The Best Sex U Ever Had?

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hmmmm :blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

the one where i was dressed as a 17th century aristocrat in tights and......

ok, i better shut up.

[infamousalbo101]

WEn i was in a hot tub

[Buffalo]

In a tent (which was slowly collapsing) in the middle of the biggest summer rain storm I ever saw B)

Uh Uh Uhh Uhh OoooO Uh uh Oh god ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

phew, my head , ready for more :D

It was great but the tent did eventually collapse under the wieght of water and we had to run our naked butts 300yds to cover :lol:


Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

the one where i was dressed as a 17th century aristocrat in tights and

That's funny

this girl i met at a friends house she was a total whore and would do any thing and i mean any thing...

[RGX]

round girls house, evening time, on sofa, proper passionate sex rather than a race lol

[MetroStars]

round girls house, evening time, on sofa, proper passionate sex rather than a race lol


I agree with this

[crazy_billy_bats]

so this is serious?! :unsure:

has to be on the beach ;) :D :D

oh and RGX that nice too..... :D :D

[MetroStars]

I bet u ended up with a sandy ass Billy

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 14:34
I bet u ended up with a sandy ass Billy
shhhhhhh

The chaffing was upsetting tho, my ass was red raw for about 3 weeks....

and no i dont like to "take it" from my girl - ie cucumber / home appliance style up the sh*tter, just incase that sentence implied that.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 14:36


and no i dont like to "take it" from my girl - ie cucumber / home appliance style up the sh*tter, just incase that sentence implied that.
:( :( But Billy you told me................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+29 June 2003 - 14:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 29 June 2003 - 14:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 14:36


and no i dont like to "take it" from my girl&nbsp; - ie cucumber / home appliance style up the sh*tter, just incase that sentence implied that.
:( :( But Billy you told me................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
well what i tell and what i do are two different things jonno ;)

surely u know this after i told u i would never treat u like a princess again....
and then that Tuesday night a few months back changed us forever.....

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 14:39

well what i tell and what i do are two different things jonno ;)

surely u know this after i told u i would never treat u like a princess again....
and then that Tuesday night a few months back changed us forever.....
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oooo&#33; I&#39;ll tell you what..........It&#39;s hard..........................to walk after a night like that ;) :lol: :lol:

But can I be the Prince next time ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 14:41

Oooo&#33; I&#39;ll tell you what..........It&#39;s hard..........................to walk after a night like that ;)&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

But can I be the Prince next time ;)&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this is 2 much for me im off &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

u can be whatever u want to be ;) . with me i make u feel like you are a different person anyway.......if its Prince you want to be then fine, but make sure you have enough make-up on and are wearing the right Goldish ridiculous suit......
without the clothes its nothing, i mean that time you were supposed to be Dame Edna was just dissapointing.

[Lilmiss]

oh, i had to stumble in here at the wrong time again&#33; :x
/cbb, jonno&#33; get a room&#33; ;) preferably a nice padded one, with a lock.

the best sex? :blink: what lately?
me n&#39; harry had fun the other night&#33; ;)

[jetje]

Originally posted by MetroStars@29 June 2003 - 15:53
(this girl i met at a friends house) she was a total whore (and would do any thing and i mean any thing...)
and you did all that ??? What makes that you then....??? :lol:

[Rat Faced]

Dont listen to Jetje, he&#39;s a bit of a prude.












BTW

Get her number ;)

[KUALKIERA]

the one never had :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :swear:

[4play]

shagging my ex on the roof of a tower block. It was very distracting looking down on london and not to mention rather windy at that height.

