Atheists

[Sextent]

Is there an "act of God" clause in your insurance policies or do you have that taken out.

[Skiz]

Is there an "act of God" clause in your insurance policies or do you have that taken out.

Don't let the ACLU hear about it. They'll have it changed to "Act of Nature" in no time. :dry:

[S!X]

Is there an "act of God" clause in your insurance policies or do you have that taken out.

Don't let the ACLU hear about it. They'll have it changed to "Act of Nature" in no time. :dry:

that a boy ;)

[vidcc]

As there is no god I get better coverage, believers of course get their claims refused. ;)






Don't let the ACLU hear about it. They'll have it changed to "Act of Nature" in no time. :dry:
Do you get your insurance from the government then? :unsure:

[Skiz]

As there is no god I get better coverage, believers of course get their claims refused. ;)






Don't let the ACLU hear about it. They'll have it changed to "Act of Nature" in no time. :dry:
Do you get your insurance from the government then? :unsure:

Since when do they only interfere with gov't agencies? Those idiots will get their fingers on anything if it will make news.

[peat moss]

Well I must be an Atheist too cause when I have a problem , its Oh God I'm fucked does my home insurance cover that . :pinch:

[Virtualbody1234]

Well I must be an Atheist too cause when I have a problem , its Oh God I'm fucked does my home insurance cover that . :pinch:

Why would you say "Oh God" if you're an atheist?

[peat moss]

Well I must be an Atheist too cause when I have a problem , its Oh God I'm fucked does my home insurance cover that . :pinch:

Why would you say "Oh God" if you're an atheist?


Your right but is he paying the deductible ? Thought not my leetle friend .

[snowultra]

i think they changed it to acts of nature, at least thats what they have here.

[thegoan]

ok i got a better one... when they are about to orgasm who do they call out??

[thewizeard]

Why would you say "Oh God" if you're an atheist?


Your right but is he paying the deductible ? Thought not my leetle friend .

Very good point Virtualbody 1234 :)

Anyways it's God who is an atheist

[Sextent]

ok i got a better one... when they are about to orgasm who do they call out??

Religious Orgasm - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God ...
Positive Orgasm - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ...
Negative Orgasm - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh No ...
Fake Orgasm - Oh Jimbo, Oh Jimbo, Oh Jimbo ...

[Barbarossa]

I don't believe in atheists.

[rhe]

“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” (Stephen F. Roberts)

[Fromagepas]

That sounds clever if you just read it quickly. It really isn't, it's no better than a philosophical soundbite. For it to make any sense you have to ignore what the word "atheist" means, which is a bit difficult as it is central to the idea being discussed.