One Man And His Fish

[Proper Bo]

http://www.oldmaster85.com/the%20old%20master%20jpg.jpg

[chalice]

A man walks into a fish shop with a large marlin thrashing wildly in his arms.
"Do you sell fishcakes here?" He inquires.
"No, I'm sorry, we don't". Replies the fishmonger.
"Typical",says the man, "And its this B*****d's birthday too".

[Proper Bo]

http://www.denturist.bc.ca/graphics/man-old-false-teeth.jpg
"That made me smile"

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,18 June 2003 - 09:51
http://www.denturist.bc.ca/graphics/man-old-false-teeth.jpg
"That made me smile"
I can see....
http://members.lycos.co.uk/boneathome/Images/BoSelecta-MJ1-11.jpg

[Proper Bo]

man! sometimes i scare myself!

[Some_Geezer]

two Parrots are sitting on a Perch..

One sayes to the other "Can you smell fish?"

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Some_Geezer@18 June 2003 - 10:12
two Parrots are sitting on a Perch..

One sayes to the other "Can you smell fish?"
two flies are sitting on a turd..

One sayes to the other "Can you smell lunch?"

[Proper Bo]

i can just hear the bells and wind in the background....................................

[Proper Bo]

BIG SPAMMY BUMP :D

[Some_Geezer]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@18 June 2003 - 17:15
i can just hear the bells and wind in the background....................................
I'd get off home. your Mums proberly wondering were you are..

[Proper Bo]

:huh: In the words of the scousers: Yu Wha?

[Illuminati]

Poor, misguided Bo. Say that in Liverpool and you're likely to get ponce-tw**ted ;)

The correct scouse is :-

"What the f*** are you p***ing on about? :angry:" :D

[Proper Bo]

lol, i meant the harry enfield scousers, not the real genuine shell-suit-wearing scousers actually from liverpool :P

[Illuminati]

Harry Enfield - You mean that you pay attention to that Southern poof?

I wish that he'd come to Liverpool some time - I know a few hundred thousand who'd love his blood :devil:

[Proper Bo]

awwww getting all upset now? :P
No, i just thought it's a funny sketch. I like how you call him a southern poof, you're bloody southern to me you tart! :D

[Illuminati]

not the real genuine shell-suit-wearing scousers actually from liverpool

Heh - Could be worse. We could be wearing Newcastle United football shirts :P

[Proper Bo]

Oh I'm sorry, you're starting with the football, who's your team, liverpool or everton? Either way it's jokable! :P

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@18 June 2003 - 18:46
Oh I'm sorry, you're starting with the football, who's your team, liverpool or everton? Either way it's jokable! :P
Well, we need a topic that would invoke a lot of posts to get 3K, don't we? ;)

I'm a Liverpool supporter - and proud of it.

BTW when was the last time Newcastle United won the treble? :P;)

[Proper Bo]

hmmmm, im gonna go have some words with Rat_Faced :D
You'd better watch yourself :ph34r: !

[Illuminati]

LOL - Chances are that I'll be temporarily banned sometime down the line (we all cock up), but the least likely I see being banned for is not supporting Newcastle United :D

[Proper Bo]

I got something better than a banning, don't be surprised if your avatar or sig change sometime soon :P

[Illuminati]

You mean from the 'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' image that my goddamn sig host imposed on me for technical cock-ups? Be my guest :w00t:

[Proper Bo]

:lol: