What is the object/place/person/thingy i am thinking of?

[jimbo12345]

A new game. I've selected an object/place/person/thingy. You need to guess what it is.

You have to ask questions to find out what it is. I can only answer yes or no to the questions.

I won't change the object/place/person/thingy, and it's nothing stupid. The person who guesses it gets to choose the next object.

Ok. First question please!

[brotherdoobie]

Is it a place?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

no

[brotherdoobie]

Does it have anything to do...with cawk?

-bd

[jimbo12345]

no

[brotherdoobie]

Are you contemplating string theory...or blue-cheese?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

no....be serious bd!

It's an object....i'll give you a starter! :)

[Barbarossa]

Is it a clitoris?

[brotherdoobie]

Barbie, he doesn't know what that is.
Ok... I'll try and be serious.

How big is the object?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Barbs...no
bd - yes no questions.

[thewizeard]

mineral?

[jimbo12345]

no

[brotherdoobie]

Is it and object or a thingy?


-bd :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

Is it black?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

its an object. Yes

This one is black. Yes

[Barbarossa]

Is it a black man's todger?

[brotherdoobie]

^ Busy's willy?

-bd

[jimbo12345]

nope. It's something in front of me, in the room i am in.

[Barbarossa]

Is it a baby in a microwave?

[jimbo12345]

lmao!!! No, i'm in the study, if you will. Working on a project.

[Biggles]

Mobile phone or MP3 player?

[jimbo12345]

nope

[jimbo12345]

it's nothing stupid, just an everyday object....ask questions, dont just guess.

I thought this thread would be a good idea!

[Barbarossa]

Is it an attache case full of industrial secrets?

[Biggles]

it's nothing stupid, just an everyday object....ask questions, dont just guess.

I thought this thread would be a good idea!

Good idea and Lounge - now there is a novel concept

Is it electrically powered?

[popopot]

Is it round?

[jimbo12345]

FFS!!!!!!!AGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

No. Getting closer though....

[brotherdoobie]

A laptop?

-bd

[jimbo12345]

it's nothing stupid, just an everyday object....ask questions, dont just guess.

I thought this thread would be a good idea!

Good idea and Lounge - now there is a novel concept

Is it electrically powered?

Some are, but this one isnt.

[popopot]

Is it cuboid?

[jimbo12345]

Is it round?

Nope.

[jimbo12345]

A laptop?

-bd

No.

[Barbarossa]

Is it a telephone?

[jimbo12345]

Is it a telephone?

No,

[brotherdoobie]

Is it larger than a bread-box?


-bd :dabs:

[popopot]

Is it an incredibly over ripe banana?

[Barbarossa]

Is it a paper-shredder?

[brotherdoobie]

Is it a cat turd?

-bd

[jimbo12345]

Is it an incredibly over ripe banana?

No....though there is a dehydrated apple on my bookshelf, waiting for her to clean up.

[Biggles]

Can you write in it

[popopot]

Is it unique to China?

[brotherdoobie]

Is it unique to Canada?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

ok, let me summarise:

It's not:

mineral
a baby in the microwave
a clit/black mans willy.
a shredder
ripe banana
not electric powered, though they can be.
larger than a bread box.
Cat poo.

It is:

An object.
In my girlfriends study.
Black on the outside (but comes in many colours)

STOP GUESSING, ASK QUESTIONS!

Remember, the winner gets to go next.

[jimbo12345]

it is unique to no country.

[Barbarossa]

Is it a piece of office equipment

[brotherdoobie]

A pencil sharpener?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Can you write in it

Yes!

[brotherdoobie]

Is it black and white, but read all over?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Is it a piece of office equipment

errrrmmm....i'm goona say no. Kind of.

[Barbarossa]

Is it a diary?

[brotherdoobie]

A notebook.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Is it a diary?

We have a winner!!

Well done Barbarossa...your turn.

[popopot]

Unlucky Barbarossa....your turn.

[Barbarossa]

OK, I'm thinking of something/someplace/someone. Guess away. :dabs:

[Biggles]

Mathea's bewbs?

[Barbarossa]

Mathea's bewbs?

Correct! Wow! You're good :blink:

Your go, biggles :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Mathea's bewbs?

Correct! Wow! You're good :blink:

Your go, biggles :smilie4:

Bastard!

I'm thinking about something - any guesses? no seriously, any guesses

[Barbarossa]

Mathea's bewbs?



EDIT: Is anyone here not thinking of mathea's bewbs right now :blink:

Except jimbo obviously, who thinks mathea is a bloke :dabs:

[Biggles]

Mathea's bewbs?



EDIT: Is anyone here not thinking of mathea's bewbs right now :blink:

Except jimbo obviously, who thinks mathea is a bloke :dabs:

Spookily accurate :O

[brotherdoobie]

/closed

It's the right thing to do.


-bd

[thewizeard]

Mathea's bewbs?



EDIT: Is anyone here not thinking of mathea's bewbs right now :blink:

Except jimbo obviously, who thinks mathea is a bloke :dabs:

Spookily accurate :O

Me... I was getting to the vegetable part later...

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'm thinking of something. I'll give you two clues to get you started.

It's made of glass and holds about 1 pint.

[Barbarossa]

milkbottle?

[Dr.Pretentious]

A glass bowl?

[Dr.Pretentious]

A Victoria coronation 20th anniversary limited edition ceramic mug. With a minor paint blemishes around the eyes, and a small chip beneath the handle offset by about 1 millimetre.

[Mr JP Fugley]

A Victoria coronation 20th anniversary limited edition ceramic mug. With a minor paint blemishes around the eyes, and a small chip beneath the handle offset by about 1 millimetre.

Close

[Dr.Pretentious]

Is it a Sony KV36XBR250 36" WEGA CRT metallic grey television filled with liquid polystyrene to create a volume of a single pint, originally manufactured in China, assembled by a man named, Yu Bin, who worked the night shift, to pay off his bills and pay for the education of his young daughter, Charlotte?

[Mr JP Fugley]

You're so close it's making me itchy in the groinal area.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Is it the crabs?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Bigger and more glassy

[Dr.Pretentious]

Expertly crafted, glass-blown, Spanish crabs, stolen from French aristocracy during the First World War, their current whereabouts are unknown, but their importance is vital in the coming apocalyptic war heralding the dawn of the fourth age of magic.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah, like I keep them sitting about the room. Think it thro' man.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Nuts, thought I was on to something there.

[Mathea]

a pint glass

[Mathea]

is it my turn?!?!??!?!?!?!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Crystal solves it in one.

Fan-tastic

[Dr.Pretentious]

Bollocks she did. The thing you described was nothing like a pint glass.

Fucking racist.

[tralalala]

Long-Johns..

[Mr JP Fugley]

Bollocks she did. The thing you described was nothing like a pint glass.

Fucking racist.

I can see you are upset, understandable when you were so close.

Sorry mate, I know you'll win one soon. Just stick in there.

[Mathea]

Hurray! My turn!!! Questions people.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Is it bigger than a big dog

[brotherdoobie]

Is it black?


-bd

[Biggles]

Smaller than a small blue whale?

[Dr.Pretentious]

Mightier than a brown rodent?

[brotherdoobie]

Hairier than a German gal?


-bd

[Mathea]

jp no
bd no
biggles yes
dr um depends i guess on how you mean mighty
bd no

[jimbo12345]

can you summarize what you said yes and no to please?

[Fromagepas]

Smaller than a big dog.

Is it bigger than a wee cat.

[Gripper]

Have you got any clothes on?

[Fromagepas]

No :naughty:

[Gripper]

:sick: