexual innoendoes.

[Demigod]

^ transvestite.

[TYPE R]

^ sheep fucker.

[Rat Faced]

^ is manker

[Cheese]

^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Hartlepool_angus.jpg

[CrabGirl]

Supports Man U, but has a penchant for Sunderland footballers.

[Sextent]

Once taught origami at Oxbridge University.

[Dr.Pretentious]

^ Once fed a thousand people with origami fish.

[Sextent]

Is a certified banjo tuner and good ole boy.

[Dr.Pretentious]

^ Banjoed tuna.

[CrabGirl]

Plays the Ukelele


Pretends its a banjo.

I used to live with a banjo player. True story. It was hell

[4play]

^ once lived with a banjo player, she loved it and wishes her new other half would take it up.

[tralalala]

^ Is a part time stripper.

[Sextent]

Put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

[tralalala]

:lol: good one.

^ Has BO that makes rotten eggs smell like fresh spring flowers.

[DefX]

^ his twin brother is a chimp

[tralalala]

^ Has a Siamese twin dog.

[DefX]

^ has boinked a set of triplets










... triplet of midgets that is (one of which is male :naughty:)

[Sextent]

Was once convicted of Grand Theft Auto

[thewizeard]

^Owns a Sex Tent in Amsterdam

[tralalala]

^ Showers once a year, on Christmas Eve.

[Sextent]

Is into golden showers.

Recipient style

[tralalala]

^ Is standing for the leader of Dungeons & Dragons, London district.

[brotherdoobie]

Sextent? Meh... he can barely make a pup tent.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

^ ...unless he slaps the fellow around first.

[Gripper]

Is an asexual hermaphrodite.

[DefX]

Once a cult leader that encouraged the practice of virgin sacrifices.

[Jagarga]

isn't gay

[brotherdoobie]

...of pineapples.

[j2k4]

Owns the complete Gene Pitney discography.

[stripchamber]

just tried to light his own fart

[j2k4]

Can dress himself properly, always putting his underwear on first.

[4play]

invented the chocolate tea kettle

[Jagarga]

hates bum sex from men.

[4play]

loves the taste of flavoured condoms.

[Jagarga]

hates ejaculating in the anus of dead male corpses and then sucking the ejaculate out with his mouth.

[4play]

attended this years gay pride wearing only a pink thong and feather boa.

[popopot]

parps in tuperware boxes to keep their freshness.

[tralalala]

^ Has a secret stash of horse porn in his garage.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ films horse porn in his garage

[Chip Monk]

Has commissioned Walkers to produce a coffee flavoured crisp. It's early in development but progress is good.

[Coelacanth]

^ Once pissed on some potato peelings and sold it to Golden Wonder as prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

[CrabGirl]

is extinct

[SHUVT]

Is a badass gazoo player

[Barbarossa]

is extinct

Is looking for a new boyfriend on these forums. :ph34r:

[Alien5]

has a vibrating vagina in his desk drawer

[SHUVT]

^ has a vibrating cock in his....

[4play]

^ knew the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything but forgot it after too many beers.

[j2k4]

Really does realize that the ultimate answers to "life, the universe and everything" are a commodity more prized than the ultimate questions, which are actually rather widely known.

[4play]

^voted for bush....twice.

[Alien5]

-stood outside all day asking people who they were votin for this year

[Tanner31593]

Alien 5 came up with the name "Alien" because he/she is really Michael Jackson and he spent $9,999,999 so he could be a white folk and the doctors screwed up so bad that his skin was so white it glows in the dark.........lol.

[Barbarossa]

^ Is not too stupid to own a computer

[4play]

^is so stupid the government gives him a free computer.

[Gripper]

Is a skinny 18 year old blond girl with a joystick fetish.

[tralalala]

Grips his thingy whenever he sees a post by Mathea (hence the name - Gripper)

[Alien5]

^he picked up prostitutes and girls at local pubs and cigar shops, but eventually extended into homosexual activities in which he played the passive role.

[tralalala]

^ Is a homosexual male prostitute.

[Sextent]

Inspired Tony Curtis.

[tralalala]

^ Tony Curtis inspired him.

[Mathea]

Hates me

[brotherdoobie]

Mathea used to be a dyslexic junkie...until she got hooked on phonics.


-bd

[tralalala]

Aint it lucky this is the make up and outrageous LIE thread.. :P Love ya Mathea :)



And back on topic - ^ Has a nickname which in Hebrew means "teddybear" (doobie) :glag:

[Sextent]

Is a dumb fuck. Statistically speaking.

[tralalala]

Fucks dumb people as a second hobby.

[Sextent]

Wants my body.

Which is fine, I rarely use it.

[tralalala]

:lol:


^ Is a regular on partypoker.com

[Hairbautt]

Has never played a game of basketball. Ever.

[Sextent]

Once mis-counted a blackjack hand which resulted in him losing all of his hair.

[tralalala]

:glag:

Once climbed the Tower of London thinking he would find a magical bean up there, only to discover it was Hairbautt's last lock of hair sitting quietly on the top.

[Hairbautt]

Hmph, I wish...

[Mathea]

Keeps that hair in a ziploc bag under his pillow

[tralalala]

Keeps a spare pair of bewbs in case the original pair fall off.

[Sextent]

Can induce comas in small mammals, merely using the power of a negative attitude.

[Mathea]

Is the sexiest man alive.

[Sextent]

Has excellent taste, when basing this on the written word and not physical appearance, personality or olfactory afflictions.

[tralalala]

:lol:

Thinks the French are stupid because they don't have a word for deja-vu.

[Sextent]

The character Jack Bauer is actually based on things which really happened to tralala. However they could only use the more boring ones as people just wouldn't have believed some of his exploits.

[brotherdoobie]

Has a severe infection of the scalp from numerous hair transplants.
However, his bush remains lovely.


-bd

[Sextent]

Bowed to public demand and had a breast reduction operation. Is happy with the result because people now use the word "pert" when referring to "the girls".

[tralalala]

^ Was the guy who ran naked through Centre Court at the Wimbledon final last year...

[DefX]

combed through all the Lounge threads for 1 hr just to find and revive this thread again.

[tralalala]

took me 2 minutes and 2 pages actually <_<

^ Has only ever scored a Royal flush in poker once, but didn't get to show it off as everyone had shite cards and all folded :lol:

[SHUVT]

^Had a hard time finding the BT section after he was promoted

[Skiz]

Actually believes in "Hanky The Christmas Poo".

[maebach]

Skizo is cool

[Skiz]

maebach's a liar.

His blog is orsum, too.

[thewizeard]

Skizo is hyper intelligent!

[tralalala]

^ Used to be a wizard, then messed up on the keyboard when doing his CV, so being a "wizeard" stuck ever since.

[4play]

^last had sex in 1987... his dog has still never forgiven him.

[tralalala]

(I was actually born 3 years earlier, and have a cat as a pet :glag:)


^ Pays young Asian girlies in Thailand to have sex with him just so he can de-virginise them.

[4play]

^last had sex in 1998 .....his cat has never forgiven him.

[Hairbautt]

The girlie in his signature is his sister.

[tralalala]

^ The person in his avatar is his significant other.

[4play]

^ his claim to fame is he once sniff the seat of the exercise bike Britney spears used.

[Skiz]

Wants to be a "knob jockey" whilst dressed exactly as his avatar.