If you had to choose 5 members

[Adster]

if you had to chose 5 members to be all alone with on a desert island for a week from this forum who would they be and why?

[Barbarossa]

Are they all alone by themselves or all alone with each other :blink:

[tralalala]

Mathea for the bewbs
Skizo for the larfs
rossco to keep us all under control
Adster for the spammage
BB for the wisdom

[Barbarossa]

Oh OK, now I understand. :dabs:

[Gripper]

Mathea
Lilmiss
NikkiD
Goddess
Mulder

[Busyman™]

Mathea
NikkiD
Skweeky
sara
Lilmiss

I rather have fun with chicks only.

[Alien5]

Mathea
NikkiD
Skweeky
sara
Lilmiss

I rather have fun with chicks only.

what if you ran out of food, i bet you would be the first to get cannibalized by them

[Dr.Pretentious]

You know, what will probably happen is they will form a clique and ditch you on another part of the island.

I'd like to spend time alone with:

DorisInsinuate
SillyRumours
KarenDeconcet
EmoBoy
Manker's corpse

[Barbarossa]

KarenDeconcet

Phwooooarrrrrr :w00t:

:ermm:

[Biggles]

Why is the tendancy towards bewbage not a surprise.

:dry:

Would the FST guys really be so shallow


:yup:

[Skweeky]

Hmmmm I would choose:


Crabgirl - so we can discuss our trip to Belgrade, that should take up most of the week

Nigel - it's likely he'll have some hash or skunk on him

JP - I think he's in construction. We need someone to build us some shelter.

Biggles - Possible has a bottle of apple hidden somewhere on his persona

UKMan - So he can teach me some more Pink Floyd songs to sing

[jimbo12345]

Mulder - he intersts me
JP Fugley - he fascinates me
Biggles - for his brain
Popotop - has class and wouldnt bore of him
Adster - not sure why

[Sextent]

Yogi
Adster
jimbo
BillyD
Chalk Mongoose.

I need someone to kick fuck out of. I'm from Glasgow FFS.

[Proper Bo]

You didn't need to pick 5 tho', shirley.

[Dr.Pretentious]

It'll be like one for each day of the week. Then it'll be like "axe massacre weekend special!".

[Sextent]

Monday to Friday then rest at the weekend. Get myself ready to start all over the following Monday.

I've alreadies applied for the grant to set it up.

[Busyman™]

Why is the tendancy towards bewbage not a surprise.

:dry:

Would the FST guys really be so shallow


:yup:

Why would I be stranded for a week on an island with a buncha fellas?:idunno:

Women iz more versatile loike.

We can drink, party, crack jokes, eat and whateverwhatever.:naughty:

[Proper Bo]

What makes you think they'd want to "whateverwhatever" with you?:huh:

[Agrajag]

It's a guy thing.

If anyone ever posts "We can drink, party, crack jokes, eat and whateverwhatever. :naughty:"

Nine times out of ten they're a virgin. Fact

[Proper Bo]

I didn't think he'd even want to whateverwhatever with any of them, I think i've seen pics of them all except sara and none of them look like the rugby player type busy's into:unsure:

[Skiz]

1. tralalala - Together we could pummels any aminals to death.
2. Lamsey - We could all cozy up in his eyebrow for shelter.
3. clocker - He could build us a PC out of like twigs and coconuts n stuff.
4. Mathea - Bewbage/conversation.
5. :idunno:

[Agrajag]

He'd have to pump them up with 'roids prior to the event.

Seems a lot of effort just to make a woman have a man's arse and legs before you whateverwhatever with them.

He might be willing to try it with someone feminine, just for the novelty factor.

[Agrajag]

I'm sure I've seen sara's phoatie btw, she's feminine, in the good way.

[Agrajag]

As in /would.

[brotherdoobie]

1. JPaul
2. Mr JP Fugley
3. Jagarga
4. Aqrajag
5. Sextent


-bd

[Agrajag]

4 of them would kick fuck out of the gaylord from Edinburgh.

[100%]

Rookiecrd (aka Angelina Jolie)
Reality (aka McGuyver)

[brotherdoobie]

He's a bit of a poof. However, I hear that he's loaded.


-bd

[Alien5]

two of them are the real Charles Manson

[Agrajag]

He's a bit of a poof. However, I hear that he's loaded.


-bd

Where did you hear that like. The cunt from Edinburro is a smackhead, as they all are.

The other 4 are good Glasgow lads, salt of the Earth who kick fuck out of Edinburro smackhead gaylords.

[Hairbautt]

1. tralalala - Together we could pummels any aminals to death.
2. Lamsey - We could all cozy up in his eyebrow for shelter.
3. clocker - He could build us a PC out of like twigs and coconuts n stuff.
4. Mathea - Bewbage/conversation.
5. :idunno:
News u 'tard, don't tell me you wouldn't want to know what's goin' on all the damn time elsewhere, fuck :mellow:

[brotherdoobie]

I was referring to the smack - when I said he was loaded.
Typically, desert islands are boring.


-bd

[Sextent]

Sorry.

Cross cultural discrepancy.

I forgot you were from Canadia.

[brotherdoobie]

Harsh, prick.


-bd

[Sextent]

I apologise to Canadia.

[brotherdoobie]

It's the right thing to do.


-bd

[Sextent]

Indeed, sorry we left you to your own devices, Canadia.

How could we ever predict you would become so French.

[Busyman™]

What makes you think they'd want to "whateverwhatever" with you?:huh:

I didn't say they would but you never no. I could dislike sara on the forum but she might be ok in real loife.

Real loife and internet are different worlds. I'd rather my only foive for teh week be chicks, thankyouverymuch.:snooty:

If you want to spend your week on the island with fellas, that's your choice.

[sArA]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)
Jpaul cos he scares me a bit
busyman as token black guy and sex god
lilmiss cos she can (could???) smoke as much dope as me
Clocker because he can set his hand and mind to just about anything

[Busyman™]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)
Jpaul cos he scares me a bit
busyman as token black guy and sex god
lilmiss cos she can (could???) smoke as much dope as me
Clocker because he can set his hand and mind to just about anything

token black guy :lol:

JPaul would provide us all with much food. We could live off the fat for awhile.

[sArA]

Thought you would appreciate that :D

[Busyman™]

Thought you would appreciate that :D

I wonder....I can't be teh only negro on teh forum....roight?

[Snee]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)


Which one?

Just checking, like.

Incidentally, I haven't got a clue which of you all I'd want with me.
Hard to choose , like.

[Snee]

KarenDeconcet

Phwooooarrrrrr :w00t:

:ermm:

Paedo, btw.

[sArA]

Thought you would appreciate that :D

I wonder....I can't be teh only negro on teh forum....roight?

dunno mate, no one else has ever quite captured my imagination.....

@snee....as for snny, both of course, that being the point to his inclusion!!

[Snee]

Dammit.

Although the other one is totally a girl, so :smilie4:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Lilmiss...JP...manker...dave and ziggy...I guess. Because there the ones who's names I can remember.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Couldn't remember Biggles :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

I doubt manker would be much fun, like.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Rotting corpses are always fun.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Well, we'd need food. :dabs:

[Busyman™]

Well, we'd need food. :dabs:

I already mentioned GayPaul.:ermm:

Hell that's food for a week plus take-home.

[jimbo12345]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)
Jpaul cos he scares me a bit
busyman as token black guy and sex god
lilmiss cos she can (could???) smoke as much dope as me
Clocker because he can set his hand and mind to just about anything

token black guy :lol:


Don't do it Busy. In these kind of situations, they always kill of the token black person 1st. If you don't go, it's the stereoptype needy woman or the funny guy in the group.

[brotherdoobie]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)
Jpaul cos he scares me a bit
busyman as token black guy and sex god
lilmiss cos she can (could???) smoke as much dope as me
Clocker because he can set his hand and mind to just about anything


You're both pussies - compared to me.

I'm also fantastic in bed.
Fact.

You could kill two birds with one stone, lyke.


-bd :yup:

[jimbo12345]

snny cos he is so fucking bright (and wierd)
Jpaul cos he scares me a bit
busyman as token black guy and sex god
lilmiss cos she can (could???) smoke as much dope as me
Clocker because he can set his hand and mind to just about anything


You're both pussies - compared to me.

I'm also fantastic in bed.
Fact.

You could kill two birds with one stone, lyke.


-bd :yup:

you forgot modest...

[brotherdoobie]

Why bother.


-bd :snooty:

[jimbo12345]

good point. It shines anyway :)

[Mathea]

Manker Cheese and JPaul, cuz that means I'd be there with most all of you people

[brotherdoobie]

Fair point.


-bd

[Busyman™]

token black guy :lol:


Don't do it Busy. In these kind of situations, they always kill of the token black person 1st. If you don't go, it's the stereoptype needy woman or the funny guy in the group.

Don'tchew know muhfucka? I brakes most stereotypes in two.

I be da wun dat suvives and iz da last wun alive...and sheeeeit.

Mmk?

[Hairbautt]

Manker Cheese and JPaul, cuz that means I'd be there with most all of you people
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/LaughOutLoud.gif

[jimbo12345]

Manker Cheese and JPaul, cuz that means I'd be there with most all of you people
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/LaughOutLoud.gif

hahaha!

[Lilmiss]

Stuck on a island with any of you plebs?
I'll take torture no.2 please. :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

double posting.

/bedtimes. :no:

[Chip Monk]

My hearts just not in it. If mankers not there then I'd rather spend the week alone. Remembering our wee chats.

No offence to you cunts like.

[Cheese]

I'm planning on eating my companions when the food runs out (or before probably), so I'd chose the plumpest.

Seedler
Jonno
Bawa
Azzz
Capt. Asda

[brotherdoobie]

Bazz... He's the most plumper. However, he has cat aids...being a
lezzy, and all..


-bd

[Biggles]

Stuck on a island with any of you plebs?
I'll take torture no.2 please. :ermm:

You wish

:snooty:

[CrabGirl]

Manker - Coz he knows awesum drinking games and is a bit of a laff
Sqweeky - because she's generally a top bird.
JP because I bet he's not that gruff IRL
Barbie because I think he's funny.
And if I didn't have to take cheese because he's padlocked to my ankle, the last space would be for Gripper or Bo. They'd have to fight it out.

[Proper Bo]

The loser having to be stuck with the rest of ewe?:unsure:

[JPaul]

Manker - Coz he knows awesum drinking games and is a bit of a laff
Sqweeky - because she's generally a top bird.
JP because I bet he's not that gruff IRL
Barbie because I think he's funny.
And if I didn't have to take cheese because he's padlocked to my ankle, the last space would be for Gripper or Bo. They'd have to fight it out.

:)

[JPaul]

Unfortunately I am that gruff in real life. However you made me happy anyway so that's OK.

[Snee]

I'm only on one person's list. I like have to reassert my superiority.

Prolly can't be arsed though.

[JPaul]

I can't do a list. However I can say without question that if I could Snee would be on it.

[JPaul]

Thing is, so would cheese, manker, crabgirl, peabody, lilmiss, skweeky, the, mulder, barbie, les, weeles, that doobie laddie, jagarga, mathea, danb, nikki, jonno, sara, brenda, kev ... I think you get my point.

Basically if you wouldn't be on my list you already know it.

[Snee]

:wub:

I'm pretty sure I'd bring darth and a coat hanger, 'cos then there'd be no danger of overpopulation if something gets pregnant and we get stuck there for longer than planned :justincase:

[Dr.Pretentious]

Are you calling me an abortifacient? You are so not on my list.

[JPaul]

Doris as well obviously. See that's my point.

There's too many cunts here I like to make a list of the ones I would want to spend a week with.

It's easier for the fucktards I don't like just to not turn up. Like I said you know who you are.

[Snee]

FINE, then I'll just have to find someone to make the tough decisions on my island :dry:

@ Darth

[Dr.Pretentious]

FINE, then I'll just have to find someone to make the tough decisions on my island :dry:

@ Darth

FINE. Whatever you do, don't pick Mulder. He paid for the Dead or Alive movie :no:

[Snee]

You're only saying that 'cos you want him for yourself, you big lesbian :dry:

[Dr.Pretentious]

If you had him on your island you wouldn't treat him right. He needs more than your fluffiness to satisfy him, he needs massive boobs too.

[Dr.Pretentious]

Can you tell I was just reading the Z-Cult discussion about Power Girl?

[jimbo12345]

Don't do it Busy. In these kind of situations, they always kill of the token black person 1st. If you don't go, it's the stereoptype needy woman or the funny guy in the group.

Don'tchew know muhfucka? I brakes most stereotypes in two.

I be da wun dat suvives and iz da last wun alive...and sheeeeit.

Mmk?

I'm lost, confused, and a little scared. Are you going shoot my back up?

mmk? my man Kool?

[Snee]

Can you tell I was just reading the Z-Cult discussion about Power Girl?

I haven't been there since a mod got all cunty over me saying something about their logo :dabs:

[Snee]

Should I bother getting some non-vertigo DC-comics, btw? I haven't read much new stuff outside of the Vertigo-segment for quite some time now.

[Busyman™]

Don'tchew know muhfucka? I brakes most stereotypes in two.

I be da wun dat suvives and iz da last wun alive...and sheeeeit.

Mmk?

I'm lost, confused, and a little scared. Are you going shoot my back up?

mmk? my man Kool?

gHEY

[Barbarossa]

Manker - Coz he knows awesum drinking games and is a bit of a laff
Sqweeky - because she's generally a top bird.
JP because I bet he's not that gruff IRL
Barbie because I think he's funny.
And if I didn't have to take cheese because he's padlocked to my ankle, the last space would be for Gripper or Bo. They'd have to fight it out.

:happy:

I can't make a list because I have to remain impartial

[Dr.Pretentious]

Should I bother getting some non-vertigo DC-comics, btw? I haven't read much new stuff outside of the Vertigo-segment for quite some time now.

Not really, it all seems terrible at the moment. Unless you want to read that Bart Allen just died and Wally West is back there's not much point. It's a pretty crap story. The point Bart died I said, "meh" out loud.

All-New Atom is quite good, being a Gail Simone book and all.

Legion of Superheroes was quite good, but I've gotten a bit bored of it.

Sinestro Corps might be good, there seems to be a lot of excitement around it.

I could do a massive list of all the other DC books I've been reading that are complete shit, but that would take ages.

[thewizeard]

I wouldn't choose to take Skweeky..that's a fact.


...Reason is because she has already taken me :) (Thanks Sonja.. ) So I will be there to meet you all, as you arrive; with good quality ermm.. guess !

[Jagarga]

i'd take
jp
snee
cheese
some hawt burds
some smack

[Sextent]

Then you could smack the bitches up.


and have the hawt burds for yourself.

[Jagarga]

exaktly.

[Mathea]

I would like to change my answer. I would take Jagarga x5.

[Sextent]

How come.

[Alien5]

??

[Mathea]

Cuz he is so super sweet and nice.

[Alien5]

Mathea have you been smoking crack?

[Sextent]

Cuz he is so super sweet and nice.

He's a gaylord drug addict wastrel from Edinburro.

[Mathea]

Alien: no, why?

Sextent: you're crazy, he's an angel.

[Sextent]

Alien: no, why?

Sextent: you're right, He's a gaylord drug addict wastrel from Edinburro. However he's got a cawk like a babies arm.

oic.

[Snee]

AND he brings smack to the table.

[Snee]

Does it have fingers and stuff? :unsure:

[Mathea]

That'd be disturbing beyond belief.

[Alien5]

why? no reason :P

[Mathea]

You have some?

[Alien5]

nope, sorry i gave up

[Mathea]

lol kk

[weenden]

well it would be ....me weenden, then hairbaut so i would no whey the hell is going on ,the wiserd so i could shoot someone, skizo so he could tell me its wrong to do so.and last but not least snee so i could still have a chance to chase rabbits oh thats right im included allready so mulder so someone can drink up the coffee

[Hitler]

get a life people!

[weenden]

sorry i had one and it wasn't fun so im here to torture people

[Hitler]

seriously...

[thewizeard]

get a life people!

lol ..You can talk ... if I remember correctly..you are the one who needs one of those!