How Much Do You Weigh Before U Realise U R 2 Big

[mutterings]

When i was weightlifting i reached 21 stone before i said nope thats too much.But i am intirgued at what people guage as being too big/fat.

[Buffalo]

When you have to lift your belly to take a wizz :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[mutterings]

hahaha celebs this was inspired by your sig pic lol...hope that aint you :blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

when you cant see your john thomas when you go for a piss.

[mutterings]

bill you getting old in your young age you need to refresh more lol :P

[WeeMouse]

When you are given your own area code! :lol:

Too big? ptooey! As long as you are happy with yourself and as long as you're not unhealthy, who's to tell you that you're too big? :)

i'm only 8 stones and people tell me I'm too wee....but If i was too fat they wouldn't say a thing to my face.........just a thought!

[Wolfmight]

When you turn the running machine up to full blast and it still dont move.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by mutterings@30 June 2003 - 21:45
bill you getting old in your young age you need to refresh more lol :P
hey hey cheeky ;) :lol: :lol:

me used to be a fat boy - so i think it is when u simply have a big-ass belly on you. like a beer belly of just a fat stomach - you can be thin everywhere else but that still makes you unhealthy.
i just used to be fat everywhere ! :lol: :lol:

yeah the todger remains as large as ever......

anyway there are scales for things like that - like a height/weight ration thing, but i have heard that you cant always rely on them for being true about obesity.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@30 June 2003 - 21:51


yeah the todger remains as large as ever......


That's the fattest part of my body too :lol: :lol:

But I must admit, the words 'Todger' and 'Large' just don't go together :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

u r fat when u get fucked from getting out of your chair

[mutterings]

aww thanks metro this thread couldve lasted but you have given the final answer way to soon :P

[crazy_billy_bats]

if you cant lift yourself off the ground.

[Buffalo]

I think I'm over wieght 'cos I have to wipe my ass with a rag on a stick :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 22:56
I think I'm over wieght 'cos I have to wipe my ass with a rag on a stick :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol:


couldnt be arsed writing anything else.

[Buffalo]

Does this count.............

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/truck.jpg

These are my girls ;) :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Riddler]

They're a little anorexic-looking Jonno, you might want to tell them to beef up a bit. ;)

[mutterings]

DAMN they really are the fat slags from viz comics!!!viz (http://www.viz.co.uk)no offence to whoevers mother sister aunt brother dad these may be :o

[tite-wad]

Hooooooey! Jonno

Thems some prize-winnin pigs!!! http://www.thearkdb.org/images/species/pig.gifhttp://www.thearkdb.org/images/species/pig.gif


I think you're too fat when your legs stop moving, but the rest of you keeps going for a couple of minutes. :P

[neil1967]

what can i say..... dont fancy yours much! but the one on the left hmmm. ;)

[Buffalo]

They a couple of party girls.........but you need several bags of flour :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[mutterings]

oi baldy shes mine i dont like fat birds :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 19:59
They a couple of party girls.........but you need several bags of flour :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Well at least a couple of bags definitely! http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/naughty.gif

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 01:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 01:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 19:59
They a couple of party girls.........but you need several bags of flour :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Well at least a couple of bags definitely&#33; http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/naughty.gif [/b][/quote]
And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 20:14
And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Somehow I think lots of talcum powder might be useful...

Or at the very least a ton of grease&#33; :o

[lynx]

Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 02:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 02:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 20:14
And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Somehow I think lots of talcum powder might be useful...

Or at the very least a ton of grease&#33; :o [/b][/quote]
I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone :blink:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx@30 June 2003 - 20:27
I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone :blink:
You might be confusing grease with LARD&#33; :D

[lynx]

Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 02:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 02:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@30 June 2003 - 20:27
I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone&nbsp; :blink:
You might be confusing grease with LARD&#33; :D [/b][/quote]
y&#39;knowwhaddimean, like ? :P

[tite-wad]

affirmative&#33; ;)

[lynx]

Well, &#39;time for bed&#39; said zebedee.

[Wolfmight]

Your too fat when:

Your fart so loud in the morning it&#39;s better than your alarm clock.

When you sumo wrestle.. the other guy gets sucked in ya

When you sue mcdonalds

http://www.greyhound1.homestead.com/files/Fart.jpg

[TheDave]

it doesnt matter what the number is. your too fat when you cant read the scales

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@30 June 2003 - 21:18
When you sue mcdonalds
:P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIF :P

[brotherdoobie]

You know your fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead ;)



Peace brotherdoobie B)

[Wolfmight]

When you grab the whole coffie maker mug and say ,"Well, i want to make sure i have enough."

When your toilet is a jacuzzi that&#39;s cracked

[Wolfmight]

When your fart makes you feel high on drugs.