For the older members of the board

[Skweeky]

How important is sex and stuff to you these days?

It's a serious question.

I would have posted it in the Drawing Room, but no one goes there and I'm also scared to venture out of the lounge in case I accidentally end up in the BT invite section

[manker]

Look. It was your choice to get married to a much older man.

You surely must have forsaw that this chasm in your respective libidos would soon cause problems :no:

[Skweeky]

o_O

I wasn't thinking of that


I genuinly want to know how important sex is as you get older ( like, a lot older, like Biggles and JP old)

[manker]

:schnauz:

[Cheese]

More important than my job, less important than football.

[MaaxHimself]

More important than school...
Okay maybe it's not.;)

[peat moss]

It gets more important as I get older , especially with someone I love . Needless to say I'm better at it now . I'm not afraid to ask my woman what see likes and dislikes as a woman changes in later life too .


We just started our holidays today and all we've done is make love in every room this morning , so ya old sex ain't so bad . Just remember to turn out the fucking lights before hand .

[Racket]

Just remember to turn out the fucking lights before hand .

:lol:

[Skweeky]

How old are u again peat moss?

[MediaSlayer]

it's about the same now as when i first joined.



like, a lot older, like Biggles and JP old

serious thread?

seriously funny.



It's a drive, just like anything else(the drive to eat, the drive for companionship). If your drive is mismatched a great deal with his, it could cause problems if the mismatch is great enough. One thing that sucks(no pun intended) is when you want to and your partner doesn't even want to "lay there" for a little while so you can get off. In other words, a lazy partner.

[peat moss]

How old are u again peat moss?


52 , wife is late 30 I'sh and we seem to get along just fine . We're both givers so it's very easy . As long as she dos 'nt call me daddy and hides the butt plugs .... what me worry . :lol:

We've been married for 13 years and I do notice the changes in her sex drive tho . She thinks she might be a lesbian , I said me too ! So proceeded to D/L all the seasons of The L Word for her and all the lesbo porn I can find . Life is good . :01:

[MediaSlayer]

i hope biggles and jp knoe i mean "laughing with" funny, not "laughing at" funny.

:P

[Skweeky]

Ah excellent peat! I've always thought a 10-15 year age gap is the healthy way to go about a relationship :D

Lesbian porn is so much better than normal porn as well :yes:
My hubbie has built quite the collection ever since I taught him how to use emule and btjunkie :lol:

[peat moss]

Ya but age should n't matter as I'v known some nutty young girls as well , "swap unddies" ? Girl are you mad ? I have to change in front of the whole crew . Dam if she did n't make me trade but thats the whole fun of it . :happy:

Young to me = 30 years old or more . :ph34r: Sorry just wanted to clarify that .

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[100%]

Having a kid totally screws up your sex life.

Old people should actually be better at sex than in their prime ab flexers noobs.
The only difference i guess is the noobs want to discover, whereas the experienced know how to do it and hit the spot, which in a way is peredictable and boringly efficient.

Outdoor sex is the best.

[Lilmiss]

Am I an older member? :unsure:

[peat moss]

Having a kid totally screws up your sex life.

Old people should actually be better at sex than in their prime ab flexers noobs.
The only difference i guess is the noobs want to discover, whereas the experienced know how to do it and hit the spot, which in a way is peredictable and boringly efficient.

Outdoor sex is the best.

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! :happy: Ok make that two minutes ? :ph34r:

[peat moss]

Am I an older member? :unsure:

Hell no ! :)

[mbucari1]

Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy
:lol:

[zapjb]

Sex is too damn inportant to me. I've broken up with gf's that only go 3x week. Little younger than peat here. And peat go for the ffm, you lucky bastard.

[Busyman™]

How old are u again peat moss?


52 , wife is late 30 I'sh and we seem to get along just fine . We're both givers so it's very easy . As long as she dos 'nt call me daddy and hides the butt plugs .... what me worry . :lol:

We've been married for 13 years and I do notice the changes in her sex drive tho . She thinks she might be a lesbian , I said me too ! So proceeded to D/L all the seasons of The L Word for her and all the lesbo porn I can find . Life is good . :01:

Shut the hell up, bastert! :jealous:

[Busyman™]

Ah excellent peat! I've always thought a 10-15 year age gap is the healthy way to go about a relationship :D

Lesbian porn is so much better than normal porn as well :yes:
My hubbie has built quite the collection ever since I taught him how to use emule and btjunkie :lol:

Lez porn is boring mostly loike. You always skip it in a regular porn movie.

Oddly enough in real loife, lez porn is quite noice and guy/girl porn is no good.

I don't wanna watch some fella smash a female in real loife but I'd love to see 2 wiminz gettin' it on.:naughty:

[Busyman™]

How important is sex and stuff to you these days?

It's a serious question.

I would have posted it in the Drawing Room, but no one goes there and I'm also scared to venture out of the lounge in case I accidentally end up in the BT invite section
People go to the Drawing Room whe it has a decent topic.

Sex is very important nowadays. When you are with a person you love you can let all your sadism come out.:devil:

[Biggles]

Sex?? :unsure:

That is a Balance Sheet isn't it?

OK - I admit to liking kinky sex and take sneaky peakies at Profit and Loss accounts.

[Skweeky]

So I'll put you down for a 'not important at all' then, oldie?

[Biggles]

So I'll put you down for a 'not important at all' then, oldie?

:dry:

Does romantic self love count?

[Skweeky]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business? :lol:

[peat moss]

I just wished I did n't spill the beans on so much of the old . :ermm: Oh well thats life . :)

[tesco]

Having a kid totally screws up your sex life.

Old people should actually be better at sex than in their prime ab flexers noobs.
The only difference i guess is the noobs want to discover, whereas the experienced know how to do it and hit the spot, which in a way is peredictable and boringly efficient.

Outdoor sex is the best.

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! :happy: Ok make that two minutes ? :ph34r:
:lol::lol:

[peat moss]

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! :happy: Ok make that two minutes ? :ph34r:
:lol::lol:

Be nice youbee ! :happy:

[peat moss]

Advice ? If a young fellow find a nice old MILF , if a Old fart find a younger MILF . Women reach their sexual peak so much later in life and yikes what fun it is . 30 -50 and beyond is my yummy age . :ph34r: Hell they usually have lot more money too not that should matter tho . :D

[JPaul]

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! :happy: Ok make that two minutes ? :ph34r:

I find that post highly disturbing.

I mean ffs you should at least have gone to a different room, the wean must have been terrified.

[Biggles]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business? :lol:

:ermm: So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

[JPaul]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business? :lol:

:ermm: So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

Your onanism involves a mirror. :sick:

I suppose it could be a minor, which would be a lot worse.

[Biggles]

:ermm: So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

Your onanism involves a mirror. :sick:

I suppose it could be a minor, which would be a lot worse.

True.....

though technically another person would intrude on the self loving bit. Two's a crowd and all that.

[JPaul]

So tell me, what with you being a purist and so forth (with regard to the menage a une) if a bit of hawt tottie sneaked into your boudoir and started spanking your monkey would you be all like "No, that's not right, stop your bunkum forthwith, masturbation must not be tampered with. We do have standards".

Oh and certify Skweeky's copy wedding certificate for her. You qualify at least twice. Probly more.

[Biggles]

Has she not certified her marriage certificate? - that's a hanging offence isn't it?

Obviously hot tottie would trump self loving but there would have to be a formal closing of the self loving account and an opening of a hot tottie account (this can be rushed through in about 30 seconds given a clear run and a fair wind)

[JPaul]

She needs a copy certified, not the original.

That was certified by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas, at a Chapel of GEP.

[Skweeky]

Good point Les

you're a professional and all that. Gonnae certifiy my wedding certificate copy and I'll send you a free New Pig mug :lol:

[pazsh]

More important than my job, less important than football.
why not both together........:yup::yup::yup:.

try it.............

[MCHeshPants420]

Are you suggesting I get a job as a footballer?