Hoi, jp

[Proper Bo]

Got a score prediction for teh match?

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah, his arse and your face.

[Proper Bo]

it's on setanta apparentmente (watchable on sopcast on the interweb, like)

[Proper Bo]

If I had 15 spond, I'd watch it at the stadium, like.

[Barbarossa]

what match is this then, bawa?

[Chip Monk]

New Castle v t'Hoops, on Satan TV ce soir.

We've been quite pishy pre-season so hopefully it's be a real friendly in the best traditions of non-competative football

[Proper Bo]

New Castle v t'Hoops, on Satan TV ce soir.

We've been quite pishy pre-season so hopefully it's be a real friendly in the best traditions of non-competative football

We struggled against carlisle and hartlepool, so I'm only expecting to win by two or three tonight:schnauz:

[Proper Bo]

I like how they're letting you take 2 bairns in for free if you've bought an adult ticket, like.

[Proper Bo]

I also like this:
http://nufc.com/2007-08images/freddy-sadam.jpg

[Snee]

I like how they're letting you take 2 bairns in for free if you've bought an adult ticket, like.

You can totally bring Lilmiss, then.

[Proper Bo]

I like how they're letting you take 2 bairns in for free if you've bought an adult ticket, like.

You can totally bring Lilmiss, then.

Are you saying she is two children under the age of 11?:blink:

[Snee]

I dunno really, it was a spur of the moment post. Maybe she's really short or something.

[Proper Bo]

She's about chin height, so probably taller than mouldy.

[Snee]

:idunno: Well, you said you could bring two children, so.

[manker]

* > taking children to footie matches.

[Chip Monk]

Shut it Fake, proper people are talking.

[manker]

Shut it Fake, proper people are talking.
If by proper you mean students and the unemployable, then you need a good spanking -- and not in a pleasurable grooming way neither.

[Barbarossa]

have you nicked bd's surplus hypens :dry:

[manker]

have you nicked bd's surplus hypens :dry:No. He hasn't got any to spare, he uses too many as it is.

You should really think these things through before you go trying to make a mockery of the situation.

[Snee]

Shut it Fake, proper people are talking.
If by proper you mean students and the unemployable, then you need a good spanking -- and not in a pleasurable grooming way neither.

I'm out of full-time studenting, and I have a job, so shut it.

You're an accountant anyways, so that hardly counts as a real job.

[manker]

If by proper you mean students and the unemployable, then you need a good spanking -- and not in a pleasurable grooming way neither.

I'm out of full-time studenting, and I have a job, so shut it.

You're an accountant anyways, so that hardly counts as a real job.
I've missed so much. Dead manker would have known both of those facts.

What do you do? I bet it's loads better than being an accountant.

[Barbarossa]

:eyebrows:

I've not even been anywhere and I didn't know snee had a jawb :dabs:

Except helping his dad build a house :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

have you nicked bd's surplus hypens :dry:No. He hasn't got any to spare, he uses too many as it is.

You should really think these things through before you go trying to make a mockery of the situation.


I have plenty to spare - believe me!


-bd

[Barbarossa]

You should really think these things through before you go trying to make a mockery of the situation.

I've gotten quite lazy. :ermm:

[brotherdoobie]

Snee teaches wee little ones. Part time.


-bd

[Snee]

What BD said.

It's serious business.

[manker]

You should really think these things through before you go trying to make a mockery of the situation.

I've gotten quite lazy. :ermm:
I feel somehow responsible.

[Mr. Mulder]

What BD said.

It's serious business.
just like the internets :eyebrows:

[manker]

^
^
^

/sniggers

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/6977/helloseriousbusiness3am.jpg

[Snee]

I could apply for wurk as a systems developer or a translator, there's lots of wurk in the former field atm, I'm just procrastinating, mostly 'cos it's summer and the weather is nice, and I hate writing the applications :dabs:

Besides, this kind of teaching is liek the best job I've ever had. I'm the only bloke on the staff, and it's easy as anything, especially since I'm used to wee bastards on account of having four younger siblings. I can trick them into buildings sand castles or something for whole days.

[brotherdoobie]

Can you get them to fetch you stuff, lyke?


-bd

[Snee]

Yup.

So yeah, it pwns accounting summat fierce.

[brotherdoobie]

Plus, they're prolly really easy to brainwash?


-bd

[Snee]

Obviously.

[brotherdoobie]

Accountants. Right?


-bd

[Sextent]

Shut it Fake, proper people are talking.
If by proper you mean students and the unemployable, then you need a good spanking -- and not in a pleasurable grooming way neither.

FFS you're not even a good Fake manker.

Who are you, is it The. He hasn't posted for a while.

[Proper Bo]

The interweb stream doesn't wurk:no:

I read somewhere setanta was meant to be free on virgin media now but it isn't there on mine:no:

[Fromagepas]

No you need to pay for it with Virgin.

I pay £15, but that's all of it and Celtic TV chipped in.

[Fromagepas]

I think it's £10 for just the Setanta.

[Proper Bo]

They bundle setanta 1 and 2, rangers tv, celtic tv, setanta golf and racing UK for free if you have the XL Tv pack.

Just read it on the premplus channel, like.

[Proper Bo]

What's the score.

[Fromagepas]

2-0 to you guys about 5 mins to go first half.

[Fromagepas]

3 now

[Fromagepas]

We're Ok in the middle of the park, but some shocking defending for the goals.

To be fair the right back is from our under 19 team.

[Proper Bo]

is it both reserve teams playing?

[Fromagepas]

No, quite the reverse.

[Proper Bo]

rly? :o

I imagine they'll give the kids a run out in the second half tho', I still haven't seen lua lua jr play yet, like.

[Fromagepas]

It's not our best 11, but it is players who will be competing for first team places.

[Fromagepas]

Martin, Milner etc are playing.

Luque has scored two.

[Proper Bo]

what about newcastle?

edit: you posted too quickly.

[Proper Bo]

Is there an orsum atmosphere?

[Fromagepas]

We've actually been playing not too bad across the midfield, however that is our strong area.

V of H looks a b it slow and Zurawski is probly about 3rd or 4th choice to play alongside him.

Defensively we looked weak. However probably good enough to cope with the SPL quite easily. Nowhere near CL tho'. We need a proper right back.

[Fromagepas]

Is there an orsum atmosphere?

Really good for pre-season, with the signing of songs etc. You're lads are having a really good time, obviousement.

[Fromagepas]

So are ours to be fair. 5,000 travelled down.

[Proper Bo]

Indeed, good times will be being had by all, that's part of the beauty of newcastle with the stadium being right in the city and easily within walking distance of pubs.

[Proper Bo]

You're lads are having a really good time, obviousement.

That happens when we're getting stuffed too, like:01:

[Fromagepas]

You're lads are having a really good time, obviousement.

That happens when we're getting stuffed too, like:01:

/avoids obvious joke.

Indeed, the sign of a good support.

[Fromagepas]

Just realised you were trying to lure me in with the obvious joke.

Avoided that more thro' luck than judgement.

[Proper Bo]

:lol::earl:

[Fromagepas]

3-1 Scott Brown.

I think they deserved it on the balance of play. 3-0 was a bit harsh.

[Fromagepas]

:lol:

Newcastle have run out of players and Butt has had to come off. So the second keeper has come on to play outfield.

Stevie Arthur, if that's right.

[Fromagepas]

He's wearing a top with "Harper 13" on the back.

[Proper Bo]

Steve Harper, ftw:01:

he's been at newcastle for as long as I can remember

[Proper Bo]

Date Signed: 5 July 1993
Debut: 28 November 1998 v Wimbledon (H)

lols

[Fromagepas]

They were saying it's brilliant for him.

He had a huge smile / larf on his face.

[Proper Bo]

He nevar gets a game, like.

[Proper Bo]

What was the final score.

[Fromagepas]

4-1, Milner scored at the death.

Cracking goal, shot from distance into the bottom corner.

[Proper Bo]

zomfg, i was takin t'piss when I said I was expecting us to win by two or three:o

[Proper Bo]

I love newcastle's inconsistency, like, we only just managed a draw against carlisle less than a week ago:pinch:

[Fromagepas]

The gap wasn't as wide as the score suggests mate.

You by 1 would have been a fairer result.

[Proper Bo]

How good was harper's performance?

[Fromagepas]

How did he do what.

[Proper Bo]

How did he do what.

what?:blink:

[Fromagepas]

:lol:

Cross thread arsery ftw.

[manker]

If by proper you mean students and the unemployable, then you need a good spanking -- and not in a pleasurable grooming way neither.

FFS you're not even a good Fake manker.

Who are you, is it The. He hasn't posted for a while.:yes:

I'm sure you used to be good at this hounding lark.

[Chip Monk]

FFS you're not even a good Fake manker.

Who are you, is it The. He hasn't posted for a while.:yes:

I'm sure you used to be good at this hounding lark.

Insult people, then get stroppy when they reply - it's Billy isn't out. How's it going and how did you get access to the manker account.

Wait one tho', manker was Billy all along. It all makes sense now.

[manker]

:yes:

I'm sure you used to be good at this hounding lark.

Insult people, then get stroppy when they reply - it's Billy isn't it. How's it going and how did you get access to the manker account.

Wait one tho', manker was Billy all along. It all makes sense now.
That really is a Billy-esque smiley, isn't it. I should have thought my smiley-usage through. My cover is blown asunder.

Damn your clever eyes.

[Chip Monk]

Liked the lilac edit. I noticed the obvious type-o and was going to manker stealth edit it. Then I just couldn't be arsed so I thought, meh.

[manker]

type-o So if 'o' is recessive, how come almost 50% of the population have it as a blood type?

[Chip Monk]

God made them