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ESPN
07-08-2007, 11:22 PM
Everything you do in life is a catch 22 situation...you go for one thing and you lose another.....there is no way to win.......if anyone else finds the solution to the meaning of life.....let me know...

knowledge is useless....because we humans are too stupid and can only learn simple facts such as satistics from books and what not.......our brains are too stupid to compreheand or interpret things such as space and time and what not.....things such the meaning of life...

CrabGirl
07-08-2007, 11:23 PM
:emo:

http://www.samaritans.org.uk/

Proper Bo
07-08-2007, 11:28 PM
Quarter to three, mate.

ESPN
07-08-2007, 11:32 PM
what else is there to look forward to in life besides sex? nothing? enough said.....

Smith
07-08-2007, 11:34 PM
/emo

CrabGirl
07-08-2007, 11:35 PM
Oi. ESPN. Stop sending me PM's. I don't want to be your girlfriend and I have reported you.

ESPN
07-08-2007, 11:37 PM
ok...sorry....I guess lesbians don't like to be hit on

Smith
07-08-2007, 11:38 PM
http://www.phirebrush.com/issues/40/artwork/RC%20Marzuola%20-%20emo.jpg

Coelacanth
07-08-2007, 11:39 PM
ok...sorry....I guess lesbians don't like to be hit on

I like where this is going.

S!X
07-08-2007, 11:45 PM
You are dying, Brah.

Sextent
07-08-2007, 11:50 PM
PM's.

Why, you of all people.

Just why.

CrabGirl
07-08-2007, 11:51 PM
I know. I'm sorry.

Incidently my first edit was "PMS" which didn't really convey my meaning but was amusing nonetheless.

Proper Bo
07-08-2007, 11:52 PM
you should be banned:no:

CrabGirl
07-08-2007, 11:56 PM
Fuxsocks to you Mr Bo.!...

I'm going to bed. Cheese is sleeping on the floor and I can't be arsed dragging his carcass to bed so he's staying there tonight I reckon.

Sextent
07-08-2007, 11:56 PM
Banning's too good for that type of behaviour.

She should be made to post in hard-on world.

Sextent
07-08-2007, 11:57 PM
Fuxsocks to you Mr Bo.!...

I'm going to bed. Cheese is sleeping on the floor and I can't be arsed dragging his carcass to bed so he's staying there tonight I reckon.

At least throw his blankey over him.

It's the decent thing to do.

CrabGirl
07-08-2007, 11:58 PM
I already have. I've also put the cat on him twice, balanced several remote controls on him and an empty cup. Boyfriend buckaroo FTW!!!

Sextent
07-08-2007, 11:59 PM
Pics.

Really, pics ftw.

Coelacanth
07-09-2007, 12:07 AM
Draw a moustache on him, draw a moustache on him!

Sextent
07-09-2007, 12:09 AM
No point sans pics.

Coelacanth
07-09-2007, 12:11 AM
Do an artist's impression in Paint, do an artist's impression in Paint!

Jagarga
07-09-2007, 12:16 AM
do my dick in paint, cunt.

brotherdoobie
07-09-2007, 12:41 AM
Cheer up! In this day and age - you can live forever with aids... even the bad kind.


-bd :happy:

ESPN
07-09-2007, 12:54 AM
what about living without sex?

brotherdoobie
07-09-2007, 03:23 AM
No...I'm afraid not.


-bd

S!X
07-09-2007, 07:52 AM
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8084/threadblowswn5.jpg

thewizeard
07-09-2007, 09:45 AM
Everything you do in life is a catch 22 situation...you go for one thing and you lose another.....there is no way to win.......if anyone else finds the solution to the meaning of life.....let me know...

knowledge is useless....because we humans are too stupid and can only learn simple facts such as satistics from books and what not.......our brains are too stupid to compreheand or interpret things such as space and time and what not.....things such the meaning of life...

There is no solution to life.. except death.

So it's time you practised meditation, ESPN, before it's too late and you are confronted with the ultimate reality. Then it will be too late.

Chip Monk
07-09-2007, 09:51 AM
RealitY, the ultimate edition.

thewizeard
07-09-2007, 10:00 AM
RealitY, the ultimate edition.

..that would be a coincidence, if it's true :) might even be eligible for my synchronicity thread ..

Barbarossa
07-09-2007, 10:16 AM
Life is brilliant. :01:

If you don't like it you're doing it wrong. :idunno:

Biggles
07-09-2007, 10:21 AM
Why do so many noobs end up getting Mod spanked these days?

'Tis a mystery indeed? :blink:

brotherdoobie
07-09-2007, 10:21 AM
^ He's made a fair point. (you can always start over) If things are really going bad for you. Talk to someone. (now)


-bd :happy:

Mr. Mulder
07-09-2007, 10:39 AM
or kill your self.

brotherdoobie
07-09-2007, 10:42 AM
Or kill Mulder and eat his brains.


-bd

Mr. Mulder
07-09-2007, 10:48 AM
yeah, the cunt :unsure:

Biggles
07-09-2007, 10:50 AM
Or kill Mulder and eat his brains.


-bd

Mulder said he doesn't want that to happen again though
:unsure:

Mr. Mulder
07-09-2007, 11:01 AM
:yup:

Gripper
07-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Cheese ????

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/dayafter3.jpg

Smith
07-09-2007, 09:12 PM
what about living without sex?

http://www.synergyoferedar.com/e107_images/newspost_images/1_1158096118_KILL_Y.jpg

:whistling