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fugley
06-17-2003, 05:57 PM
.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!

She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!

BROCKSTER
06-17-2003, 05:58 PM
:blink: :blink: :blink:

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!

She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!
Fortunatley, i dont suffer from the travesty you speak of fugley.


There's always one of them dolls.......


But sh*t, they dont cook.....

Right man, get your thinking cap on, this must be resolved before your bowels are moved in directions they were never meant to go !!

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:03 PM
At this moment I am inconbloodysoulable!! I've had bugger all to eat for breakfast or lunch.......

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:10 PM
well then it has to be a take-away.

We are amongst (if not the) most obese in Europe, so why not ?!!!!

Stuff that fat-ass face with Pizza and choclate !!!!!!!

TRshady
06-17-2003, 06:11 PM
I&#39;m sick of all these people saying there leaving <_<

fugley: If your gonna go then go, I don&#39;t like me mums cooking so I feel the same :P

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife&#39;s crap cooking&#33; I&#39;m leaving it well alone tonight&#33;

She only cook&#39;s for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding&#33;) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while&#33; Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips&#33; Yak&#33;
uh? :blink:

j2k4
06-17-2003, 06:14 PM
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by j2k4@17 June 2003 - 18:14
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D
Normally yes but I can&#39;t bear it on an empty stomach&#33;

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:23 PM
sorry to rub it in fugley but i just had a huge Ulster Fry &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


and it was delicious &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Lilmiss
06-17-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding&#33;) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc....
i want one&#33; ;)

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by fugley+17 June 2003 - 18:15--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 June 2003 - 18:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@17 June 2003 - 18:14
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D
Normally yes but I can&#39;t bear it on an empty stomach&#33; [/b][/quote]
i can&#33;

chum i can grin and bear that any day :D

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:34 PM
:angry:

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:34
:angry:
whats that for then u little punk ?&#33;&#33; :D :D


no food? :(

no bliff? :( :( :(

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:41 PM
That&#39;s it I&#39;m goin on an involuntary hunger strike&#33; That&#39;ll show her&#33;

Not that I&#39;m worried but it takes weeks to die from starvation right??

Could someone please confirm that - I mean you cant die of hunger after just 24hrs right?? :unsure:

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:41
That&#39;s it I&#39;m goin on an involuntary hunger strike&#33; That&#39;ll show her&#33;

Not that I&#39;m worried but it takes weeks to die from starvation right??

Could someone please confirm that - I mean you cant die of hunger after just 24hrs right?? :unsure:
well as im talking about the history of my country in another thread....

the hunger strikers in the H blocks in the Maze prison, belfast, survived up to 25 days without food, i believe.

so you&#39;ve a while to go....


just take a wee bite my friend

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:46 PM
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:46
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??
im not sure, sorry fug&#39;s, im not that old so i cant remember......


try eating soap, its ok sometimes.

DanB
06-17-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 19:46
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??
Nearly a month? you would be bloody hungry though - and a hunger strike means no sneaky snacks either&#33;&#33;

TheDave
06-17-2003, 06:50 PM
involuntary hunger strike :lol:

you gotta drink though, not drinking makes you die

fugley
06-17-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 June 2003 - 18:45


the hunger strikers in the H blocks in the Maze prison, belfast, survived up to 25 days without food, i believe.


Not getting involved in the politics.......

But I wonder if that cow of a wife of mine was cook there????

Would explain a few things&#33;

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 06:53 PM
he could drink his own piss.

i saw this guy on the word once and he eat his own shite and drank his own piss in the forest.
utterly disgusting and laughable as well.....

when your drunk on a friday night watching the word......

give that a go if your up for it fug&#39;s

ultimatejester
06-17-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife&#39;s crap cooking&#33; I&#39;m leaving it well alone tonight&#33;

She only cook&#39;s for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding&#33;) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while&#33; Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips&#33; Yak&#33;
same here. life is bull shit

fugley
06-17-2003, 09:43 PM
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it.

fugley
06-17-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+17 June 2003 - 21:47--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 17 June 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it. [/b][/quote]
Where am I gonna find a cow at this time of night?

Oh hang on&#33;


Sweet heart&#33;&#33;&#33; Oh sweet heart&#33; come here baby&#33; Nah she&#39;s fast asleep in the bedroom&#33;

Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils&#33;

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by fugley+17 June 2003 - 21:51--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 June 2003 - 21:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 June 2003 - 21:47
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it.
Where am I gonna find a cow at this time of night?

Oh hang on&#33;


Sweet heart&#33;&#33;&#33; Oh sweet heart&#33; come here baby&#33; Nah she&#39;s fast asleep in the bedroom&#33;

Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils&#33; [/b][/quote]
its not that late.

besides all you need is a machete.


f*ck the fish fingers beeatch.

Lilmiss
06-17-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:51
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils&#33;
:o :D :lol: :) :P sorry, just got the funniest mental picture there&#33; :D :rolleyes:

good job she didnt burn your pizza&#33; :lol:


edit; thinking about cows to much for those who seen. ;)

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 June 2003 - 22:16--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss &#064; 17 June 2003 - 22:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:51
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils&#33;
:o :D :lol: :) :P sorry, just got the funniest mental picture there&#33; :D :rolleyes:

good job she didnt burn your pizza&#33; :lol:


edit; thinking about cows to much for those who seen. ;) [/b][/quote]
:lol:
i pictured that one myself.....not pleasant i can tell you....

and looks like fugley&#39;s offski too - hope he aint practising anythin &#33;&#33;

on that note in off to tha sack myself.
sleep well all &#33;&#33; :D :D :D

Lilmiss
06-17-2003, 10:37 PM
night cbb, dont forget to look under the bed for crazed maniacs with burnt fish produce. ;)

sleep well. unfortunatly im not getting any sleep tonight, so im here till either i, or the putor crashes. :huh:

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 June 2003 - 22:37
night cbb, dont forget to look under the bed for crazed maniacs with burnt fish produce. ;)

sleep well. unfortunatly im not getting any sleep tonight, so im here till either i, or the putor crashes. :huh:
oh u know how hard it is to leave here......

:D

i dont wanna go &#33;

but my bed&#39;s right in front of me &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Lilmiss
06-17-2003, 10:50 PM
you should get a stick to press the keys with, then up could stap up 10 mins longer. ;)
i find using my forehead very relaxing....or was that sore?
/bashes head on keyboard. rrhi9pehya&#092;j.

<span style='color:red'>ouch&#33;

no, that hurts, but i make more sense&#33; :D



.......are you still up young man? :P </span>

crazy_billy_bats
06-17-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 June 2003 - 22:50
you should get a stick to press the keys with, then up could stap up 10 mins longer. ;)
i find using my forehead very relaxing....or was that sore?
/bashes head on keyboard. rrhi9pehya&#092;j.

<span style='color:red'>ouch&#33;

no, that hurts, but i make more sense&#33; :D



.......are you still up young man? :P </span>
:lol: :lol: :lol:
yes and still laughing......
hehe



slowly deteriorating tho......
head....closer.....to......keyboard......

peace missy & every1 before i collapse&#33;

laters.

:D Bill :D

Wolfmight
06-17-2003, 10:54 PM
she drink or smoke alot?
:huh: