@!@!some acc and invites giveaway!@!@!

[kondason]

hey all today i found out that someone cheat me and take some of my acc for invite the he hack (long story) well i pissed off and sad.

to make me happy again i will love to heare a joke..

so i make a giveaway:

the only rule is you need to tell a joke to join the giveaway.

1.bit-hdtv - 2 invite

2.It acc

3.Db - 1 invite


have a good day!

[ROFL-LOL]

okay. cool. May i have iT?

[greymatter]

I smell something, lol

[kondason]

you need to tell me a joike to join the giveaway! read the rulls

[pharaoh]

for db invite!
There is a small sunday school class (class at church) with children between the ages of 7-9, the topic for todays lesson is what part of your body is closest to god. so the teacher asks the first student the question, what part of your body is closest to god? the student says my head because it's nearer heaven. the teacher asks another student the same question and the student replies my hands because when i pray. then teacher asks another student, what part of your body is closest to god? the student replies my feet? the teacher asks why your feet. the student replies, well i got home early from school one day and i went by my mom and dads room and my mom was on the bed with her feet up in the air yelling lord,lord i'm cumming and if my dad wouldn't have had her pinned down i think she would have went! lmao i love that one.

[kondason]

lolololo great joke....

[1ToPGuN1]

i dont need any of the accts but i give one joke for beeing happy :

"Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride."

:)

[flaVius]

DB :)

Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...

[hangemhigh]

Three old men are talking about their day to day life

The first man : Each morning its the samething for me, i wake up and go take a piss and a crap.

The Second man : Well its quite the same for me, each morning i wake up and go take a piss and a crap !

The Third man : Hey you said it alright ! Its the samething for me too ! Each morning i take a piss and a crap. Then i wake up.....

db please

[1ToPGuN1]

sorry...double post !!

[hangemhigh]

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single".

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my elections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
_________________

[kondason]

great joks fox.... ty

[Skengeboy]

HAHAH Hangemhigh!

A horse comes into a bar, and the bartender asks: why the long face? <--- Oldest trick in the book from hot shots ;)!

Your mom is so stupid it takes her 2 hours watching CBS 60 minutes.

[kondason]

pharaoh send me your mail you got db..

[pharaoh]

thanks!!! will enjoy!

[efu]

it pls.
thks

[kondason]

efo you need to say a joke, but you my frined so i will send you the acc dit.

[rotem1984]

the true,i need DB.
dont have a joke:P
hope i will get it

[kondason]

lol rotem great joke!!!

send me your mail

[efu]

efo you need to say a joke, but you my frined so i will send you the acc dit.
thks.
:hug:

[kondason]

well thats it for today fox...

2 invite to db sent and 1 It acc

have a great day!

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