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DazedAndConfused
06-29-2003, 11:37 AM
i hope this is the right place to ask not really sure

i have a problem. there are hairs growing out of my nipples. thick and black they are. to begin with i would just shave them right off. but now they grow back so quickly. i tried plucking them out but it was really really sore. :blink:

i don't have a girlfriend but cannot even take off my top because of my nipples being stubbly. i wouldnt mind if i had a hairy chest. but it is just my nipples that are hairy.

i wondered. do any of you have the same problems. if so. do you use wax or cream. or i read somewhere that if you electrocute yourself it can make unwanted hairs go away.

i hope someone can help. please do not laugh. i don't know what to do.

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 11:44 AM
Man u r worrying about nothing....

just wax em out or let them grow like what most men do...


http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Mathis%20Avatar%20--%201.jpg

jubei_yagyu
06-29-2003, 11:46 AM
try using Sulfuric Acid to get rid of it

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 11:44
Man u r worrying about nothing....

just wax em out or let them grow like what most men do...


http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Mathis%20Avatar%20--%201.jpg
yep metro's right man u worrying for nuttin - I dont have a hairy chest (hooray! all u hairy freaks !!!) - just a wee bit at the bottom - and I have some hairs around me nipples. If your worrying about girls not likin it, dont be silly man !! They (well mine) likes it!! :D :lol:

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 11:49 AM
c i knew Billy would agree..

me i shave my nipple hair...

Billy does your girl lick your nipples by any chance...

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Mathis%20Avatar%20--%201.jpg

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 11:49
c i knew Billy would agree..

me i shave my nipple hair...

Billy does your girl lick your nipples by any chance...


you shave em off ?!! silly boy !!!!!

hmmm.....well she'll lick anything I ask her to metro, thought u knew that...... ;) :D :D :D

Proper Bo
06-29-2003, 11:54 AM
:huh: I think i started reading this in the wrong place..

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 11:57 AM
well she'll lick anything I ask her to metro, thought u knew that


I never knew that sorry Billy

Riddler
06-29-2003, 11:58 AM
@dazedandconfused: Just to clarify......you are male, correct? Cuz it's all good. The only person who has a problem with it is you. Your future girlfriends will at most find it " cute ", or most likely won't even take notice. B)

If you are female......well that drives me wild ! I simply MUST get your phone number ! ;)

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:01 PM
I have hairy nipples, yet not a hairy chest, just shave them in the shower, or you can use that cream stuff that just takes off hair, find a girl who owns it then go out with her lol

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 11:57


well she'll lick anything I ask her to metro, thought u knew that


I never knew that sorry Billy
Oh Metro dont worry......you know i could forgive you for ANYTHING........ i mean after that night i just...........oh well, as usual thats enough.....


@Riddler - PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 12:05 PM
Oh Metro dont worry......you know i could forgive you for ANYTHING........ i mean after that night i just...........oh well, as usual thats enough.....


that's why i luv ya Billy oh and i now luv your hairy nipples..

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 05:01



@Riddler - PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
I take it you think I'm kidding, Bill ?














:lol:

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 12:05


Oh Metro dont worry......you know i could forgive you for ANYTHING........ i mean after that night i just...........oh well, as usual thats enough.....


that's why i luv ya Billy oh and i now luv your hairy nipples..
well metro we know the score.......just dont tell jonno or fugs...... :huh:

And i keep thinking you look like Mathis - like everyones avatar........

But i know you are WAY more sexy than him.....And mathis could never satisfy me either....... :(

@RGX - how do u shave em without the shaver like cuttin your nipples to f*ck with the blade !???!

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 12:11 PM
A Billy u just made me shudder thinking of cutting my nipple with a razor blade oh that would be the worst pain ever....

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/Mathis%20Avatar%20--%201.jpg

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 12:11
A Billy u just made me shudder thinking of cutting my nipple with a razor blade oh that would be the worst pain ever....
I know thats why im wondering how he did it !!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that would be SO sore !!!!!!!!!

I would NOT risk it at all !!

Hey its sexy anyway.......dont shave it off :D

All you need is a girl round here to tell u so......where's a pixie when u need one, eh??!.........

Lilmiss
06-29-2003, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@29 June 2003 - 11:58


If you are female......well that drives me wild ! I simply MUST get your phone number ! ;)
:D brilliant! :P

liquidacid
06-29-2003, 12:17 PM
yep metro's right man u worrying for nuttin - I dont have a hairy chest (hooray! all u hairy freaks !!!) - just a wee bit at the bottom - and I have some hairs around me nipples. If your worrying about girls not likin it, dont be silly man !! They (well mine) likes it!! 


Pure genius..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:17 PM
lol, just go round the edges, and either use a womans venus thing or those mach 3 ones with the guard bars, lol

or that veet stuff, itches like fuck but it works

nah, hairy nipples look good on broad sholdered people. im skinny but toned, so hairy nipples look crap

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+29 June 2003 - 12:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 29 June 2003 - 12:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@29 June 2003 - 11:58


If you are female......well that drives me wild &#33; I simply MUST get your phone number &#33;&nbsp; ;)
:D brilliant&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
lol &#33;&#33;
:lol:
i mention a pixie and 1 minute later one arrives &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


thats too freaky &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

thanks RGX &#33;&#33; hmmmm that&#39;ll explain it, me a tall lanky c*nt, toned.......hmmmmm well ill leave that one.
you&#39;re into your ladies shaving utilities, huh &#33;&#33;??

