Worst pain ever

[Skweeky]

forget tooth ache and contractions.

We have a new winner;

kidney stones :fear:

5 hours of agony before they finally gave me a shot of morphine :cry:

Just got back home from hospital and feeling rather disorientated :wacko:

[Barbarossa]

stubbing your toe is the worst pain ever :dabs:

[Skweeky]

:no:

[Sextent]

Axe in the face.

[Skweeky]

I never realised you were THAT Glaswegian :huh:

[Proper Bo]

Standing on an upturned plug is the worst pain evar. fact.

[Skweeky]

It probably would be if it went on for hours

[Sextent]

I never realised you were THAT Glaswegian :huh:

I'm not Glasgwegian at all.

[tesco]

Standing on an upturned plug is the worst pain evar. fact.
Plug?:unsure:

[Sextent]

Standing on an upturned plug is the worst pain evar. fact.
Plug?:unsure:

:lol: how's the electricianing going Tesco.

[Proper Bo]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/plug.jpg
Aren't you a sparky ffs?

[tesco]

Plug?:unsure:

[tesco]

Plug :yup:


Thoguht it was some british term for something else, like staples or something. :unsure:

[Sextent]

Why in the name of all that's secret would you think that.

[Proper Bo]

No, we call staples miniature square nails with two sharp ends.

[Barbarossa]

Why would we change a language we invented?

[Sextent]

Indeed we all still speak like Shakespeare, forsooth.

[Sextent]

If Dr Who is to be believed and it wouldn't lie to us.

[brotherdoobie]

I vote for kidney stones unless more than one tooth is involved. A Kick
in the nads is also very painful... however it is usually over pretty quickly.


-bd

[Hairbautt]

Reading this thread.

:dabs:

[MaaxHimself]

Breaking a bone is pretty bad.

[Sextent]

Which one.

[Smith]

Tail bone injuries are really painful..Its not like you can rest your ass...because technically resting it is sitting on it.

[brotherdoobie]

A crack pipe burn - hurts really bad. Laugh if you want to.
I really don't care. (really)


-bd

[Alien5]

a coat hanger down the japs eye :blink:

[Skweeky]

Tell us about when that happened to you

[Alien5]

in the film 'Human Traffic' Moff says it to the cab driver.

[manker]

Skweeky; there's always something wrong with you.

Is this a recent thing or did you move from Holland to Scotchland with the express and primary purpose of taking full advantage of the NHS.

[Chip Monk]

She even married a hun to ensure said treatment.

It's quite frankly appaling behaviour.

[manker]

She even married a hun to ensure said treatment.

It's quite frankly appaling behaviour.
Hun Boi: So why did we get married?

Skweeky: Put it this way, you'll be buying plenty of nappies in about 6 months time.

Hun Boi: You're pregnant?!?!


Skweeky: No, I've got a rampaging anal abcess and the only way they'd treat me on the NHS was if I married you.

[Chip Monk]

:lol::earl:

[Skweeky]

:angry:


It's not fucking funny


I've been having trouble ever since I had a kindey infection about 2 years ago. My immune system is rubbish so I catch every bug that comes about :(

[Hairbautt]

I wish you the best Skweeky (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/skweeky-1876).

[Busyman™]

I vote for kidney stones unless more than one tooth is involved. A Kick
in the nads is also very painful... however it is usually over pretty quickly.


-bd
So you've never been kicked in the nuts then.:dabs:

Kidney stones.....more than one tooth? WTF!?

[brotherdoobie]

I been kicked in the balls plenty of times. Believe me. :pinch: The Pain doesn't last for 4 -5 days like a toothache.

You must have sissy balls.


-bd

[Hairbautt]

Yea/ burns for like an hour.

[Alien5]

so does a vindaloo in the morning

[Busyman™]

I been kicked in the balls plenty of times. Believe me. :pinch: The Pain doesn't last for 4 -5 days like a toothache.

You must have sissy balls.


-bd

You never explained what "over pretty quickly" meant.

If I had known "less than 4 days" then I wouldn't have made comment.

A stubbed toe pain is over pretty quickly but it hurts like a mofo for about 5 seconds.

[SpiderPig]

I'm a clinical intern, and I witnessed a Mastectomy (removal of female breasts) because of cancer and mild fibrosis.

The lady, who's only like 30, needs to stay in the hospital for 2 weeks..

That's what I call pain.

[Skweeky]

I wish you the best Skweeky (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/skweeky-1876).


Where on earth does that screen shot come from? :blink:


I don't know what Ares is and I certainly do no run Windows95.

I don't even have a buddy list :o


Edit: I went in my user CP and changed all that now... Windows 95... :fear:

[Hairbautt]

I wish you the best Skweeky (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/skweeky-1876).


Where on earth does that screen shot come from? :blink:


I don't know what Ares is and I certainly do no run Windows95.

I don't even have a buddy list :o


Edit: I went in my user CP and changed all that now... Windows 95... :fear:
You call that a screen shot? It's your profile.

:frusty: Default settings, n00b.

[bunny67]

hope you get better soon my ma had kidney stones and she was in agony

[DefX]

hope you get better soon my ma had kidney stones and she was in agony

Yeah i heard from my med proffs that kidney stone removal is the one of most painful procedures there is. ffs, it involves extracting the marble sized (if not more) stone through a passageway thats only meant for piss and other bodily fluids.

[Busyman™]

I had a trick left knee for awhile that would pop outta place and give excruciating pain. I hop over to the side, pop it back in then go back to playing basketball.

I never take pain pills. I didn't after I had my left knee surgered.

Go chew some glass ffs. You all are a buncha woosy bitches. :snooty: