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Proper Bo
06-22-2003, 01:48 PM
Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?
I have my critics, but with me as my witless, i vow to do it!
crazy_billy_bats
06-22-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 13:48
Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?
as i said in the other thread, no you fool. :lol:
It'd turn into mush.
Ive eaten a battered mars bar once tho.
fugley
06-22-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 13:48
Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?
YOu could try dousing it in petrol first before ignition. But be a good laddy and use the unleaded stuff so as to show consideration for the enviroment.
Hope dat elps
Proper Bo
06-22-2003, 01:54 PM
wouldn't i just get wasted off the petrol fumes though?
BROCKSTER
06-22-2003, 01:55 PM
oooooh wot was the battered one like?
Lilmiss
06-22-2003, 01:55 PM
bo, i'd like to smoke your brain. just to see if it had any effect on me. ;)
probably just make my spelling worse though. :D
agree's with cbb, "you fool"
Illuminati
06-22-2003, 01:55 PM
The only way I can see is - Crush it down into a liquid, use something (e.g. one of those solution-seperating spinning centrefuge machines famously found in labs) to seperate the liquid from it, and roll the resulting powder up.
Or you could feed a marajuana plant nothing but liquidified Mars bars and then smoke the leaves from that - Then you get the best of both worlds :w00t:
"Party in the head, Party in the head!" :D
Proper Bo
06-22-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@22 June 2003 - 14:55
bo, i'd like to smoke your brain. just to see if it had any effect on me. ;)
probably just make my spelling worse though. :D
agree's with cbb, "you fool"
you'd be on for a while.....looking for it.
Me speel bab??
Lilmiss
06-22-2003, 02:03 PM
oh well, maybe i will just smoke your whole head then. :D and Illuminati, dont give the lad idea's. he has enough of his own to contend with. ;)
crazy_billy_bats
06-22-2003, 02:12 PM
you can smoke that plant catnip as well - but id stick with marijuana ;) :D :D
speaking of that.......
tite-wad
06-22-2003, 02:50 PM
Aren't candy bars like 99% sugar?
Have you ever smelled burning sugar???
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/sick.gif
MUSLEMAN
06-22-2003, 02:55 PM
i could tell you how to smoke out of it, but not the bar itself sorry :(
p.s. i recomend smoking out of an apple,it tast great :lol: :lol:
Buffalo
06-22-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@22 June 2003 - 14:12
you can smoke that plant catnip as well
So that's what mt cat was doing the other night with my rizla :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
neil1967
06-22-2003, 03:48 PM
i thought everyone knew about curing mars bars, they must be hung in a dark room(at room temp)until all moisture has evaporated, not too be rushed as flavour will be impaired, should take about three and a half years if conditions are right.
mine will be ready in about eighteen months. <_<
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