I Think I Might Be Pregnant!

[fugley]

I missed my last period (to be honest ive missed about 23 years worth!) and I've been feelin moody. I've bought one of those kits from Boots Chemists, and me is gonna test me piss in the mornin!

I feel so stupid I had no Idea you could get in the pudding club thru chokin yer chicken - still you live and learn!

If I am up the duff will I be entitled to a council flat? :blink:

[Proper Bo]

Only if you don't know the father. Are you scouse by any chance? :lol:

[fugley]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@28 June 2003 - 22:39
Only if you don't know the father. Are you scouse by any chance? :lol:
Nope me is left handed! :blink:

[Proper Bo]

:huh: wtf? Im left handed too.

[Buffalo]

Hey Fugs! It might have been billy :lol: :lol: or it could have been the pig dude :lol: :lol:

You're a weird guy!! :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

Only if you don't know the father. Are you scouse by any chance?


Fuck man u crack me up every time

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[J'Pol]

LOL.

Where do you think them up. Like I said before, please don't get the help you obviously need.

Another Top Man of the Day Award.

[fugley]

oooooooooooooooo I think it just moved................parp! Sorry false alarm!

[MetroStars]

maybe it was aliens that got u pregnant and wiped your mind 2 make u think u got pregnant by jacking off..

just a crazy thought...

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[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,28 June 2003 - 23:39
Only if you don't know the father. Are you scouse by any chance? :lol:

<_<
Remember Bo - It takes 40 muscles to smile, 33 to frown and only 8 to grab you and throw you head first through the nearest thick wall I can find :swear:

[Proper Bo]

Aright, Aright&#33; Calm down, calm down&#33; :P

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@28 June 2003 - 23:49
Aright, Aright&#33; Calm down, calm down&#33; :P
<Proper Bo somersaults back first into the nearest prison wall...due to Illuminati chucking him that way>

I was wrong - I only needed 6 :angry:

[MetroStars]

Aright, Aright&#33; Calm down, calm down&#33;


better wtach your back Bo --- This guy might b from Brookside


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[Lilmiss]

oh fugs, im so proud&#33;

is it a werewolf or a pig? :D

[Proper Bo]

Ey&#33; Ey&#33; Ey&#33; Gimmie my wallet back&#33;

[fugley]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@28 June 2003 - 22:49
Aright, Aright&#33; Calm down, calm down&#33; :P
Please stop your squabbling&#33; I can&#39;t handle it in my delicate condition&#33; oooooo me back&#39;s aching&#33;

[MetroStars]

Poor Fugley another young mum... How will he cope


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[Proper Bo]

Benefits&#33;

[MetroStars]

Benefits&#33;


in the US he would get food tokens -- u get those in the UK


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[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@28 June 2003 - 22:54
oh fugs, im so proud&#33;

is it a werewolf or a pig? :D
LiL - Probably a Weirdpig like his parents who is me and Mrs palm.

Bo - would you like to be a monkey&#39;s uncle?

[Proper Bo]

Well I&#39;ll be a monkey&#39;s uncle&#33;

[MetroStars]

is there any thing wrong in being a monkeys ncle

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[Lilmiss]

brilliant fugs. :D

can i be the evil god mother? :devil:

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@28 June 2003 - 23:01
brilliant fugs. :D

can i be the evil god mother? :devil:
Twill cost a peak at the belly&#33; :P

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@28 June 2003 - 23:54
Ey&#33; Ey&#33; Ey&#33; Gimmie my wallet back&#33;
I&#39;ll give you something all right :angry:

<Illuminati goes through the hole in the wall to where Bo&#39;s standing and keeps punching him until his nose spouts blood>

I don&#39;t mind so much stuff said about scousers - Your first comment went too far, went even further with being a laughing stock for Metro & JPaul. Should I start spouting s**t about Geordies now??

Sorry about going off-topic fugley, but sometimes there&#39;s a limit to taking the piss out of something.

[Proper Bo]

HAHAHA&#33;&#33;&#33; Getting upset over some internet tom-foolery? That&#39;s sad, very sad.

[MetroStars]

Illuminati take it easy man ... u get that angry while wtaching Harry Enfield.. i bet u don&#39;t (a friend is here with me told me 2 put Harry Enfield hope that means sumthing 2 u guys)

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[fugley]

:blink: I have created a monster&#33; :blink:

[MetroStars]

what kind of monster an ugly bastard baby or heat on the boards or both

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[Lilmiss]

Twill cost a peak at the belly&#33; :P [/QUOTE]
hehehe.
/me does belly dance. now can i be god mum?


im a geordie too. well, im a half breed. :D

[fugley]

Originally posted by MetroStars@28 June 2003 - 23:12
what kind of monster an ugly bastard baby or heat on the boards or both

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;)

[fugley]

Go out and fetch me a Brussle Sprout Vindaloo at once&#33;

[Illuminati]

Like I said - There&#39;s having light-hearted fun, then there&#39;s pushing it. Nicking wallets & cars, shell suits, etc are light-hearted - Most are from Harry Enfield (BTW I did used to watch it - Haven&#39;t seen it in a while though) and are half-BS most of the time. The single-parent thing was too far - Even for me, and I generally accept any Scouse-related jokes well :angry:

I don&#39;t mind a good joke, but if something&#39;s going too far I will say so. Here&#39;s where it went too far.

Again - Sorry fugley for hijacking the topic, but I wasn&#39;t having the same kind of crap in the near future

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 00:14

im a geordie too. well, im a half breed. :D
:lol: I don&#39;t think that counts&#33; :P

[fugley]

As far as I&#39;m concerned your all Scottish&#33;

[Illuminati]

Well now that I&#39;ve calmed down...:)


Go out and fetch me a Brussle Sprout Vindaloo at once&#33;
That to create another monster? ;)



im a geordie too. well, im a half breed&#33;
I don&#39;t think that counts

I thought it half counts ;)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+28 June 2003 - 23:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 28 June 2003 - 23:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 00:14

im a geordie too. well, im a half breed.&nbsp; :D
:lol: I don&#39;t think that counts&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
why not? am i not good enough now?

hmph.... :D

[fugley]

Originally posted by Illuminati@28 June 2003 - 23:31
Well now that I&#39;ve calmed down...:)


Go out and fetch me a Brussle Sprout Vindaloo at once&#33;
That to create another monster? ;)



im a geordie too. well, im a half breed&#33;
I don&#39;t think that counts

I thought it half counts ;)
I will give birth to a steaming pile&#33;

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by fugley@28 June 2003 - 23:32

I will give birth to a steaming pile&#33;
Like I said before "Fugs&#33; You a weird dude , dude" :D

Jonno B)

[neil1967]

it&#39;s only a joke illuminati. like you said you could say it about geordies too, just too bad we were picked on, still i could nick a car pick you up and we&#39;d be in newcastle for dawn, don&#39;t forget to wear nothing but a string vest, it might be cold.
also i seem to remember sid the sexist being a virgin if i&#39;m not mistaken. ;)

[Spindulik]

Looks like a topic for Maurey Povich...

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Spindulik@29 June 2003 - 00:39
Looks like a topic for Maurey Povich...
Who?? :huh:

As for fugs - Just keep that thing away from the government; That would definitely be classed as a Weapon of Mass Destruction :D

[RGX]

so what happened, argh the suspence

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by RGX@29 June 2003 - 13:05
so what happened, argh the suspence
He&#39;s not around - methinks it was just a turtle head.

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by lilmiss+28 June 2003 - 23:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 28 June 2003 - 23:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,28 June 2003 - 23:27
<!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 00:14

im a geordie too. well, im a half breed. :D
:lol: I don&#39;t think that counts&#33; :P
why not? am i not good enough now?

hmph.... :D [/b][/quote]
Depends what the other half is.

I mean, it could be a Mackum....

:lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:D
nah, the other half are scot......atchoo. ;)
just cant bring myself to say it&#33; :P

(only joking wee mouse and zero cool, you are both lovely, but my family are complete nuts. :blink: )

[Rat Faced]

If you have to be a halfbreed, then you couldnt do better ;)

At least they&#39;re not from the south *shudders*....you know, somewhere like Liverpool or something? :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

/me kicks rat faced in the shins.
now, now. dont forget you&#39;re a mod&#33; ;)


(me sniggers to self. i kicked a mod. hehehe.) :D

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@29 June 2003 - 16:19
If you have to be a halfbreed, then you couldnt do better ;)

At least they&#39;re not from the south *shudders*....you know, somewhere like Liverpool or something? :rolleyes:
Since when has Liverpool been in the south? :huh: Methinks you should go back to learning geography :P

But I agree, somewhere from down south like London...*shudders himself*

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Illuminati+29 June 2003 - 15:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 29 June 2003 - 15:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@29 June 2003 - 16:19
If you have to be a halfbreed, then you couldnt do better ;)

At least they&#39;re not from the south *shudders*....you know, somewhere like Liverpool or something?&nbsp; :rolleyes:
Since when has Liverpool been in the south? :huh: Methinks you should go back to learning geography :P

But I agree, somewhere from down south like London...*shudders himself* [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

/me reals Illuminati in.....

[Proper Bo]

/me would like to see Illuminati start with the geordie remarks no RF&#39;s here and half of lilmiss (the good half) :P

[MetroStars]

/me would like to see Illuminati start with the geordie remarks no RF&#39;s here and half of lilmiss (the good half)

LOL

[Lilmiss]

ive got a good half?&#33;?

hoorah&#33; :D

[Proper Bo]

Tis the black and white half :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

geez there&#39;s a hell of a lot of english people here......


and i thought u were all twats &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[Proper Bo]

HAHAHAH&#33; I still do&#33; :lol:
:P

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@29 June 2003 - 18:45
HAHAHAH&#33; I still do&#33; :lol:
:P
but arnt you english?&#33;

[Proper Bo]

Yeah

[Lilmiss]

:o

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@29 June 2003 - 18:50
yeah
oh ok then.

I meant that i used to think that all english were twats&#33; well ok not all but a lot &#33;&#33;

But you arnt bo....

the broon heads seem ok to me....

u arnt all bad &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and the rest of them are ok as well &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Proper Bo]

ooook. Didn&#39;t really understnd a word of that but hey, im sure it was good&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 18:51
:o
:( hey im not hating on english peeps &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeee :( :( :(

You guys have made me change my foolish mind &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

ill just be honest - a lot of english people the few times i have been in london have been quite rude - so its only london &#33;&#33;&#33;
sorry for generalising &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
am i forgiven?

:(

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@29 June 2003 - 18:54
ooook. Didn&#39;t really understnd a word of that but hey, im sure it was good&#33;
so now your slagging off my accent huh &#33;??? :P :P

just u go and get drunk then&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Proper Bo]

too late&#33; :lol:

[Lilmiss]

ok, youre forgiven, cbb, me ole fruit. :D (im no-where near london really.)

righto, he is putting his hand in his pockets and getting me a film out. so cheerio again. speak to you soon-ish. ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 19:03
ok, youre forgiven, cbb, me ole fruit. :D (im no-where near london really.)

righto, he is putting his hand in his pockets and getting me a film out. so cheerio again. speak to you soon-ish. ;)
phew &#33; :D :D

when da pixie says its ok, den its ok....

@bo - pmsl........why does that not surprise me? just downloading series 2 of tha bo btw - muthaf*cka.

drunk on your own piss again are we bo?

[Proper Bo]

i should try that next time im skint. Not too soon though, I just ate sugar puffs, that&#39;ll make ma piss too smelly :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@29 June 2003 - 19:08
i should try that next time im skint. Not too soon though, I just ate sugar puffs, that&#39;ll make ma piss too smelly :lol:
:lol: :lol:

give it a go and let me know how it turned out, ok &#33;?

i know you&#39;re one for the golden showers according to that dude Jeffrey, so im sure it wont be too unpleasant for ya, good luck again &#33;&#33;

;)

[Proper Bo]

Why does ya piss smell like sugar puffs after eatin them tho? :huh:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@29 June 2003 - 19:14
Why does ya piss smell like sugar puffs after eatin them tho? :huh:
I have no idea whatsoever - im not one for smellin me own piss bo - or drinkin it.

or bathing in it.

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by Proper Bo
/me would like to see Illuminati start with the geordie remarks no RF&#39;s here and half of lilmiss (the good half) :P

ROFL - Come on&#33;&#33; You&#39;re talking to Illuminati here - Do you really think, with my name, I&#39;d just bite you because you said so?? Don&#39;t worry, the Massacre of the Geordies is happening in the future... :devil:

As for the Sugar Puffs piss, yeah I&#39;ve noticed that myself - You don&#39;t have to bend down and smell it; the smell goes around the bathroom like steam.

Actually, now that I&#39;ve said that - :x