Pssst! mulder...manker! In here

[Skweeky]

Let's have some cybersecks :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

oh hells yeah! :w00t: im already naked (as its casual firday) what are you guys wearing? :wub:

[Barbarossa]

"casual firday" :eyebrows:

lol, you getting excited :lol:

[Skweeky]

I'm naked too cuz I'm still in bed :o

[manker]

Only click if you're not prone to premature ejaculation.

I'm wearing my socks with FRIDAY written on them.

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell this thread is hawt! :o

[Skweeky]

You weren't invited Barbie :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I'll not stay long :dabs:

[manker]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/236/03082007aft9.jpg

I've got my brown cowboy shoes on as well. It just doesn't get any hawter than this :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

/me slips into her wizard hat and robes, points her wand at manker and magics him a pair of shiny black shoes to go with those hawt socks :wub:

[manker]

/me suddenly realises that his wand is pointing directly at Skweeky :blushing:

[Skweeky]

/me sprinkles some magic dust on mulder and turns him into a 3 inch gnome, complete with clit detector

[Barbarossa]

Wow mulder has almost doubled in size :w00t:

[Skiz]

I don't know who told you those were cowboy boots, but they lied. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wow mulder has almost doubled in size :w00t:
:lol:


hoi! :fist:

[manker]

I don't know who told you those were cowboy boots, but they lied. :dabs:I said they were cowboy shoes.

Anyhow, being from Texas doesn't make you any kind of authority on cowboy paraphernalia. Not when you've also got being an imbecile to contend with.

[Skweeky]

we' re digressing here.

[brotherdoobie]

I see you're feeling better Skweeks.


-bd :)

[manker]

we' re digressing here.
Yeah :dry:


===

Quick, post some pics of your hawt tits.

That goes to Skweeky or Mulder, I'm not bovvered.

[Mr. Mulder]

i wish i had socks with the days of the week on then :sadwalk: can you get them with the date and time on them? :o

[brotherdoobie]

Skweeks is hot and bothered...and you two are arguing about what constitutes
cowboy gear?



-bd

[Skweeky]

you could post a picture of your penis with the date and time written on it wih magic marker

[Skweeky]

http://www.vrag.ru/images/news_pic/big_boobs.jpg

[manker]

^
^
I'll get right on it.

[Mr. Mulder]

you could post a picture of your penis with the date and time written on it wih magic marker
that stuff takes ages to scrub off, you better set a couple of weeks aside :no:

[Barbarossa]

you could post a picture of your penis with the date and time written on it wih magic marker

"Friday the Third of August in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Seven, Sixteen Minutes Past Twelve, post meridian" :01:

Pics to follow :dry:

[Skweeky]

Spit works well in my experience.
Do you play online poker at all?

[Mr. Mulder]

Spit works well in my experience.
Do you play online poker at all?
poker, filler, hider as well as a few others, never online though' :unsure:

[manker]

Only click if you won't be offended by a pic of my knob with the time and date on it.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5593/knobzy6.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

tell me you don't have your belly button pierced.

[Barbarossa]

:glag: :glag: :glag: :glag:

That's insane.


P.S. pierced belly button? :blink:

[Skweeky]

u never told us u have a belly button piercing

[brotherdoobie]

^ :glag:


-bd

[manker]

:smilie4:

[Skweeky]

that's not magic marker though :(

[Barbarossa]

You've lost weight :unsure:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-show-your-pants-post1108569/postcount1

[manker]

that's not magic marker though :(
Wimmin :snooty:

[manker]

You've lost weight :unsure:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-show-your-pants-post1108569/postcount1
I'm also not as orange.

Double win.



Just a pity about the ghey piercing :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

You've lost weight :unsure:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-show-your-pants-post1108569/postcount1


...and what happened to the fab tan?



-bd

[Skweeky]

he died, remember? :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

he died, remember? :rolleyes:

Fair point.



-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5368/photo0026024gp6.jpg

Lets do this!!!!!!!1111!11!1

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/myfeetPictures_0129-copy.jpg



I'm with you, Mouldy.



-bd :lips:

[Alien5]

filth

[Mr. Mulder]

can this thread get any hawter? ...i don't think it can :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Oh I think it can :dry:

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3446/superbawawv6.jpg

[Alien5]

can this thread get any hawter? ...i don't think it can :unsure:



if you removed the photo of yourself it would :P

[Mr. Mulder]

:emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

super bawa >*

[brotherdoobie]

Oh I think it can :dry:

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3446/superbawawv6.jpg


:yup:



-bd

[manker]

I get the feeling that these hawt member pics have caused Skweeky's to wank herself into a coma.







I also get the feeling that she should have posted some pics of her hot tits for us to perv at :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

agreed to the max. :emo:

[manker]

Talking about perving - check your gmail for hawt pics of Chanelle.

[Mr. Mulder]

Talking about perving - check your gmail for hawt pics of Chanelle.
you Sir, are the mang.

[Mr. Mulder]

noice but how can we be sure those money pics are rly her? :eyebrows:

[manker]

You can see her face in one of them :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

oic i did not notice that :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

I get the feeling that these hawt member pics have caused Skweeky's to wank herself into a coma.







I also get the feeling that she should have posted some pics of her hot tits for us to perv at :emo:



It would be the proper thing to do.



-bd

[Skweeky]

I've no batteries for my cam. sorry

[Mr. Mulder]

a crude mspaint drawing will do :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

the cruder the better :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

you could post a picture of your penis with the date and time written on it wih magic marker
that stuff takes ages to scrub off, you better set a couple of weeks aside :no:

Semi-relevent bump. :smilie4:

I said semi, lol! :pinch:

P.S. I reckon manker posted a fake pic, don't you :unsure:

[C-mos]

can i join u ? :D:D:D lol

[Something Else]

Can I watch and is it in HD.

[Skweeky]

I'm out of this one
I'm a lot of things, but a necropheliac isn't one of them :snooty:

I hope mulder isn't sticking his cawk in dead manker again... 't might put me off

[Something Else]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1473/image6xw5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Bloody rush-hour :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1473/image6xw5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Bloody rush-hour :dabs:

That scene is not in the film:dabs:

[Something Else]

you haven't seen bloody rush hour then :snooty:

You were probably watching Burnley losing to the Arse at the time it was on.

[manker]

that stuff takes ages to scrub off, you better set a couple of weeks aside :no:

Semi-relevent bump. :smilie4:

I said semi, lol! :pinch:

P.S. I reckon manker posted a fake pic, don't you :unsure::snooty:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1584/18012008ro2.jpg

[Barbarossa]

:glag: :pinch:

[SAM]

why mulder scared from manker

[Something Else]

He's a known rapist. :dabs:

[SAM]

dam it . no one to trust these days :(

[callum]

You can trust manker to rape you, what's the problem?

[SAM]

the problem that i trusted mulder

[Mr. Mulder]

the problem that i trusted mulder
you let your guard down and now im going to have to break you in :no:

[SAM]

dam it , i know it .
you are worse than manker

[Snee]

u never told us u have a belly button piercing

He told me!!½!



:dabs:

[Snee]

And on a related note, that piercing looks pretty narsty.

[Skweeky]

I had one for a few years but decided to take it out when 12-year olds started to get them :lol:

[manker]

I had one for a few years but decided to take it out when I got fat :lol:Fixed.

[Snee]

I had one for a few years but decided to take it out when I got fat :lol:Fixed.

He's back in style.

[manker]

Alright, Snee. I said hello to your dad the other day.

So what's nasty about the piercing? It doesn't hurt or 'owt :unsure:

[Something Else]

It's rank man. A nasty business the whole piercing thing. :dabs:

[Snee]

Alright, Snee. I said hello to your dad the other day.

So what's nasty about the piercing? It doesn't hurt or 'owt :unsure:

Maybe it's just the lighting, I thought it looked a bit irritated :unsure:

[manker]

Nah, it's fine. I've never had any problem with it -- other than people believing me to have the gay aids due to its presence.

There are two things I notice from that pic, tho'. One is that the beer and chocolate diet I stuck rigidly to over xmas hasn't done me any favours and the other is that the mole I have there appears to be heart-shaped now. It wasn't like that in the other pic :dabs:

Maybe I do have aids.

