View Full Version : How do you be a jerk?
Adster
08-14-2007, 06:30 AM
Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?
I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend
and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it
so tell me how do you become a jerk?
Tell her you'll come round and give her lessons.
Either she says yes, or she thinks you are a jerk.
It's a win-win situation. :D
Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?
I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend
and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it
so tell me how do you become a jerk?
Just don't answer, assuming you have caller ID :dabs:
Adster
08-14-2007, 07:00 AM
caller ID??
im right woman get bored of me after a few months dump me around then they come crawing back and reccyle me its the story of my life!
4play
08-14-2007, 09:17 AM
ask her sister out on a date and keep telling her you dont like her new boyfriend.
Adster
08-14-2007, 10:59 AM
haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work
4play
08-14-2007, 11:06 AM
haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work
it will work you just have to alter it a little :naughty:
Mr. Mulder
08-14-2007, 12:06 PM
How do you be a jerk?hold her down and jizz in her hair and then take a pic and send it to her boyfriend :yup:
enoughfakefiles
08-14-2007, 03:06 PM
Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:
Mr. Mulder
08-14-2007, 04:09 PM
Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:
good like fucking the cold dead mouth of a strangled whore :smilie4:
Mathea
08-14-2007, 08:41 PM
You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.
Yell her mam's name while you are having sex
Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.
Barbarossa
08-14-2007, 09:59 PM
Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.
How nauseatingly conventional :smilie4:
Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.
bunny67
08-15-2007, 02:13 AM
change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed
SaveFerris
08-15-2007, 02:28 AM
I hear jerks punt babies.
thewizeard
08-15-2007, 05:22 AM
Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?
I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend
and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it
so tell me how do you become a jerk?
It's simple..just be yourself .. ;)
HeavyMetalParkingLot
08-15-2007, 09:48 PM
Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know
Jagarga
08-15-2007, 10:28 PM
means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?
MediaSlayer
08-15-2007, 10:32 PM
start here, adam.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KS9GNEHZL._SS500_.jpg
thank me later.
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