How do you be a jerk?

[Adster]

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

[lynx]

Tell her you'll come round and give her lessons.

Either she says yes, or she thinks you are a jerk.

It's a win-win situation. :D

[S!X]

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

Just don't answer, assuming you have caller ID :dabs:

[Adster]

caller ID??

im right woman get bored of me after a few months dump me around then they come crawing back and reccyle me its the story of my life!

[4play]

ask her sister out on a date and keep telling her you dont like her new boyfriend.

[Adster]

haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work

[100%]

Don't be a jerk.

[4play]

haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work

it will work you just have to alter it a little :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

How do you be a jerk?hold her down and jizz in her hair and then take a pic and send it to her boyfriend :yup:

[enoughfakefiles]

Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:
good like fucking the cold dead mouth of a strangled whore :smilie4:

[Mathea]

You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.

[Snee]

Yell her mam's name while you are having sex

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

[Barbarossa]

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.


How nauseatingly conventional :smilie4:

[Snee]

Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.

[bunny67]

change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed

[SaveFerris]

I hear jerks punt babies.

[thewizeard]

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

It's simple..just be yourself .. ;)

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know

[Jagarga]

means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?

[MediaSlayer]

start here, adam.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KS9GNEHZL._SS500_.jpg

thank me later.