Say something really fucking deep

[Mr JP Fugley]

A friend in tweed is a friend in need.

[Snee]

2000 fathoms.

[Snee]

Bill Gates's pockets.

[Snee]

something really fucking deep.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Got that out of your system there did you, old bean.

[Snee]

Following instructions to the letter inhibits creativity. Fact.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Genious is 10% inspiration and 90% inspiration

[Snee]

something really fucking deep.

The most inhibited I've ever been^.

[tesco]

A friend with weed is better.

[CrabGirl]

Mariana Trench.

Mariana Trench

Mariana Trench.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Marine Biology humour ftw.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup

[Hairbautt]

Follow your interest and find your passion.

[Seedler]

Mariana Trench = -10000+ meters.

[Gripper]

A man without a cock,isn't.

[100%]

Yesterday while digging a hole in the ground,
i wondered why people generally perceive Holes as round, when the hole in the ground was infact more squarish.

on the topic of holes, what is a hole? other than not that which it isn't?
Just by digging in the ground, i create a hole, which is merely an area with less earth, not really a hole, but by moving earth away from it i created a little hill- so i guess you always have an opposite. Strange.

Any way, the space with less earth / hole was not so deep.

i thought holes should be endless.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's impossible to dig half a hole.

[jimbo12345]

Take a dog's philosophy on life - if you can't eat it or fook it, piss on it.

[thewizeard]

A friend with weed is better.

True... lol...


ermm... the centre of the Earth. :)

[popopot]

My ex's beaver.

[jimbo12345]

lol....the question is: was she that deep before you got together?

I find my ex's are genuinely more shallow after they've been with me...

[popopot]

Obviously, I will say that it was me that made it that way........

[jimbo12345]

Wide Boy!

[Mr JP Fugley]

lol....the question is: was she that deep before you got together?

I find my ex's are genuinely more shallow after they've been with me...

They heal up.

Or are you speaking figuratively.

[brotherdoobie]

My mother sliced her wrist and popped pills, while guzzling copious amounts
of booze...quite often. (in front of me...when I was a lad)

Her father was a monster who tortured his family daily.
(she was a wee bit easier on my brother and I.)


I adore my children... and I couldn't fathom harming them.
Why am I different (from the monsters in my closet?)



-bd

[jimbo12345]

lol....the question is: was she that deep before you got together?

I find my ex's are genuinely more shallow after they've been with me...

They heal up.

Or are you speaking figuratively.

Both i guess. I'm a "steath lover".

[brotherdoobie]

Nature or nurture...


-bd

[Mr JP Fugley]

They heal up.

Or are you speaking figuratively.

Both i guess. I'm a "steath lover".

Hence ignoring the love bean. That would just draw attention.

[Mr JP Fugley]

"steath" is a grate word btw.

[jimbo12345]

tank you.

I guess u should say i was a steath lover.

[Mr JP Fugley]

prior to the fst intervention.

[Gripper]

It's important to know the difference between intercourse and interchange.

[Cheese]

A spoon held in jest can wound the mortal mind.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Less is never more.

[Biggles]

Less is never more.

Police Academy movies being an exception that proves the rule.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Good point, Les. As ever well made.

[Snee]

Maybe gheys could measure hawtness on a sphincter-scale :sly:

[Busyman™]

Mawst peeple in de wuld are idiots. Try nawt ta be wun of dem.

[MrVictorRivers]

the appreciation of victory, is best realized after experiencing defeat...

[jimbo12345]

Man who walks onto airplane sidewards is going to Bangkok

[popopot]

Never kick leaves on the ground.

[brotherdoobie]

Never... leave your kicks on the ground.


-bd

[popopot]

I get my kicks from champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.

[jimbo12345]

kiss me kill me

[Barbarossa]

Today's leaves on the ground are yesterday's bright young things that had just burst into life, full of hope and opportunity.

[popopot]

Today's leaves sperm on the ground are yesterday's bright young things that had just burst into life, full of hope and opportunity.


Fixed (my first fixage).

[jimbo12345]

a mighty oak can grow from the smallest acorn. A quality piece of decking can be made from such a tree. So shoot the squirrels.

[jimbo12345]

Today's leaves sperm on the ground my chest are yesterday's bright young things that had just burst into life, full of hope and opportunity.


Fixed (my first fixage).

2nd draft

[popopot]

Fixed (my first fixage).

2nd draft

:lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Today's leaves on the ground are yesterday's bright young things that had just burst into life, full of hope and opportunity.


:ghey:


-bd

[Mr JP Fugley]

Leave leaves.

[brotherdoobie]

Hippy dye... die!


-bd

[mikeco]

the sea

[SHUVT]

Life is but a mere formality in which one has to endure of a period of time.

[popopot]

Toast is double cooked dough.

[Fromagepas]

As such it is in fact a biscuit.

[vipdiablo]

love is a dream cant come true

[pro267]

Gotta love them australian squirrels.

[Fromagepas]

bestiality ftw.

[Snee]

:wub:

[brotherdoobie]

Lead with your left...if you're right. If you're left, than you're right.

Everyone knows that.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

First with your head, then with your heart.

[brotherdoobie]

Up your load or you'll be left behind.

-bd

[jimbo12345]

man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

[S!X]

yeah it's ya boy kimbo, i'm bout ta hit chu wit dis na mean.

[jimbo12345]

kimbo?!?!

This is my December, LP.

[popopot]

If at first you don't succeed, say 'fuck it' and have a beer instead.

[jimbo12345]

Get up and run away, and live to see another day. Pussies live longer.

[brotherdoobie]

Men spend 9 months of their lives trying to get out of the pussy - and the rest of their life - trying to get back in.

Fact!


-bd

[Evil_Monkey]

You can peer through the glass and catch a glimpse of what is on the other side. If you were to polish the glass clean, we'd see much more. But then we would no longer see ourselves.

[brotherdoobie]

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

-JH

[Fromagepas]

Those who can, do. Those who can't should really do something else.

[Fromagepas]

If impossible isn't in your vocabulary you really should think about improving it.

[CrabGirl]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[popopot]

If all you can see is the sea then you are drowning.

[Fromagepas]

Or looking directly down, suspended underneath a low floating balloon.

[Fromagepas]

Middle aged men with posh accents should not wear a single shiny, dangly earing. It's just wrong.

[brotherdoobie]

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."


-JH

[Fromagepas]

:lol: :earl:.

Quality.

[brotherdoobie]

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.


-jh

[Mr JP Fugley]

Football's not a matter of life and death. That would be fucking mental.

[brotherdoobie]

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.


-jh

[Mr JP Fugley]

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio than are dreamt of in your geography.

[brotherdoobie]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

-jh

[pwilly]

if i turn my headlights on while travelling at the speed of light, what happens?

[snowultra]

the first usable hand gun was used in 1424

[Evil_Monkey]

Enjoy life, because there's plenty of time to be dead. :pimp:

[Brenya]

Genius is made, not born. Practice makes perfect. Hope for us all.

[Brenya]

Einstein was dyslexic.

[jimbo12345]

There´s no I in team. But there´s an ¨a¨ äm¨and ¨me¨

So balls to the rest.

[Evil_Monkey]

If you let someone kick you once, they'll kick you once. If you let someone kick you three times, they'll kick you three times, but if you reach out and break that guy's foot, ain't no more kickin' gonna be goin' on.

The deepest thing I could think of at the time :D

here's a decent one
Better to die standing than to live on your knees.

[johnchimpo]

Aim low, avoid disappointment/expectation.

[ciram]

Thank god I don't have back pain.

[brotherdoobie]

If you let someone kick you once, they'll kick you once. If you let someone kick you three times, they'll kick you three times, but if you reach out and break that guy's foot, ain't no more kickin' gonna be goin' on.

The deepest thing I could think of at the time :D

here's a decent one
Better to die standing than to live on your knees.


Like a twig?


-bd

[Sextent]

No thanks, I've eaten.

[weenden]

glub....glub....glub glub......glub

[ArchStanton]

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.

I am not a particularly deep thinker so I quoted something that someone else had to say about adversity.

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower.

[S!X]

Do me shiza again.

[popopot]

In prosperity, caution; in adversity, patience.

[Evil_Monkey]

If something goes wrong it's better to take acceptance in what can not be changed.

Now thats pretty fuckin deep :blink:

[Tanner31593]

Dutch cows go muuuuuuuuuuuu.
American cows go moooooooooo.
Chinese cows go Woooooooooooooooong.

[maebach]

Dutch cows go muuuuuuuuuuuu.
American cows go moooooooooo.
Chinese cows go Woooooooooooooooong.

That was stupid. :dry:

[Fibo]

Dont be gay, ehhhh hay hay hay!

[Gripper]

Ladies with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down.