[vivitron 15]

in front of an open fire, at night, while it was snowing outside.....hmmmm, amazing; really passionate stuff

[MUSLEMAN]

one day i was minding my own business and watching some movie at home, it was a thursday, and then i heard someone at the door , it was this persian girl i was talking to at the gym for the past month or so and every body at the gym wanted to get with her, any ways opened the door she came in and after about 10 minutes she came over and sat on my lap, i warrned her that if she does not move there would be concequences, but she did not move and to make the long story short, about 4 hours later i can honestly say i had one of the best sex of my life, damn she was good :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@29 June 2003 - 18:59
one day i was minding my own business and watching some movie at home, it was a thursday, and then i heard someone at the door , it was this persian girl i was talking to at the gym for the past month or so and every body at the gym wanted to get with her, any ways opened the door she came in and after about 10 minutes she came over and sat on my lap, i warrned her that if she does not move there would be concequences, but she did not move and to make the long story short, about 4 hours later i can honestly say i had one of the best sex of my life, damn she was good :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey &#33; I read that in "Penthouse" too &#33; .......about 20 years ago &#33; ;)

So now we know....MUSLEMAN is the secret Penthouse ghost writer. :D

What was that one from 1985 again....you know, about when you were a travelling salesman and the farmer with 18 year old quintuplet siamese twin dwarfs ? B)

[MUSLEMAN]

lol i love this palce, no its real why do you think i posted it under best sex ever :lol: :lol: , i&#39;m sure every body has had one of these :lol: :lol: and don&#39;t we all miss :( :lol: :lol: B)

[Riddler]

:D Oh, yeah....used to happen to me ALL the time....just sittin&#39; around mindin&#39; my own business when suddenly some squad of professional cheerleaders shows up at my door begging me to show them all the positions of the Kama Sutra &#33;
Man....I miss those years. :P

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by Riddler@29 June 2003 - 22:25
:D Oh, yeah....used to happen to me ALL the time....just sittin&#39; around mindin&#39; my own business when suddenly some squad of professional cheerleaders shows up at my door begging me to show them all the positions of the Kama Sutra &#33;
Man....I miss those years. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: see wan&#39;t it great :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

:lol: :lol: ;)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Riddler@29 June 2003 - 21:25
:D Oh, yeah....used to happen to me ALL the time....just sittin&#39; around mindin&#39; my own business when suddenly some squad of professional cheerleaders shows up at my door begging me to show them all the positions of the Kama Sutra &#33;
Man....I miss those years. :P
Same thing happened to me - only it was the Swedish Bikini Team&#33;

Small world eh? :P

[MUSLEMAN]

i can&#39;t take it anymore, stomach pain, side spliting, :lol: stop please stop it hurts lolo pain lolol

[dirty sanchez]

With my wife before we got married. :(

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by dirty sanchez@29 June 2003 - 22:46
With my wife before we got married. :(
Puttin&#39; the ring on her finger cooled things off - eh? :(

[dirty sanchez]

You hit the nail right on the head Tite-Wad. Kinda sad huh?

[tite-wad]

Sad indeed http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/crying.gif

Guess that&#39;s where this came from:Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman&#39;s sex drive by 90%.It&#39;s called a Wedding Cake.
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/whistling.gif

[dirty sanchez]

I think our wedding cake kicked that percentage up to about 98%. :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

I am a left handed........One night I decided to switch hands(and use my right one)
Ummmmmmmmm&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;...............Felt like a new person :lol:



Peace brotherdoobie :">

[dirty sanchez]

;) Good tip brother doobie, I&#39;ve just recently started switch hitting. DS

[balamm]

So... ummmm... Should i move this to " Tips " ?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by balamm@30 June 2003 - 01:58
So... ummmm... Should i move this to " Tips " ?
Absotively&#33;&#33;&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/thumb.gif

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif

[RGX]

A wedding ring appears to be a hormone constrictor also

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by RGX@30 June 2003 - 20:20
A wedding ring appears to be a hormone constrictor also
and a bum ring?

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+30 June 2003 - 14:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 30 June 2003 - 14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@30 June 2003 - 20:20
A wedding ring appears to be a hormone constrictor also
and a bum ring? [/b][/quote]
that&#39;s wrong lol...

[Rhydian66]

On halloween, on my mates bed while he was still at the bar, and my (then future) wife was dressed as a witch. Pointy hat and everything.
The best bit was when he came home later and sat bare assed in the wet patch.
:lol: :D :D :lol:
Strangely, he didn&#39;t find it as funny as I did... :blink: