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Skweeky
08-10-2007, 12:39 PM
I can't find anything about this on the internet, but I seem to remember you can get a certified copy of a marriage certificate by making a copy of it, taking it to a bank or post office together with the original and having it stamped.

Does anyone know more about this? I don't want to pay 20 quid for a bloody copy :angry:
Mr. Mulder
08-10-2007, 12:41 PM
no idea sorry, looks like you'll have to get a divorce :(
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 12:42 PM
Will you marry me then? :w00t:
manker
08-10-2007, 12:55 PM
Give the post office a ring and ask them.

01236 738359


Maybe then the divorce won't be necessary. Well, provided the auld duffer is able to keep up with your incessant sexual demands :(
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 01:01 PM
o_O

How do you know the number of my local post office?

Are you the strange guy who lives accross the street from me?
StevenVD
08-10-2007, 01:08 PM
Lol, just divorce :P
manker
08-10-2007, 01:17 PM
o_O

How do you know the number of my local post office?

Are you the strange guy who lives accross the street from me?
:sly:
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 01:31 PM
I bet you're gutted now that I got a blind for the kitchen
manker
08-10-2007, 01:43 PM
Nahh, I more or less stopped looking way before that.


You've really let yourself go since the wedding :no:
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 02:00 PM
:o


:angry:


you're looking at the wrong person. I've lost weight since I got married :snooty:

Can't believe how rude you're being... Saying things like that.

Do you have a death wish?

What does the Crabster think about this appalling behaviour?
Mr. Mulder
08-10-2007, 02:37 PM
Will you marry me then? :w00t:
marriage :sick:

don't get me wrong i'd do you and everything but marriage!? :o
manker
08-10-2007, 02:39 PM
What does the Crabster think about this appalling behaviour?She's all for it, like.

:unsure:




As to the rest - I stand by my observations :snooty:
manker
08-10-2007, 02:42 PM
Will you marry me then? :w00t:
marriage :sick:

don't get me wrong i'd do you and everything but marriage!? :o
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Mr. Mulder
08-10-2007, 02:50 PM
'oh they'll be some getting of ring alrite :smilie4:
manker
08-10-2007, 02:55 PM
'oh they'll be some getting of ring alrite :smilie4::ermm: :huh:
Cheese
08-10-2007, 03:10 PM
What does the Crabster think about this appalling behaviour?She's all for it, like.

:unsure:



:unsure: x 2
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 03:12 PM
I think I shall send her an e-mail and ask her myself.

Have you got that plane chartered yet?


@ mulder : plug or dildo?
Mr. Mulder
08-10-2007, 03:13 PM
which ever, i have both :naughty:
Cheese
08-10-2007, 03:13 PM
You've really let yourself go since the wedding :no:

Lolz, I remember you teasing my sister with that line. She's been on the Atkin's diet since and lost a load of weight . . . she should thank you really.
Cheese
08-10-2007, 03:14 PM
I think I shall send her an e-mail and ask her myself.

Have you got that plane chartered yet?


@ mulder : plug or dildo?

Read the Scottish edition of The Sun tomorrow (and then send me a copy), you won't want to fly with any flights I can charter you.
Barbarossa
08-10-2007, 03:16 PM
You've really let yourself go since the wedding :no:

Lolz, I remember you teasing my sister with that line. She's been on the Atkin's diet since and lost a load of weight . . . she should thank you really.

The Atkin's diet gives you major flatulence and bad breath.

True story. Ask Bo. :yes:
manker
08-10-2007, 03:29 PM
You've really let yourself go since the wedding :no:

Lolz, I remember you teasing my sister with that line. She's been on the Atkin's diet since and lost a load of weight . . . she should thank you really.
Haha, she should!

I use that line with every newly married woman I happen across.

Their reaction is never boring :smilie4:
manker
08-10-2007, 03:30 PM
She's all for it, like.

:unsure:



:unsure: x 2Does she think I'm you :unsure:



Edit: Skweeky, I mean. Not your missus - that'd be mental if CG thought I was you.
Cheese
08-10-2007, 03:35 PM
:unsure: x 2Does she think I'm you :unsure:



Edit: Skweeky, I mean. Not your missus - that'd be mental if CG thought I was you.

She does sometimes make me wear a pink shirt and speak with a Welsh accent. :ermm:

Edit: She being Skweeky not Crabgirl, obviously.
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 03:56 PM
:yes:

It turns me on

Do it again :wub:
Snee
08-10-2007, 06:42 PM
Dunno about Scotland, but here we can get certified copies at the local library, lyke.
CrabGirl
08-10-2007, 06:58 PM
Does she think I'm you :unsure:



Edit: Skweeky, I mean. Not your missus - that'd be mental if CG thought I was you.

She does sometimes make me wear a pink shirt and speak with a Welsh accent. :ermm:

Edit: She being Skweeky not Crabgirl, obviously.


Manker and Cheese are one and the same person - :shifty:in my fertile imagination at least.
Skweeky
08-10-2007, 07:17 PM
It's the same with me :wub:

An English Welshmen who charters accounts :drool:
Jagarga
08-10-2007, 11:44 PM
cheese, i'll send you a copy if you send me an address to send said copy to.
MCHeshPants420
08-11-2007, 12:17 AM
cheese, i'll send you a copy if you send me an address to send said copy to.

Cheers dude.
JPaul
08-11-2007, 04:45 PM
You got married in a Church of GEP in Las Vegas. What the fuck use would a certified copy of the certificate be.
JPaul
08-11-2007, 04:54 PM
Seriously but, there's loads of people who can certify it for you. Including but not limited to

A Lawyer (or Notary Public)
An Accountant (with a recognised qualification)
Serving Policeman or Customs Officer
Senior Civil Servant

They need to write that they have seen the original documentation and that this copy is an accurate and complete copy.

They need to sign and date it.

Put their name, address and position in block capitals.

If they have an official stamp they should add that too.