Why?

[Buffalo]

Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women's dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???

This is most unfair on both parties and would be much better if it were the other way round :D :blink: :lol:

Baz :D

[hypoluxa3k]

how come, as i get older, i get more hair on my ass? <_<

[crazy_billy_bats]

Why do people stay in the same mundane piece of shit office job all their lives without actually DOING something with their lives?

You wear a suit? I dont care, f*ck off mate.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:15
Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women&#39;s dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???
:huh: Men&#39;s "dangly things" start to head north? :huh:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+29 June 2003 - 21:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 29 June 2003 - 21:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:15
Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women&#39;s dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???
:huh: Men&#39;s "dangly things" start to head north? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Oh &#33; Don&#39;t know if you in Oz, if that&#39;s case then it will be South :lol: :lol:

Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate :lol: :lol:

Baz :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 21:32
Don&#39;t know if you in Oz

Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate :lol: :lol:

Well as u are the original crocodile dundee you can tell em bazza ;)

shrivelled? dont make me panic mate &#33;&#33;&#33; i have to tie my monster in a knot to tuck it into me troosers &#33;&#33;

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 21:35


shrivelled? dont make me panic mate &#33;&#33;&#33; i have to tie my monster in a knot to tuck it into me troosers &#33;&#33;
Don&#39;t I know it :lol: :lol:

You&#39;re lucky dude I had to have special trousers made with a cradle in them :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:32
Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate
:o How much "older"?

I haven&#39;t noticed any "shriveling" yet - when do I need to start worrying? :(

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+29 June 2003 - 21:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 29 June 2003 - 21:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:32
Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate
:o How much "older"?

I haven&#39;t noticed any "shriveling" yet - when do I need to start worrying? :( [/b][/quote]
When you go for a wee and can&#39;t get hold of it with more than 4 fingers :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:52
When you go for a wee and can&#39;t get hold of it with more than 4 fingers
:unsure: That would require a lot of "shriveling"

Must not happen till you&#39;re like 80 or so.

I probably won&#39;t know what to do with it by then anyway&#33; :P

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+29 June 2003 - 22:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 29 June 2003 - 22:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:52
When you go for a wee and can&#39;t get hold of it with more than 4 fingers
:unsure: That would require a lot of "shriveling"

Must not happen till you&#39;re like 80 or so.

I probably won&#39;t know what to do with it by then anyway&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
Man I hope I can still go like a rocket when I&#39;m 80 :lol:
Nreeeeaa, Viagra all the way :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

A penis operation will stop old age takeing hold of your Johnson

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 17:05
Man I hope I can still go like a rocket when I&#39;m 80
Reminds me of a joke:An 80 year old man named Joe gets married to a 21 year old gorgeous woman, Beth. Beth doesn&#39;t want to have sex with Joe - afraid he might have a heart attack, so on their wedding night they sleep in different rooms.Joe pops a little blue pill and knocks on Beth&#39;s door looking for some action. After doing the deed, he leaves, but comes back a couple minutes later for more. He manages to do it again and then departs only to come back for a third time.Beth, impressed by this says "Wow, you&#39;re amazing&#33; Most guys half your age can only go once."Joe says "Was I here already?" :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:D
me liked that. :P

...the joke that is, jonno. ;)

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 June 2003 - 22:24
:D
me liked that. :P

...the joke that is, jonno. ;)
Oh you&#39;re so kind............love you too :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Riddler]

@tite-wad.....LMFAO &#33; :lol: :lol: