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Busyman™
08-04-2007, 04:19 PM
It proves why people are gullible.

The only thing cool about it is it's touch screen navigation.

It sucks as a phone. It's sucks for texting.

It's not that fast on the web.

For music, don't leave the iPod at home.

The battery is not user replaceable.

It's a piece of shit rolled in glitter.

tesco
08-04-2007, 04:25 PM
It proves why people are gullible.

The only thing cool about it is it's touch screen navigation.

It sucks as a phone. It's sucks for texting.

It's not that fast on the web.

For music, don't leave the iPod at home.

The battery is not user replaceable.

It's a piece of shit rolled in glitter.
it's got glitters too!:O

/buys an iphone

Hairbautt
08-04-2007, 04:38 PM
I like the idea of it (what it can do n'all) so maybe a better version of it will come out.

I just don't like carrying a phone, a video ipod, a PDA and a laptop around everywhere. It'd be nice to just have it all on one (small) device.

It'd be nice if it could unlock my car too.

tesco
08-04-2007, 04:39 PM
I like the idea of it (what it can do n'all) so maybe a better version of it will come out.

I just don't like carrying a phone, an ipod, a PDA and a laptop around everywhere. It'd be nice to just have it all on one (small) device.
There's other phones that do all that, only diff is that they aren't as eyecandy-y and they don't have touch screen.;)

mbucari1
08-04-2007, 05:31 PM
...It'd be nice if it could unlock my car too.
lol, I needs one too!

vidcc
08-04-2007, 05:49 PM
I iPhone Sucks!

I can't see that listed in the specs in the brochure, is it an optional extra for dateless geeks?

Busyman™
08-04-2007, 05:54 PM
I like the idea of it (what it can do n'all) so maybe a better version of it will come out.

I just don't like carrying a phone, a video ipod, a PDA and a laptop around everywhere. It'd be nice to just have it all on one (small) device.

It'd be nice if it could unlock my car too.

Agreed the idea is great. However, it's not new.

There 3 reasons why people jump on it.

1. The navigation for pictures and web.

2. It's from Apple.

3. It has a colorful screen.

It sucks as an iPod, phone, and the web is slow.

To top it off, it costs $600 and the price will never go down.

Apple will just release a newer version for the same price or more.

It was quite sickening to see people camped out for the thing especially when you could just order one.

brotherdoobie
08-04-2007, 05:55 PM
It proves why people are gullible.

The only thing cool about it is it's touch screen navigation.

It sucks as a phone. It's sucks for texting.

It's not that fast on the web.

For music, don't leave the iPod at home.

The battery is not user replaceable.

It's a piece of shit rolled in glitter.


Did you buy one?



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Busyman™
08-04-2007, 05:55 PM
It proves why people are gullible.

The only thing cool about it is it's touch screen navigation.

It sucks as a phone. It's sucks for texting.

It's not that fast on the web.

For music, don't leave the iPod at home.

The battery is not user replaceable.

It's a piece of shit rolled in glitter.


Did you buy one? I



-bd

FUCK NO!

brotherdoobie
08-04-2007, 05:56 PM
Have you used one?



-bd

Busyman™
08-04-2007, 05:57 PM
Have you used one?



-bd

Yes

Hairbautt
08-04-2007, 05:59 PM
This thread would be a bit meh if he didn't :dabs:

Busyman™
08-04-2007, 06:01 PM
This thread would be a bit meh if he didn't :dabs:

Good fucking point.

Well presented and shit.

brotherdoobie
08-04-2007, 06:07 PM
This thread would be a bit meh if he didn't :dabs:

Good fucking point.

Well presented and shit.


I figured you read a few reviews.



-bd

Hairbautt
08-04-2007, 07:23 PM
I figured you read a few reviews.



-bdThey did all seem to say just about the same thing.



Good fucking point.

Well presented and shit.:mellow:

evacide
08-04-2007, 07:37 PM
My friend recently bought one (he was switching to AT&T from Verizon) and he says it wasn't worth the money.
This is a pretty fun read:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
:)

Hairbautt
08-04-2007, 07:40 PM
:lol: Holy shit that really is the best page in the universe,

actually there's alotta garbage on it too

evacide
08-04-2007, 08:07 PM
:lol: Holy shit that really is the best page in the universe,

actually there's alotta garbage on it too
Ya, lots of funny reads on there though :D

Smith
08-04-2007, 08:27 PM
Only fools buy stuff like that when it first comes out. I'm waiting a few years and a few generations before I think about picking one up.

Busyman™
08-05-2007, 12:05 PM
Good fucking point.

Well presented and shit.


I figured you read a few reviews.



-bd

:ermm: Uhh...no. To hell with what other people say. I wanted to see what all the hoopla was about and now I found out that those people are a buncha sheep.

The difference is I wasn't gonna pay $500-$600 to find out what out what all the hoopla was about.

The phone part is so shitty that they may well not have included it.

As I said, the only thing cool is the internet and photo navigation. Then again for 600 bones you would figure the internet would be the lastest fast speed.

It sucks ass.

No wonder foreign countries would lose a lot if America ever went down. We buy any fucking thing.

kazaaman
08-06-2007, 03:22 AM
I figured you read a few reviews.



-bd

:ermm: Uhh...no. To hell with what other people say. I wanted to see what all the hoopla was about and now I found out that those people are a buncha sheep.

The difference is I wasn't gonna pay $500-$600 to find out what out what all the hoopla was about.

The phone part is so shitty that they may well not have included it.

As I said, the only thing cool is the internet and photo navigation. Then again for 600 bones you would figure the internet would be the lastest fast speed.

It sucks ass.

No wonder foreign countries would lose a lot if America ever went down. We buy any fucking thing.

Tru Dat. ;)

Barbarossa
08-06-2007, 09:54 AM
It begins with "i".

That means it's fan-fuckin-tastic.

Idiots :dry:

Cheese
08-06-2007, 04:28 PM
Introducing the iPoor . . . (http://ipoor.org/)

Hairbautt
08-06-2007, 04:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif

kennethcs
08-07-2007, 12:05 AM
i knew that when i read reviews about it

Rip The Jacker
08-07-2007, 08:19 AM
Maddox told me the iPhone sucks. So I didn't buy one. :)

No, seriously though, read his review on it, it's hilarious. :lol:

100%
08-07-2007, 10:32 PM
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-08/bizarro-iliver.jpg

Busyman™
08-07-2007, 11:24 PM
Maddox told me the iPhone sucks. So I didn't buy one. :)

No, seriously though, read his review on it, it's hilarious. :lol:

Yeah someone posted a link to it only a page ago.:mellow:

Rip The Jacker
08-10-2007, 12:06 AM
Maddox told me the iPhone sucks. So I didn't buy one. :)

No, seriously though, read his review on it, it's hilarious. :lol:

Yeah someone posted a link to it only a page ago.:mellow:
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! :dabs:

Something Else
09-02-2007, 02:52 AM
My friend recently bought one (he was switching to AT&T from Verizon) and he says it wasn't worth the money.
This is a pretty fun read:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
:)

That was actually great, thanks :lol:

Quote: It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:

# A clock
# A calculator
# An "Internet communications device"
# A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
# A pornographic media storage device
# A video player
# A word processor
# And an "iPod" (see below)

There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the douchebaggiest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE.

Hairbautt
09-02-2007, 02:59 AM
Yeah someone posted a link to it only a page ago.:mellow:
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! :dabs:
If you look anything like your avatar I'd sure like to. :naughty:

callum
09-02-2007, 03:03 AM
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! :dabs:
If you look anything like your avatar I'd sure like to. :naughty:

Quite often I see posts like that and it's usually obvious that the person is a guy, going by the username, but i've no idea about Jack, so you just go ahead harry.

kaffeine
09-02-2007, 03:35 AM
I don't own one but i've used it, and it's not a device that will help you in terms of productivity. It's a nice gadget with the nice features and all, but compare usability with a blackberry or a treo, and the iPhone really seems like an expensive useless fashion gadget.