The Craziest/wildest Thing You Ever Done

[kaspiske]

Once lit my hand on fire only for some few seconds, dame that hurt. I also tried to lit my shoes on fire that didn’t hurt that much but I needed some new shoes

(I were drunk)

[crazy_billy_bats]

I once eat a whole packet of hob nobs ! :rolleyes:

Crazy me !

[Lamsey]

I agreed to be a Mod on this forum...

[kaspiske]

I agreed to be a Mod on this forum...

:ph34r: Sure you weren’t forced to be a mod :ph34r:

[J'Pol]

I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I'll never look at Columbo in the same light again!

[TheDave]

i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 21:23
i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding
so da dave got balls eh?!

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey+21 June 2003 - 22:23--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 21 June 2003 - 22:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I&#39;ll never look at Columbo in the same light again&#33; [/b][/quote]
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.

Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas.

[TheDave]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+21 June 2003 - 21:24--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 21 June 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@21 June 2003 - 21:23
i once called the cock of year 11 a tosser in front of the whole class, then spent the rest of the week hiding
so da dave got balls eh?&#33; [/b][/quote]
so you understood. i was worried id have to explain cock, i aint good at explaining things

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by JPaul+21 June 2003 - 22:24--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 21 June 2003 - 22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Lamsey@21 June 2003 - 22:23
<!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I&#39;ll never look at Columbo in the same light again&#33;
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.

Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas. [/b][/quote]
:unsure:

[Buffalo]

Paddled out in really rough sea&#39;s &#39;drunk&#39; nearly had my lot :blink:

Storm force 9, raging tidal surges, very scary out ther for over an hour......stuck :ph34r: :blink:
Not funny, never to be repeated&#33;

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey+21 June 2003 - 22:34--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 21 June 2003 - 22:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:24

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 June 2003 - 22:23
<!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:22
I took a large sum of money from a double murderer. Particularly nasty murders as it happened.
Wow... I&#39;ll never look at Columbo in the same light again&#33;
You will be familiar with it. Remember a few years ago, the couple from Aberfoyle.

Last seen shopping in Bearsden, just before Christmas.
:unsure: [/b][/quote]
It was all over the news, tho it was 3 or 4 years ago. They were missing for a few weeks starting just before Christmas. Your folks will remember. They lived in Aberfoyle and had a teenage family. He was a small time drug dealer. Got involved in stuff he shouldn&#39;t.

It was the first murder case in Scotland where someone was charged before the bodies were found (officially).

[fugley]

Two contributions here.

Once got up for work late (me alarm failed) and was in a tearin hurry......... Raced all the way to work at break neck speed.......... ran, or rather fell up the stairs to the main reception............ then on through the open plan office area.......... and into my office............... ... sat down in front of my pc all sweatin and a puffin.........then shock horror realised I was stark bollock naked&#33;&#33;


During a particular low point in my life I attempted suicide. I decided I would place my head in my Sharp 8321 dual microwave / convector oven. With the intention of endin it all. But of course couldn&#39;t get the bloody door shut&#33; :blink:

[Proper Bo]

I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD&#33; :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by fugley@21 June 2003 - 22:19
Sharp 8321 dual microwave / convector oven
you could have used an industrial sized oven, and/or microwave.

If you had the time to find it, that is.

[Proper Bo]

damnit billy&#33; you posted straight after me&#33; Now nobody will see my post one page one&#33; Ah well, here it is again;

I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD&#33;
:lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:30
damnit billy&#33; you posted straight after me&#33; Now nobody will see my post one page one&#33; Ah well, here it is again;

I once shook up a can loooooads and opened it, it was WILD&#33;
:lol:
you pee pee head.

[TheDave]

i opened a bottle of milk then shook it

[fugley]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:46
i opened a bottle of milk then shook it
lol

[Proper Bo]

damn&#33; you win.

[TheDave]

im not very good in the morning so ive decided not to have them between 3am and 12pm are for two things only

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:51
im not very good in the morning so ive decided not to have them between 3am and 12pm are for two things only
make sense you blubbering mess that you are

[TheDave]

havent you noticed that even my most spammiest of days dont start till after lunch. thats because its my breakfast time

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:56
havent you noticed that even my most spammiest of days dont start till after lunch. thats because its my breakfast time
lol

oh i love those days - soon to return, soon to return :D

gee guys aint unemployment ok somtimes &#33;? :D :D :D :lol:

[Proper Bo]

I got it even better, the student life&#33;
Waking up, first thing in the after noon, friggin meself off to trisha&#33;

[TheDave]

i hate it. it makes weekends depressing. i need a job. help meeeeeeeeeee&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 23:00
i hate it. it makes weekends depressing. i need a job. help meeeeeeeeeee&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
i&#39;ve worked every saturday for like 3 years (ok not much compared to the oldies - what with the hard grind and all that) - and its a piece of shit. NO MORE THANK U&#33;&#33;


@Bo: its flickin meself off te trisha &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Proper Bo]

I know, but i don&#39;t have a bean&#33;

[TheDave]

@Bo: its flickin meself off te trisha &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


friggin meself off to trisha&#33;

why dont you just wank?

and trishas depressing too, when i watch it i see myself ending up as a guest, i really need a job.

im having a midlife crisis and im 17 help me

[crazy_billy_bats]

dont worry about it man u only 17 &#33;&#33;&#33;

trisha is depressing i know, watched that shit myself, then b*witched and this morning, followed by the news and neighbours, then maybe another sleep or cheers or a video....... (EDIT: *LOL* - we&#39;ve all done it at some point)

hmmmmmmm....man u&#39;ll find one easy enuff trust me

[TheDave]

i might be going on holiday in 3 weeks and i got a scary feelin ill pull. that should cheer me up, but i cant go unless i get £100

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 23:18
i might be going on holiday in 3 weeks and i got a scary feelin ill pull. that should cheer me up, but i cant go unless i get £100
scary feelin :blink: &#33;&#33;???

go on the broo&#33; ;) if only 4 tha summa &#33;&#33;&#33;

[TheDave]

weird situation you see.

theres 4 of us, my mate and his bird and my mates fit cousin. me and her have been mates for a few years. i thnk she used to fancy me but then i got pubes and i dont think she did anymore so because im one of her cousins best mates the 4 of us have been hanging round for about a year. its been pretty obvious theres something there but about 6 months ago she told someone she wouldnt want to meet me, then she ended up going out with my brother (bitch). i kept myself to myself then they split up and me and her were freinds again. now im gonna be stuck with her for a week (or 2).

[mutterings]

ok here goes......
Hiya well the bus and bike story this is gonna take some typing lol:)...about 4 yrs ago i left for work,at the top of my road there is a crossroads,i spotted the bus coming down the road but misjudged the speed he was traveling at so i had stop in the middle of the junction(error on my half i will admit)i was turning right into a road he was turning right from opposit direction.normal people would give way to a bike especially if they are driving something 40foot long...he didnt,he came round the back of the bike and missed it by a couple of inches,I then turned right looked into my rear view mirror to see his arm out of the window giving the w***er sign,now this to me is the red rag to a bull so i turned the bike around and followed him(bearing in mind he has to stop hes a bus :))once he stopped i pulled up next to him knocked on the window and said"whats your f***ing problem pal&#33;"to which he replied"get on your little tricycle and ride away little man."
"what&#33;&#33;&#33;"
"get on your little tricycle little man and ride away before there is trouble"
with this i then parked my bike infront of the bus and got on,once on the bus i said "right what is your problem"
"oh its you little man,do you know how stupid you look?"
"what"
"infront of all these people you look really stupid."
With this i asked for his badge number so i could report him for abusive behaviour.his response was
"theres my fu**ing number now get of my f***ing bus before there is real trouble."
"Oh yeah what sort of trouble would that be?"(thinking he was gonna call the police which would have been fine by me)
"for starters i will run your bike over"
Next thing i know his glasses have flown out of the window and blood is pouring from nose(i am not a violent person usually and hadnt even realised it was me that had hit him&#33;&#33;&#33;)he then said"right thats it"put the bus in gear took off the handbrake and proceeded to run my bike over&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;At this point I had 2 choices get in the cab with him and really party or get off the bus and laugh.One little old dear who was sat at the front of the bus had this to say in her statement"The motorcyclist then exited the bus removed his crash helmet and appeared to be giggling to himself&#33;"
The police turned up asked me what happened so i told them(if i get caught its not worth lying to them)they then went and asked the bus driver what happened he said "I dont know i was serving passengers when this big motorcyclist got on the bus and hit me for no reason".suffice to say the police didnt believe him bus at rush hr on its way into town has alot of passengers/witnesses :)...i also got applauded by the bus load of people and several told me that they would have hit him long time before :)).it went to court i was looking at custodial sentence as i had followed the bus then got on they were saying i was the instigator(which in a perverted justice sort of way i suppose i was)but the final outcome was we were both bound over to keep the peace for 6 months because he was being charged with criminal damage as he had intentionally run my bike over.

[Lilmiss]

hehehe, oh hang on, i drive buses&#33; :blink:

i cant think of, (or im to embrassed to say) the stupidist thing i&#39;ve done.

my friends and i went to blackpool. it was a really wild and windy night and we could see really violent waves coming up over the safety barrier they have to stop people falling over into the sea. we parked the car right next to it so the waves were crashing onto the car and shaking it. all great fun after a bottle of mad dog 20-20, till a police man came along and went crazy at us. apparently the same night, a kid was doing the same, (but not in a car) and had fell over into the sea being beaten to death by the waves. that scared the crap outta me, so needless to say we moved along pretty quickly. :huh:

i got lost in one of those glass mazes at the fair when i was about 18yr old, for about 30 minutes, finally got out and seen my mate was still in there, reduced to a heap on the floor, so i went back in for her. we both got stuck together and had to wait for the little man to come in and get us. (should add, i was on some silly drugs at the time) it was sooo embarrassing, cause the whole fair could see right in there at us. :(

i cant get through a day without doing something stupid, but its been a while since i woke up in a bush or on a roundabout, so i must be getting wiser in my ole age. ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 June 2003 - 10:49
apparently the same night, a kid was doing the same, (but not in a car) and had fell over into the sea being beaten to death by the waves. that scared the crap outta me, so needless to say we moved along pretty quickly. :huh:

The sea is the only thing in this world that can pick you up and throw you around like a rag doll&#33;&#33;
I know this as I&#39;ve been there several times surfing, and one time I got caught in the shore dump :blink: the waves picked me up and slammed me on the pebble beach then dragged me back in, around and round I went (surfers call it the washing machine effect) I honestly though I was a goner, I was rapidly running out of breath and being beaten to a pulp at the same time with absolutley no control what so ever :unsure: :blink:
When I finally got to land, I golf balls on my head and my wetsuit was torn in several places :angry: :(

Bare in mind I&#39;m over 6 foot, 16 stone and a powerful swimmer :)

So there&#39;s a lesson, if you never respect anything else, one thing you must.....is respect Neptunes playground&#33;&#33; :)

Be safe :D

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 11:51

I know this as I&#39;ve been there several times surfing, and one time I got caught in the shore dump :blink: the waves picked me up and slammed me on the pebble beach then dragged me back in, around and round I went (surfers call it the washing machine effect) I honestly though I was a goner, I was rapidly running out of breath and being beaten to a pulp at the same time with absolutley no control what so ever :unsure: :blink:
When I finally got to land, I golf balls on my head and my wetsuit was torn in several places :angry: :(

Bare in mind I&#39;m over 6 foot, 16 stone and a powerful swimmer :)

So there&#39;s a lesson, if you never respect anything else, one thing you must.....is respect Neptunes playground&#33;&#33; :)

Be safe :D

Jonno B)
shee at &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I can tell you two things, Jonno, well, 3.

One - your even more cooler for being a surfer.

Two - Im glad you&#39;re still with us after that incident, as im sure other people are too :D :D

Three - 16 stone?

[Lilmiss]

jonno, are you sure youre not just a baby whale? :D

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 11:53

shee at &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I can tell you two things, Jonno, well, 3.

One - your even more cooler for being a surfer.

Two - Im glad you&#39;re still with us after that incident, as im sure other people are too :D :D

Three - 16 stone?
you mean you did&#39;nt know I&#39;m a surfer??

the incident was on this day......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/bigwavesmall80.jpg

See the shore?? :blink:

I&#39;m actually quite glad I&#39;m still here too :D

And yes 16 stone but all muscle :D :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

ohhhhh thats looks like it was nasty.......

and no i never knew &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I dont even know what i weigh, altho im frequently called a lanky b*stard, i think im like 12 and a half stone, and im 6 " 4 or so.........haha, ok here comes the torrent of abuse im used to............ :lol:

I used to do weights and things, but now i just walk everywhere so that keeps away my flab - i think

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 12:17
ohhhhh thats looks like it was nasty.......


If I had known it was gonna get like that I would have got out with the others but I wanted that last ride..............and It very nearly was :blink:

Ya lanky git :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

:D you havent denied it yet jonno, from here on in you will be called "moby dick". :P ;) or "dick" for short. :D

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 June 2003 - 12:34
:D you havent denied it yet jonno, from here on in you will be called "moby dick". :P ;) or "dick" for short. :D
LMAO :lol: :lol:

That&#39;s ok until you get pissed, and start calling me &#39;Dopey Mick&#39; :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

I&#39;ll just call him gummy bear.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 12:43
I&#39;ll just call him gummy bear.
What is this?? Extract the micheal out of Jonno day?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, Billy take a look at our website m8, link in the bar below :)
Sign the guest book please :D

Jonno B)

[Proper Bo]

I really shouldn&#39;t sleep for so long, maybe then I&#39;ll understaned these posts :huh:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 12:48
I really shouldn&#39;t sleep for so long, maybe then I&#39;ll understaned these posts :huh:
cuz you&#39;re a lazy ass broon m*thafucka, ok?&#33;

@jonno - no problem mate&#33;

ps - you&#39;re really a handsome young fella, you know i&#39;ve got a ........thang for ya ;)

[Proper Bo]

It&#39;s not MY fault i&#39;m a student, I blame that damned government for giving me an easy ride&#33; :P

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 12:40


That&#39;s ok until you get pissed, and start calling me &#39;Dopey Mick&#39; :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:D :P :) i doubt it, thats the b/f&#39;s name. ;) :D

gummy bear? dont suppose you have some spare gummi-berry juice? i could do with a quick pick me up. ;)

well, we have a gummy bear - jonno, a womble - me, captain caveman - fugley, and cbb - think you will have to be "dennis the menace". ;)

[Proper Bo]

no, no, no cbb should just be plain old BITCH

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 12:52


ps - you&#39;re really a handsome young fella, you know i&#39;ve got a ........thang for ya ;)
We&#39;ll have to hook up my pretty ;) :lol: :lol:

@Lilmiss:gummy bear? dont suppose you have some spare gummi-berry juice? i could do with a quick pick me up.

I can&#39;t answer that without being rude :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 12:57
no, no, no cbb should just be plain old BITCH
listen, Bo, what i do on Tuesday nights is MY business, OK&#33;?

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 13:09

listen, Bo, what i do on Tuesday nights is MY business, OK&#33;?
Yeah&#33;&#33;&#33; From now on me and Billy are hooking up on Tuesday&#33; :lol:

Billy&#33; See You Next Tuesday :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+22 June 2003 - 13:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 22 June 2003 - 13:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 13:09

listen, Bo, what i do on Tuesday nights is MY business, OK&#33;?
Yeah&#33;&#33;&#33; From now on me and Billy are hooking up on Tuesday&#33; :lol:

Billy&#33; See You Next Tuesday :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
;) ;) No ;) ;) problem ;) ;) Jonno


You know, (big boy) when you&#39;ve got that wee outfit on i just.........





as usual, ill stop b4 I go 2 far.......

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 13:16

;) ;) No ;) ;) problem ;) ;) Jonno


You know, (big boy) when you&#39;ve got that wee outfit on i just.........





as usual, ill stop b4 I go 2 far.......
LM(big fat)AO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

Why stop when we can go allllllll the way ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

why not go all the way?
because some of us have just had dinner? :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 13:19

LM(big fat)AO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

Why stop when we can go allllllll the way ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: LMAO 2 &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Why not &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I am starting to get a thing for these gummy bears.......they&#39;ve being implanted in my head by myself and they just wont go away.....

Jonno i think i cant live without you



:lol:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 13:22
[

Jonno i think i cant live without you



:lol:
Holy sh1t, my ribs are comming thrugh my skin :lol: :lol: LMAO too hard :lol: :lol:

I&#39;ll tell you what Billy&#33;
Why don&#39;t we sod ;) this board, and run away 2gether :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my ribs :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 13:26

Holy sh1t, my ribs are comming thrugh my skin :lol: :lol: LMAO too hard :lol: :lol:

I&#39;ll tell you what Billy&#33;
Why don&#39;t we sod ;) this board, and run away 2gether :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my ribs :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is too much for me, i need a break dammit&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why not Jonno, sweetypie ? Im startin my packin now &#33;&#33;

Unless you were only joking......... :( :(

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 13:28

Why not Jonno, sweetypie ? Im startin my packin now &#33;&#33;

Unless you were only joking......... :( :(
No&#33; Deadly serious..................wait...........I could&#39;nt be serious if my life depended on it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

:( :(

i was about to call my gf too.........


Oh well, life must go on......

nice lunch u turd?

i had 2 ruddy pieces of toast with ham on em.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 14:14
:( :(

i was about to call my gf too.........


Oh well, life must go on......

nice lunch u turd?

i had 2 ruddy pieces of toast with ham on em.
Ummmm&#33; Toast and ham.........might have some of that in a bit :D

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@22 June 2003 - 14:24

Ummmm&#33; Toast and ham.........might have some of that in a bit :D

Jonno B)
I think your posts should finish:


"Homer :D "

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 14:27

I think your posts should finish:


"Homer :D "
DoH&#33;&#33; :lol:

But I wanted a peanut :( :lol:

Jonno B)