Annoying, Yet Very Fun Tricks To Pull

[Wolfmight]

Here are some of mine:

1. Use scotch tape and put it over the mouseball area. (people will sometimes reinstall the mouse software and got nutts) (doesnt work for lasermice)

2. Pop the keys out of the keyboard... then scramble them up and put them back in the wrong way. (extremely annoying)

3. Pop out certain command keys (examples: Alt and F4 which close apps, or F11 which resizes IE window) now put some clay or putty under the key and pop it back in to were it stays down. ( this one can be permanent, so carefull)

4. Edit the Display properties to HUGE SIZES, soo huge that the user will not be able to see anything and it cant change them back. (I know this works in windows 2000, probably also in xp.. The only way to get them back is to remember how to use the keyboard to get to the Display properties... then getting the old settings back. (i actually had to do this and it works lol)

5. Random Sound Generator

In Windows 98

Create the .wav file and place it in the c:\ folder. For this example we'll use prager.wav.
Click Start > Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Scheduled Tasks.
Click Next > Browse.
Navigate to c:\windows and select mplayer.exe.
Click "Open."
Choose the frequency at which you want your file to play.
Click "Next."
Select the "Open advanced properties..." option and click "Finish."
Change the run line command to:

C:\WINDOWS\MPLAYER.EXE /play /close c:\prager.wav

Click "OK."

In Windows XP

Create the .wav file and place it in the c:\ folder. Download our sample file from above.
Click Start > All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Scheduled Tasks.
Click Next > Browse.
Navigate to the c:\windows\system32 and select mplay32.exe.
Click "Open."
Choose the frequency at which you want your file to play.
Click "Next."
Select the "Open advanced properties..." option and click "Finish."
Change the run line command to:

C:\WINDOWS\system32\MPLAY32.EXE /play /close c:\prager.wav

Click "OK."



Enjoyz :devil: :flame: :geek:
Hehe add some of your tricks of the trade now

[Acecool]

1. Use scotch tape and put it over the mouseball area. (people will sometimes reinstall the mouse software and got nutts) (doesnt work for lasermice)
- I might use this on my laser mouse, hair sometimes get in there, thanks.


2. Pop the keys out of the keyboard... then scramble them up and put them back in the wrong way. (extremely annoying)
- Wouldnt bother me at all, I dont look at the keyboard whilst typing :-)

4. Edit the Display properties to HUGE SIZES, soo huge that the user will not be able to see anything and it cant change them back. (I know this works in windows 2000, probably also in xp.. The only way to get them back is to remember how to use the keyboard to get to the Display properties... then getting the old settings back. (i actually had to do this and it works lol)
- Also wouldnt bother me :-)

5. Random Sound Generator
I dont have win98 or ME so its ok

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Acecool@27 June 2003 - 08:22
1. Use scotch tape and put it over the mouseball area. (people will sometimes reinstall the mouse software and got nutts) (doesnt work for lasermice)

wouldnt any normal person check the mouseball first and realise there is tape there?

[kylman5000]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@27 June 2003 - 09:37
1. Use scotch tape and put it over the mouseball area. (people will sometimes reinstall the mouse software and got nutts) (doesnt work for lasermice)
i beive they are called optical mice. he he, and yes it does work, although you cant use clear scotch tape.

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@26 June 2003 - 20:38


2. Pop the keys out of the keyboard... then scramble them up and put them back in the wrong way. (extremely annoying)


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DAMMIT ! :P

[Wolfmight]

I Hate You Tip (by Mr.Dark tiper):

Here's a Dark Tip that allows you to place a folder full of smut on a coworker's desktop every time he launches Windows. And it'll keep showing up no matter how many times he deletes it. (Warning: this will take a little bit of technical ability, and some alone time with the other person's PC. But it's worth it.)

Here's how you do it:

1. Create a folder called "wicked" on the C: drive. Fill that folder with whatever nasty pictures, video files, and assorted porn you choose.

2. Create a batch file named "evil.bat" (a batch file is text document containing DOS commands with a .bat extension) that contains the following:

For Windows 95/98:

cd C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\
md porn
cd porn
copy c:\wicked\*.*

Download a sample of this batch file (right-click to save)

For NT/2000/XP:

cd C:&#092;Documents and Settings&#092;<user>&#092;Desktop&#092;
md porn
cd porn
copy c:&#092;wicked&#092;*.*

Download a sample of this batch file (right-click to save)

NOTE: Change <user> to the appropriate user name for the computer. For examples, if the XP user name is Bill, the code would read: cd C:&#092;Documents and Settings&#092;Bill&#092;Desktop&#092;

3. The last part of this prank requires you to edit the autoexec.bat file and add the following line:

c:&#092;evil.bat

That&#39;s it&#33; The next time your victim starts their PC every file in the c:wicked folder will be copied into a desktop folder called "porn." If you have any questions, email Kevin at [email protected].


now dats gatta bother someone&#33;

[Wolfmight]

How to KILL a computer (it&#39;s quite simple):

You know the bios? Most people dont know that there&#39;s a little jumper cable (it&#39;s tiny) on the motherboard that you can swap.. Well if you take it off completely.. the computer wont even Turn On&#33; (thus being worthless for the time being)

1. Open the victoms computer case

2. Get a pair of Needle Nose plyers or something

3. Now look for a little Jumper that looks like this: (doesnt have to be the same color, and u will find them on BOTH Amd and Intel cpu supported Motherboards)
http://supcontent.gateway.com/support.gateway.com/s/motherbd/intel/2515762/251576220.jpg

4. You may see more than 1, just pull em all. (not worth wasteing time trying to figure out which one it is)

5. Now close the case.. next time your victom uses his/her computer.. the problem will become clear to them and they will start to research how to fix it. (you can waste tons of theyre time) They will probably end up takeing to a PC Repair Shop (thus making them waste they&#39;re money&#33;)

6.Note you can leave the power cable unpluged for added fun. (they will say.. Oh the stupid computer is&#39;nt pluged in.. then the problem still occurs and they&#39;re like :swear:)

ENJOY
-wolfmight :devil: :nuke:

[dddddjjjjjjcoool]

:lol: That last one does rock :blink: the jumper that does this is the jumper that clears the cmos ^_^ If you want to make it harder to recoginize the problem you can just leave the jumper so its set to clear the cmos (You just switch it over to the next spot), the computer wont boot up if you do switch it over, it may even be harmful but I have done it before and nothing has happenned.... trust me =-). I think it would be a bit harder for them to see it if you do it that way -_-. The plug Idea is very Nice though.

The best next thing is that if they do know about this jumper then just take the jumper =-)


Man I cant remember how its done but there is a way you can manage to make all apps open with Internet Explorer as defualt and it really sucks, I would try it but I want to be able to use my computer... maybe after I backup Ill do it =-).

[EsssBee]

this one is maybe taking it a step too far. But theres always one :lol:

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Get a floppy disk and take it apart carefully as it all needs to go back together afterwards.
use a hobby knife or similar to get the casing open.
(if you open the disk from the top and a little at each side you can usually remove the data disk while still kepping the spring in place at the bottom)

once you have the disk area out of the floppy get some red tip matches (saftey matches are no good)

cut the tips off the matches untill you have a decent amount. then grind them up to a sandy kind of texture.

apply glue to the disk area and sprinkle with the ground up match tips. making sure there is only a thin layer and not too much build up

allow to dry

reassemble the disk. using a little glue to reseal it.

replace the disk with one you know your victim will use.

the combination of heat and spinning action will ignite the disk in the drive and cause total panic and a certain amount of destruction to the machine.

Only to be used on ppl who have really £ucked you off.

[jubei_yagyu]

this one is maybe taking it a step too far. But theres always one&nbsp;

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Get a floppy disk and take it apart carefully as it all needs to go back together afterwards.
use a hobby knife or similar to get the casing open.
(if you open the disk from the top and a little at each side you can usually remove the data disk while still kepping the spring in place at the bottom)

once you have the disk area out of the floppy get some red tip matches (saftey matches are no good)

cut the tips off the matches untill you have a decent amount. then grind them up to a sandy kind of texture.

apply glue to the disk area and sprinkle with the ground up match tips. making sure there is only a thin layer and not too much build up

allow to dry

reassemble the disk. using a little glue to reseal it.

replace the disk with one you know your victim will use.

the combination of heat and spinning action will ignite the disk in the drive and cause total panic and a certain amount of destruction to the machine.

Only to be used on ppl who have really £ucked you off.




hmmm thats a good one...but how long would the disc need to be in?...not to many ppl use foppys anymore ether

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by jubei_yagyu@29 June 2003 - 06:55

this one is maybe taking it a step too far. But theres always one

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Get a floppy disk and take it apart carefully as it all needs to go back together afterwards.
use a hobby knife or similar to get the casing open.
(if you open the disk from the top and a little at each side you can usually remove the data disk while still kepping the spring in place at the bottom)

once you have the disk area out of the floppy get some red tip matches (saftey matches are no good)

cut the tips off the matches untill you have a decent amount. then grind them up to a sandy kind of texture.

apply glue to the disk area and sprinkle with the ground up match tips. making sure there is only a thin layer and not too much build up

allow to dry

reassemble the disk. using a little glue to reseal it.

replace the disk with one you know your victim will use.

the combination of heat and spinning action will ignite the disk in the drive and cause total panic and a certain amount of destruction to the machine.

Only to be used on ppl who have really £ucked you off.




hmmm thats a good one...but how long would the disc need to be in?...not to many ppl use foppys anymore ether
Tear off that stuff on the side of the matchbox that u rubb against to light it.. Then glue it to the inner sides of the disk faceing the grinded match tips.

[J'Pol]

The simplest fuck people about I know.

Go into word, open normal.dot (that&#39;s the blank sheet template that opens).

Set font colour to white.

Save as normal.dot.

When they next open a new document and start typing the screen will look blank. Most people assume the keyboard is goosed.

[Wolfmight]

The LAGGED STARTUP trick:

1. Highlight and copy everything on the victoms desktop.

2. Open the start menu, goto Programs>Startup and double click the text "Startup" itself. This will open the user&#39;s startup programs folder.

3. Paste everything u copied off the desktop into this folder.

4. You may also add anything else such as: Right click the folder..Goto New>Shortcut, then type in the address of any website (such as www.sex.com for example)

5. Make sure there&#39;s atleast 15-20+ program shortcuts in this "Startup" folder.(Use very 3D games for best result in lagg)


Now just "Turn Off" (dont restart&#33;) the victoms computer.
Next time they turn it on... there will be HUGE lag and they wont even be able to barely get the the Startup folder if they know about it lol.

[infamousalbo101]

hahahah i did that to my cusin once got any more prankz


good shyt WOLF


ohh yea and the exploding disk thing was from the ANArcist 2000 book avalible on kazaa and next time dont take credit if it not your own work

[Wolfmight]

:geek: Blues Screen of Death prank. :geek:

Ah yes.. the most annoying color in the NT industry.

Now there&#39;s a screen saver that pops up the "blue screen of death" and it looks completely real lol.

Next time your victom leaves the computer idle then return.. it&#39;ll make em go insaine.

for more info:
Here&#39;s the website for the peice of software (http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/freeware/bluescreensaver.shtml)

to go ahead and download:
Direct Download Link (http://www.sysinternals.com/files/bluescrn.zip)


credit goes to Kevin Rose