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BudgieSmuggler
08-15-2007, 12:42 PM
differently in other toilets than the one at home?

I was there laying a cable on the bottom of the toilet at work today and it didn't smell like my crap at all.

When I crap at home it smells pretty much the same

Maybe it's something in the water:unsure:
bunny67
08-15-2007, 12:48 PM
im from wales and when we shit it smells of roses
100%
08-15-2007, 12:50 PM
You should have majored in chemistry.
Mr. Mulder
08-15-2007, 12:54 PM
maybe its because theres previous pew stuck in the pipes or something? and the semll combines with your pew to make some sort of uber smell? :unsure:
BudgieSmuggler
08-15-2007, 02:05 PM
Ohhh good point Fox Mulder - Revenge of the pews???
S!X
08-16-2007, 02:27 AM
maybe its because theres previous pew stuck in the pipes or something? and the semll combines with your pew to make some sort of uber smell? :unsure:

Agreed, the combinations of pews and pees from multiple different bodies will combine to create something uber, so uber it could be deadly. :ph34r:
AmpeD
08-16-2007, 02:46 AM
laying cable? I believe the proper terminology is dropping Puertoricans at the Pool
Skiz
08-16-2007, 03:57 AM
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Dropping a deuce.
Laying tracks.
Bakin brownies.
AmpeD
08-16-2007, 04:06 AM
pinching a loaf
BudgieSmuggler
08-16-2007, 08:03 AM
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the swimming pool
manker
08-16-2007, 08:18 AM
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the swimming pool
Racist.
ghurka
08-16-2007, 11:55 AM
Maybe it's a freudian thing that in your unconcious mind you hate your job and your co-workers and this is your way of expressing that....but maybe I'm just talking shite.
Busyman™
08-16-2007, 04:07 PM
differently in other toilets than the one at home?

Cuz no matter what, youz a stank motherfucker?:idunno:
tacoflavakiss
08-17-2007, 11:11 PM
Personally, I don't like the smell.
j2k4
08-17-2007, 11:31 PM
If you will concede that it still smells like "poop", I will suggest this is most likely because it's made of shit.

On the other hand, it may be that it is "nincompoop"; this can be confirmed by retrieving a sample (along with a half-liter or so of the toilet-water) for analysis and comparison with your DNA.

This will cost a few bucks, but might shed some light on the matter.