Does anyone happen to know how to audition for the eurovision song contest?

[Skweeky]

Well?

Anyone?


I want to enter for the one in 2008

[weenden]

sing i would guess

[Alien5]

http://www.gumtree.com/london/63/9847963.html

[brotherdoobie]

Skweeky, you should audition for the Lounge. I would love to hear you
sing.


-bd

[thewizeard]

Skweeky, you should audition for the Lounge. I would love to hear you
sing.


-bd

Good idea -bd why don't you organise the contest "we" could all send prerecorded mp3s to rossco,... and he and RealitY could judge :)

[Dr.Pretentious]

I think you have to go to the BBC with your entry. The BBC does their TV competition thingie and then that gets entered into the competition.

To be honest, I don't think you'd be hopelessly talentless enough to qualify.

[thewizeard]

The Drugs Don't work could be a hit and receive "maatschappelijk ondersteuning" if you worked it out a little and get some practise with UKMan.. Afronaut and Rocktron... hint hint.. ( Oh and give up wiet) lol

[brotherdoobie]

I'll play drums.


-bd :happy:

[lynx]

I'll play drums.


-bd :happy::badabumdeesh:

[thewizeard]

all we need is a keyboard then :)

[brotherdoobie]

Who's playing bass?


-bd

[popopot]

Can I just come along, get high, be there for no apparent reason, do nothing and dance like Bez from the Happy Mondays?

[brotherdoobie]

If you're without pants.


-bd

[Skweeky]

You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


Soz

I've already written the lyrics for the song
My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
Looks like a guaranteed win

[Lilmiss]

Will you be wearing tinfoil n dressing in drag? :smilie4:

Isn't Justin Hawkins meant to have fixed the next Eurovision?
He has the drag thing down to an art form, so at least he'll be 2nd.

[Skweeky]

We were thinking fluoresent lycra.
In the colours of the rainbow.
It's always a good thing to have the gay scene on ur side

[Lilmiss]

Hells, if Norton can, you cancan. :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

...sounds raunchily tacky.
Fantastic.


-bd :happy:

[Gripper]

I'll play the Tambourine.

[popopot]

If you're without pants.


-bd


You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


Soz

I've already written the lyrics for the song
My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
Looks like a guaranteed win

But if I wear no pants (trousers and undercrackers) then I will be very cool, loose and hanging freely.

I also suggest a tranny on board - they always get a shit load of votes.

[Skweeky]

We've got a tranny with a beard :o

[brotherdoobie]

Tell him to ditch the beard. A tache... that would be slick.


-bd

[popopot]

Tell him to ditch the beard. A tache... that would be slick.


-bd

http://www.anecdotage.com/pics/moustache.jpg

[Barbarossa]

How to Audition For the Eurovision Song Contest

1. First, you must be sure you qualify for Eurovision Entry. To do this, you must be one of the following.

a). European.
b). Been to Europe on Holiday.
c). French Speaking Canaidian.
d). An Israeli Transsexual.

2. Secondly, you must also be one of the following.

a). Completely unknown.
b). A former star in the twilight of career.
c). Famous for being on a reality TV programme.

3. Thirdly, and most importantly, you must be able to sing. Without the hindrance of a legible tune. Listen to dogs howling for hints and tips.

Then, you need to find a song. The best songs for Europe are songs that nobody else will touch with a bargepole. In fact, if your song has been rejected by half a dozen record companies, then it is a sure-fire Eurovision winner.

Also, although your song will be broadcast throughout the entire European continent, if you don't sing in English you have no chance. Also, Germans take note, your language is shit for songs, it's too gutteral, and don't bother to sing in French, they will always hate you.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how you sing, or what you look like, if you come from a country that until recently was part of Russia, you have a chance.

Bon Appetite.


:blink:

[thewizeard]

Dear BBC Viewer

Thank you for your enquiry regarding 'The Eurovision Song Contest'.

I understand that you would like to know how to submit a song for this year's competition.

I am afraid that this year's competition was won by Serbia with the UK coming second from bottom.

This year's competition was an internal selection so we did not require songs from members of the public. It's a system that many of our European neighbours use very successfully. Quite possibly in 2008 we may yet again hold an open competition, although nothing has been decided as yet.

Thank you once again for taking the trouble to write and for your interest in the BBC.

Regards

Mark Campbell
BBC Information Scotland

[Skweeky]

Exactly!

I want to enter the 2008 one :angry: