Help,college related

[Qua]

Any of you guys and girls know a place where i coude get help with my seminar? Or some one here is willing to help?
Thing is cos of Bologna reform i have to write a seminar,reasone is i missed the class 4 times and 3 is alowed.
And tomorow i have 2 exams so no way i'll do it all in time. And if I don't i wont get a stupid sig from profesor ergo i can't take 3rd exam on friday.
Topic is Trade unions, it's soposed to be in english, C/P is allowed(It's just neccecery to qoute the source). So any ideas where i might find help.
Or if somebody here knows how to do it and it's willing to help me.

[thewizeard]

To be honest..I would take the day off. You are not in anyway going to succeed.

this is the meaning of collage http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage

[Qua]

Lol... tnx. I'm trying to do 10 things at the time and it is not going very well.

[Mr. Mulder]

kill the professor and eat his brains, by doing so you'd obviously inherit all his physical and mental strengths

[thewizeard]

kill the professor and eat his brains, by doing so you'd obviously inherit all his physical and mental strengths

This is the best way and would also get the seal of approval from the Lounge Lizards

[Qua]

Great idea...tnx a lot,but I dont think that you are awere that it is a female prof...and hot one too(acording to guys in my class)

[thewizeard]

Great idea...tnx a lot,but I dont think that you are awere that it is a female prof...and hot one too(acording to guys in my class)

Then the consumption will be even more enjoyable... the smart ass :)

[Mr. Mulder]

Great idea...tnx a lot,but I dont think that you are awere that it is a female prof...and hot one too(acording to guys in my class)
pics

[jimbo12345]

it fascinates and amuses/concerns me that someone would register here, to ask us loungeites for help in educational matters.

I mean, between us, we have a brain cell (is that one word or 2?). And it's international, so there's always someone awake to answer the worries of the world at any time.

Maybe we should have a "samaritans" room, where people can come with there problems and we help them out.

e.g.

Poster:"Help....my life is crap"
Replies:
JPaul: "So, your a rangers fan?"
Alien: "Cunt"
Mulder: "I like c rap."
Fudgley: "Grammatically wrong, try again."
Jimbo: "Know where the clit is?"
Busyman: "Well, in the US of A...."
Hairbaut: "Yeah, i like rap too".
Seedler "Mine was too...but i just got laid"
Popotop: "have a glass of chardonney and bathe in kitten milk for 67 mins. "
Barbierossa: "Thread closed, cos i can."

And, before you know it, the poster is fixed. Not due to our advice, but, the realisation that no matter how bad life is for them, they are not in our shoes.

[Hairbautt]

Hey, I don't like rap. Rap is crap :smilie4:

[jimbo12345]

your a rapper, a little bit crapper,
than Jay Z, but that aint to easy.

Word. Westlife. AIiiiii!

[Barbarossa]

I don't close threads anymore :emo:

[Dr.Pretentious]

I don't close threads anymore :emo:

When have you ever closed threads? You lazy cunt.

Lock all them down, lock them all down now.

[Mr. Mulder]

then eat their brains

[Biggles]

Any of you guys and girls know a place where i coude get help with my seminar? Or some one here is willing to help?
Thing is cos of Bologna reform i have to write a seminar,reasone is i missed the class 4 times and 3 is alowed.
And tomorow i have 2 exams so no way i'll do it all in time. And if I don't i wont get a stupid sig from profesor ergo i can't take 3rd exam on friday.
Topic is Trade unions, it's soposed to be in english, C/P is allowed(It's just neccecery to qoute the source). So any ideas where i might find help.
Or if somebody here knows how to do it and it's willing to help me.

You have left this a tad late haven't you?

If the paper is to be in English does this mean you are writing about UK Trades Unions? If so what period? Tolpuddle martyrs?, Post WW2 Beer and Sandwiches with Wilson and Callaghan? The Thatcher years?

You have not given a brief anybody could possibly help with. Personally I think your Professor should give you a good beating.

[jimbo12345]

I don't close threads anymore :emo:

When have you ever closed threads? You lazy cunt.

Lock all them down, lock them all down now.

This made me laugh out loud....such aggression, well done you.

[Chip Monk]

Who are this "us" I see mentioned. I know of no "us".

Just a collection of "me"'s.

[Qua]

I didn't join here to get help,check my join date.
This is international board so i guesed that some one to whom english is first language might help me get this thing done faster.
You didnt help at all,so no model pics from my class for any of you:D
Mods please close this thread.
P.S:
I finished it all in time.
P.S.S: I have miss of my country in my class:P

[Biggles]

I didn't join here to get help,check my join date.
This is international board so i guesed that some one to whom english is first language might help me get this thing done faster.
You didnt help at all,so no model pics from my class for any of you:D
Mods please close this thread.
P.S:
I finished it all in time.
P.S.S: I have miss of my country in my class:P

ffs Of course you didn't get any help - it was completely unclear what you were asking for. Trades Unions - when? where? why?

[Barbarossa]

/thread closed *







* may not actually be closed

[jimbo12345]

/thread closed *







* may not actually be closed

Feel the power people!!


BTW, who are the models this crazy poster mentions? model unions or girls with nice titties?

Either way Qua....i bet you fail.







Good luick to you. How's your burger flipping arm?

[Chip Monk]

I love it, total drivel request for help. Then sniffy when he doesn't get it.

Awesome.

[jimbo12345]

i dont think the poster was sober/on medication at such time.\

We should'nt mock. Frigging foreigners. Nuke them all!

[Hairbautt]

'Foriegners', also known as foreigners, are wierd.*

Fact.

*Foriegners may not be an exact translation, but it most likely the equivalent to foreigners in the english language.

[jimbo12345]

did they teach you to spell in your other forum? NOT HAPPY

[Hairbautt]

No, but I've learned a thing or two from JP plus other cunts being smart.

[Chip Monk]

Take responsibility for your own actions, Henderson.

[jimbo12345]

sell out.

[Hairbautt]

You're breakin' my balls jimbo, you're breakin' my balls...

[jimbo12345]

answer the questions. It's not making the mistake, it's how you fix it.

[jimbo12345]

people, and i, feel a little upset.

[Hairbautt]

:console:

[jimbo12345]

nah mate, that homo poo aint gonna save you. You have your own topic, please answer the easy to follow q's.