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baccyman
06-20-2007, 12:35 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
SaveFerris
06-20-2007, 09:22 PM
Heard it before but it's a good joke. :)
maebach
02-09-2008, 04:32 AM
lol
Adama
02-18-2008, 06:57 PM
good one
Neo
02-19-2008, 07:37 PM
LOL

Never heard this one before... Deserves a copy-paste!
thebazzla
02-19-2008, 07:39 PM
i have heard it before but it is still a good one
vinhkhang01
02-20-2008, 04:15 AM
Be careful of what we are saying cuz Jesus is watching us....
Wolfmight
02-20-2008, 11:58 PM
nice.....
markupmaster
02-25-2008, 02:50 AM
Hehe..

:P
sumvell
02-26-2008, 02:00 PM
lol
Septimus
03-26-2008, 04:31 PM
lol
Peanut
03-27-2008, 10:32 PM
lol bitch DIE lol good joke