Needed: new swear words/phrases.

[jimbo12345]

Do your bit for society. We are running out of real offensive ones.

Although it is an old one, the word "minger" seems to be of great interest to the foreigners i know in China.

They like the sound, and the other forms of the word. Ming, minger, minging etc. All have tried to use it in context, and i have several Chinese friends who think its genius. The origin, i guess, comes from minge?

Maybe we can start there.

I have no ideas. NO surprises there then.

[Alien5]

minging, where I'm from means, smelly or nasty.

Example: when jade goody famously said 'Am I Minging? she had just found out that she had a verruca on her toe :lol:

[jimbo12345]

aye, minging also means the same to me. ALso means ugly. Is she hot, no shes a minger....

[pwilly]

my fav phrase.... she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

[jimbo12345]

my fav phrase.... she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Nice! Not too much zest in the words though. I'm meaning sometihng that will silence rooms if you say it out loud.

[thewizeard]

Then it should be an internet connected insult like erm...I need some thin air....Something regarding small memory banks (RAM) or maybe use the word Dell..or Sony in the insult.

[S!X]

Then it should be an internet connected insult like erm...I need some thin air....Something regarding small memory banks (RAM) or maybe use the word Dell..or Sony in the insult.

Absolute pure genius right there. :O

[thewizeard]

Delluded?

[Mr. Mulder]

flange whistle

[popopot]

'botter' is my favourite one at the minute. It means you like it up the arse :ghey:

'munter' is the same as minger as well.

Not really swearing, but when you are hot you can say that you are 'sweating like MJ in a nursery' or 'sweating like a pedophile in a playground'.

'knob jockey' is good.

[Mr. Mulder]

bum face

[thewizeard]

bum face

Or back to basics, these will always work

[Mr. Mulder]

arse nob

[popopot]

lanky streak of piss

[Barbarossa]

The new taboo is racist swearwords.

Nigger has become much more offensive than cunt.

[thewizeard]

how about Nigger's cunt then..

[Barbarossa]

Not for me, thanks.

[Alien5]

chocolate face

[Mr. Mulder]

poo face

[Dr.Pretentious]

Cock and cunt work fine. It's all in the delivery.

Although I think calling people a Jew is coming back.

[Biggles]

Cock and cunt work fine. It's all in the delivery.

Although I think calling people a Jew is coming back.

:D

:rod:

[brotherdoobie]

It must sound good coming from the mouth of an Irishman.
They're the best when it comes to cursing.

Fact.


-bd

[Dr.Pretentious]

Cock and cunt work fine. It's all in the delivery.

Although I think calling people a Jew is coming back.

:D

:rod:

:bawa:

[Gripper]

Smegma

[jimbo12345]

i remember from my happy childhood, during a moment in the Inland Revenue office watching my mother reak drunken havoc to the guy hiding behind bulletproof glass.

Something along the lines of

"Look, what is up your arse, you supercillious little shite".

I thought it was one hell of an instant retort from my mum. Supercillious, although not really offensive sounds great:

A: It's a long word.
B: Its sounds like silly.
C: Super = great/large
D: ended in ous - like tremendous.
E: Not many people know what supercillious means. Thats the insulting bit, the unsureness of what has just been said.

To me, one word said a lot.

[popopot]

i remember from my happy childhood, during a moment in the Inland Revenue office watching my mother reak drunken havoc to the guy hiding behind bulletproof glass.

Something along the lines of

"Look, what is up your arse, you supercillious little shite".

I thought it was one hell of an instant retort from my mum. Supercillious, although not really offensive sounds great:

A: It's a long word.
B: Its sounds like silly.
C: Super = great/large
D: ended in ous - like tremendous.
E: Not many people know what supercillious means. Thats the insulting bit, the unsureness of what has just been said.

To me, one word said a lot.

Noted, assimilated and waiting to be used. Ta.

[jimbo12345]

make sure you stress the words in the right place, and pause between tones.

Think my mum said it like:

LOOK. what is UP your ARSE, you SU PER CILLIOUS little SHITE....