hypoluxa3k
06-18-2003, 08:54 PM
In an airplane that was about to crash were five people, and just four parachutes.
The first passanger steps forward and says:
"I'm Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in the world, the NBA and all the fans need me. So, I can't die". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The second passanger is Hillary Clinton who steps forward and says: "I'm the wife of an ex-president, a senator and one day I might run for president. I can't die!". She grabs a parachute and jumps.
The third passanger, George W. Bush steps forward and says: "I'm the president of the US. I have the great responsibility of running a super power. I'm the most daring and brilliant president in history. The american people can't afford to lose me!". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passanger is the Pope, who turns to the fifth passanger (a 10 year old girl in a school uniform) and says: "I'm an old and weak man. I don't have much longer to live. As a catholic I shall let you have the last parachute my child."
The little girl smiles and says: "There is no problem. There's still a parachute left for me, and another for you. The most brilliant president in history took my school backpack."
The first passanger steps forward and says:
"I'm Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in the world, the NBA and all the fans need me. So, I can't die". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The second passanger is Hillary Clinton who steps forward and says: "I'm the wife of an ex-president, a senator and one day I might run for president. I can't die!". She grabs a parachute and jumps.
The third passanger, George W. Bush steps forward and says: "I'm the president of the US. I have the great responsibility of running a super power. I'm the most daring and brilliant president in history. The american people can't afford to lose me!". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passanger is the Pope, who turns to the fifth passanger (a 10 year old girl in a school uniform) and says: "I'm an old and weak man. I don't have much longer to live. As a catholic I shall let you have the last parachute my child."
The little girl smiles and says: "There is no problem. There's still a parachute left for me, and another for you. The most brilliant president in history took my school backpack."