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100%
07-28-2007, 05:24 PM
Finally, after a very very long time, yesterday I went to see the gynecologist. :yup:
I've always been so freaked of the gynecologist but after all this time, the pimples on my penis started to worry me,
not that they hurt, but I don't want them to, so I gathered some will strength and made an appointment.
Then, when I got there, I actually told the (young blonde lady) doctor how I felt about going to The gynecologist and she said,
'Oh, that's my specialty' (nervous patients that is). Then I told her the reason for my long overdue visit,
then after making the usual evaluation she said that it was more imperative that
I got a 'Penile Cleaning' this time and the pimples could wait and be taken care off in a week or so.

Damn, I always had this horrifying idea of the Penile Cleaning, I had even seen pictures of it, and people had told me these painful and traumatic tales,
but since I was already there, and knew how hard it was for me to get the courage to go, I sad 'well, Go for it' Oh God I thought.
But then I was really surprised when I learned that not anesthetics would be used, the lady said 'just wait and relax, and you'll see how I work',
some how her comprehensiveness of my situation made me feel better.
Well, she got all these painful looking instruments and got to work,
she kept pooching at my balls and rod for a few minutes, may be 20 to 30,
there was little semen that I could see, I was afraid, but surprised at how all that rubbing caused no a bit of pain.
finally after it was done I washed my penis and actually it seems there was more sperm that I thought, but it was quickly gone,
then she used this see througish lube like paste with a mechanical miniature toothbrush and it was over. She gave my this mirror and... Wow! :01:
Everything looked very different, I mean, it was a dramatic improvement,
and since yesterday, my balls just keep improving, I didn't remember they could look this healthy...
I made sure to thank her for making this a very pleasant visit to the gynecologist.
The thing is that I was such a good experience for me,
so I felt like telling U about it.

Biggles
07-28-2007, 05:29 PM
....and I thought this service was only supplied by certain ladies who put questionable cards up in phone boxes :blink:

........you live and learn.

Sextent
07-28-2007, 05:44 PM
Not even David ever shared his thoughts that openly.

Shiranai_Baka
07-28-2007, 05:58 PM
I swear I read the exact same story about it was about someone going to the dentist on digg.com. Nice steal! :lol:

Sextent
07-28-2007, 06:09 PM
They have a dentist on digg.com :O

Hoi, Tesco, we want a dentist here. digg.com has got one.

Skweeky
07-29-2007, 02:01 PM
Typical. I bet he's keeping the dentist a secret and only lets his Canadian friends use her :angry:


I've got a hole that needs filling I'll have you know!



EDIT: I mean a cavity of course

tesco
07-29-2007, 02:05 PM
I swear I read the exact same story about it was about someone going to the dentist on digg.com. Nice steal! :lol:on digg.com? :blink:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-my-visit-dentist-211630

BawA
07-29-2007, 02:34 PM
Finally, after a very very long time, yesterday I went to see the gynecologist. :yup:
I've always been so freaked of the gynecologist but after all this time, the pimples on my penis started to worry me,
not that they hurt, but I don't want them to, so I gathered some will strength and made an appointment.
Then, when I got there, I actually told the (young blonde lady) doctor how I felt about going to The gynecologist and she said,
'Oh, that's my specialty' (nervous patients that is). Then I told her the reason for my long overdue visit,
then after making the usual evaluation she said that it was more imperative that
I got a 'Penile Cleaning' this time and the pimples could wait and be taken care off in a week or so.

Damn, I always had this horrifying idea of the Penile Cleaning, I had even seen pictures of it, and people had told me these painful and traumatic tales,
but since I was already there, and knew how hard it was for me to get the courage to go, I sad 'well, Go for it' Oh God I thought.
But then I was really surprised when I learned that not anesthetics would be used, the lady said 'just wait and relax, and you'll see how I work',
some how her comprehensiveness of my situation made me feel better.
Well, she got all these painful looking instruments and got to work,
she kept pooching at my balls and rod for a few minutes, may be 20 to 30,
there was little semen that I could see, I was afraid, but surprised at how all that rubbing caused no a bit of pain.
finally after it was done I washed my penis and actually it seems there was more sperm that I thought, but it was quickly gone,
then she used this see througish lube like paste with a mechanical miniature toothbrush and it was over. She gave my this mirror and... Wow! :01:
Everything looked very different, I mean, it was a dramatic improvement,
and since yesterday, my balls just keep improving, I didn't remember they could look this healthy...
I made sure to thank her for making this a very pleasant visit to the gynecologist.
The thing is that I was such a good experience for me,
so I felt like telling U about it.

i think ive read something similarhttp://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/icons/icon9.gif
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/icons/icon6.gif

Shiranai_Baka
07-30-2007, 03:37 PM
Typical. I bet he's keeping the dentist a secret and only lets his Canadian friends use her :angry:


I've got a hole that needs filling I'll have you know!



EDIT: I mean a cavity of course

Its still sexually suggestive.

Skweeky
07-30-2007, 03:46 PM
I can't help it :(

Snee
07-30-2007, 08:32 PM
Typical. I bet he's keeping the dentist a secret and only lets his Canadian friends use her :angry:


I've got a hole that needs filling I'll have you know!



EDIT: I mean a cavity of course

Its still sexually suggestive.
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9798/rule36fr0.gif

worldpease
07-31-2007, 02:52 AM
Damn Youuuu '100%', damn you to hell.:angry:
do you hate me man?
help me understand what compelled you to do that?
damn you.
:D.

Defy
07-31-2007, 03:48 AM
... just as long as you're not 40.