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WeeMouse
07-13-2007, 10:17 PM
So the boss says to me today "you girls are getting company shirts to wear. You can have black or white shirts"

i says "oooo black please"

the boss says "NO! you always wear black. You are only getting white!"

Surely if she says i can have black or white, then i can bloody well choose! It's because i have tattoos, and tell them i smoke crack in the store room so they wouldn't send me to the store room any more.

So the question here is...should i stay silent, put up with white shirts and wait for my boss to discover you can see my tattoos through them anyway or demand black shirts??

Jagarga
07-13-2007, 10:44 PM
you should sex her and post the video on youtube.

Jagarga
07-13-2007, 10:45 PM
17 posts to go.

Coelacanth
07-13-2007, 10:52 PM
You should totally make a sexual harassment case against her.

Virtualbody1234
07-13-2007, 10:55 PM
Choose the color you want out of the 2 offered.

If you're not permitted to do so then ask if your work is valued there or not.

Alien5
07-13-2007, 10:59 PM
smoke the t shirt in the store room 'n' wear the crack

lynx
07-13-2007, 11:58 PM
Just crack the bitch

callum
07-14-2007, 12:19 AM
Wear a white shirt, black shirts are for gypsies and goths.

dtrain123
07-14-2007, 01:35 AM
Just wear the white shirt and then see how the boss reacts. If the boss doesn't like your tattoos then ask for the black shirt if you want to.

Gripper
07-14-2007, 07:26 AM
Wear the whit e shirt with no bra and seduce the biatch.

Coelacanth
07-14-2007, 08:06 AM
Take a cold shower while wearing the white shirt. Take pictures.

WeeMouse
07-14-2007, 08:56 AM
Very helpful guys! lol!

Hey Virtual - not a good idea to ask if my work is valued...i was disciplined 2 weeks ago for gross misconduct (ie i sent 100 personal e-mails over a 2 week period) so boss/me morale is not very high at the minute.

If I am made to wear white shirts constantly, i shall wear multi-coloured bras underneath!

Coelacanth
07-14-2007, 09:00 AM
Hey Virtual - not a good idea to ask if my work is valued...i was disciplined 2 weeks ago for gross misconduct (ie i sent 100 personal e-mails over a 2 week period).

That seems a bit harsh. Unless all the e-mails were just links to goatse.cx that you sent to other employees.

sear
07-14-2007, 09:42 AM
Very helpful guys! lol!

Hey Virtual - not a good idea to ask if my work is valued...i was disciplined 2 weeks ago for gross misconduct (ie i sent 100 personal e-mails over a 2 week period) so boss/me morale is not very high at the minute.

If I am made to wear white shirts constantly, i shall wear multi-coloured bras underneath!

Just wear the white shirt with the coloured bras underneath make a video of it and post it on you tube then send your boss an email with a link to the video :shifty:

WeeMouse
07-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Genius!!! lol!

lynx
07-14-2007, 11:48 AM
Nowhere to be seen for three years, then it's moan moan moan.

What have you done with the old WeeMouse?

I warned you about the dangers of ketchup. :noes:

WeeMouse
07-14-2007, 02:33 PM
Ketchup is the root of all evil...

don't worry lynx - i shall wear many colourful shirts until i am handed my work issue ones. On Monday it shall be purple, for mice love purple. Then i will be happy once more.

TYPE R
07-14-2007, 03:42 PM
smoke the t shirt in the store room 'n' wear the crack

:lol:

Sextent
07-14-2007, 03:43 PM
Wear the white one a la commando.

Then always be in a hurry going from plaice to plaice.