Michael Parkinson

[Chip Monk]

Mikey P as I like to call him is retiring from television. Who should the guests be on his last show. Name three, possibly with a musical guest as well if you feel so inclined.

Mine be

Ricky Gervais
Stephen Fry
Billy Connoly.

[Mr. Mulder]

mathea
gillian anderson
gwen stefani

[Barbarossa]

1. Michael Parkinson from the 70's
2. Michael Parkinson from the 80's
3. Michael Parkinson from the 90's

I don't watch it anyway, so I don't care if it's a shit last programme :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

only people aged 50 and above watch him :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

JP watches him, and he claims to be 46 :O



He also appears to think Billy Connolly is still entertaining/funny :(

[Mr. Mulder]

JP watches him, and he claims to be 46 :O



He also appears to think Billy Connolly is still entertaining/funny :(
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[Chip Monk]

When did you last watch Billy Connolly, eh answer me that well. Mr so called Barbarella.

[Chip Monk]

Actually I never watch it either. However I just remembered he was retiring and thought last programme guests would be an interesting thread. Fuck you fuckin' cunts if you disagree.

[Biggles]

Billy Connolly (obviousment as they are old mates)
Dame Edna
Oliver Reed (could be a tad tricky)

Young Joss Stone to provide music

[Chip Monk]

Don't bother Les, they're not worth it, bunch of nay-sayers and spammers.

[Biggles]

Yup Chip

Negative knob jockeys to a man! :ermm:

[Gripper]

Robin williams
Sean Connery
Grace Jones


Spice gurls for the music.

[CrabGirl]

You have gone down in my estimation for the spice girls thing.

Jeremy Clarkson
The Mighty Boosh
George Bush.

I love Parky. He's one of the great stalwarts of TV today. Him and Nick Ross in the same year. It'll be all hotpants and hairdonts from here on in. You mark my words.

[Sextent]

Clarkson's a good shout.

[Jagarga]

except he's a cunt knob jockey cunt.

[Sextent]

Yeah but an interesting cunt knob jockey cunt.

I find his books (including the collections of newspaper articles) quite readable.

[Coelacanth]

I find his books (including the collections of newspaper articles) quite readable.

Is it because he has a limited vocabulary and an endless repertoire of self-clichéing one-liners.

[Fromagepas]

No, it's because I find them entertaining and informative.

Tho' if you find writing which has "... a limited vocabulary and an endless repertoire of self-clichéing one-liners" quite readable that's a matter for you.

[Jagarga]

you got pwned.

[Jagarga]

ghey lord.

[Coelacanth]

Shut it, fish face.

[Coelacanth]

No, it's because I find them entertaining and informative.

Tho' if you find writing which has "... a limited vocabulary and an endless repertoire of self-clichéing one-liners" quite readable that's a matter for you.

Oh wait. I just spotted the irony of my other post, with my avatar and all. Very clever, touché.

[Jagarga]

hi manker.

[Coelacanth]

Hello to you too, manker.

[Jagarga]

accountants these days, pish.

[Barbarossa]

another day, another darthy :eyebrows:

I think I'm going to like this one, the last one was a bit of a cunt. :happy:

[Coelacanth]

Did you know they put new users on moderation for their first post now?

[Coelacanth]

Anyways, on topic. I'm quite surprised Parky has stayed on weekly television so long, with his degenerative disorder and all.

[Chip Monk]

That's poor beyond V Poor.

[Barbarossa]

Did you know they put new users on moderation for their first post now?

Yes I did, and I'm not overly happy about it. It's some bittorrent-related cuntery, that people are using multiple accounts to boost their trading-rep, etc.

[Chip Monk]

:O Shirley Knott.

[Biggles]

Did you know they put new users on moderation for their first post now?

Yes I did, and I'm not overly happy about it. It's some bittorrent-related cuntery, that people are using multiple accounts to boost their trading-rep, etc.

Cheats only cheat themselves

Fact!

[Chip Monk]

Yes I did, and I'm not overly happy about it. It's some bittorrent-related cuntery, that people are using multiple accounts to boost their trading-rep, etc.

Cheats only cheat themselves


and their victims, obviously.

[Coelacanth]

Did you know they put new users on moderation for their first post now?

Yes I did, and I'm not overly happy about it. It's some bittorrent-related cuntery, that people are using multiple accounts to boost their trading-rep, etc.

I do not understand. Why does moderating someone's first post make it harder for them to use multiple accounts?

[Barbarossa]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Coelacanth]

I don't know now :mellow:

[Chip Monk]

I think he wants to know why moderating someone's first post make it harder for them to use multiple accounts?

[Chip Monk]

Not that I understand what he's talking about or anything.

[thewizeard]

Not that I understand what he's talking about or anything.

:noes:

[bunny67]

elvis

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhhhhh, I think I know what you're getting at.

If you're a n00b, there's a much more stricter content-filter, mainly to ensure you're not just here to sell iPods, trainers or child slavery.

Any posts which do not pass the stricter word-filter get moderated. :idunno:

This is nothing to do with buttorrent trading. I thought you meant the people who were put on disabled privileges after their first post, because skizo checks their IP addresses against existing buttorrent trader accounts.

[Chip Monk]

Don't they just use proxies to confound his ubber l337 reading skills.

And also what if their ISP uses proxies, can you see beyond that. I know NTL (Virgin) use them.

[Barbarossa]

All good points :happy:


He did once almost ban the whole of Scotland before he learnt a bit more about ISPs who use dynamic IP addresses :whistling

[Chip Monk]

:glag::earl:

[Coelacanth]

If you're a n00b, there's a much more stricter content-filter, mainly to ensure you're not just here to sell iPods, trainers or child slavery.

Content filter, eh :chinrub: