Phew !

[crazy_billy_bats]

That was a close one....

I thought the board was down, forever !!!


Suppose it will live forever, eh ?!!


Peace 2 ya all,

Bill :D

[Afronaut]

Only few ppl here atm, board is really fast to surf :)

Cheers:
-GS-

[chalice]

Me too Bill.
Getting withdrawal symptom I was.

[Ad]

yeah the forum death screen

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/uncalassifird.JPG

what a prick it was!!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@20 June 2003 - 09:29
Me too Bill.
Getting withdrawal symptom I was.
well we're all back now bro !!


I HAD withdrawn.....


now start talking about sumthin!!

[chalice]

Anything strange or starling happen in my absence?
I'm stoned and its 10.38am.
I'vr got to reassess my life.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@20 June 2003 - 09:38
Anything strange or starling happen in my absence?
I'm stoned and its 10.38am.
I'vr got to reassess my life.
Well....

I was stoned at roughly 6.58am this morning.... ( i know....hectic)

that reminds me...


Many people living in our city reasses their life chalice, this you know.

Well there was that thread last night....oh, u were here.

We were all absent !!

[zapjb]

I'm whipping this thought to death, so here it is again. There's like way over 10,000 members on this board without even 1 post. Members with 1 post or more deserve priority over those 10,000+ with none. When the servers getting slammed we deserve priority. Those with 0 post count are not helping anyone. I think members with 1 post or more should be able to get in first. At least 10,000/25,000 members have 0 zero posts. Theroretically this cuts down server traffic by at least 40%. Yes I'd like to see this implemented. It won't, VB says. That's just my opinion. And I wish everyone good health.

[ck-uk]

I though they must b fixin' the search feature ...obviouly not :D

[chalice]

Bill, so did Bender do the needful last night then?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@20 June 2003 - 09:45
Bill, so did Bender do the needful last night then?
Yeah mate, i didnt do nowt, i think someone else PM'd him for me ;)

One of the decent blokes.,

Oh and i made of list of cool guys, and i forgot the obvious:
chalice,
cosmok,
the groggster,

and many many more, sorry for forgetting ya's if u saw that thread last nite :D

The thread threw a few more interesting points to light i can tell ya!!

[chalice]

It shed light on a few thing, Bill
but its tedious.
Its fairly obvious that a twat teenager started
the thread, quite unaware of the consequences.
Anyway, he's learned.
Its the well placed posts, the waiting for the correct
thread which betrays the power trips some evidently
inadequate members indulge in.
The blind belief that everyone else are idiots will
be their undoing.
*edit* I don't need to be on any list Bill.
I think we understand each other.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Yeah it is tiresome dude, i realise that was just a wee kid, that doesnt bother me at all.

There are a lot of cool people here but a minority of dickheads ruin it in my opinion, this is a place to have fun, not to ridicule people at any given chance.

Yeah we understand eachother man ;)

As i said last night, i know who the cool members are here, and im sure they know who they are themselves, the people i can get on with so easily.

Its just the dicks dont realise they are dicks......

[ck-uk]

Which thread . the oilb...I think hes only 13..and the diot shares the same birthdate as me.I've seen him a few times abusin..he must just get bored.
Cheers bill.!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CosmoK@20 June 2003 - 10:07
Which thread . the oilb...I think hes only 13..and the diot shares the same birthdate as me.I've seen him a few times abusin..he must just get bored.
Cheers bill.!
no problem man ;)

Yeah i thought he was just a kid...
But it aint him I am concerned with, he just hasnt got a clue, its other members I am on about that are, plain and simple, rude.
To a degree that it makes them seem like possibly the most arrogant person you could meet.
Go figure.

[Buffalo]

:D Nice one, I was lost in Cyber Land for 13 Hours & 16 mins :lol:
Nice to see the Forum Back.
Hi ya guys hope you are all well today!!!
Baz :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@20 June 2003 - 10:17
:D Nice one, I was lost in Cyber Land for 13 Hours & 16 mins :lol:
Nice to see the Forum Back.
Hi ya guys hope you are all well today!!!
Baz :D
good to see ya matey's !!!!!! ;) ;)

[chalice]

Wotcha Baz.
I'm fine and dandy.
Contemplating the weekend.
Gonna expoit my mother and get her to babysit the kids.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@20 June 2003 - 10:22
Wotcha Baz.
I'm fine and dandy.
Contemplating the weekend.
Gonna expoit my mother and get her to babysit the kids.
i am shocked chalice i must admit......

:D


does this mean a weekend of drink-fuelled goings-on will ensue?

[chalice]

Bill, there is no alternative.
You get to appreciate your free time
when there's no sproggs snapping at your heels.

[crazy_billy_bats]

I can sympathise but not relate im afraid my friend......

One day maybe i will be able to.....

In the mean time get drunk as a f*ck and stay away from Lavery's ;) !!!!!!
You'll be fine !!

Hope u have a nice weekend man......no plans of yet?

[chalice]

Not a thing planned.
Speaking of Lavatrys, did you know
that the back bar is now officially a spot
where you can have a spliff.
They're experimenting and trying to be right on.
Never stopped me anyway.
I always smoked in the back bar and not a word
was said. I'm going back like 12 years.
I'm a laverys veteran me.

[crazy_billy_bats]

aha....

interesting!!

used to go to the back bar a lot man, Sunday nights and shit, we always smoked as you say and nothing happened, never knew they were doing that there now.

I never went back after it was shot-up (whatever happened at the front - I presume it was to do with the blatant drug-dealing the bouncers were doing! not sure tho !!)

We always went into the back bar man - never the middle sh*te.

I have to admit there has been some good nights in the back bar by the fireplace......
mod's dancing all over the show, everyone stoned the f*ck, and off their tits.

what do u call them that sit in the corner of the back bar, like, 24/7 !??

one of thems Rab, right!??
and harry!???

haha this is funny, no one else will have a clue what we're on about :lol:

[ck-uk]

Ye' bill i new and who u r on about.....y does it get to u..just rembr reality.

[chalice]

lol, there's a few Rabs ffs.
The bar staff are cool. They don't give a shite.
Its crusty city alright.
I go to the quiz now and again on a Tuesday night.
Its a good laugh and you win bottles of wine
that taste like whores piss.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CosmoK@20 June 2003 - 10:39
Ye' bill i new and who u r on about.....y does it get to u..just rembr reality.
cheers my man - i dont really let it get to me - just have to laugh at em my man !!!

yeah u know what im on about ;)

@chalice: LOL!

good luck at the next quiz :D !

The Empire is a nice wee spot too i think :D

Bill

[Riddler]

:blink: Geez, didn't realize how much I missed bantering with you peeps until they took the priveledge away ! I felt like a kid again and I was bein' grounded for something my sh*thead brother did ! :( :lol:

howz it goin' everybody ......what's new ? B)

[Bender]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+20 June 2003 - 11:48--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats &#064; 20 June 2003 - 11:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-chalice@20 June 2003 - 09:45
Bill, so did Bender do the needful last night then?
Yeah mate, i didnt do nowt, i think someone else PM&#39;d him for me ;)

One of the decent blokes.,
[/b][/quote]
Thanks&#33; :)


olibomb is on moderation for a week now, and I sent him a firm slap on the wrist by PM. :D
I think he&#39;s just another kid seeking attention the wrong way, let&#39;s hope his behaviour improves from now on. ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Bender+20 June 2003 - 11:35--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 20 June 2003 - 11:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@20 June 2003 - 11:48
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@20 June 2003 - 09:45
Bill, so did Bender do the needful last night then?
Yeah mate, i didnt do nowt, i think someone else PM&#39;d him for me ;)

One of the decent blokes.,

Thanks&#33; :)


olibomb is on moderation for a week now, and I sent him a firm slap on the wrist by PM. :D
I think he&#39;s just another kid seeking attention the wrong way, let&#39;s hope his behaviour improves from now on. ;) [/b][/quote]
No problem&#33;

Thanks to you bender&#33;&#33;

I suppose its laughable anyway, he&#39;s just a kid...

I laughed I can tell ya &#33;&#33;

:D :D

[Lilmiss]

hey honey im hommmeeee&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :)

i was sent home from work, hoorah&#33; at last, the sympathy i deserve.
good job the board was down last night, i was raging after that post. anyway,

IM BACK&#33; yea&#33; ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by lilmiss@20 June 2003 - 12:41
hey honey im hommmeeee&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :)

i was sent home from work, hoorah&#33; at last, the sympathy i deserve.
good job the board was down last night, i was raging after that post. anyway,

IM BACK&#33; yea&#33; ;)
howdy maa&#39;m &#33;&#33;

how are ya today then?

lucky u for getting sent home... &#33;&#33;

i finish 3.30 today&#33; yuhu&#33;

I feel like sh*t right now tho im afraid...... :(

sorry

[Lilmiss]

oh no, hope i havent given you the lurgy&#33; ;) atchooooo.

only an hour to go mate, not long at all&#33;. :D almost the weekend. my big party thing has been called off tonight. hoorah. doubt i couldve made it anyway.

tried to talk the boss into giving us our wages, but she wasn&#39;t having it.
/me mumbles something nasty about me mum. <_<

i may be dying, but im full of beans today. "parp". what was that? :rolleyes:

[crazy_billy_bats]

teehehe....

I wish i was talking about physical pain sis....... :(

you&#39;ve still managed to put a fat-ass smile on my face tho, thanks cheeky ;)

sorry to hear about your party&#33; think thats what i need right now, to get very drunk and stoned and forget about it for a while.

no wages? outrage&#33; i only get paid monthly so thats a bit sh*t - last pay cheque comin up for me &#33;&#33;&#33; last UK pay cheque anyway &#33;&#33;

u get paid weekly then i take it &#33;?

[Bender]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@20 June 2003 - 13:40
I suppose its laughable anyway, he&#39;s just a kid...

I laughed I can tell ya &#33;&#33;

:D&nbsp; :D
We&#39;re all gonna think he really hurt your feelings if you keep on repeating this. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

i get paid monthly too, but sometimes i can get my mum to pay me early. sometimes shes a beeeetch, and i dont mind telling her. no, shes great, but put me over her knee and skelped my ass a year or so ago in front of all my mates. havent forgiven her for that yet. <_<

/damn hippie mum. grr. how can you take your mum seriously when she gets both nipples pierced and goes to concerts all the time? shes meant to be at home, cooking and stuff. :D (dont belive that really, go mum&#33; you old tart&#33;)

ok, oilbomb was being silly, but it really got my goat. dont understand the humour in that kinda remark, and would have defended anyone in here, but was majorly p&#39;eed it was about u. :( (some people, eh? anyway, oilbomb, i have cooled off and back in the "blue" as you can see. ;) )

im gonna get drunk tonight. maybe i have no wages, but i will find a way. somehow.....

...."oh babykins, ( :x ) i could really do with a hot toddy to get me back on my back". ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Bender+20 June 2003 - 13:33--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 20 June 2003 - 13:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@20 June 2003 - 13:40
I suppose its laughable anyway, he&#39;s just a kid...

I laughed I can tell ya &#33;&#33;

:D :D
We&#39;re all gonna think he really hurt your feelings if you keep on repeating this. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: lol &#33;&#33;


olibomb olibomb olibomb.......sweet and innocent im sure :D
that would piss me off too about any other member - most of the guys are so cool in here.
Well, as you all know I didnt take it to heart (sorry bender if this is another jibe &#33;&#33; lol&#33;)


@lilmiss - hippy mum eh?&#33;&#33;

lucky you &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

but both nipples pierced ?&#33; hahahahaha&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I have the "complain about everything" mum&#33;&#33;

Totally against marijuana and all that, they are devoutly religious, unlike myself :lol:


As for the drinking......hmmmmm

Bottle of white lightning will do u fine&#33; £3 and you&#39;re on your back &#33;&#33;&#33;

half dead &#33;&#33;&#33;

or are you a breezer girl&#33;&#33;? ;)

[ck-uk]

QUOTE]Bottle of white lightning will do u fine&#33; £3 and you&#39;re on your back &#33;&#33;&#33;[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

When i was a teen..10 yrs ago..i was alway down the local park with a bottle of old english :P

[Lilmiss]

breezer girl? no way&#33; i likes me beer n spirits too much. :D

voddy, schnapps, white rum, blue bols, cherry brandy. oh, my lips are watering already. :)

my other mum is the opposite, she goes church twice a week and is always on my back about not wearing pretty dresses and coming to the local fete. my little bro grassed me up for my tatts, and she threw a sh£t storm. not as bad as when she found out i&#39;d taken "pro plus". ohhh, i was in for it then&#33; :(

[crazy_billy_bats]

haha, you drunken fools.

Olde cosmok?

used to be on that sh*te myself - if im not mistaken that was the first type of alcohol to pass my lips :D

so lilmiss have u decided on your next tatu?&#33; what it will be?&#33;&#092;

i want to get one myself, a wee one somewhere, possibly on my back, dunno....

pro plus - never worked for me &#33;&#33;

some people prefer other narcotic type drugs to keep them awake&#33;&#33;&#33;

and no not me &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Lilmiss]

im getting a huge tree on my back with fairies and pixies on it. its gonnabe huge....and sore but worth it. then i would like the magic round-a-bout going around my ankle. :)

just off the phone to the b/f, he was at the pub flashing his "willy ring" off again to all the girlies, so we have just had a few words. grrrr. he just doesn&#39;t get it. :(

anyway, white lightning cosmok? euch, i remember the days. ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

:lol:

a willy ring &#33;&#33;??


is that what i think it is &#33;&#33;??

haha, PM me if ya want &#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

He flashed his todger at other chicks?&#33;

Man i would kill him on the spot &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

Im more of a bailey&#39;s man myself nowadays....

beer? bluech - NO THANKS&#33;&#33;

[Lilmiss]

mmmm...baileys. :P

and yeah, my b/f is a big drunken idiot with a willy ring. :D

anyway, back to the baileys, :rolleyes:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by lilmiss@20 June 2003 - 16:01
mmmm...baileys. :P

and yeah, my b/f is a big drunken idiot with a willy ring. :D

anyway, back to the baileys, :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol:

I am going to miss how much you have made me laugh i must admit.

And the rest of you fool&#39;s &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D :D :D

Baileys with.......??

choclate drink - like mars or dairy milk - mmmmmmmmmm, plenty of ice, nice wee bit of music.......

set the setting, the results will ensue ;) ;)

so what you drinking tonight you drunkard pixie &#33;?

or are you off and all &#33;??

[Lilmiss]

no, im going like a monkey on speed at the moment. just running the bath, then iron the clothes....aaaaa&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; too much stress&#33; :D

tonight, i will be mostly drinking coke, because im taking the car. that is unless i get tempted while im there. :rolleyes:

baileys and ice. mmmm. :P

chow for now peeps, and again; play nice. ;)

[Lilmiss]

grrrr. he still isn&#39;t back from the party yet. said he&#39;d be in at 10pm, its now 1pm, and i just got a call to say another few hours yet. ohhhh, i hate men. (no offence&#33;)

any ideas what i should do to him when he staggers in? ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 00:05


any ideas what i should do to him when he staggers in? ;) [/color]
Put the latch up on the lock and watch him try to figure out why he can&#39;t get in.....then he decide he at wrong house and wander up and down the street&#33;&#33; :lol:

Or.....shave his eyebrows :w00t: :devil:

Jonno B)

[Curley]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 01:31
Or.....shave his eyebrows :w00t: :devil:

Stop nicking my ideas mister man&#33; :( :P

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by Curley+21 June 2003 - 00:32--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 21 June 2003 - 00:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 01:31
Or.....shave his eyebrows :w00t:&nbsp; :devil:

Stop nicking my ideas mister man&#33; :( :P [/b][/quote]
Ok then&#33; Pluck his nostil hairs :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

i would but he has just called again to say he isn&#39;t coming at all. (well, he didnt call to say that, just really offensive things. so if he does stagger in now, its the rolling pin) :(

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 00:37
i would but he has just called again to say he isn&#39;t coming at all. (well, he didnt call to say that, just really offensive things. so if he does stagger in now, its the rolling pin) :(
Poor Lilmiss :(

You give him it good :angry:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

just remind me in the morning&#33; he was meant to be picking up the new harry potter book for me and coming round, but it looks like im not getting a new book, and he&#39;s getting a thick ear. ;)

/me growls really loudly.:(

anyways....

ho-hum. :D

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:00
just remind me in the morning&#33; he was meant to be picking up the new harry potter book for me and coming round, but it looks like im not getting a new book, and he&#39;s getting a thick ear. ;)

/me growls really loudly.:(

anyways....

ho-hum. :D
Sounds like you&#39;re having a bad night, would you like to hear a joke to cheer you up&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

im ok, just really miffed he made me wait up all this time, and isnt even coming now.
but yes please. in fact, if you have a spare 50 jokes lying around, that might be helpful. ;) (or a spare b/f for the night? :P )

i havent heard a good joke for ages though.

oh;

"what does a dwarf get when he walks under a ladies skirt?"
"a clit round the ear" :D :lol: :rolleyes:

[Curley]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 02:12
Sounds like you&#39;re having a bad night, would you like to hear a joke to cheer you up&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

Jonno B)
No lilmiss you don&#39;t.....
It&#39;ll be about something green and ard :D :P :lol:

[Buffalo]

Ignor Curley&#33; She&#39;s just miffed she got 1000 posts and is now old :lol:

OK here goes&#33;&#33;

Sorry if this is crued&#33;&#33;&#33;

A guy wakes up on his 40th b-day and looks in the mirror and thinks "I look good"
He goes shopping, into the butchers
Butcher "you look happy today?"
Man "It&#39;s my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Butcher "32&#33;"
Man "cool&#33; you made me happier, I&#39;m 40"
Butcher "wow, you look good"

He then goes to the offie

Offie lady "you look happy today?"
Man "It&#39;s my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Offie lady "29&#33;"
Man "cool&#33; you made me happier, I&#39;m 40""
Offie lady "wow, you look good"

He then goes to get the bus after several more compliments, at the bus station is old Vera&#33;

Old Vera ""you look happy today?"
Man "It&#39;s my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Old Vera "I don&#39;t know but if you let me play with ya willy till the bus comes I&#39;ll tell ya exactly&#33;

He thinks for a mo and says
"Ok, but only cos I&#39;m curious"

So&#33; for the next few mins Old Vera is doing just that&#33;

The bus is comming&#33;

Old Vera takes her hand away and says
"You&#39;re 40"

The man looked amazed and says
"Wow you can tell that from playing with my willy??"

Old Vera replies "No&#33; I was standing behind you in the butchers" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry it&#39;s a bit long but there you go&#33;&#33; :D

Jonno B)

[Curley]

:lol: :lol: Heard it before........... but still :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:D

thanks. you will need to try harder than that though&#33; ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:45
:D

thanks. you will need to try harder than that though&#33; ;)
OK&#33;

Pre statement&#33;&#33; This is in no way aimed to offend anyone and if a mod wishes to delete I have no probs&#33;&#33;


An English guy is stood having a wee in a pub bog, when in comes an Jamaican guy and proceeds next to him.
The English guy look s over and says
"Hey you got a tatoo on yours to, it&#39;s the same as mine, it says Wendy"
The other guy says (stretching it out&#33;)
"No man&#33; mine says &#39;welcome to jamaica, have a nice day&#39;" :lol: :lol:

Hope that&#39;s better, cos all the guys (including me) just crossed their legs :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Some_Geezer]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:45
:D

thanks. you will need to try harder than that though&#33; ;)
this might might make you laugh.....

The first time I took LSD I was at a rave and I saw this girl, full of confidence I went over to talk to her.
I took a cig out and lit it but it did&#39;nt light properly..I did&#39;nt realise and continued to inhale and breath out smoke from a unlit cig for about 10 minutes.

I was mortified when she held up a lighter and said "Would you like me to light that for you"..

:">

[Lilmiss]

aww, thanks guys. just off the phone to him, and we are gonna have "that" talk tomorrow. :( and im shitting it. so keep the jokes, quips, n stories coming. im gonna need a good laugh&#33; :)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 02:40
aww, thanks guys. just off the phone to him, and we are gonna have "that" talk tomorrow. :( and im shitting it. so keep the jokes, quips, n stories coming. im gonna need a good laugh&#33; :)
Hope all goes well for you Lilmiss&#33; :)

Don&#39;t take no sh1t&#33; ;) :)

I gotta crash :blink:

Good night&#33; :)

Jonno B)