oh ffs

[Mr. Mulder]

was driving home and my fucking exhaust fell off!1 :angry:

was going fine then i heard something dragging on the floor and then the car started sounding well loud so i pulled over to have a look and the fucking things just hanging off!!!!!!111!!1~`1 :angry:

if its not the timing belt or the front tires or the brake lights or the passenger side door or the hand brake which doesn't work or the radio its the fucking exhaust, i had to get out and go all basil fawlty on its arse :angry:

kwik fit was near by so i went there and they said two parts with long names had broken and they'd need to order them in and it would cost £380 cos they don't make my car anymore and parts need to be ordered in, the car isn't even worth that much and they were liek yeah it rly sux <_<

so then just now i went round the garage thats near to me and they had the parts in stock and it cost £110, still money i don't have <_< <_< <_<

fucking thing <_<

[Gripper]

Moral-Kwik fit are rip off merchants.
Buy a bike.

[Proper Bo]

Want to buy a 2.0i 98 mondeo glx? No mot or tax, 60k on the engine (100k on teh clock)

£100 ono:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe, depends how much grippers selling his bike for :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something :unsure:

[Snee]

Kill them all.

[Mr. Mulder]

wouldn't eat their smelly brains though :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something :unsure:

don't buy a new car, evar (unless you've got shiteloads of monies to piss away). get one that's like a year old and in good condition for loiyke half the price.

[Mr. Mulder]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something :unsure:

don't buy a new car, evar (unless you've got shiteloads of monies to piss away). get one that's like a year old and in good condition for loiyke half the price.
reading the adds in the paper they all do seem to be a year old and liek 20 quid a week :ermm:

[jimbo12345]

when I worked at AutoTrader, I did this charity thing which could help u(I stole the idea from Top Gear).

Most larger car dealers/supermarkets do "part-exchange". Now, some of these they can resell, many of them they can't due to:

a) It's not road-worthy and costs more to fix than they can resell for.
b) Such shite cars on forecourt damages their company image.

Now, these cars they usually send to an auctions, or to scrap yards. What we did for charity purposes was ask the dealers to sell the shite, but road-worthy, cars to us for a pound, and we'd put them in the Trader for a few hundred etc/ any offer. All cash went to our charity.

Now,i suggest you go to a dealer/supermarket, and ask them if they have any such cars around. Most will, and will want rid as they are taking up space. Tell them it needs to be taxable/ MOT passed/passable(as Top Gear did).
I bet you'll be able to pick up a car for next to nothing, just a case of taxing it, registering it in your name.

My mate in the UK always does this. He's had mini's, some cool little things motors and a few classics. Granted, they won't last forever, but better than your current situation. I guess you're in Canada or a Yank, so maybe this won't work there, but anything, amusing as it is, is better than this:


http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1351/1623377799041232128941mr8.jpg

[Proper Bo]

lols, mouldy just got accused of being a canadiaian

[MediaSlayer]

I guess you're in Canada or a Yank, so maybe this won't work there,

If he was Canadian or a Yank I would surely understand his slang and writing style better, :blink:.

[Snee]

Btw, Arky mang, can't you get used parts cheaper or sumfin'?

At a scrapyard car breaker thingie or sumfin', lyke.



Might need to know how to fixit and stuff yourself, tho'.

[MediaSlayer]

my advice, which i forgot to include:

1) get a girlfriend with a car that isn't so breakage prone - doesn't myspace have an appropriate classified section for stuff like that? even if they don't, there are other places to advertise online, no?

or

2) get a job where they give you a company car AND let you take the car home

[clocker]

was driving home and my fucking exhaust fell off!1 :angry:
fucking thing <_<

A bit of advice...for future use.
Once a year or so, schedule a day- make it a family affair, lemonade, finger sandwiches, comfy lawn chairs for the onlookers- jack up the car and crawl underneath.
Scrape off the dead cats and crushed baby strollers and inspect for oil leaks and rusty bits.
Fix anything that needs fixing.

This is called "preventive maintenance"...most mechanical devices require it.
Your car is a mechanical device.

Alternatively, you could pay someone to do this for you.
These people are called "mechanics" and are commonly found in "repair shops".
You must have noticed such places...many of them feature large, brightly lit signs, usually with a specific auto manufacturer's name prominently displayed.
Thus, if you drove say, a Morgan, you'd look for a sign that said "Morgan Repair" and drive in and ask the "mechanic" to inspect your vehicle.
Then you would pay him.

This is very much like the way the rest of your life works.
Exactly like when you want sex, for instance.

You find a "hooker" and then you pay her.

Make sense?

[Mr. Mulder]

I guess you're in Canada or a Yank

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/melm0132/lolsrysly.jpg


lols, mouldy just got accused of being a canadiaian

http://www.orlyowl.com/nowai.jpg



Btw, Arky mang, can't you get used parts cheaper or sumfin'?

At a scrapyard car breaker thingie or sumfin', lyke.



Might need to know how to fixit and stuff yourself, tho'.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21orly_gyuri_ati.jpg

they don't make my car anymore so parts are well hard to get and expensive


1) get a girlfriend with a car that isn't so breakage prone - doesn't myspace have an appropriate classified section for stuff like that? even if they don't, there are other places to advertise online, no?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/srsly-40515.jpg

she's got a car which is a lot better than mine (obviousmently) but can't drive very good even a little bit :no:


This is called "preventive maintenance"...most mechanical devices require it.
Your car is a mechanical device.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/chav-rly-finished.jpg

it was my chavy cousins car who thrashed the fuck out of it, not even pretty shaped HSF's could prevent the inevitable :no:

[lynx]

1) get a girlfriend with a car
Get married, get divorced, pay through the nose for the rest of your life.

This is called "maintenance"

[jimbo12345]

Get married, get divorced, pay through the nose for the rest of your life.

This is called "maintenance"

Genius!:D:D

[lynx]

Tralalalalalala has finally passed his test.

He's probably looking for a good car.

I can delete this thread before he sees it if you want.

[Mr. Mulder]

doesn't he live in one of those countries where 30p is about £49,000,390? - there's no wai he could afford it :no:

[Jagarga]

he lives in the gaza strip night club and erotic massage parlour.

[Barbarossa]

Clocker's a real bitch in this thread :eyebrows:

[Hairbautt]

was driving home and my fucking exhaust fell off!1 :angry:
I was driving behind someone and their exhaust fell off. :lol: It was funny especially since they tried to be all suped up.

[thewizeard]

Clocker's a real bitch in this thread :eyebrows:

Especially regarding the hooker bit..

anyway you could visit a scrap yard..and either buy a cheap exhaust and fit it yourself... or just leave it there ( take your bicycle with you in the boot.

[Mr. Mulder]

got a renault megane, £3,499 :01: (four years finance :ermm: )

http://www.gastongategarage.co.uk/images/renhf02.jpg

^^^ not my car but a pic from gewgle images, mines blue - signed teh papers today, just need to pick it up thursday next week - its a pretty gud deal, 52 on the clock, full service record, air con, cd player, more than two doors wtf! :o mines got a spoiler too :chavsmilie:

[Proper Bo]

1.6 litre?

[Mr. Mulder]

that's rite :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

edit: meant RXE, even.

[Mr. Mulder]

depends, whats it mean? :smilie4:

I had a graphics card that was SE once, it pwnd. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

8v or 16v?

[Mr. Mulder]

16v :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

my mate had one of those, it wasn't a bad car apart from the frenchness.

[Mr. Mulder]

orlysrysly? Yeah its the DYNAMIQUE :ghey: but its well comfy inside.

[Proper Bo]

It had tiny girly pedals if I remember correctly, was a cunt to drive with size 12 feet:no:

I doubt you'll have the same problem, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

size 11, h'actually :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

lols, you must look lollable at that height with size 11 feet.

[Mr. Mulder]

its a perfectly average hight! :fist:

[Proper Bo]

yeah, for an extra in Willow.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://mk31.image.pbase.com/u42/deanzat/large/27468549.Whatever.jpg

[Something Else]

yeah, for an extra in Willow.

lmao.....

and those tiny hands....scare the crap out of me...

[Proper Bo]

http://mk31.image.pbase.com/u42/deanzat/large/27468549.Whatever.jpg

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/LGS624/Emoticons/Funny%20Threads/animonalisa3up.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l131/marine99-06/whateva.gif

[Gripper]

Mulders new motor...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/brum_splash-big-2.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

That would be so orsum! :o

[Gripper]

:lol: