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neil1967
07-01-2003, 09:37 PM
I've just stumbled across todays top 10 posters page, and was amazed that these counts were humanly possible. In light of this some serious questions were raised that i would love to know the answers to.
this is strictly light-hearted :D (I swear) as i know offence could be taken, and probably still will.

1 Instead of computer chairs do you sit on commodes?
2 are you fed by intravenous drip?
3 is there a pharmaceutical solution to the need for sleep problem?
4 when you finally do pass out do you have a post double to carry on for you?
5 who answers the door?
6 is youre fridge covered in post-it notes every time the board goes down?
7 leg muscle atrophy, is it a problem?

:) :) :)

MetroStars
07-01-2003, 09:50 PM
I know a man that can answer all these questions

Good Old Billy Bats

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:50 PM
1 What's a commode.......?
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour!
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4 THere is only one WeeMouse! Accept no immitations!
5 My mum and dad - it's their house, so damned if I'm answering the door!
6 na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway!
7 no - my feet can't reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling back and forth!

:)

God bless the summer holidays!

dgmortal
07-01-2003, 09:51 PM
you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:

2nd gen noob
07-01-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1 What's a commode.......?

think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?

:P

MetroStars
07-01-2003, 09:53 PM
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:53 PM
think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?




Every man's dream!

:lol:

dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by dg_mortal@1 July 2003 - 15:51
you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:
lol yes he has highest posts/day :lol: (its like 48)

dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 15:53
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...
lol i want to see what happens when lamsey sticks his
mod head in here?

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 09:57 PM
:lol:

He's just left my house to go to his.....you'll see his answr in about 10 minutes!

dlingeverything
07-01-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars+1 July 2003 - 15:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MetroStars &#064; 1 July 2003 - 15:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I know i shouldn&#39;t post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...[/b]
turns into

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:lol:

Lilmiss
07-01-2003, 10:17 PM
im doing this as part of my community service.
what are you guys here for? ;)

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:17 PM
excessive squeaking......... :)

Lamsey
07-01-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 22:53
I know i shouldn&#39;t post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...
There&#39;s nothing wrong with finding WeeMouse attractive. She is, after all :wub:

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:19 PM
:">

me goes to nibble cheeez and hide my blushes&#33;

Buffalo
07-01-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 21:53

think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?

Every man&#39;s dream&#33;

:lol:
Not unless there&#39;s a fridge next to it :lol: And a microwave the other side :lol:

Or is that just me?? :blink: :ph34r:

Jonno B)

MetroStars
07-01-2003, 10:20 PM
I knew Lamsey would not take offence -- There was no reason 2

neil1967
07-01-2003, 10:25 PM
weemouse thank god you were first with some erm.. sensible answers :D
i was fearing the flames of hell upon me. and was ready to go incognito :ph34r:
taken in the spirit it was intended, phew.. :)
erm.. cheeze on the hour, cant be a healthy diet for a young girl, treating the parents and home as hotel with slaves. oh then you are a normal healthy teenager.
v. good :)

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:29 PM
Thank you&#33;

It takes a lot to make a mouse flame someone........we are fairly docile creatures y&#39;know&#33;

:)

/me goes back to daydreaming about cheeeez mountains and reading "A monk Swimming"........

neil1967
07-01-2003, 10:32 PM
enjoy cheeze, i&#39;m off to watch a monk swimming, better than reading about it :)

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:34 PM
:)

/me eats sandwiches and decides that she like the McCourts&#39; books

(>Zero Cool<)
07-01-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1&nbsp; What&#39;s a commode.......?
2&nbsp; Just cheeez supplied by the hour&#33;
3&nbsp; Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4&nbsp; THere is only one WeeMouse&#33; Accept no immitations&#33;
5&nbsp; My mum and dad - it&#39;s their house, so damned if I&#39;m answering the door&#33;
6&nbsp; na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway&#33;
7&nbsp; no - my feet can&#39;t reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; back and forth&#33;

Class&#33;&#33; /Zero looks for a clapping smilie but finds there ain&#39;t one

:D :lol: :D :lol:

WeeMouse
07-01-2003, 10:44 PM
I shall accept your grinning smilies&#33; And in return, i shall dance;

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif

Celerystalksme
07-02-2003, 01:29 AM
Geeez hate to see what he said about my rampage a month ago...Waits for someone to beat 254 posts in one day... :D

Twist3r
07-02-2003, 02:33 AM
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour&#33;
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....



you must be really constipated

Ad
07-02-2003, 03:24 AM
ummm am i really in the top ten&#33; :huh:

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon9.gif

Ad
07-02-2003, 07:41 AM
lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P

iamtheoneandonlyone
07-02-2003, 08:22 AM
If I could get that many posts, I&#39;d have to stay here 24/7

Lamsey
07-02-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by adthomp@2 July 2003 - 08:41
lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P
WeeMouse

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crazy_billy_bats
07-02-2003, 08:45 AM
i have a toilet attached to my chair in which i relieve myself during the day and night, never leaving, never faltering.......

its stained from thousands of wasted meals, but well i dont care.........