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Oregonian
06-20-2003, 08:16 PM
What are the Do's and Dont's for the wedding night ?
What do you need to do to prepare for it ? (like going to Men's beauty parlor)
How nervous were you ?

Let's discuss the night...
Curley
06-20-2003, 08:17 PM
Just be yourself!!
(>Zero Cool<)
06-20-2003, 08:26 PM
Remember to write her name on your hand. Just in case you get too plastered at the reception and forget it, that could start things off rather poorly :P

If it is yours coming up then all the best. :)
Buffalo
06-20-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Curley@20 June 2003 - 20:17
Just be yourself&#33;&#33;
You mean you&#39;re married?? :( :(

Yeah,just be cool B) A m8 of mine went and spent £115 on beauty treatment the day before :blink: :D

Jonno B)
Curley
06-20-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+20 June 2003 - 21:26--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 20 June 2003 - 21:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Curley@20 June 2003 - 20:17
Just be yourself&#33;&#33;
You mean you&#39;re married?? :( :(

Yeah,just be cool B) A m8 of mine went and spent £115 on beauty treatment the day before :blink: :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
No but if I ever got married and he felt as though he had to make too much of an effort just to please me, i&#39;d start wondering.

But then again, I just like things plain and simple&#33;&#33;
Buffalo
06-20-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Curley@20 June 2003 - 20:29

No but if I ever got married and he felt as though he had to make too much of an effort just to please me, i&#39;d start wondering.

But then again, I just like things plain and simple&#33;&#33;
Phew :D

Plain and simple is good, I don&#39;t understand anything complicated :blink: :D

Jonno B)
Curley
06-20-2003, 08:41 PM
Yup, thats me.... plain and simple&#33;&#33; :D

PS... Who wants to get married?? Its only a piece of paper&#33;
Buffalo
06-20-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Curley@20 June 2003 - 20:41
Yup, thats me.... plain and simple&#33;&#33; :D

PS... Who wants to get married?? Its only a piece of paper&#33;
Yeah, that costs about 2 and a half grand...........

Hey we should&#39;nt be saying this on this thread :D

Good luck with the wedding, and congrats from the boys down here at the coolest place on the planet B) :D Our house :D

Jonno B)
Curley
06-20-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 June 2003 - 21:16
What are the Do&#39;s and Dont&#39;s for the wedding night ?
What do you need to do to prepare for it ? (like going to Men&#39;s beauty parlor)
How nervous were you ?

Let&#39;s discuss the night...
Sorry... didn&#39;t mean anything bad :)

Good luck and everything&#33;
Spindulik
06-20-2003, 09:04 PM
Don&#39;t Drink&#33; Don&#39;t get plastered. Don&#39;t smash the cake in her face&#33;

Make it a point to visit EVERYONE at the reception. That is SO important. Even if you have to force yourself (for certain people), but don&#39;t show it. Other than that. have a blast&#33;


I was not nervous at all.
Rat Faced
06-20-2003, 09:04 PM
Do enjoy yourself

Dont get too plastered to enjoy yourself ;)



As long as you keep the families from each others throats, then im sure that things will cum natuarlly.....






@Curley

You mean you&#39;re not gonna marry me now? :(
Spindulik
06-20-2003, 09:07 PM
And another thing. Keep track of the gifts and money&#33;

Remember who gave you what gift or money. Write it down&#33; You don&#39;t want to feel like a dork thanking somebody for the wrong gift. Send the thank you crads as soon as possible. People who give gifts love to see your reaction, even if it is just a thank you card. Trust me, they&#39;ll remember NOT getting a thank you card (forvever).
Curley
06-20-2003, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@20 June 2003 - 22:04
@Curley

You mean you&#39;re not gonna marry me now? :(
But you never got down on one knee&#33;

You were too busy cheating at monopoly......... :P (And no, i&#39;m never ever gonna shut up about it)&#33;

:D :P :lol:
Buffalo
06-20-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Curley@20 June 2003 - 21:10

But you never got down on one knee&#33;


I&#39;m on 1 knee.............I just tripped over the chair :lol: :lol:

Sorry Curley :D :flowers:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-20-2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+20 June 2003 - 22:13--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 20 June 2003 - 22:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Curley@20 June 2003 - 21:10

But you never got down on one knee&#33;


I&#39;m on 1 knee.............I just tripped over the chair :lol: :lol:

Sorry Curley :D :flowers:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Yes, but your a drunkard... just like me :lol:

Hope you was singing when you tripped&#33;
Buffalo
06-20-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Curley@20 June 2003 - 21:17

Yes, but your a drunkard... just like me :lol:

Hope you was singing when you tripped&#33;
I&#39;m Not&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

Yes I was................"I am a Daaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyayyyyyyayyyy tripper" :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Oregonian
06-21-2003, 06:28 PM
I don&#39;t understand....how to even start the conversation ? And what to talk about ? Not the wedding at least....we&#39;ll be so bored of talking and seeing it. Then what else ? We can&#39;t jump into sex right away and start tearing each other&#39;s clothes apart. Am sure I&#39;ll be so tired....to even have a good sex....not to mention....standing all evening long and putting up a smile on the face for all the guest. Believe me...sometimes I feel that the newly wed couples are the biggest clown in any marriage party.
May be its just me....
Curley
06-21-2003, 06:42 PM
If you don&#39;t know what to talk about, then you shouldn&#39;t be getting married at all.
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 06:44 PM
Just enjoy it :rolleyes:

It&#39;s a life long thing, not a fancy dress party :D

Jonno B)
crazy_billy_bats
06-21-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 18:42
If you don&#39;t know what to talk about, then you shouldn&#39;t be getting married at all.
:lol: :lol:

;) I love that advice.


Conversation is wonderful, eh.............?
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+21 June 2003 - 18:48--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 21 June 2003 - 18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Curley@21 June 2003 - 18:42
If you don&#39;t know what to talk about, then you shouldn&#39;t be getting married at all.
:lol: :lol:

;) I love that advice.


Conversation is wonderful, eh.............? [/b][/quote]
Yeah&#33; She&#39;s good at advice :lol: :lol:

Told me not to go to work :lol: ;) :lol:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 07:12 PM
And you really needed persuading to stay at home, didn&#39;t you........ :P
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:12
And you really needed persuading to stay at home, didn&#39;t you........ :P
Yeah&#33; I really wanted to go :lol:

How is ya, young lady??

Did ya get a lie in? :D

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+21 June 2003 - 20:14--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 21 June 2003 - 20:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:12
And you really needed persuading to stay at home, didn&#39;t you........&nbsp; :P
Yeah&#33; I really wanted to go :lol:

How is ya, young lady??

Did ya get a lie in? :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I was up at 8am with the brats..... I deposited an hour later with my sis then came home and went straight back bed till 12.30 :D

Cat woke me up because i&#39;d forgot to feed her that morning :blink:

But still tired :(

Hows your good self?? Hope I wasn&#39;t too annoying last night :D
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:27

Hows your good self?? Hope I wasn&#39;t too annoying last night :D
You&#39;re a strange girl :blink:

Why were you anoying?? :unsure: :blink:

I had a right laugh :D

Watched a film in bed, got to sleep about 5:45 ish and got up at 09:35 in time for my wrestling :D (sad git I hear you say) :lol:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 20:31
You&#39;re a strange girl :blink:


Why thank you&#33; :D

Got up at that unheard hour, just to watch wrestling? You mad? :unsure: :blink:
fugley
06-21-2003, 07:44 PM
Day before the wedding go to air port book cheapo cancellation tickets one way for one and get the fuck out here&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:40
[

Got up at that unheard hour, just to watch wrestling? You mad? :unsure: :blink:
You mean you have to ask :blink: :lol:

Yeah, a bit tired tho.........somone kept me up all night ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
crazy_billy_bats
06-21-2003, 07:45 PM
KY ?&#33;
Curley
06-21-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+21 June 2003 - 20:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 21 June 2003 - 20:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:40
[

Got up at that unheard hour, just to watch wrestling? You mad?&nbsp; :unsure:&nbsp; :blink:
You mean you have to ask :blink: :lol:

Yeah, a bit tired tho.........somone kept me up all night ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
:-"
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 19:49


Yeah, a bit tired tho.........somone kept me up all night ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:-" [/quote]
:lol: :lol: Yeah, had some weird person camping outside my door fighting wolves too :lol: :lol: I asked them in but they would&#39;nt cook me food :( :lol:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 08:01 PM
Hmmmm.... I seem to recall you were accusing me of kissing some ugly dude :lol:
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 20:01
Hmmmm.... I seem to recall you were accusing me of kissing some ugly dude :lol:
Yes well you said you were outside my door&#33; So I went to let you in and the only people I saw were a brunette snogging some ugly dude :blink: :lol: He looked up at me as if to say what do you want, at which point I laughed and shut the door saying "Man&#33; that dude is one ugly po faced dude" :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 08:30 PM
:lol: You should of invited them in for a cuppa. Instead you left them out in the freezing snow :unsure:
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 20:30
:lol: You should of invited them in for a cuppa. Instead you left them out in the freezing snow :unsure:
No&#33; The dude was too ugly :lol: I might have caught his uglyness :lol: :lol:

Besides, I was hoping you were out there so I dissapointed :( :D

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 09:00 PM
I did try to set off to come and see you but some guy kept pming me so I couldn&#39;t get away :rolleyes: :P :D
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 21:00
I did try to set off to come and see you but some guy kept pming me so I couldn&#39;t get away :rolleyes: :P :D
LMAO :lol:
Tell me who he was and I&#39;ll sort him out :angry:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 09:06 PM
He&#39;s called Jonno would you believe?? You might find him in the movie section :D
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Curley@21 June 2003 - 21:06
He&#39;s called Jonno would you believe?? You might find him in the movie section :D
RIGHT&#33; I&#39;ll go get him now :angry:
Rotten git mcnjdincvbjdijbvjiw :lol:

Jonno B)
Curley
06-21-2003, 09:20 PM
Be nice to him though, he sings to me :D
Rat Faced
06-21-2003, 09:28 PM
How to Hijack someones thread.....

Curley, Clebs...I hope your ashamed of yourselves.

The guy asks for advice and you 2 start courting on his thread.

I ask you....whats the world coming too.




Jonno, she cheats at Monopoly.

That tells you what sort of girl she is

:wub:
Curley
06-21-2003, 09:31 PM
:o :o :o

Liar&#33;

:-"

:flowers:
Buffalo
06-21-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@21 June 2003 - 21:28




Jonno, she cheats at Monopoly.

That tells you what sort of girl she is

:wub:
No way man&#33;&#33;

Bet she can&#39;t cheat against me, I have cctv set up round the board :lol: :lol:

Sorry bout that, back to the thread :)

Hope your wedding goes wonderfully :)

Jonno B) (ashamed of himself :( :lol: )
Curley
06-22-2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 22:36
Bet she can&#39;t cheat against me, I have cctv set up round the board :lol: :lol:


I took the film out :lol:

But yes, back on topic......

But i still fail to take this thread seriously :lol:
thewizeard
06-22-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Oregonian@20 June 2003 - 20:16
What are the Do&#39;s and Dont&#39;s for the wedding night ?
What do you need to do to prepare for it ? (like going to Men&#39;s beauty parlor)
How nervous were you ?

Let&#39;s discuss the night...
:D Do be wise :D Dont get married&#33;:D
That&#39;s a joke, enjoy yourselves- while it lasts&#33;
Succes from Nigel
Curley
06-22-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by nigel123+22 June 2003 - 02:06--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 22 June 2003 - 02:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Oregonian@20 June 2003 - 20:16
What are the Do&#39;s and Dont&#39;s for the wedding night ?
What do you need to do to prepare for it ? (like going to Men&#39;s beauty parlor)
How nervous were you ?

Let&#39;s discuss the night...
:D Do be wise :D Dont get married&#33;:D
That&#39;s a joke, enjoy yourselves- while it lasts&#33;
Succes from Nigel [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Think you may have put him off for life&#33;
thewizeard
06-22-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Curley+22 June 2003 - 01:07--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 22 June 2003 - 01:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by nigel123@22 June 2003 - 02:06
<!--QuoteBegin-Oregonian@20 June 2003 - 20:16
What are the Do&#39;s and Dont&#39;s for the wedding night ?
What do you need to do to prepare for it ? (like going to Men&#39;s beauty parlor)
How nervous were you ?

Let&#39;s discuss the night...
:D Do be wise :D Dont get married&#33;:D
That&#39;s a joke, enjoy yourselves- while it lasts&#33;
Succes from Nigel
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Think you may have put him off for life&#33; [/b][/quote]
I doubt it Curley- we never seem to learn. But he wont be able to say he wasnt warned&#33;
Buffalo
06-22-2003, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by nigel123@22 June 2003 - 08:58

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Think you may have put him off for life&#33;
I doubt it Curley- we never seem to learn. But he wont be able to say he wasnt warned&#33; [/quote]
Hey come on, the girl will crucify you if she saw this&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Let them do what they want, it will work or it wont.....50/50 chance :)

But if that&#39;s what they want.......go for it, hope you have a happy life together :)

Jonno B)
thewizeard
06-22-2003, 10:17 AM
Yes your absolutely right. Wish them love and happiness of course&#33;.
Oregonian
06-25-2003, 07:24 PM
Do you think shaving ass and/or around is a good idea ?
:D :D :D :D
crazy_billy_bats
06-25-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Oregonian@25 June 2003 - 19:24
Do you think shaving ass and/or around is a good idea ?
:D :D :D :D
yeah i would say so, particulary in situations where there is an unnacceptable overgrowth - see member "fugley" for more info and advice on said subject.


dont forget the KY either......maybe its been mentioned already tho :unsure: