Make Up An Outrageous Lie About the Previous Poster

[nooneIknow]

self explanatory

[jimbo12345]

I'm your father

[mbucari1]

Jimbo's penis i pencil thin. That's why he can't please his GF.

[jimbo12345]

you said tell lies.... :)

[mbucari1]

jimbo enjoys blowjobs from snapping turtles.

[jimbo12345]

you never know....

mbucari is actually a penguin

[mbucari1]

Jimbo spent last summer hunting whales in the north sea

[jimbo12345]

mbucari put the tart into poptarts :)

[mbucari1]

jimbo has no sense of smell.

[jimbo12345]

mbucari is a spitting image of Abraham Lincoln.

[mbucari1]

Jimbo drives a beat-up 1971 volkswagen beetle

[jimbo12345]

mbucari is an anagram of ungrateful american

[Mr JP Fugley]

jimbo put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP is an uninspiring, predictable cawklicker.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wait, that's true.

[mbucari1]

jp is a gregarious person who enjoys nothing more than playing with 3rd grade boys.

[CrabGirl]

I know how mbucari1 likes his eggs in the morning

[Mr JP Fugley]

mbucari is American

Edit woopsies

[mbucari1]

JP sleeps with his mommy.

[Hairbautt]

mbucari1 is a rep trading cunt.

[mbucari1]

Hairbautt is a floridian redneck who is destined to marry his sister.

[100%]

mbucari likes to pick his nose and eat the snot,
whilst imagining that the snot is a little penguin.

[mbucari1]

100% enjoys searching for hidden treasures in the local cesspool

[mbucari1]

crabgirl is too afraid to post.

[tralalala]

mbucari1 left the room when getting a red card while playing FIFA 2007 on his XBOX 360 which he stole from his grandma.

[CrabGirl]

Tralala can sing like a lark in the springtime

[Mr JP Fugley]

Craburd has good taste in blokes

[tralalala]

So? It's a wonderful way to sing :D

CG has tentacles instead of hands/legs, and participates in Hentai pr0n movies.

JP goes to Hogwarts.

[mbucari1]

tralalala is a claymation figure

[tralalala]

mbucari was born on Mars

[mbucari1]

tralalala spent last summer as a Hungarian prostitute.

[QuickJelly]

mbucari1 spent last summer with a Hungarian prostitute.

[mbucari1]

quickjelly chose his alias cuz he was lubing up to masturbate when he joined fst.

[QuickJelly]

After stealing an ice-cream from a little boy, mbucari1 spent 2 months in jail where he got butt-loved daily by a black guy named Dingo.

[mbucari1]

quickjelly went crazy after he consumed too much quicksilver.

[QuickJelly]

mbucari1 is famous for his role as Mork in the 70's show "Mindy and Mork".

[mbucari1]

QuickJelly cleans his toilet with his tongue.

[QuickJelly]

mbucari1 has a severe mental illness that causes him to run around in a pink ballerina skirt at 4 am every morning and scream "The toasted bread is in the cd tray!".

[mbucari1]

Quickjelly graduated in the top 99% of his class

[QuickJelly]

mbucari1 often gets aplauded for his good mouth hygiene.

[mbucari1]

Quickjelly was always picked before the kid in the wheelchair in gym class

[Alien5]

mbucari1 is really alien5 and alien5 is the real mbucari1

[brotherdoobie]

Ailen5 is an old, toothless,hairless, peg-legged flapper from Jersey.

-bd

[mbucari1]

Alien5 has a kitten that he keeps in a sling around his neck.

[Mathea]

mbucari1 entertains me with good posts.

[jimbo12345]

mathea, although a likable chap, kicks kittens and other small defenseless animals. Like the platipus.

[Mathea]

I do kick kittens, retard.



jimbo has never taken it in the ass.

[jimbo12345]

Mathea, doesnt kick cats*

Ok, my window licking friend?

[tralalala]

Mathea hasn't taken it to the ass either.. Well, as far as I know :shifty:


jimbo actually lives on the Isles of Samoa and has a tattoo of a snake running down his tool.

[mbucari1]

tralalala can only get off if he ties a girl up, hangs her upside down by her toes and starts cutting her.

[tralalala]

mbucari jacks off watching the Arctic Special on the National Geographic channel.

[jimbo12345]

tralalala is the voice of Marge Simpson

[brotherdoobie]

tralalala is an idiot savant. A pure prodigy, when it comes to the skin flute.


