Stuff you're not supposed to like.

[JPaul]

But you can't help it

Status Quo, live in concert. That was fan-tastic.

[chalice]

Funerals.

[Hairbautt]

Smell of gasoline.

[Lilmiss]

^ ditto. :wub:

Status Quo
Busted
Mcfly
Pink fluffy stuff
Kids falling over
Kids crying
Ipods
Being extra polite to total cunts
Greasy foods
Micro foods
British weather
General tack :happy:

[chalice]

Ian Paisley. He's funny.

[sear]

early mornings, love the city when it's quiet :)

[Proper Bo]

Bad Company

[MCHeshPants420]

Wrestling
Sequels
Hangovers
Cartoons
Pot Noodles
Rustler's Burgers
Sleeping on the couch/floor

[chalice]

Liam Neeson in Star Wars.
Kidney cancer (got rid of Bernard Manning).
K9 off of Doctor Who.
Manker.

[chalice]

My kids' faces when I tell them they've got bird shit on their heads.

Fucking priceless. Try it, parents. Works every time.

[JPaul]

sam4 got Layla out of her kip, rushed down the stairs and into the car, with him shouting hurry up we're late for school.

She was sitting in the car, in her pyjamas, on a Saturday, when he declared her an April Fool.

That's quality cruelty.

[Proper Bo]

That was quite possibly the most orsum moment in parenting evar. :lol:

sam4 > *

[necromantic]

Yatta! (http://www.youtube.com/v/u9rWFZesV8s)

[JPaul]

Yatta! (http://www.youtube.com/v/u9rWFZesV8s)

http://www.bisnotb.com/

Genious, thanks for that.

[Snee]

Rain.

[bunny67]

huh no1 likes rain

[Lilmiss]

^ :huh:


No one likes wabbits.

[Sextent]

^ :huh:


No one likes wabbits.

Well casseroled in a nice tomato sauce is OK.

[Lilmiss]

Hell no.

I just wish my dawg would catch one of the dirty feckers. :no:

[chalice]

It's Watership Down all over again.

Pesky wabbits.

[Sextent]

No seriously, the tomato juxtaposes the gameness of the rabbit really well.

Cook it on a low heat for ages tho'.

[Snee]

Not many people care about air, it's just there.

^poetry, lyke.

[Proper Bo]

No seriously, the tomato juxtaposes the gameness of the rabbit really well.

Cook it on a low heat for ages tho'.

she's a lesbian vegemetarian :no:

[Snee]

:ghey:

[Lilmiss]

:o

Just don't like the texture of meat or fish.
Doesn't make me ghey, like. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Does.

[Sextent]

Does.

You really want to think that thro'

[Proper Bo]

Think about my burd being a lesbeen?
k:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

Oi! I'm not a burd.


And I don't like anal, so I can't be ghey. :snooty:

[Sextent]

Oi! I'm not a burd.


And I don't like anal, so I can't be ghey. :snooty:

Denied.

[Proper Bo]

she does actually, fucking loves it.

[Snee]

I hope she's gentle with you.

[Proper Bo]

I wish she was too:cry:

[Lilmiss]

/kitty purrs. :happy:

[Sextent]

I hope she's gentle with you.

:glag::earl:

[Sextent]

"theres some lesbian thing on the telly so I'm gonna have a flick"

That made me :glag::earl: also, Givern the context.

[Lilmiss]

Hoi, that was totally taken out of context.

msn is the work of the devil. :no:

[Proper Bo]

I forgot that was in my sig:glag:

[Lilmiss]

You should revamp yer entire sig, arsemonkey. :fist:

[Proper Bo]

replace the pictures with more of your genious quotes?:smilie4:

[Mr JP Fugley]

You should revamp yer entire sig, arsemonkey. :fist:

:glag::earl:

Given the context do you think calling him arsemonkey was an entirely wise choice.

No offence like.

[Lilmiss]

No, he is an arsemonkey.
May change my name to John and get an even stevens. :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, he is an arsemonkey.
May change my name to John and get an even stevens. :snooty:

Fair point, Colin. I stand corrected.

[Lilmiss]

The name is John, tanksyou. :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

The name is John, tanksyou. :snooty:

Sorry, I didn't realise conjecture on FST was legally binding.

[Lilmiss]

No probs James.

[Mr JP Fugley]

No probs James.

Haha, there's where you're wrong.

<diatribe re the differences twixt Scottish and English law re changing names and how its just a matter of doing it in Scotland and there's no formal legal process>

[100%]

I like to sip the remains from the dish of the toilet brush.
Try it you know you want to.

[manker]

:glag: Jokes like this:



Q. How do you stop little children from playing in your yard?

A. Molest them.

[Barbarossa]

Pah!


/closes down forum

[Sextent]

Man, standing in bar full of gorgeous women.

Man - I could have sex with any of these women.

Barman (scoffing) - How can you possibly say that.

Man - I'm a rapist.

[manker]

:glag: Jokes like this:



Q. How do you stop little children from playing in your yard?

A. Molest them.
And this:

Hear about the black woman who had an abortion?

Crimestoppers sent her a £50 community action trust reward.

[Biggles]

Smell of gasoline.

I'm not sure you have quite got this :blink: ....

must be the fumes

Up Pompeii