Choice

[manker]

Open the box?

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/42/dsc00062jz0.jpg

You can only open the box by clicking the spoiler tag.

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2912/dsc00063pp9.jpg

:no:

[Barbarossa]

Opened the box, and punched it in the cunt

[peat moss]

They don't just write it on the mirror anymore ?

[Cheese]

Took me all day to make that box. Next week I'm going to make leprosy gloves.

[Barbarossa]

Will the fingers fall off when you try to wear them?

[Cheese]

No. They give you leprosy.

[Barbarossa]

Oh. my bad.

[Skweeky]

Do you not have work to do instead of sitting about making Aids boxes?

[Cheese]

Do you not have work to do instead of sitting about making Aids boxes?

Not really, I'm not even sure why I'm employed full-time to be honest. Next week I'm going to design myself one of those mini-skirts out of post-it notes.

[Skweeky]

Have you chartered me a plane to Belgrade yet?

[Mr. Mulder]

Do you not have work to do instead of sitting about making Aids boxes?

Not really, I'm not even sure why I'm employed full-time to be honest. Next week I'm going to design myself one of those mini-skirts out of post-it notes.
:wub:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9798/rule36fr0.gif

>*

[Cheese]

Mine will have to go down to my knees else my wang will show.

[Barbarossa]

what, are you legs as short as mulder's or something :blink:

[Skweeky]

How do you know mulder's got short legs?

[Barbarossa]

Because he never needs to bend down

[Skweeky]

:pinch:

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

my legs are clearly long in that pic where im wearing wimins shoes :snooty:

[manker]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2912/dsc00063pp9.jpg
That's my wallpaper now, on my mobile. It confused my Mam to feckery when she used my phone last night.

She never finds internets stuffs funny :(

[SaveFerris]

I fucking love this thread, thank you.

[manker]

Just to let you know that SaveFerris PMed me to tell me that his sister actually has aids.

No punchline or anything. Just that statement :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

what have you done :no:

[manker]

She didn't catch it from me, if that's what you mean :o


Maybe she accidentally touched a homosexual or something.

[JPaul]

Maybe it's good aids tho'.

[manker]

Maybe it's good aids tho'.
SaveFerris didn't specify which aids his sister has - this leads me to believe that she's got the bad aids.

The aids you get from gays :(

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe his sister had unprotekted pre-marital relashuns with someone she rather fancied? Bad times :no:

[JPaul]

maybe his sister had unprotekted pre-marital relashuns with someone she rather fancied? Bad times :no:

Busy shagged Ferris' sisterwife :O

Were there towels.

[SaveFerris]

Stop saying bad things. :(

[CrabGirl]

Don't read the bad things then.

[JPaul]

He could put the lounge on ignore.

[manker]

Just had another PM from SaveFerris:
I'll never post here again , I'm so far from being an asshole . Fuck you too , thanks for all the support as it really surprised me .

Wtf? I was only saying that his sister was a dirty aids-monkey. It was nothing personal :(

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

[Cheese]

Due to my inability to use predictive text I spent Friday evening calling Crabgirl an "aides duck".

[manker]

Due to my inability to use predictive text I spent Friday evening calling Crabgirl an "aides duck".Were you trying to call her a 'cider fuck'.

Seems overly harsh :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

It was meant to be "cheers duck".

I got "in the pub aides duck" "Where are you aides duck" "cool aides duck" and more. The man is mental.

[manker]

Ahh right. But 'cheers' has got six letters and 'aides' has only five.

I think it's more likely he was trying to say 'cider fuck' or 'chefs dual' :smilie4: