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SHUVT
07-18-2007, 09:35 PM
^
Considers being pelted with oranges a prerequisite to copulation with his life partner
SHUVT
07-18-2007, 09:42 PM
^ is Skizo's life partner and enjoys orange juice
Jagarga
07-18-2007, 09:55 PM
^ is a nice guy and not a total arse wipe cunt baws
Gripper
07-18-2007, 10:03 PM
Convinced Barbie that it was a wasps nest he had in his garden.
DohMein
07-18-2007, 10:08 PM
^ was once caught sniffing panties in a retirement home ......
Hairbautt
07-19-2007, 12:34 AM
Was once caught wearing panties in a retirement home...
Was once caught stealing panties in a morgue
Hairbautt
07-19-2007, 01:00 AM
She was still fresh, really :unsure:
fresh from autopsy? sexy :naughty:
Hairbautt
07-19-2007, 01:23 AM
Wasn't sure which hole to plug, so I got'em all :smilie4:
Gets off on posting news.
SHUVT
07-19-2007, 04:12 AM
^gets off by watching longhorns mate
tralalala
07-19-2007, 10:54 AM
^ Is a bawheed (check the Scottish-English-English dictionary for that one :P)
SHUVT
07-19-2007, 03:35 PM
^ is getting allot of use out of his new knee pads
Biggles
07-19-2007, 03:38 PM
Is no longer interested in returning to the Torrent section because he has learned to love the Lounge.
tralalala
07-19-2007, 07:20 PM
:glag:
^ Once built himself a Spitfire out of paper cuttings and wood shavings, as he was terribly bored with the Lounge which provided no new and interesting posts (i.e ran out of Spam).
thewizeard
07-21-2007, 06:21 AM
^^ Has just been promoted to Mod on the West Bank...
^Is a real life version of Harry Potter
tralalala
07-21-2007, 11:36 AM
@thewizeard :glag:
^ Thinks he is in the BT section.
^ is the guy in his sig with the 'L' next to him
tralalala
07-21-2007, 11:45 AM
How flattering :wub:
^ Has man bewbs
^ has a fetish for morph (in your avatar) :D
tralalala
07-21-2007, 12:57 PM
Ya he's hawt :w00t:
^ Has a username that makes sense.
^ was a pornstar in a previous life
tralalala
07-21-2007, 01:30 PM
^ Was a male stripper in his previous life
^ will be the first person to have six penis' in a future life
Something Else
07-21-2007, 02:53 PM
^ touches children for a living
^ touches lizzards for a living :P
tralalala
07-21-2007, 04:12 PM
^ Eats lizards for a living
^ is leader of the spice girls fan club
peat moss
07-21-2007, 05:49 PM
When passing the joint always sings Don't bogart that joint my friend ? I know I'm getting desperate .
Is a judge on the 'dog x factor'
peat moss
07-21-2007, 08:00 PM
Is a judge on the 'dog x factor'
Ouch ! :D
tralalala
07-21-2007, 09:04 PM
^ Once got kicked out first on the Dog Eat Dog program :lol:
Jagarga
07-22-2007, 11:44 AM
is a useful member of society.
Jagarga
07-22-2007, 11:45 AM
is a useful member of society.
Jeff234
07-23-2007, 05:45 PM
Jagarga Enojys touching Gypsys.
tralalala
07-23-2007, 05:54 PM
^ Invented the abbreviation "kthxbye"
SHUVT
07-23-2007, 05:59 PM
^ Was arrested for exposing himself to sheep.
tralalala
07-24-2007, 11:35 AM
^ Was arrested for imposing as an officer near Scotland Yard while stark naked.
Jackel09
07-24-2007, 07:24 PM
^ was forced to leave his home after his mother found him trying to milk his dog Bowser.
^ Is Michael Jackson's lawyer
DohMein
07-25-2007, 04:47 PM
^ Was raised in Michael Jackson's home and cried when he was forcefully removed.
^ Is subject to pay $50,000,000 a year to Michael Jackson for "training"
lifes4livin
07-28-2007, 12:27 PM
^ Is a Secret Agent working for the MPAA
Mr. Mulder
07-28-2007, 12:39 PM
^ eats babies and then poos them out and then eats the poo
weenden
07-28-2007, 02:38 PM
^ like's week old coffee in dirty mugs
Mr. Mulder
07-28-2007, 02:50 PM
^ is fucking orsum.
Hairbautt
07-28-2007, 02:56 PM
^Isn't fucking orsum.
SHUVT
09-08-2007, 03:54 AM
^Has a thing for tramp stamps
Gripper
09-08-2007, 07:35 AM
Enjoys having disabled privates.
lovewalrus
09-08-2007, 07:03 PM
touches children
tralalala
09-08-2007, 07:56 PM
^ traded his girlfriend for a BT tracker invite. (and she was hawt as hell, and blind). :glag:
tralalala
09-08-2007, 08:12 PM
^ is a midget
Watches NFL to look at the "cute buns".
tralalala
09-08-2007, 08:20 PM
:glag:
^ watches college ball(s) to reminisce on "what could have been.." before he was lured into modding some crummy online board
Senator Larry Craig's restroom "partner"
thewizeard
09-08-2007, 08:24 PM
^^^ is actually a trader in disguise
tralalala
09-08-2007, 08:24 PM
^ rossco's idea for an avatar came from him
thewizeard
09-08-2007, 08:28 PM
^^ just flown in from a holiday in Tehran
tralalala
09-08-2007, 08:31 PM
^ I stayed at his place on the outskirts of Basra last year in Iraq
Something Else
09-08-2007, 09:42 PM
His place was covered in ham ^
^Is not the person in his avatar. :whistling
CrabGirl
09-09-2007, 01:16 AM
Likes vowels
game1283
09-09-2007, 03:28 AM
^^ doesn't eat sea foods..
Evil_Monkey
09-09-2007, 06:00 AM
^^Does not love the smell of sweet ass juice in the morning :D
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 07:14 PM
^^ Had a secret crush on Mother Theresa
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 07:17 PM
Isn't just here to "trade" invites and will post the minimum amount to get in.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 07:21 PM
^^ knows everything
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 07:42 PM
Displays a good knowledge of the internets.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 07:49 PM
^^Has GREAT people skills and is VERY welcoming
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 08:05 PM
Bet I'm right but.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Right about what? (if it pertains to me)
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 08:16 PM
Pretty much everything really.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:22 PM
:rolleyes:
Alrighty....
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 08:23 PM
Doesn't everyone.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:26 PM
Everyone thinks they are right? No. Intelligent people accept they don't know everything and are always open to learn a thing or two ;)
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 08:34 PM
Everyone thinks they are right? No. Intelligent people accept they don't know everything and are always open to learn a thing or two ;)
You don't have to know everything to believe you are right about everything you "know". By definition you cannot be right or wrong about something you don't "know"
However, why would someone hold a belief that they didn't think was right.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:36 PM
Everyone thinks they are right? No. Intelligent people accept they don't know everything and are always open to learn a thing or two ;)
You don't have to know everything to believe you are right about everything you "know". By definition you cannot be right or wrong about something you don't "know"
However, why would someone hold a belief that they didn't think was right.
I guess right and wrong is too simple. I think there is more to everything in this world. But that is just me.
Mr JP Fugley
09-09-2007, 08:43 PM
You don't have to know everything to believe you are right about everything you "know". By definition you cannot be right or wrong about something you don't "know"
However, why would someone hold a belief that they didn't think was right.
I guess right and wrong is too simple. I think there is more to everything in this world. But that is just me.
Couldn't agree more. All I'm saying is that you can only really have an opinion regarding things which you know about. In which case you must think you are right albeit in relation to a limited number of topics.
Douglas Adams deals with the subject when he introduces the Electric Monk.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:48 PM
I guess right and wrong is too simple. I think there is more to everything in this world. But that is just me.
Couldn't agree more. All I'm saying is that you can only really have an opinion regarding things which you know about. In which case you must think you are right albeit in relation to a limited number of topics.
Douglas Adams deals with the subject when he introduces the Electric Monk.
It's possible that I am insecure with my knowledge. I don't always assume I am right. That's all. :)
Back to playing the game.
The above person thinks I'm a comic genius ;)
Alien5
09-09-2007, 08:52 PM
has mastered the lounge after 20 posts
Something Else
09-09-2007, 08:53 PM
^ Isn't the mininova sysop
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:53 PM
Ouch! :(
Thinks my grammar and spelling is endearing
Something Else
09-09-2007, 08:57 PM
^ has perfectly followed the theme of the thread.
Allygemz
09-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Sorry, I'm new. I'll stay out of the thread
Something Else
09-09-2007, 09:05 PM
^ Hasn't just done it again....do lesbians ever learn??
game1283
09-10-2007, 09:01 AM
^^doesn't want donations:)
lovewalrus
09-11-2007, 07:24 PM
has a full house of Hepatitis and herpes....
Alien5
09-11-2007, 07:34 PM
thats outrageous
lovewalrus
09-11-2007, 07:53 PM
thats not a lie...
once practiced taxidermy but was ousted from the job after being caught fashioning roller skates out of dead turtles and selling them to plum mouthed Etonians..
4play
09-11-2007, 07:59 PM
^got his nick after actually making love to a walrus....she never called him back:(
tralalala
09-11-2007, 08:21 PM
^ Invented the foreplay. The idea came to him while trying to make love with a frog that wouldn't cooperate until he tried his new 4play technique :)
Alien5
10-07-2007, 12:16 PM
has a thing for miniature plasticine people
Squeamous
10-07-2007, 12:56 PM
once met Mick Hucknall in a bar and agreed to do an impromptu duet of 'Money's too tight to mention', acapella, with nothing to accompany them but the spoons and his human beatbox.
.......???.......ah, she's okay, I guess.
Sorry. :whistling
thewizeard
10-07-2007, 02:24 PM
^is voting for Hilary...
Spider_dude
10-07-2007, 04:15 PM
isn't an anal arse hole.
Biggles
10-07-2007, 04:32 PM
Thinks Glasgow is smiles better
Squeamous
10-07-2007, 05:46 PM
Has had sex in the last 10 years.
Spider_dude
10-07-2007, 07:25 PM
hates the cawk.
WarrenBuffet
10-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Spider_dude is straight
killer23
10-07-2007, 10:44 PM
small e-penis and large real penis
WarrenBuffet
10-08-2007, 12:26 AM
Is NOT saying that because its what is true for him and he feels sad
killer23
10-08-2007, 12:34 AM
wow, your completely right, amazing :O
Alien5
10-08-2007, 12:36 AM
killer23 is a hooker
killer23
10-08-2007, 12:40 AM
Alien is wrong, and the pay is good i heard
killer23
10-08-2007, 01:00 AM
Trouble is not gay, and will not be banned shortly.
Squeamous
10-08-2007, 07:09 AM
wow, your completely right, amazing :O
Don't you mean he's completely right?
(This is not confusing)
tralalala
10-08-2007, 08:11 AM
^ His sig is a pic of his right nipple.
Evil_Monkey
10-08-2007, 08:21 AM
^ doesn't have Tourettes syndrome
killer23
10-09-2007, 08:24 AM
is not a loud, terribly dressed, normal human being and hates the thought of using blades to satisfy his need for attention and is very smart.
i love your signature btw, lets talk more often, i would love that. :yup:
(this isnt turning into "say the opposite of what you mean" thread.)
Gripper
10-09-2007, 09:27 AM
Is not Dexter
thewizeard
10-09-2007, 09:38 AM
> has given up blowing.. all forms of drug abuse and other debautchery..for ever...
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