We used to pwn middle distance running.

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Maybe not in that order but.

[manker]

Yeah but that's before we let the Africans compete :dry:

Africans > *.

[Sextent]

Middle distance boxing. We pwned that as well, with Collins, Benn and Eubank.

Probly still do actually, with Calzaghe.

[manker]

And Hatton, don't forget Hatton. He's a middle distancer - and hard as fuck.

Gonna get pwned to feckery by Mayweather tho' lol.

[manker]

The UK (OK, England) used to pwn at Europe too, until Liverpool spoiled it all.

Fucking murdering bastards.

[Sextent]

And Hatton, don't forget Hatton. He's a middle distancer - and hard as fuck.

Gonna get pwned to feckery by *.USA tho' lol.

Been there, read that.

I saw both Eubank and Benn fight :earl:. Due to Mrs JP getting me billets.

Not agin each other like. Shelfish beach.

[manker]

Eubank, Benn, Tyson and Lewis ...

... what is it about big black boxers sounding as gay as Barry Maplin.

[manker]

Eubank and Tyson, definitely not gay - Tyson's a rapist ffs.

Benn and Lewis tho' :ghey:

[Sextent]

The UK (OK, England) used to pwn at Europe too, until Liverpool spoiled it all.

Fucking murdering bastards.

Engerland dominated Europe in puntsphere for like ages. Including the likes of Aston Villa and Nottingham Forrest.

If it wasn't for the fact that the fans were thug, chav, pricks they probably would have for many more years.

Unfortunately they were.

Still are actually.

[manker]

Totally. No wonder Liverpool are the most hated club in the world.

All down to their thug, chav, murdering, prick fans.

I've got some time for their manager. Well, a little less now than I did after the Heinze thing, obviousement.

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That's a bit harsh, causing other people's death doesn't actually make you a murderer.

It's more complicated than that.

[manker]

That's a bit harsh, causing other people's death doesn't actually make you a murderer.

It's more complicated than that.
This is true.

However, loading a gun prior to a footie match, running onto the pitch and then firing said gun into a melee of opposition football fans surely does.

[Sextent]

That's a bit harsh, causing other people's death doesn't actually make you a murderer.

It's more complicated than that.
This is true.

However, loading a gun prior to a footie match, running onto the pitch and then firing said gun into a melee of opposition football fans surely does.

You would think so, but it's unlikely to result in a successful prosecution for murder. More a homicide really.

[manker]

This is true.

However, loading a gun prior to a footie match, running onto the pitch and then firing said gun into a melee of opposition football fans surely does.

You would think so, but it's unlikely to result in a successful prosecution for murder. More a homicide really.
You're the one with twenty years experience as a conveyancer.

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You would think so, but it's unlikely to result in a successful prosecution for murder. More a homicide really.
You're the one with twenty years experience as a conveyancer.

Well ... you like ... straighten your hair ... and stuff.

[manker]

Only when it's curly.

[Sextent]

Says you.

[manker]

Ask anyone.

[Snee]

I wouldn't know.

[Sextent]

Snee

[Barbarossa]

Timelines as follows:

1. We pwn at middle distance running.
2. We get food delivered to our doors.
3. We get fat, and no longer pwn at middle distance running.

Simultaneously...

1. Ethiopians are starving.
2. We drop food from helicopters. Ethiopians learn to run after helicopters for food.
3. Ethiopians pwn at middle and long distance running.


It's all our own fault, really :dabs:

[beat]

If you forgot the fact they already had to run from lions.

[brotherdoobie]

I used to run the two mile in 9:54 - good enough for 4th or 5th place in the ladies
division.


-bd :snooty: