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neil1967
07-01-2003, 09:37 PM
I've just stumbled across todays top 10 posters page, and was amazed that these counts were humanly possible. In light of this some serious questions were raised that i would love to know the answers to.
this is strictly light-hearted :D (I swear) as i know offence could be taken, and probably still will.
1 Instead of computer chairs do you sit on commodes?
2 are you fed by intravenous drip?
3 is there a pharmaceutical solution to the need for sleep problem?
4 when you finally do pass out do you have a post double to carry on for you?
5 who answers the door?
6 is youre fridge covered in post-it notes every time the board goes down?
7 leg muscle atrophy, is it a problem?
:) :) :)
MetroStars
07-01-2003, 09:50 PM
I know a man that can answer all these questions
Good Old Billy Bats
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:50 PM
1 What's a commode.......?
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour!
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4 THere is only one WeeMouse! Accept no immitations!
5 My mum and dad - it's their house, so damned if I'm answering the door!
6 na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway!
7 no - my feet can't reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling back and forth!
:)
God bless the summer holidays!
dgmortal
07-01-2003, 09:51 PM
you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:
2nd gen noob
07-01-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1 What's a commode.......?
think of a toilet
think of a chair
put them together and what have you got...?
:P
MetroStars
07-01-2003, 09:53 PM
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:53 PM
think of a toilet
think of a chair
put them together and what have you got...?
Every man's dream!
:lol:
dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by dg_mortal@1 July 2003 - 15:51
you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:
lol yes he has highest posts/day :lol: (its like 48)
dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 15:53
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...
lol i want to see what happens when lamsey sticks his
mod head in here?
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:57 PM
:lol:
He's just left my house to go to his.....you'll see his answr in about 10 minutes!
dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 10:09 PM
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turns into
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:lol:
Lilmiss
07-01-2003, 10:17 PM
im doing this as part of my community service.
what are you guys here for? ;)
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:17 PM
excessive squeaking......... :)
Lamsey
07-01-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 22:53
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...
There's nothing wrong with finding WeeMouse attractive. She is, after all :wub:
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:19 PM
:">
me goes to nibble cheeez and hide my blushes!
Buffalo
07-01-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 21:53
think of a toilet
think of a chair
put them together and what have you got...?
Every man's dream!
:lol:
Not unless there's a fridge next to it :lol: And a microwave the other side :lol:
Or is that just me?? :blink: :ph34r:
Jonno B)
MetroStars
07-01-2003, 10:20 PM
I knew Lamsey would not take offence -- There was no reason 2
neil1967
07-01-2003, 10:25 PM
weemouse thank god you were first with some erm.. sensible answers :D
i was fearing the flames of hell upon me. and was ready to go incognito :ph34r:
taken in the spirit it was intended, phew.. :)
erm.. cheeze on the hour, cant be a healthy diet for a young girl, treating the parents and home as hotel with slaves. oh then you are a normal healthy teenager.
v. good :)
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:29 PM
Thank you!
It takes a lot to make a mouse flame someone........we are fairly docile creatures y'know!
:)
/me goes back to daydreaming about cheeeez mountains and reading "A monk Swimming"........
neil1967
07-01-2003, 10:32 PM
enjoy cheeze, i'm off to watch a monk swimming, better than reading about it :)
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:34 PM
:)
/me eats sandwiches and decides that she like the McCourts' books
(>Zero Cool<)
07-01-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1 What's a commode.......?
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour!
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4 THere is only one WeeMouse! Accept no immitations!
5 My mum and dad - it's their house, so damned if I'm answering the door!
6 na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway!
7 no - my feet can't reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling back and forth!
Class!! /Zero looks for a clapping smilie but finds there ain't one
:D :lol: :D :lol:
WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:44 PM
I shall accept your grinning smilies! And in return, i shall dance;
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif
Celerystalksme
07-02-2003, 01:29 AM
Geeez hate to see what he said about my rampage a month ago...Waits for someone to beat 254 posts in one day... :D
Twist3r
07-02-2003, 02:33 AM
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour!
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
you must be really constipated
ummm am i really in the top ten! :huh:
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lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P
iamtheoneandonlyone
07-02-2003, 08:22 AM
If I could get that many posts, I'd have to stay here 24/7
Lamsey
07-02-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by adthomp@2 July 2003 - 08:41
lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P
WeeMouse
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crazy_billy_bats
07-02-2003, 08:45 AM
i have a toilet attached to my chair in which i relieve myself during the day and night, never leaving, never faltering.......
its stained from thousands of wasted meals, but well i dont care.........
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