[Skweeky]

I hope your next shite is a hedgehog :angry:

[manker]

I hope your next shite is a hedgehog :angry:Kisses :lips:

Nice tits, btw, Skweeks. Mulder very kindly linked me to the thread earlier.

I thought you said that you weren't allowed to post them tho'.

[Skweeky]

Well, I'm sure the hubbie wouldn't be too thrilled with me posting my tits on the internets.
But he's cybernetically impaired, so who cares? :lol:

They're a nice a pair and I like to show them off :D

[Snee]

Nah, it's fine. I've never had any problem with it -- other than people believing me to have the gay aids due to its presence.

There are two things I notice from that pic, tho'. One is that the beer and chocolate diet I stuck rigidly to over xmas hasn't done me any favours and the other is that the mole I have there appears to be heart-shaped now. It wasn't like that in the other pic :dabs:

Maybe I do have aids.

Scalding water will sort you out.

[Mr. Mulder]

Well, I'm sure the hubbie wouldn't be too thrilled with me posting my tits on the internets.
But he's cybernetically impaired, so who cares? :lol:

They're a nice a pair and I like to show them off :D
and we like to see them :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Your sig makes me feel a bit uncomfortable

[manker]

Well, I'm sure the hubbie wouldn't be too thrilled with me posting my tits on the internets.
But he's cybernetically impaired, so who cares? :lol:

They're a nice a pair and I like to show them off :D
Agreed to the max.

Maybe take your bewbs to exciting locations in Glasgow (oxymoron, but wtf) and take phoaties of them getting up to mischief. Like maybe outside Ibrox with a green and white hat covering one while the other is exposed - brazen in the sub-zero temperature.

Other pics could be taken in various rooms of your abode ... I'm not sure if there are any other places of note in Glasgow :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I'm going up North next week, I shall take some pictures of them out on the ski slopes

[manker]

It's possible to go north from Glasgow :blink:


Quality idea, but.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm going up North next week, I shall take some pictures of them out on the ski slopes
win. x10

[Mr. Mulder]

Your sig makes me feel a bit uncomfortable
no it doesn't. :noes:

[Skweeky]

agreed
't makes me feel like touching myself in that special place

[Mr. Mulder]

agreed
't makes me feel like touching myself in that special place
agreed
lets all touch skweeky's special place :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Behind the delivery gate at Lidl? :eyebrows:

[SAM]

as we all know that manker is a rapist and mulder is gay
why don't we arrange a date for them and they can get married
and maybe they can have babies
imagine that
mulder is pregnant with manker's baby :D

[callum]

as we all know that manker is a rapist and mulder is gay
why don't we arrange a date for them and they can get married
and maybe they can have babies
imagine that
mulder is pregnant with manker's baby :D

I know it's saturday night, but as the night goes on your posts seem to be based more on crack than reality.

[SAM]

not on crack :D
who are you to talk to me ?
usually , when i enter the lounge , no one is talking to me
so fuck off

[callum]

not on crack :D
who are you to talk to me ?
usually , when i enter the lounge , no one is talking to me
so fuck off

I'd guess you usually only enter the lounge when no one else is about. It allows you to go about posting drivel without having to deal with people that will instantly spot that you are an idiot of the highest order. I'll be going to bed soon, so feel free to keep making an arse of yourself.

[SAM]

so :D

[callum]

so :D

My work is done, that's your best post of the day, maybe ever.

[SAM]

i'm not trying to increase my post count :)
and i'm not trying to upset any one so i'm sorry . if i make you upset

[callum]

i'm not trying to increase my post count :)
and i'm not trying to upset any one so i'm sorry . if i make you upset

You haven't upset me, this is only the internet ffs.

[SAM]

ffs?

[Broken]

for fucks sake

[SAM]

thanks :)

[Skweeky]

:no:

There's no Lidl around here
Tesco will have to do

[manker]

:no:

There's no Lidl around here
Tesco will have to do
That won't be the first time someone's got up to mischief in tesco's rear.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:no:

There's no Lidl around here
Tesco will have to do
That won't be the first time someone's got up to mischief in tesco's rear.

WAHEY!