Oh FFS

[Mr JP Fugley]

Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.

[Proper Bo]

They always make me want to have a tab, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Ya weird fuck.

[Mathea]

Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.
I know what you meant by this, but at first I still giggled. Yes, sometimes I act like I'm in fifth grade.

[Busyman™]

Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.
Well it's one more reason to eliminate smoking (even the adverts). They momentarily turn even the most fat, bald, married men into homos.:no:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

[CrabGirl]

Dirty boy.

[CrabGirl]

I'm off to wrap my lips round a nice slim fag now. I'll suck, and suck and recieve sooo much pleasure from watching the fag disappear as I suck it hard.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Will you suck it so hard that it's tip will glow.

[CrabGirl]

So hard it smoulders.

[brotherdoobie]

:wub:


-bd

[Mr JP Fugley]

My Lord, it'll empty down your throat in seconds.

Won't that make you feel a bit dizzy.

[Barbarossa]

If you suck too hard you may suck in a bit of butt :ugh:

[Mr JP Fugley]

She can spit tho' she doesn't need to swallow.

[Mathea]

I'm off to wrap my lips round a nice slim fag now. I'll suck, and suck and recieve sooo much pleasure from watching the fag disappear as I suck it hard.

:blink: So you are in fact a gay man.:O

[CrabGirl]

My Lord, it'll empty down your throat in seconds.

Won't that make you feel a bit dizzy.

Dizzy and breathless but very very satisfied. Won't be long before I do it again either.

[CrabGirl]

I'm off to wrap my lips round a nice slim fag now. I'll suck, and suck and recieve sooo much pleasure from watching the fag disappear as I suck it hard.

:blink: So you are in fact a gay man.:O

No. I turn gay men straight. :yup:

[Busyman™]

I'm off to wrap my lips round a nice slim fag now. I'll suck, and suck and recieve sooo much pleasure from watching the fag disappear as I suck it hard.

Mmk, what does this say about Cheese and what does it say about Crabb G?:unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

It's obvious.


-bd

[Snee]

That they live in the UK?

[Busyman™]

It's obvious.

Captain and even.

[CrabGirl]

Cheese can get his own fags. He's not sharing mine

[brotherdoobie]

:teh moderation:


-bd

[Busyman™]

Cheese can get his own fags. He's not sharing mine

Jeez, you smokers are selfish twunts.:sneaky:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:blink: So you are in fact a gay man.:O

No. I turn gay men straight. :yup:

CrabBurd is the cure. Fact

[CrabGirl]

and as a bonus, I don't give you aids!

[Skweeky]

:o

So that is the real reason of wanting to attend the Eurovision song contest

[Mr JP Fugley]

and as a bonus, I don't give you aids!

Which is nice.

[brotherdoobie]

Unless, you're a bug chaser.



-bd :sick:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Which she is :O

[CrabGirl]

Which I am.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Witch, a yam.

[brotherdoobie]

Good luck?


-bd :unsure:

[jimbo12345]

has anyon in the UK used this new prescription drug they say is great for quitting?

Did/is it helping?

Im trying to get it on prescription here.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Of which drug do you speak.

[tesco]

Of which drug do you speak."nickerteen patch"

[thewizeard]

Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.

2 excluding the 2 in the titles .

[Mr JP Fugley]

Of which drug do you speak."nickerteen patch"

I used the gum, was really helpful. Been off them for 9 years now.

Haven't had a cigarette in that time either.

Other than 1 (one) occasion.

One lunchtime, but if anything it strengthened my resolve. I was so disgusted by my weakness.

True story.

[Hairbautt]

Its always bothered me when people say "Oh, I've quit smoking" and then they go light one up and say "Oh...well it's just one every so often."

Then you obviously havn't quit.

God, what fucktards, I swear. :no: Glad you stopped, anyhow :)

[Fromagepas]

It's not as hard as people make out. The 24 hours of stomach cramps are the worst thing, then the week of physical and mental torture. After that it's a breeze.

[Barbarossa]

stomach cramps probably just mean you are thirsty, according to Allen.

Physical and mental torture is just a Scottish thing I think :unsure:

[Dr.Pretentious]

Did you just go "cold turkey" or did you try to cut back first?

[Barbarossa]

Me? Nonono, I've never smoked in any of my previous lives, including this one :dabs:

[Fromagepas]

Did you just go "cold turkey" or did you try to cut back first?

Stopped, used full strength gum for a week or so, then low strength. Chewed normal gum all the time. Then stopped that as well

Cutting back rarely works imho. Decide you are going to stop and then stop, commit to it and tell your mates not to fag you up even if you ask. It will be much easier for most people come 01/07 when smoking in pubs etc stops. That being the locus for most failures.

Stop smoking on 1st July everyone*. You know it makes sence.

*Only the smokers like.

[jimbo12345]

Of which drug do you speak.

The drugs brand name is Champix. The active ingredient is varenicline. They are calling it a "wonder drug".

It works by stopping the cravings and heavily reduces withdrawal symptoms, but also stops the smoker feeling satisfied by smoking. It is recommended as a 12 week course. In the UK its a prescription only medicine, taken in pill form twice a day.

[Gripper]

interesting might see if I can get some.

[Dr.Pretentious]

I might take up smoking so I can quit.

[jimbo12345]

interesting might see if I can get some.

It's free on prescription on NHS from July i believe. Has a 45% success rate on peeps smoking 30+ cigarettes a day.

[Fromagepas]

The internets suggest it's more like 22%, however it still seems to be pretty effective with a placebo scoring about 8%.

In essence it appears to almost treble your chances of stopping, long term.

[Hairbautt]

I might take up smoking so I can quit.
:lol:

[jimbo12345]

The internets suggest it's more like 22%, however it still seems to be pretty effective with a placebo scoring about 8%.

In essence it appears to almost treble your chances of stopping, long term.

Yeah, i just read that also, sorry for ny misleading advice. But, i think it's definitely worth a try. Especially for you guys in England with the smoking ban coming.

I did really well quitting in Uk as i never had any money! But here, a pack of Malboro Lites costs me 4.5 RMB, which is about 30p, give or take.

[Fromagepas]

More misleading statistics than misleading advice but we can read thro' the quagmire which is your posts and glean some hint at what you're getting at.

[jimbo12345]

dude, hows about you stfu? arse.

[Fromagepas]

dude, hows about you stfu? arse.

Willdo, skip. You only had to say.