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:21 PM
lol, yeah sadly theres no hair remover for men, still havnt go the balls to go and buy it, jus steal it off girlfriends and other women friendswho are stupid enough to let me shower in their bathroom lol

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 12:23 PM
I have a thing for lilmiss is that a good thing or a bad thing

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:24 PM
its a good thing

DazedAndConfused
06-29-2003, 12:26 PM
thanks everyone for advice.

i&#39;ve tried shaving them off. problem is that they grow back so quickly. and every time i shave them off. they come back thicker and quicker than ever. also. i get spots around my nipples. now if i shave these pesky hairs off. the next day i have stubbly nipples.

i am thinking of trying sulfuric acid as someone suggested. my daddy has some in the garage i think.

wish me luck.

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by RGX@29 June 2003 - 05:24
its a good thing
Have you met his thing ? :huh:


;)

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 June 2003 - 05:26


i am thinking of trying sulfuric acid as someone suggested. my daddy has some in the garage i think.

wish me luck.
WAAAAAAAIIIT &#33;&#33; :P

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:28 PM
one dark and fateful night, down an alleyway in brixton......

:D

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by RGX@29 June 2003 - 05:28
one dark and fateful night, down an alleyway in brixton......

:D
Hey &#33; This could be good......"10 word story-let&#39;s see how it turns out &#33;" :P

Lilmiss
06-29-2003, 12:35 PM
awww....i love you all&#33;

/me sends out pixie dust to everyone. :sorcerer:

riddler, put that thing away, its not a holiday camp you know&#33; ;)

d+c, hairy nipples are not that bad. ;) when you get a hairy back - worry&#33;

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:38 PM
lol

"Metrostars came running towards me with a sort of stick"

"or so I thought, as he came closer to me..."

:sorcerer:

Here be some pixie dust back lilmiss

EDIT:Got confused with names

MetroStars
06-29-2003, 12:43 PM
"Metrostars came running towards me with a sort of stick"



Thier was no sort about it...

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 05:35


riddler, put that thing away, its not a holiday camp you know&#33; ;)


:lol: SHWIIIIING &#33;

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:48 PM
you are all plain f*cking mad

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 05:48
you are all plain f*cking mad
On the contrary, cbb. We&#39;re all EXTRAORDINARILY f**king mad. ;)

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Riddler+29 June 2003 - 12:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 29 June 2003 - 12:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 05:48
you are all plain f*cking mad
On the contrary, cbb. We&#39;re all EXTRAORDINARILY f**king mad. ;) [/b][/quote]
well THAT is evident&#33;&#33;

forgive my willingness to downgrade your madness &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Right im off to f*ck this chimp......

Riddler
06-29-2003, 12:55 PM
:lol: :lol:

RGX
06-29-2003, 12:55 PM
dont talk bout my g/f like that&#33;

Pitbul
06-29-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 June 2003 - 05:26
thanks everyone for advice.

i&#39;ve tried shaving them off. problem is that they grow back so quickly. and every time i shave them off. they come back thicker and quicker than ever. also. i get spots around my nipples. now if i shave these pesky hairs off. the next day i have stubbly nipples.

i am thinking of trying sulfuric acid as someone suggested. my daddy has some in the garage i think.

wish me luck.
umm how exactly does sulferic acid contribute to hair removal??? :unsure: :huh: :unsure:

Spindulik
06-29-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 June 2003 - 04:37
...take off my top...

...hairs growing out of my nipples...

...you electrocute yourself....
Take off my top? Wait a minute&#33; Are you a guy or a girl?

Anyhow, you shouldn&#39;t worry about, but if you insist, then look around on ebay for a device that you can perform home electrolysis. Permantly ZAP and remove unwanted hairs&#33;

Lilmiss
06-29-2003, 01:46 PM
yeah&#33;
i dont need any more pixie dust at the mo though thanks, im bouncing off walls already. ;)

permanent hair removal? i think fugs may have a flame thrower he can lend you to assist you in this feat. :D

completly differnet note, has anyone heard of a band called mulligan stu? im having problems finding em. :(

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 13:46
has anyone heard of a band called mulligan stu? im having problems finding em
u weirdo &#33;&#33;


sounds like a bunch of cider drinkers&#33;

The Knife Thrower
06-29-2003, 05:29 PM
I wonder if the guy who started this topic actually used sulphuric acid.

2nd gen noob
06-29-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower@29 June 2003 - 18:29
I wonder if the guy who started this topic actually used sulphuric acid.
he wants to use nitric acid really. that&#39;ll give much better clearance.

though he could try oleum if he had the right equipment, only problem is that it tends to spit at you, which isn&#39;t a lot of fun :P

p.s. back on topic, i have one very hairy chest indeed.
not tried shaving or anything, might give it a shot, worth a try i suppose...:P

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by 2nd gen noob@29 June 2003 - 18:00
i have one very hairy chest indeed

You big baboon you &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

2nd gen noob
06-29-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+29 June 2003 - 19:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 29 June 2003 - 19:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-2nd gen noob@29 June 2003 - 18:00
i have one very hairy chest indeed

You big baboon you &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
oh, it&#39;s true, it&#39;s all true&#33;

they keep me locked up in a cupboard, please help&#33;

get the rspca or the police, the coastguard, charlie&#39;s angels, anything. please help me&#33;

i&#39;ll give you one of my prized bananas if you help

crazy_billy_bats
06-29-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by 2nd gen noob+29 June 2003 - 18:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (2nd gen noob @ 29 June 2003 - 18:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 19:02
<!--QuoteBegin-2nd gen noob@29 June 2003 - 18:00
i have one very hairy chest indeed

You big baboon you &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :P
oh, it&#39;s true, it&#39;s all true&#33;

they keep me locked up in a cupboard, please help&#33;

get the rspca or the police, the coastguard, charlie&#39;s angels, anything. please help me&#33;

i&#39;ll give you one of my prized bananas if you help [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

PMSL &#33;&#33;

i would help if i could stop laffin :lol: :lol:

hope dem bananas are fyffes....them shits are the best


:lol: :lol:

MediaSlayer
06-30-2003, 11:47 AM
try using Sulfuric Acid to get rid of it

I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks dude.

DazedAndConfused
11-28-2003, 08:56 PM
well. i have finally removed the bandage for the las ttime. that sulfuric acid really really really really really hurt. my daddy went crazy at me for putting it on my nipple. said he wnated to no who told me to put it onme. i had to go to hospital to get a new nipple made out of of my ear. i am very unhappy that someone told me to put acid on my nipples. are they crazy? i think they should nbe banned from the internet forever, :(

racer II
11-28-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@28 November 2003 - 21:56
well. i have finally removed the bandage for the las ttime. that sulfuric acid really really really really really hurt. my daddy went crazy at me for putting it on my nipple. said he wnated to no who told me to put it onme. i had to go to hospital to get a new nipple made out of of my ear. i am very unhappy that someone told me to put acid on my nipples. are they crazy? i think they should nbe banned from the internet forever, :(
Lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DazedAndConfused
11-28-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by racer II+28 November 2003 - 20:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (racer II @ 28 November 2003 - 20:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DazedAndConfused@28 November 2003 - 21:56
well. i have finally removed the bandage for the las ttime. that sulfuric acid really really really really really hurt. my daddy went crazy at me for putting it on my nipple. said he wnated to no who told me to put it onme. i had to go to hospital to get a new nipple made out of of my ear. i am very unhappy that someone told me to put acid on my nipples. are they crazy? i think they should nbe banned from the internet forever, :(
Lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
oh yes its so funny, laugh wgy dont you. of course you know better. well arent you so clever :angry:

racer II
11-28-2003, 09:01 PM
HA ha ha ha ha lmao , Class&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

UKMan
11-28-2003, 09:32 PM
Shave the hair of my chest?? NOPE - but its up to you dude - whatever you want..........

Cant think of anything else to say :blink:

UKMan

Skweeky
11-28-2003, 09:34 PM
What&#39;s wrong with hairy chests or nipples? Don&#39;t mind them at all :blink:

bigboab
11-28-2003, 09:54 PM
I take the hair of my chest every morning.




















And tell her to get to work. :lol: :lol: :lol:

kurtsl0an
11-28-2003, 10:03 PM
this thread was a great read (especially since i&#39;m at work right now.

DazedAndConfused
11-28-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by kurtsl0an@28 November 2003 - 22:03
this thread was a great read (especially since i&#39;m at work right now.
what this is entertaning you? oh im soooooo hapy that you find it soooo funny. you like it that i burnty of one of my nipples? aree you some sort of freak that like s this soert of thing. i shou ld fone tjhe police amd reportr you lot expecially that jubeiyagy or whatever his name is.

your all bad pepole :angry:

j2k4
11-29-2003, 05:39 AM
If you really don&#39;t like it, wait &#39;til they grow back.

Then starch &#39;em stiff and pound &#39;em back in with a hammer.

Honey
11-29-2003, 06:07 AM
im trying really hard not to laugh...



but....





its not working&#33;&#33;&#33;...


http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/rofl.gif

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 10:42 AM
DazedAndConfused, either you didn&#39;t pay much attention in Science class, or your a total nut job if you really tried Sulfuric Acid to remove hair&#39;s of your chest&#33;

I find it impossible to believe you actually did that, hence this -

omfg roflmfao :lol: That&#39;s some joke dude&#33;&#33;

- If you did do it though, well, now you know never to try that again and I hope they heal up soon (hey, they&#39;ll likely be more sensitive in future so that&#39;s a good thing if you enjoy the ladies licking them ;)) and that in future you find some other, less drastic, way of removing the hair&#39;s should you decide to do so :)

As for me, guilty of having a very hairy chest (along with most of the rest of my body :"> lol), but even though I considered shaving before i&#39;ve never done it as I wouldn&#39;t be able to stand the itching that would surely follow lol

Sniper. (Going to comb himself all over lol ;))

Honey
11-29-2003, 12:07 PM
and just when i&#39;d finally STOPPED laughing... this....


Sniper. (Going to comb himself all over lol )


ah... will you guys stoppit&#33;...


http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/rofl.gif

Rappy
11-29-2003, 12:08 PM
these topics are getting stranger and stranger :huh:

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@29 November 2003 - 12:07
and just when i&#39;d finally STOPPED laughing... this....


Sniper. (Going to comb himself all over lol )


ah... will you guys stoppit&#33;...


http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/rofl.gif
heh I&#39;m very glad I could make you laugh Babe&#33;&#33; :D :wub:

Sniper. (Applying hairgel all over so he look&#39;s super streamlined lol)

Honey
11-29-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+29 November 2003 - 20:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 29 November 2003 - 20:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@29 November 2003 - 12:07
and just when i&#39;d finally STOPPED laughing... this....


Sniper. (Going to comb himself all over lol )


ah... will you guys stoppit&#33;...


http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/rofl.gif
heh I&#39;m very glad I could make you laugh Babe&#33;&#33; :D :wub:

Sniper. (Applying hairgel all over so he look&#39;s super streamlined lol) [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

will that make you all slippery Sniper babe?.. ;) :"> :unsure:


these topics are getting stranger and stranger&nbsp;

@RapFan... you only just noticed that huh?.. :huh: :lol: :lol: :blink:

Rappy
11-29-2003, 12:20 PM
lol no i just cared to comment on it now

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 12:32 PM
@ :wub: Honey :wub: - Heh, it sure will heh ;) :">

Sniper.

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 12:47 PM
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:

Yogi
11-29-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 14:47
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:
That would make a fine nearple........

Congrats&#33;&#33;&#33;


Yogi-WithNipplesOnHisEars.........

Rappy
11-29-2003, 12:52 PM
what i don&#39;t like are big nipples ewww ya know the ones that are like 5 inches wide

bigboab
11-29-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 12:47
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:
You will be able to hear someone coming in Quadrophonic now.

Honey
11-29-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+29 November 2003 - 20:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab &#064; 29 November 2003 - 20:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 12:47
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:
You will be able to hear someone coming in Quadrophonic now. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ bb..

tooooooo funny&#33;&#33;&#33;..

http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/rofl.gif

dnc... just watch that wax build up&#33;... :lol: :lol:

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 12:47
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:
One thing your about to learn about me is that I do &#33;NOT&#33; take people like you kindly&#33; :angry:

In my reply I tried to make it clear that I thought you were joking, but I also tried to make it clear that if you were serious then I was sorry for what you&#39;ve been through, but also that it was you&#39;re own damned fault for being stupid enough to use Acid on yourself. :P

Now you come back and claim that you&#39;ve phoned the police and given names of people in here blamming me (if you are) and others for your own possible stupidity&#33;? Well, let me tell you that if you had really phoned the police then they would have told you they couldn&#39;t do anything as &#33;NO&#33; one forced you to be such an idiot, &#33;NO&#33; one put the acid on yourself other than you&#33; Hell, i&#39;d not be surprised if the story had spread throught the entire police station giving all of them a good laugh&#33; :P

Grow up, stop trying to blame other&#39;s for your own mistakes&#33;

Now take your two post&#39;s, and put some acid on them and sod off if your not going to treat other&#39;s with respect&#33;

Sniper.

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows+29 November 2003 - 12:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SniperInTheShadows @ 29 November 2003 - 12:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 12:47
you lot take the piss. well it is not funny from were i am standing. i tell you this. i phoned the police and they said putting acid on my nipple is a very serious business and not funny a t all. i told them all of your names and they are going to get right on the case.

maybe i will take a poture of my new nipple that was made out of a part of my ear. see if you think that is funny. hahaha :angry:
One thing your about to learn about me is that I do &#33;NOT&#33; take people like you kindly&#33; :angry:

In my reply I tried to make it clear that I thought you were joking, but I also tried to make it clear that if you were serious then I was sorry for what you&#39;ve been through, but also that it was you&#39;re own damned fault for being stupid enough to use Acid on yourself. :P

Now you come back and claim that you&#39;ve phoned the police and given names of people in here blamming me (if you are) and others for your own possible stupidity&#33;? Well, let me tell you that if you had really phoned the police then they would have told you they couldn&#39;t do anything as &#33;NO&#33; one forced you to be such an idiot, &#33;NO&#33; one put the acid on yourself other than you&#33; Hell, i&#39;d not be surprised if the story had spread throught the entire police station giving all of them a good laugh&#33; :P

Grow up, stop trying to blame other&#39;s for your own mistakes&#33;

Now take your two post&#39;s, and put some acid on them and sod off if your not going to treat other&#39;s with respect&#33;

Sniper. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha.

Mate, you&#39;re so gullible, I can&#39;t believe you actually believed me. ;) It&#39;s just a wind up, and you actually fell for it. hehe No hard feelings though. :)

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 13:16
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha.

Mate, you&#39;re so gullible, I can&#39;t believe you actually believed me. ;) It&#39;s just a wind up, and you actually fell for it. hehe No hard feelings though. :)
Notice the :P in what I said? ;) :P

I do admit I was getting a little angry as I don&#39;t like it when friend&#39;s are threatened, but believe me if i&#39;d thought you were totaly serious then what I said would have been full of excessive foul language lol :lol: :D :P

No hard feeling&#39;s (especially none from your nipple anymore lol ;)) dude :)

Sniper.

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 01:27 PM
please dont joke about my ear nipple. the surjon did a very good job and my mummy sed it looks exactly real.


:lol: Cheers brother.

ps. i do shave my nipples though. :lol:

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 01:33 PM
Hi DazedAndConfused, welcome :)

Thought i&#39;d say a welcome since your new here, or appear to be (but then again look&#39;s can be deceptive, you could have been here under a different name, would definitely have looked a bit different before the acid incident lol ;) :P, I don&#39;t know lol) :)

Sniper.

Honey
11-29-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@29 November 2003 - 21:33
Hi DazedAndConfused, welcome :)

Thought i&#39;d say a welcome since your new here, or appear to be (but then again look&#39;s can be deceptive, you could have been here under a different name, would definitely have looked a bit different before the acid incident lol ;) :P, I don&#39;t know lol) :)

Sniper.
dnc... thanks for the best laugh ive had for a long time&#33;..

that was funny&#33;..

:lol: :lol:

btw...nice to meet you too&#33;.. :)

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 02:12 PM
Thanks to both of you for that welcome&#33;&#33; You&#39;re both very kind and i&#39;m glad the thread made you laugh.

Me and a mate started this thread when we were stoned once ages ago and forgot all about it, until last night that is&#33; :) I hadn&#39;t really intended to continue posting here, although it seems like such a friendly place so i might&#33; I&#39;m not too sure whether i want to stay and be known as the nipple guy though. :lol:

:)

UKMan
11-29-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@29 November 2003 - 14:33
Hi DazedAndConfused, welcome :)

Thought i&#39;d say a welcome since your new here, or appear to be (but then again look&#39;s can be deceptive, you could have been here under a different name, would definitely have looked a bit different before the acid incident lol ;) :P, I don&#39;t know lol) :)

Sniper.
Stop laughing while you say that Sniper - its not nice :P

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by UKMan+29 November 2003 - 14:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 29 November 2003 - 14:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@29 November 2003 - 14:33
Hi DazedAndConfused, welcome :)

Thought i&#39;d say a welcome since your new here, or appear to be (but then again look&#39;s can be deceptive, you could have been here under a different name, would definitely have looked a bit different before the acid incident lol ;) :P, I don&#39;t know lol) :)

Sniper.
Stop laughing while you say that Sniper - its not nice :P [/b][/quote]
Are you saying he is not being genuine in his welcome me here ukman? :)

Honey
11-29-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 22:12
Thanks to both of you for that welcome&#33;&#33; You&#39;re both very kind and i&#39;m glad the thread made you laugh.

Me and a mate started this thread when we were stoned once ages ago and forgot all about it, until last night that is&#33; :)&nbsp; I hadn&#39;t really intended to continue posting here, although it seems like such a friendly place so i might&#33; I&#39;m not too sure whether i want to stay and be known as the nipple guy though. :lol:

:)
you&#39;re welcome dnc... :)

it has made me laugh... im glad you thought of it... :D
sometimes its good not to have to take things seriously and just have fun with it... :)

morning Uncle UKMan... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif ;)

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe+29 November 2003 - 14:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 29 November 2003 - 14:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 22:12
Thanks to both of you for that welcome&#33;&#33; You&#39;re both very kind and i&#39;m glad the thread made you laugh.

Me and a mate started this thread when we were stoned once ages ago and forgot all about it, until last night that is&#33; :)&nbsp; I hadn&#39;t really intended to continue posting here, although it seems like such a friendly place so i might&#33; I&#39;m not too sure whether i want to stay and be known as the nipple guy though. :lol:

:)
you&#39;re welcome dnc... :)

it has made me laugh... im glad you thought of it... :D
sometimes its good not to have to take things seriously and just have fun with it... :) [/b][/quote]
Oh Ozbabe, that&#39;s my problem you see&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I never take anything seriously. :lol:

UKMan
11-29-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused+29 November 2003 - 15:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DazedAndConfused @ 29 November 2003 - 15:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by UKMan@29 November 2003 - 14:12
<!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@29 November 2003 - 14:33
Hi DazedAndConfused, welcome :)

Thought i&#39;d say a welcome since your new here, or appear to be (but then again look&#39;s can be deceptive, you could have been here under a different name, would definitely have looked a bit different before the acid incident lol ;) :P, I don&#39;t know lol) :)

Sniper.
Stop laughing while you say that Sniper - its not nice :P
Are you saying he is not being genuine in his welcome me here ukman? :) [/b][/quote]
no no no no no..................yes&#33;

welcome btw ;)

@Ozbabe - hello, niece to see you :P

SniperInTheShadows
11-29-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by DazedAndConfused@29 November 2003 - 14:12
Thanks to both of you for that welcome&#33;&#33; You&#39;re both very kind and i&#39;m glad the thread made you laugh.

Me and a mate started this thread when we were stoned once ages ago and forgot all about it, until last night that is&#33; :)&nbsp; I hadn&#39;t really intended to continue posting here, although it seems like such a friendly place so i might&#33; I&#39;m not too sure whether i want to stay and be known as the nipple guy though. :lol:

:)
Yw :)

Stoned? Am I the only one on this board that doesn&#39;t get stoned? lol :P (I would every now and then if I could afford it and knew anyone that sold it, but it doesn&#39;t bother me so no worries :) )

I couldn&#39;t find any images of your condition, so had to make one and hope it&#39;s accurate, is this what your current condition is? -

http://server4.uploadit.org/files/291103-brear.jpg

- It sound&#39;s alot like it rofl ;) :P

@ UKMan - I was sincere in my welcome, but I just can&#39;t help but laugh and find thing&#39;s funny sometimes lol :P ;)

Sniper.

DazedAndConfused
11-29-2003, 02:51 PM
http://server4.uploadit.org/files/291103-brear.jpg

No&#33; That absolutely nothing like my ear nipple. Mines on the other side, and i&#39;ve had my ear pierced. Also i currently have an ear infection so some unsightly seeping is occuring.

:lol:

DazedAndConfused
01-31-2009, 01:50 PM
Wow, I was pretty dumb 5 years ago. :S

IdolEyes787
01-31-2009, 02:38 PM
Some things never change.

bigboab
01-31-2009, 02:43 PM
http://server4.uploadit.org/files/291103-brear.jpg

No! That absolutely nothing like my ear nipple. Mines on the other side, and i've had my ear pierced. Also i currently have an ear infection so some unsightly seeping is occuring.

:lol:

Have that checked out. It may be hearing aids.:cry:

j2k4
02-01-2009, 02:46 AM
So, then.

I've been thinking about it for all these years, and was afraid I'd never get the chance to solve your problem-

I'm positive this will work (I admit I haven't tried it, but); get a gun (even a small caliber will be really effective) and shoot the little fuckers right off.

They'll be afraid to come back, I'm sure of it.

Hairbautt
02-01-2009, 02:48 AM
I have this same problem. Has anyone found the solution?

j2k4
02-01-2009, 02:51 AM
Yes.

Hairbautt
02-01-2009, 02:53 AM
Care to share?

callum
02-01-2009, 03:04 AM
I have this same problem. Has anyone found the solution?

I'm not sure if it'll solve the problem, but if you get your balls chopped off, you'll at least grow a pair of tits to take the attention away from the hair.

I have no idea if that will actually happen, but meatloaf had a fine set in fight club, which was based on a book, so must be mainly true.

Hairbautt
02-01-2009, 03:06 AM
I see.

brotherdoobie
02-01-2009, 03:50 AM
Hairy nipple genes tend to run on the maternal side of your family, Harry.


-bd

Hairbautt
02-01-2009, 03:52 AM
I'll be a good parent then.

brotherdoobie
02-01-2009, 04:05 AM
Your mother's baps are hairy. I just assumed that you took after her.



-bd :idunno:

Sanka113
02-01-2009, 09:27 AM
Try a pair of body groomers.

j2k4
02-01-2009, 01:40 PM
Care to share?

See post #88.

Hairbautt
02-01-2009, 02:31 PM
I shoulda hit refresh.

Snee
02-02-2009, 05:19 PM
I have this same problem. Has anyone found the solution?

I'm not sure if it'll solve the problem, but if you get your balls chopped off, you'll at least grow a pair of tits to take the attention away from the hair.

I have no idea if that will actually happen, but meatloaf had a fine set in fight club, which was based on a book, so must be mainly true.

You just want to stop him from breeding.

I'm not judging or anything :smilie4:

Biggles
02-03-2009, 10:39 PM
UK Man, Crazy Billy Bats - there are a few long missed individuals on this resurrection.

The Flying Cow
02-04-2009, 12:21 AM
So, then.

I've been thinking about it for all these years, and was afraid I'd never get the chance to solve your problem-

I'm positive this will work (I admit I haven't tried it, but); get a gun (even a small caliber will be really effective) and shoot the little fuckers right off.

They'll be afraid to come back, I'm sure of it.

:glag:

:earl:

KultNavn
02-04-2009, 09:02 PM
Let them grow and use them to do erotic activities with ze ladies.
Or join circus.

Lilmiss
02-06-2009, 11:59 PM
UK Man, Crazy Billy Bats - there are a few long missed individuals on this resurrection.

:snooty:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:01 AM
UK Man, Crazy Billy Bats - there are a few long missed individuals on this resurrection.

:snooty:

Soz :lookaroun

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:05 AM
Pfts....

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:08 AM
Pfts....


Succinctly put if I may say so.

How is the new computerage btw and did you read Nation - I thought it was rather sweet (in a manly way of course)

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:19 AM
Pfts....

I have soooo missed your speeches :wub:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:20 AM
My putput is now grammatically tuned, and rocking.

Unlike your "ripening" self. :tease:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:22 AM
I have soooo missed your speeches :wub:

Bawls. :whistling

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:23 AM
My putput is now grammatically tuned, and rocking.

Unlike your "ripening" self. :tease:

:dry:

Impudent Madam! I am maturing not ripening.

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:25 AM
I have soooo missed your speeches :wub:

Bawls. :whistling

Whats guarana got to do with stuff georgious?

BTW, I hear your pretty ripe in a couple of places, unlike Biggles who's sagging a lil.. :whistling

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:26 AM
Whats guarana got to do with stuff georgious?

BTW, I hear your pretty ripe in a couple of places, unlike Biggles who's sagging a lil.. :whistling

I very am not. :ermm:

Edit: has Bo been spilling beans?

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 12:27 AM
:unsure:

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:29 AM
Whats guarana got to do with stuff georgious?

BTW, I hear your pretty ripe in a couple of places, unlike Biggles who's sagging a lil.. :whistling

I very am not. :ermm:

Edit: has Bo been spilling beans?

From what I can gather he's been spilling a lot of something.

God's quite Irate.

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 12:30 AM
Shit off, you hairy dog's cock.

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:31 AM
I am maturing not ripening.

Cheese, not wine, eh? :whistling

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:31 AM
:unsure:

Easily done if the plate is tilted a little

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:33 AM
Shit off, you hairy dog's cock.

I see you've taken eleqution lessons since we last spoke Bo.

Well done mate :01:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:35 AM
I am maturing not ripening.

Cheese, not wine, eh? :whistling

Not a pretty thought :sick:

http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:36 AM
Shit off, you hairy dog's cock.

I see you've taken eleqution lessons since we last spoke Bo.

Well done mate :01:

I thought it had a poetic ring hactually.

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:36 AM
I am maturing not ripening.

Cheese, not wine, eh? :whistling

And the winner is....

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:36 AM
(:lol:)

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:39 AM
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

:pinch:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:44 AM
http://exilesexiles.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/smackbum.gif

:pinch:

Overdue :nono:

although it is nice to see you again.

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:49 AM
TY, GTBB.

ahem, glad to be sober enough to type back. :happy:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 12:53 AM
TY, GTBB.

ahem, glad to be sober enough to type back. :happy:

Still testing your poor body to the limits then :lol:

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 12:56 AM
Still testing your poor body to the limits then :lol:

Stopit stopit stopit.

How am i meant to sleep with that thought rollin' round my head? :naughty:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:57 AM
My poor body is gonna be 32 this year, apparently.
The brain, however, is looking forward to being 11. :happy:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 12:58 AM
How am i meant to sleep with that thought rollin' round my head? :naughty:

Dude! That's it! I'm calling orf that pish up!

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 12:59 AM
The brain, however, is looking forward to being 11. :happy:

I thought it was already about that, the way you protest about having to go in the bath:unsure:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:01 AM
My poor body is gonna be 32 this year, apparently.
The brain, however, is looking forward to being 11. :happy:

Bloody Nora! - seems like yesterday you were 27.

I like the idea of the brain developing at a more leisurely pace. Explains much about the world actually.

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:02 AM
The brain, however, is looking forward to being 11. :happy:

I thought it was already about that, the way you protest about having to go in the bath:unsure:

That is Rat Faced up all night now!

Edit: Oooeerr

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 01:04 AM
That is Rat Faced up all night now!


Those were the days :rolleyes:

j2k4
02-07-2009, 01:04 AM
Pfts....

Well, lookee who.

How's by you, missy?

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:04 AM
Bloody Nora! - seems like yesterday you were 27.

Flip sake, dad. Just admit you're hitting 60. :ermm:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:06 AM
How's by you, missy?

Heya chicken, how's it kickin'. :blushing:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:06 AM
I knew your dad was really called les! :o

j2k4
02-07-2009, 01:07 AM
How's by you, missy?

Heya chicken, how's it kickin'. :blushing:

Very well, thanks - better by the minute...

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:07 AM
Bloody Nora! - seems like yesterday you were 27.

Flip sake, dad. Just admit you're hitting 60. :ermm:

:snooty:

52 hactually - and quite fit enough to turn a cheeky madam over. :snooty:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:08 AM
Flip sake, dad. Just admit you're hitting 60. :ermm:

:snooty:

52 hactually - and quite fit enough to turn a cheeky madam over. :snooty:

I doubt it, I struggle when she flails her limbs about.

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 01:08 AM
...and quite fit enough to turn a cheeky madam over. :snooty:

:naughty:

FFS, what you trying to do to me les?

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:09 AM
:snooty:

52 hactually - and quite fit enough to turn a cheeky madam over. :snooty:

I doubt it, I struggle when she flails her limbs about.

I don't normally lol but that is definitely a lol.

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:10 AM
I'm lucky enough to have Joe Strummer, Les Dennis and Big Les as my fathers.
Yes, my mother was a bit of a strumpet.:pinch:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:10 AM
I doubt it, I struggle when she flails her limbs about.

I don't normally lol but that is definitely a lol.


Some of those kicks can hurt:pinch:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:10 AM
...and quite fit enough to turn a cheeky madam over. :snooty:

:naughty:

FFS, what you trying to do to me les?

Circulation therapy - good for the heart so they say.

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:11 AM
I'm lucky enough to have Joe Strummer, Les Dennis and Big Les as my fathers.
Yes, my mother was a bit of a strumpet.:pinch:

and medically unique

don't forget the medically unique :blink:

Rat Faced
02-07-2009, 01:12 AM
And on that note, I shall wish you all adieu..

Catch y'all soon I hope

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:12 AM
I'm lucky enough to have Joe Strummer, Les Dennis and Big Les as my fathers.
Yes, my mother was a bit of a strumpet.:pinch:

and medically unique

don't forget the medically unique :blink:
She's also quite scary, don't forget that bit:unsure:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:13 AM
Don't make me post your Dylan pose again, pops. :snooty:

Biggles, that is, not me fella.....

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:15 AM
Don't make me post your Dylan pose again, pops. :snooty:

Bo needs a technique to deal with the failing limbs :dry:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:16 AM
Don't make me post your Dylan pose again, pops. :snooty:

Bo needs a technique to deal with the failing limbs :dry:

Her limbs are far from failing, like.

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:16 AM
Don't make me post your Dylan pose again, pops. :snooty:

Biggles, that is, not me fella.....

:lol:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:17 AM
Bo needs a technique to deal with the failing limbs :dry:

Her limbs are far from failing, like.

Ooops I dropped me L

Stupid note book keyboards

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:17 AM
Blame technology, les, that's right.

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:20 AM
Blame technology, les, that's right.

....and why not? things were never the same after the paraffin lamp :snooty:

I never noticed lilmiss' edit. I is all confused now :unsure:

No wait - no I am not.

Can we see Bo's Dylan pose? :)

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:21 AM
Blame technology, les, that's right.

....and why not? things were never the same after the paraffin lamp :snooty:

I never noticed lilmiss' edit. I is all confused now :unsure:

She edited to say it was directed at you and not me (as she posted directly after me)

I assume it was for your benefit, like, cause she never calls me "pops" (thankfully:unsure:)

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:21 AM
Bo needs a technique to deal with the failing limbs :dry:

:pinch: I'm not gonna mention the word "rape" in this sentence...:whistling

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:24 AM
Bo needs a technique to deal with the failing limbs :dry:

:pinch: I'm not gonna mention the word "rape" in this sentence...:whistling

I am not sure that is a technique per se. :unsure:

I was thinking of something more gentlemanly.

like hand cuffs

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:25 AM
like hand cuffs

They're broken

pervert!:o

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:26 AM
like hand cuffs

They're broken

pervert!:o

:lol:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:26 AM
He is ever so "gentlemanly" tying me up, then leaving the cuffs where my no.4 pops will find them. :dry:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:27 AM
:o

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:29 AM
He is ever so "gentlemanly" tying me up, then leaving the cuffs where my no.4 pops will find them. :dry:

It is nice to see Britain is still producing normal healthy young couples. It would warm the cockles of Queen Victoria's heart.

Edit: No 4?

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:33 AM
He is ever so "gentlemanly" tying me up, then leaving the cuffs where my no.4 pops will find them. :dry:

It is nice to see Britain is still producing normal healthy young couples. It would warm the cockles of Queen Victoria's heart.

Edit: No 4?

It's lies, lies and slander.

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:33 AM
Besides, why would her dad have been looking ontop of the wardrobe?

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:35 AM
Besides, why would her dad have been looking ontop of the wardrobe?

:O Stealing her stash? Assisting the sock goblins? the possibilities are numerous.

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:37 AM
Besides, why would her dad have been looking ontop of the wardrobe?

:O Stealing her stash? Assisting the sock goblins? the possibilities are numerous.

She is the sock goblin, I always leave with half as many socks as when I arrived:fist:

Biggles
02-07-2009, 01:38 AM
It is 1.30

Time for me to crash - night all.

Perhaps she sleep socks or something else.

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:39 AM
I'm amazed you lasted til this late, like.
ttfn, les.

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:45 AM
Before I fook orf again for months, I'd like to say;

*Les Dennis sorted my curtain rail, and found stuff I cant reach.
*There's no point stealing socks that are too big and have holes in them
*erm....


I still wear Bo's boxer shorts and his man cardy, and I look far better in them than he will ever do. :01:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:47 AM
*There's no point stealing socks that are too big and have holes in them

Yet you still do it:snooty:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 01:49 AM
You leave them in the wash basket, cunt. :fist:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 01:55 AM
If they're in the wash basket, you're supposed to wash them:rolleyes:

/hides:ph34r:

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 02:10 AM
Yeh, you better bloody hide.
Barefooted, skank encrusted, sexist numpty. :snooty:

Proper Bo
02-07-2009, 02:12 AM
You loves it:snooty:

j2k4
02-07-2009, 03:05 AM
And on that note, I shall wish you all adieu..

Catch y'all soon I hope

Yes, if you please.

Lilmiss
02-07-2009, 03:15 AM
Very well, thanks - better by the minute...


Good to hear, Kev.
Keep on truckin' :happy:

Albo Da Kid
02-14-2009, 11:33 AM
i wondered. do any of you have the same problems. if so. do you use wax or cream. or i read somewhere that if you electrocute yourself it can make unwanted hairs go away.
do.
..the perfect question to be asked in the lounge. You're in the right place.

Let them grow you fool. Girls could care less about tit hair. Ask benchez

Squeamous
02-18-2009, 03:37 PM
i hope this is the right place to ask not really sure

i have a problem. there are hairs growing out of my nipples. thick and black they are. to begin with i would just shave them right off. but now they grow back so quickly. i tried plucking them out but it was really really sore. :blink:

i don't have a girlfriend but cannot even take off my top because of my nipples being stubbly. i wouldnt mind if i had a hairy chest. but it is just my nipples that are hairy.

i wondered. do any of you have the same problems. if so. do you use wax or cream. or i read somewhere that if you electrocute yourself it can make unwanted hairs go away.

i hope someone can help. please do not laugh. i don't know what to do.

I've missed this place. I didn't realise it until now though.

Barbarossa
02-18-2009, 03:59 PM
...and we've missed you :hug:

Something Else
02-18-2009, 03:59 PM
Oh hai squeamous.

A long, white hair once grew out of my right nipple. I let it keep going until it reached my belly-button. Then I accidentally plucked it while scratching an itch.

Barbarossa
02-18-2009, 04:01 PM
Oh hai squeamous.

A long, white hair once grew out of my right nipple. I let it keep going until it reached my belly-button. Then I accidentally plucked it while scratching an itch.

sounds like schistosomiasis to me

Something Else
02-18-2009, 04:03 PM
schistosomiasis (also known as bilharzia, bilharziosis or snail fever) is a parasitic disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/parasitic_disease) caused by several species of fluke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/trematoda) of the genus schistosoma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/schistosoma).

:o

Squeamous
02-18-2009, 05:54 PM
And :hug: to you both.

I've got one on each nipple that comes through in the exact mirror image of each other's position. I really look forward to when they come back so I can pluck them out. And hubby is completely hairless on his chest except for very hairy nipples. So, you see, all the best people have hairy nips.

Mr. Mulder
02-18-2009, 05:56 PM
i shave my chest - makes me more aerodynamic in a fight.

Squeamous
02-18-2009, 05:58 PM
Glag!

stitched
02-18-2009, 06:07 PM
i once sucked a gals boobs she had hair around her nipple...not bushy kind of hair...more like single strands around her nipple about 7-10 of them
is that normal for a gal?... it was the only time i saw hair on a gals breast


well i am pretty sure she is a gal i saw her vagina

Mr. Mulder
02-18-2009, 06:11 PM
but are you sure it was a vagina? it could have been the crease between his forearm and bicep? We've all been tricked at some point....

Something Else
02-18-2009, 07:09 PM
:lol: :earl:

stitched
02-18-2009, 07:30 PM
are u telling me...that gal i tot was a gal all these days is not a gal....i feel violated :'(
...i should have known better.
seriously... is that hair normal for a gal or did i just suck on some guys hairy nipple?:((

Mr. Mulder
02-18-2009, 07:38 PM
i dunno mang, i've never once sucked on a hairy bewb... :unsure:

Squeamous
02-19-2009, 11:47 AM
It's not normal for a girl to let you suck on hairy tit, no. It wasn't her was it? :

http://www.skullgame.com/images/courtney%20suck%20tit.jpg

Rat Faced
02-19-2009, 07:12 PM
i shave my chest - makes me more aerodynamic in a fight.

Thought you waxed.. :unsure:

The Flying Cow
02-21-2009, 06:32 PM
Wasn't it all a bit spiky stitched?

I wonder how you would be able to face such a predicament.

stitched
02-21-2009, 07:45 PM
Wasn't it all a bit spiky stitched?

I wonder how you would be able to face such a predicament.

i know it was kinda odd and difficult to do the thing i did for most...but hey i wanted to give hope for all those hairy women that no matter how thier boobs are i am always there to protect and serve those breast....

i actually tot it was normal for a women to have hair around her nipple
like the hair on arms and legs most of the gals shave it and i tot this one didnt...
and it wasnt spikey and all it was about 7-8 stands of hair.. intitally it was difficult but later on when i realise these were real breast of real women ,my harmones took over my senses
now i am starting to realise it wasnt normal after all.and i tot wrong

i was new to the world of boobs i did things i am not very proud of,
if some women tot a few hairs would keep me off thier breast they tot wrong.

Squeamous
02-23-2009, 02:45 PM
i was new to the world of boobs i did things i am not very proud of,
if some women tot a few hairs would keep me off thier breast they tot wrong.

I salute you your honesty during this difficult time :console:

The Flying Cow
02-23-2009, 08:47 PM
:lol:

Hairbautt
02-24-2009, 04:55 PM
i was new to the world of boobs i did things i am not very proud of,
if some women tot a few hairs would keep me off thier breast they tot wrong.:glag:

Amen.