-bd

[popopot]

brotherdoobie's actual name is 'sister droopy' and she has breasts like a spaniels ears.

[Mr. Mulder]

popopot played the whale in the second free willy movie, the rubber suit was harsh to wear but it looked the part

[tralalala]

Mr. Mulder is the one starring in popopot's avatar.

[Mr JP Fugley]

tralala invented iambic pentameter.

[tralalala]

Mr. Mulder blows his nose with sandpaper.

[Mr. Mulder]

tralalala is the son of ron jeremy

[Barbarossa]

Mr mulder is the love-child of david duchovny and gwen stefani

[jimbo12345]

Barbarossa is the devil reincarnated.

[brotherdoobie]

Barbie is the boards first homosexual mod.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

BD should be a mod

[tralalala]

jimbo changes his pants once a month, preferably during a full moon.

[Mr. Mulder]

tralalala eats bees

[tralalala]

Mr. Mulder cooks slugs then munches them overnight.

[jimbo12345]

tralala is
tony Hart.

[Mr. Mulder]

jimbo once beat-up a russian circus bear with only a wet tea towel as a weapon

[jimbo12345]

Mulder dances with wolves.

[Mr JP Fugley]

jimbo advises Russian dignatories on sexual technique.

[Barbarossa]

Mr JP Fugley is a well renowned author, and has written many novels on the subject of explicit romantic fiction, mostly involving zoo animals.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's supposed to be lies, Mr so called MILFMod

[Biggles]

JP is renown for his kindness and gentle patience with brash noobs who think they can spam pish on FST.

[Cheese]

Biggles was the stand-in for the regeneration scene of the 6th-7th Doctor Who after Colin Baker refused to return to the series. He wasn't credited for the role and to this day bears a grudge against Sylvester McCoy which has resulted in a restraining order being issued against Biggles.

[Biggles]

Cheese was a founder member of JLF (Janner Liberation Front) and has been actively plotting the overthrow of the Tamar Bridge.

[Barbarossa]

Biggles has a soft spot fo doughnuts, and has two dozen of them delivered to his house daily from Tescos. He consequently gains 1 stone in weight weekly, and needs help getting up and down stairs. In fact, he has had his staircase replaced with an industrial winch.

[Mr. Mulder]

Barbie (real name Ricardo) breaks into peoples homes while they are sleeping and steals their toilet duck (along with other assorted bathroom cleaning products) - he sends them back home to his family (in Spain) who could never afford such luxuries

[Barbarossa]

Mr Mulder is not sensitive about his height.

[Biggles]

Barbie is so called for his almost fanatical hatred of Sindy whom he considered to be a cheap flat chested slapper and total rip off to boot. He actually had a pat down area in his lobby to ensure that no one brought a Sindy to his house and contaminate his collection of Barbies with the inferior plastic used in the said abomination.

[Cheese]

Biggles has auditioned to be on Big Brother six times, X-Factor three times and Fame Academy once. Despite being unsuccessful he still maintains that one day he will become famous and shag Kylie Minogue (if she rescinds her restrainment order against him obviously).

[Biggles]

Cheese watches Big Brother, X Factor, Fame Academy and Stars in their Eyes and tapes them on his video recorder to re-watch the "highlights" later. Fact

[Mr. Mulder]

Biggles still uses VHS :glag:

[tralalala]

:lol:


Mr. Mulder's pet is the O-RLY owl.

[jimbo12345]

Tralala was the 1st man to walk on the sun. Backwards.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Did he walk backwards or was the sun backwards.

jimbo is clear, concise and comprehensive.

[jimbo12345]

bit of both really. MJ moon walks, tralala sun steps.

JP Fugley is was actually the man in the Yeti suit in the famous Yeti photo.

[Gripper]

Jimbo makes Casanova look like a rank amateur when it comes to pleasuring the ladies.

[Mr JP Fugley]

The Gripster is next in line to be a mod at fst.

[100%]

Pizza delivery boys who speak latin are very popular nowadays.

[Mr JP Fugley]

ziggy isn't good at thread identification.

[100%]

Fugley will think about the queen the next time he has sex.

[Mathea]

100% will think about Fugley the next time he masturbates.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I assumed he always did.

Mathea has pics of herself getting out of the shower and is posting them later ce soir. It's the real Kelly at the door in them

[mbucari1]

JP's rubs himself with shit when he's alone at night.

