Homer Simpson Quote

[MetroStars]

Just thought i would post a Homer Simpson Quote that makes me laugh every time i hear it...

Bart: "Why do we need church shoes? Jesus wore sandals."
Homer: "Well, maybe they wouldn't have caught him if he had better arch support."

thats sum funny shit...

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[mogadishu]

best one -

The family is watching coverage of people making the last minute mailing of their tax forms. Homer goes ___

"What idiots, i payed my last year". Then there is just silence.

[MetroStars]

yeah thats a funny 1

another 1 that makes me laugh

" I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off "



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[Ma5t3rM1nD]

I reckon the best one is were Homer & Bart have to look after the stand for those carrnies then Officer Wiggum comes along asking for some money because the game is corrupt. Wiggum is only I was wondering if my friend Mr Bribe is around here somewhere and Homer doesn't have a clue and goes he is Bart! LMFAO then when the carrnies come back they say why didn'y you give him a bribe and Homer goes I was trying but the chance never came up! :P

[Buffalo]

Naa! The funniest is:- Homer drops the last peanut under the couch and when looking for it he finds $20 and says "Awww! 20 dollars.....but I wanted apeanut :( "
Homers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"
Homer "Explain How??" :lol: :lol:

That's some funny stuff man!!! :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[kaspiske]

Homers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"

It's always fun when Homer are having a conversation with his brain

[Reggies19]

The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:


homer- "I'm here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"

post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."

homer- "I don't know"

[Champ]

how bout this one

Moe: Hey whats your name?

Homer: Homer

Moe: Hey man i didnt want your hole life story

[Champ]

oh and this one its also at the bar


Lenny: who is this mr. x guy?

Karl: yeah he's pretty cool.

Homer: Maybe he's closer that you think.

Lenny: Hey are you Mr, x homer?

Karl: yeah well are you

Homer: No.....(sly voice) ooorr am i?

[Shareef]

Originally posted by Reggies19@19 June 2003 - 00:57
The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:


homer- "I'm here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"

post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."

homer- "I don't know"
lol
i dont know my last name :D :D :D :P :P :P :lol: :lol:

[Rip The Jacker]

This one cracks me up, I don't remember it too well though, I think it went like this....

Kent Brokman on TV: Now to discuss the more un-intelligent people of Springfeild. The kind of people who say things like "Ohhhh Yea!" and "Come over here!"
Homer: *Waves Fist* Ohhhh Yea! Bart come over here!
Bart: You come over here!
Homer: *Waves Fist* Ohhhh Yea!

:lol:

[Shareef]

i cant remember this one i think homer is falling and he is like save me "jevus"

[Locomariachi]

correction on that last one he says "save me jebus" but funnie none the less.

my line is where bart and lisa get uniforms, but before they walkin he's talking to Lenny on the phone.

Homer: "yeah Lenny, that team last night really sucked, I mean yeah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks i've ever seen suck before."

[DarkBlizzard]

" Do'h " - My favorite homer simpison quote lol... :lol:

[monolithDD]

try these gems

Quick, make something up
- I have a small part in a broadway play, its not much, but its a start
Braaa vo. *slow clapping

clown college? you cant eat that

marge, wheres the.,, digger thing, you use... to eat

boy if you want something in this world you have to work for it, now quiet they are about to announce the lottery numbers

i am so smart, i am so smart, s m r t...

come here boy ill mace you good

lisa: dad is there something wrong with me?\
h: yes there is honey
list: well what can i do?
h: take all that anger and bottle it up nice and tight, then release it at an appropriate time, like remember when daddy hit the referee with the whiskey bottle?

oh no, ive gone back in time! -leading to- if marge marries him, then ill never be born!

or the lovely piece of wisdom
- two wrongs make a right lisa

[Reggies19]

I loved the part when sideshow bob was trying to kill bart and they had to switch their last names and mo. i dont remember what the last name was but it went like this

FBI AGENT- Ok Homer. When I stomp on your foot and say, "Hello Mr.Thompson", you nod and say yes, got it?

Homer- Gotcha!

FBI AGENT- Hello Mr. Thompson (stomps foot).

Homer- (looks over to the guy sitting next to him) I think he's talking to you!

[wienerschnitzel]

What were the three peices of advice that homer gave to bart right before he thought he was going to die?

I don't remember but I know they were funny

please help me