Famous Last Posts

[J'Pol]

If you were to be on the board, eating refreshers and someone made you laugh, to such an extent that you popped your clogs, what would you want your last post to be.

[Lamsey]

In "The Riddler's Gauntlet":


What, you're all stuck?

OK, I'll post the answer in a minute or two B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

"Thanks for making me piss myself laughing everyday - I love you all. I only wish I could have come here earlier. I will remember each and every person from here, fondly. Ill miss ya's - Peace - Andy (my name btw - as i would tell ya's if i was gonna die!!)" :D :D


Bill (my silly name :D )

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 June 2003 - 21:40
In "The Riddler's Gauntlet":


What, you're all stuck?

OK, I'll post the answer in a minute or two B)
lol. i made people wanna know the punchline to a cracker joke by eating it

[clocker]

http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=zf6Hm0RK3ZRtzXztpNwBnS5R&ext=.jpg

[J'Pol]

I may have to go with.

To everyone who I have offended in any way, shape or form, I sincerely and unreservedly apolo

[Curley]

Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 22:47
I may have to go with.

To everyone who I have offended in any way, shape or form, I sincerely and unreservedly apolo
:lol:

[Buffalo]

Bugger! :D

Jonno B)


BTW,Billy man, that's really profound :)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker@21 June 2003 - 22:45
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=zf6Hm0RK3ZRtzXztpNwBnS5R&ext=.jpg
Which one are you cog boy

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 21:48


BTW,Billy man, that's really profound :)
i know a guy used to say that word a lot.......... :D

thanks my man.......i fink!! :blink:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@21 June 2003 - 22:43
"Thanks for making me piss myself laughing everyday -
Or, back in a moment, just going to change my incontinence pants.

[Proper Bo]

"Fuck, my cloggs! Ah well, I didn't like any of you anyway"
:P

[fugley]

Originally posted by clocker@21 June 2003 - 21:45
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=zf6Hm0RK3ZRtzXztpNwBnS5R&ext=.jpg
Where the f*ck did you get that picture from?

I'll sue.....I swear I will! :ph34r:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:52
"Fuck, my cloggs! Ah well, I didn't like any of you anyway"
:P
You know I'd have to edit it though. ;)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by fugley+21 June 2003 - 22:52--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 21 June 2003 - 22:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@21 June 2003 - 21:45
http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=zf6Hm0RK3ZRtzXztpNwBnS5R&ext=.jpg
Where the f*ck did you get that picture from?

I&#39;ll sue.....I swear I will&#33; :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
I take it you are the other one.

[TRshady]

I wouldn&#39;t say anything like goodbye, I wont be believed after crying wolf last time. But, I think I would want my last post to be really helpful and be one which has solved someones long term problem as I joined to help people and that would help me die peacefully.

A little, &#39;I love you all and will never forget you guys&#39; will be added to the bottom so look out for one in future. :)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by JPaul+21 June 2003 - 21:51--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 21 June 2003 - 21:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@21 June 2003 - 22:43
"Thanks for making me piss myself laughing everyday -
Or, back in a moment, just going to change my incontinence pants. [/b][/quote]
:lol: &#33;
well not literally.....

altho i have been quite close sometimes....

no release of any bowel and/or kidney contents as of yet ;)

apart from that time i shat myself on Friday 13th......

[Proper Bo]

:D Yeah, I&#39;ve had a change of heart, it would now be:


Lamsey is the most brilliant mod on this board&#33;&#33;&#33;
:P

[TheDave]

get my ip banned as fast as possible.


no not now, when i die

[Proper Bo]

wow, it hasn&#39;t been edited YET

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:01
wow, it hasn&#39;t been edited YET
he&#39;s taking a shit.

[Proper Bo]

he must be eggbound :lol:

[Proper Bo]

man that kid could probably do with some laxatives&#33; :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:50
do with some laxatives
or the sight of your face for the first time.

[Proper Bo]

Oooh so it&#39;s like that is it?

[TheDave]

only one way to settle this....

.............placenta paintballing

[crazy_billy_bats]

YEAH&#33;

but honestly - the post probably isnt even on this page anymore, couldnt even be arsed lookin

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by TheDave@21 June 2003 - 22:54
only one way to settle this....

.............placenta paintballing
why not?


I was thinking of making it a drinking contest or a fight even ( :P ), but if he&#39;s willing........Bo?

you bitch?

[Proper Bo]

Hi, I&#39;m michael jackass, welcome to michael jackass, this is PLACENTA-Y PAINTBALLING.
It&#39;s me against martin (billy)
Ahe-hee, I&#39;m gonna get placentay all over that motherfucker, shamone&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 22:58
Hi, I&#39;m michael jackass, welcome to michael jackass, this is PLACENTA-Y PAINTBALLING.
It&#39;s me against martin (billy)
Ahe-hee, I&#39;m gonna get placentay all over that motherfucker, shamone&#33;
im actually too stoned and have been up from 5.30 this mornin, so no thanks anyway, muthafuck ;)

[Proper Bo]

Oooh we got a mother-fuckin chicken Ahe-hee&#33;
Shamone&#33; I win :P
And i&#39;ve only been up for 9 hours&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@21 June 2003 - 23:02
Oooh we got a mother-fuckin chicken Ahe-hee&#33;
Shamone&#33; I win :P
And i&#39;ve only been up for 9 hours&#33;
fuckin rite u win&#33;

im slowly deteriorating&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

know what that means, fool&#33;?

ive been working all day muthafucka&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

ill be asleep by the time i read your reply probably so leave me with a lasting memory of your hatred if ya want Bo me old son ;) ;) :D :D

[Riddler]

Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 14:39
If you were to be on the board, eating refreshers and someone made you laugh, to such an extent that you popped your clogs, what would you want your last post to be.
Something like.............AAAAARRRRRRGH, MY FREAKIN CHEST &#33; DON"T JUST SIT THERE YOU BASTARDS, CALL 911 &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

:P

[DarthInsinuate]

I&#39;d say something like:

"Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall"

[j2k4]

How &#39;bout:

"I&#39;m letting go the rope, now, and here are your bootstraps, and, oh, wait: here&#39;s an old life-ring I won&#39;t be needing anymore-don&#39;t forget to kick your legs, always wear clean underwear, brush your teeth, look before you leap, don&#39;t tug on Superman&#39;s cape, don&#39;t bullshit a bullshitter, don&#39;t play straight pool with a snooker player, don&#39;t shit wear you sleep, and always carry a litterbag in your car.

There.

[WeeMouse]

I would say;

"Guys, when you&#39;re dying...remember to take a green bouncy ball....this is very vital cos...." :P

or "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Save me ya big eejits&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;"

:D

[Gkraker04]

I&#39;d be all "See you&#39;se guys flip side. PEACE&#33;"

o:)
or
:devil:

Personally, I think I look better in red.

[RGX]

MIne would be

Loves ya all, keep sharing, dont stop till the prices are lowered, have a good life, and see you upstairs&#33;

PS FUCK FLAMERS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

(Was that too extreme? Ill replace it with stars if you want...)

[Illuminati]

Well, as I kinda like to have an edge, here&#39;d be my final entry (If it looks familiar, I take inspiration of it from Simon Cowell & Gollum).

Well that&#39;s it - I knew you&#39;d all f***ing kill me. Now it looks like it&#39;s happened. I&#39;d ask you guys to help, but you&#39;re all b***dy useless anyway.

Time to wrap it up; I wish I could say it&#39;s been fun - It wasn&#39;t. I&#39;m not gonna thank anyone because I honestly can&#39;t think of anything good about it - Rat Faced having to be unique (a moderator with a conscience), Bender for being Bender, Lamsey for editing every other g***amn post of mine, and jetje for doing f*** all. And VB & Paul, our loving administrators...Who the F**K do you think you are, you f***ing hacks&#33; Give JPaul the goddamn control - This place needs someone edgy to blow the damn board up&#33;

YOU&#39;RE ALL B***ARDS&#33; K-LITE SUCKS&#33; Get eMule, BitTorrent or Soulseek - Just not K-Lite&#33; I HATE YOU ALL&#33;

(shakes his head) Now that the bad stuff&#39;s out of the way, time for the praise - I&#39;d like to thank <drops dead>

DISCLAIMER - The contents of this post do not reflect the accurate opinion of Illuminati. This so-called "final post" is satirical for the sake of comedy. Any dodgy changes to it are the result of the moderators. Yeah, that&#39;s it. It&#39;s all the moderator&#39;s fault - They&#39;re framing me&#33; :blink:

FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the disclaimer are not meant to attack the moderators. They are good at their jobs and Illuminati respects them. If you take any of the post seriously, then you quite frankly deserved to be offended due to your obvious stupidity&#33; :blink:

MUCH FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the further disclaimer...Ah, forget it&#33; :blink:

:D

[Lilmiss]

damn it. now i&#39;ll never get that hong kong phooey pic. hmph. <_<

[the_faceman]

Faceman....Can&#39;t Breathe&#33;....Ohhh No......Ooooooo&#33;


(you&#39;d need to have seen the particular episode of The Simpsons with Duff Man in it to get it)

[RGX]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like that faceman

[Guillaume]

" What? You call that a bright, heavenly light? " Then keep asking St Peter for a refund... :lol:

[vivitron 15]

If you were to be on the board, eating refreshers and someone made you laugh, to such an extent that you popped your clogs, what would you want your last post to be

hmmmm, refreshers D&#39;oh Arrgh

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Illuminati@25 June 2003 - 18:51
Well, as I kinda like to have an edge, here&#39;d be my final entry (If it looks familiar, I take inspiration of it from Simon Cowell & Gollum).

Well that&#39;s it - I knew you&#39;d all f***ing kill me. Now it looks like it&#39;s happened. I&#39;d ask you guys to help, but you&#39;re all b***dy useless anyway.

Time to wrap it up; I wish I could say it&#39;s been fun - It wasn&#39;t. I&#39;m not gonna thank anyone because I honestly can&#39;t think of anything good about it - Rat Faced having to be unique (a moderator with a conscience), Bender for being Bender, Lamsey for editing every other g***amn post of mine, and jetje for doing f*** all. And VB & Paul, our loving administrators...Who the F**K do you think you are, you f***ing hacks&#33; Give JPaul the goddamn control - This place needs someone edgy to blow the damn board up&#33;

YOU&#39;RE ALL B***ARDS&#33; K-LITE SUCKS&#33; Get eMule, BitTorrent or Soulseek - Just not K-Lite&#33; I HATE YOU ALL&#33;

(shakes his head) Now that the bad stuff&#39;s out of the way, time for the praise - I&#39;d like to thank <drops dead>

DISCLAIMER - The contents of this post do not reflect the accurate opinion of Illuminati. This so-called "final post" is satirical for the sake of comedy. Any dodgy changes to it are the result of the moderators. Yeah, that&#39;s it. It&#39;s all the moderator&#39;s fault - They&#39;re framing me&#33; :blink:

FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the disclaimer are not meant to attack the moderators. They are good at their jobs and Illuminati respects them. If you take any of the post seriously, then you quite frankly deserved to be offended due to your obvious stupidity&#33; :blink:

MUCH FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the further disclaimer...Ah, forget it&#33; :blink:

:D
I believe that Michael Moore deserves credit there, as you are parodying a parody of him.