[brotherdoobie]

mbucari1 lost his leg in a hunting accident. (truffles are dangerous)


-bd

[Lilmiss]

BD laid the foundation stone at the first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting house.

[Proper Bo]

Lilmiss loves donkey pron. :sneaky:

[brotherdoobie]

Bo's not proper at all.


-bd

[QuickJelly]

BrotherDoobie spent five years in a mental institution in Africa before finally escaping through the sewer pipes.

[Lilmiss]

That isn't an outrageous lie. :o


Bo likes to clean up his trail of crap while wearing a tutu and dancning like a loon to Justin Timberlake.

[Lilmiss]

Wow, double slow post!

[Proper Bo]

Bo's not proper at all.


-bd

That's not a lie:unsure:

Tho' neither was mine, like.

[Cheese]

Owns many many coats.

[jimbo12345]

Is actually allergic to Cheese.

[brotherdoobie]

Jimbo is really Obmij a pacifist terrorist from Sweden. He hands out peaches
with his manifesto laser etched into the pit.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

brotherdoobie is the world record holder for the post sits-ups done in 1 second. (.125)

[kapowcowpwned]

secretly loves gay flamingos

[jimbo12345]

secretly loves gay flamingos


Shhhhhhh! I'll never live it down...:D

kapowcow starred in the Nescafe adverts between 1966-1998, but was fired for being photoed drinking, and enjoying, a ginseng and lime herbal tea. The fool!

[Mr. Mulder]

jimbo is pylean for breakfast table

[jimbo12345]

"Mr Mulder" is an anagram of "Who's the daddy now, BITCH".

[Mathea]

jimbo is cooler than mulder

[jimbo12345]

Mathea is the Cardinals biggest fan. He even has the wallpaper and curtains.

[brotherdoobie]

Mathea is a full-time slapper, who works part-time as a toll booth operator
at the Jersey Turnpike. She's been know to give change for a five, with
her superbly conditioned uterus muscles.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

she??! Seriously?

[brotherdoobie]

:glag:

Yes, she. I believe this is the third time in the last week, that Mathea's
been pictured as a male.

-bd

[jimbo12345]

very butch...

[Cheese]

The above poster once punched a kitten.

[jimbo12345]

the above poster is a kitten

[Biggles]

very butch...

Mathea is actually quite hawt - I think I can see where you have been going wrong.

[brotherdoobie]

Biggles is a lover of guns and magazines about guns. He also enjoys
guns.


-bd

[Biggles]

Brotherdoobie finds the word "guns" a trigger for a psychological orgasm - His last post means he will need to lie down for a bit.

[brotherdoobie]

Biggles is getting "up" there in age. He often confuses other members with
Skizo.

However, he remembers the important things in life, such as: Mathea
being hawt.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Biggles finds the word Doobie a trigger for literal orgasm.

[Barbarossa]

Biggles is a veteran of the Crimean war, and a receiver of the Victoria cross for heroism. He led the 1st Armoured Balloon Battalion into battle with the Russian Dolls, in what was the decisive battle in the campaign. He lost a finger when one of his balloons unexpectedly burst.

[Barbarossa]

I'm going to delete both of your posts, because mine was loads more imaginative than yours, is that OK?

[brotherdoobie]

'k


-bd :dabs:

[jimbo12345]

imaginativeness is in the eye of the beholder Barbs....

[Mr. Mulder]

jimbo was once (at one time) a field operative for CTU

[Biggles]

Jimbo respects Barbie's authoritah.

[Cheese]

^Was the winning bidder on the ebay auction for Britney Spears' hair (despite the restraining order).

[Barbarossa]

^ Is the patron saint of Lost Property

[Cheese]

^Organises trips to Canada for the seal-clubbing season.

[mbucari1]

cheese spends his time in the forum cuz he's too old to get an erection and have some REAL fun:naughty:

[brotherdoobie]

The previous poster is really GrabGirl.


-bd

[Biggles]

Wishes Crabgirl would club his seal.

[thewizeard]

Biggles is only a figment of my imagination.

[brotherdoobie]

Biggles is really Cheese.


-bd

[mbucari1]

bd has a vd

[thewizeard]

Paul has never ever written any quality poetry, that someone thought good enough to plagiarise..

[Cheese]

^ Invented clowns.

[Barbarossa]

Cheese once wrote a screenplay about grocery shopping in Plymouth. He sent the scripts to Kiefer Sutherland and Bruce Willis asking them to star in it, but they declined due to the fact that there were too many explosions.

[thewizeard]

Barbarossa is a kewl mod..

[Cheese]

^ Has dated Jade Goody's mother.

[CrabGirl]

Is a fantastic cook.

[Mr JP Fugley]

CrabBurd has never dodged tax

[tralalala]

JP is a rebel to deodorant, and refuses to use it except when going to bed.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hoi, I sleep as nature intended.

In nice silk pyjamas.

[tralalala]

JP was the first man on the moon.

[Mathea]

:glag:

Yes, she. I believe this is the third time in the last week, that Mathea's
been pictured as a male.

-bd

:glag: Thanks bd :wub:


and biggles :wub:



I wonder what the hell is going on... I know I'm not the only chick who likes baseball.... :blink:




Anyways, tralalala is actually a very high up important official who has access to major weaponry and will blow up anyone who pisses him off.

[LaPistola]

Mathea (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../member.php?u=78313) doesnt know how to use a computer

[Mathea]

LaPistola knows how the thread works

[tralalala]

Mathea is NOT secksy, has TINY bewbs, and has wrinkles on literally 95% of her body skin.

[Mathea]

tralalala looks just like his avatar.

[SHUVT]

Mathea is actually a 12 year old Korean boy

[Mathea]

SHUVT owns a 12 yr old korean boy

[DefX]

One of the characters in the movie Top Gun is based on SHUVT's life. No, not Maverick, but Goose. Apparently, he survived in real life unlike the movie.

[tralalala]

DefianceX makes a living from programming Chess programs for online gaming sites based on servers in Afghanistan.

[Alien5]

tralalala shot & srsly wounded the O RLY owl... :o

[tralalala]

:lol:


Alien put a black wig on his O RLY owl, and decided to call him the 'FRO RLY owl.

[SHUVT]

Tralalala likes to give candy to little school boys in trade for keeping a secret

[Lilmiss]

SHUNVT supplies the candy in trade for proper choccy bars.

[Mathea]

lilmiss wears the skirt in her relationship.

[Proper Bo]

Mathea doesn't know the difference between fact and fiction.

[mbucari1]

Proper bo sings "Angel of the Morning" every time he showers.

[SHUVT]

Mbucari likes to listen to Proper sing while watching him take a shower. Don't drop the soap!

[LaPistola]

SHUVT (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../members/shuvt-138763) takes it in the poop shoot

[peat moss]

Reality is Ross's bum buddie and hey while I'm at Seedler dos n't swallow , he spits . Selfish buggers all around .

[peat moss]

Too selfish to give a reach around .



Ah crap I hate typing in the dark , with a black keyboard . :D

[thewizeard]

^^ Burns brilliantly in a peat oven

[thewizeard]

^erm....

[Mr. Mulder]

thewizeard was created in the 1940's to help combat birds from pecking open the tops of milk bottles

(thewizeard model was recalled later that decade after it was discovered that there was a serious flaw in that it didn't actually do anything and that the whole plan was just a bit mental)

[Dr.Pretentious]

Matthew Broderick tries to hack in to Mr. Mulder's computer once every year around 17 November. However, Mr. Mulder sets up a firewall in expectation of the attack, which he then proceeds to hurl brick by flaming brick, across the world at Mr. Broderick's home.

These events are known as the Leonids.

[Biggles]

Dr P coats his Leonids in a heavy layer of Preperation H

[Barbarossa]

Dr.Pretentious has an astrophysics degree. He also talks to animals. This skill was particularly useful in the final astrophysics exam, as Dr.Pretentious forgot the equations for calculating the fluidic properties of electrochemical flux and the interactions between the magnetic and gravitic fields in the cores of red giant stars, and was able to ask a passing cow for advice.

[Fromagepas]

Barbie tain that too far.

[Barbarossa]

^doesn't needs new batteries in his wireless keyboard

[Gripper]

Barbie tells everyone he is 21 when it is his birfday,this has been going on for the last twenty years.

[Alien5]

Gripper tells Outrageous Lies about the previous poster

[Gripper]

Alien 5 is really Britney Spears,good luck with the rehab Britney.

[LaPistola]

Gripper is really Paris Hilton, good luck in jail Paris.

[SHUVT]

Lapistola belongs in the lounge...

[jimbo12345]

SHUVT stands for some hugely under valued twat.

[DefX]

jimbo12345 likes to pick his nose in public when noone is looking

[jimbo12345]

defiance like to lick the inside of freezers

[LaPistola]

jimbo12345 (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../members/jimbo12345-141345) looks under couches for dust bunnies so he can eat them

[SHUVT]

Jimbo likes to lick frozen flag poles

[jimbo12345]

shuvt is actually from the Vatican City

[SHUVT]

Jimbo is an alter boy

[mbucari1]

Shuvt is a 40yo virgin

[tralalala]

mcucari is a 20 yo virgin

[jimbo12345]

tralalala is the love child of Michael Jackson and Barnie Rubble.

[popopot]

Jimbo is going to rejoin the jetset after getting his spanish clitoral wings.

http://www.toonhound.com/jimbobook.jpg

[jimbo12345]

jimbo jimbo JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO! SMASSHHHH.

I loved that crazy plane.

Popopot is actually a homeless Inuit who had to swim to Norway to set up a new shack, as his home disappeared due to global warming.

[tralalala]

jimbo is a communist.

[jimbo12345]

tralalala is the 5th Teletubbie

[Fromagepas]

jimbo sits up all night posting on the internets. He then sleeps all day due to exhaustion.

[CrabGirl]

Uses mustard as a lubricant for his self-loving sessions because he likes "the stinging sensation"

[Fromagepas]

Drinks to forget.

[CrabGirl]

Forgets to drink

[Fromagepas]

:lol: hardly.

Is a member of the local Woman's Guild and a staunch supporter of the Conservative and Unionist party.

[jimbo12345]

has something to say, and isnt saying it too loud. So please dont f' off.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Is the personification of evil.

[tralalala]

JP believes in Santa and the tooth-fairy.

[mbucari1]

JP will be a great mod.

[jimbo12345]

mbucari is the new primeminister on the United States Of Britain.

[mbucari1]

jimbo was Pink in the movie version of The Wall

[SHUVT]

mbucari used to ride the short bus to school

[tralalala]

SHUVT wishes he could drink like the fat-arse in his avatar.

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP is the fat arse in his avatar.

[Mathea]

Fugley is actually a ninety year old grandmother of 16 that knits cute booties for her fifty cats.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Dr.Pretentious once strangled a chicken with his bare hands, showing no remorse. However, he regretted the act when he felt a little bit ill eating a McChicken McSandwich. Although that was probably because there's dickheads working in the kitchen.

[peat moss]

Mathea hates baseball , really I'm not kidding !

[DefX]

peat would trade all his worldly wisdoms in exchange to be in that cat's place in his sig.

[Cheese]

^ Ginger.

[Alien5]

^ Gingerer

[jimbo12345]

International super model.

[tralalala]

Miss Cambodia 1992.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Zealot

[tralalala]

gets off with his avatar

[Cheese]

^ Watches Desperate Housewives.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Films them

[Cheese]

Is one.

[Alien5]

killed my chicken

[Mr JP Fugley]

Is one

[thewizeard]

Stliton Cheese is made with the same fungus that grows between your toes...

[Alien5]

the dog came and the chicken fly over the fence and he killed it

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wanks dogs

[Barbarossa]

It's supposed to be lies :fist:

[tralalala]

shoves made-in-china needles into his head for fun

[Alien5]

:lol: tell us one then Barbara?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Dogs wanks.

[Biggles]

Dogs wanks.

Doesn't actually enjoy wanking dogs.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Dogs wanks.

Doesn't actually enjoy wanking dogs.

If I could train a dog to wank he would buy it jig time.

[tralalala]

Walks old people across the road.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Wanks old people then crosses the road.

[Alien5]

wanks over pictures of crossroads

[mbucari1]

is a contortionist and sicks his own cock.

[Biggles]

is a contortionist and sicks his own cock.

Has weird fantasies about vomit

[SHUVT]

provides the vomit for mbucari's fantasies

[mbucari1]

likes old men:naughty:

[Cheese]

^ Sells his own brand of edible underwear on ebay. Has thus far made $2.36 (£0.04).

[LaPistola]

likes Micheal Jackson

[Cheese]

Really "likes" Michael Jackson.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Licks Michael Jackson

[LaPistola]

wanks Micheal Jackson

[Mr JP Fugley]

Is Michael Jackson.

[Cheese]

^ Purchased the prosthetic used for Scaramanga's third nipple in Man with the Golden Gun.

[LaPistola]

eats dingle berries of Micheal Jackson

[Cheese]

^ Has quite the imagination.

[mbucari1]

cheese is a young whippersnapper.