Why Are Women Such A Pain !

[alan36uk]

Why do women want to clone you into a double of themselves ?

It would be a shame if we were all the same !!

I am so pissed offffffffffff..

Women "you cant live without them"

Totalllll BOLL*X

Sorry If I offended any females on the board..

I do feel better now I got that off my chest.

[WeeMouse]

I don't wanna make Lamsey a double of me......there would be less cheeeez for me!

[chalkmongoose]

I don't think they're a pain, I just ignore them. I'm bysexual though, so I guess I don't notice it.

[alan36uk]

lol I expected your reply !!

I am still p*ssed off though

Why the feck do women expect so much ?

Naffs me off... bloody moan and groan...

Lifes too short !!

[WeeMouse]

We expect much cos we deserve it! :D

Bu still....get it off your chest....maybe we can talk it thru!

[alan36uk]

What the f*ck is wrong with women and OCD ?

Cant sit on a bed thats just been made ?

Cant walk on a carpet thats just been hoovered ?

Also why the hell do women disagree with something you said and
ignore you for days ?

What happened to freedom of speech ?

All women are created to give men bloody hell !!

[WeeMouse]

That's it....let it out......

:)

[chalkmongoose]

Do you mind if I turn this into a bloodly degrading hit & run chat about WeeMouse? Hey WeeMouse, come here and cook my dinner beotch!

[J'Pol]

Ever thought it might be you ?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 21:44

All women are created to give men bloody hell !!
some give heaven, me old chum ;) :D :D

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:

[chalkmongoose]

Oh Paul... I totally agree. Men (like me obviously) are slobbish brutes, with nasty habits and an inability to behave in public. But, you must admit, a man is easier to date than a woman... And cheaper too.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by JPaul@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Ever thought it might be you ?
JPaul nahhh its not me lol


crazy_billy_bats its mostly heaven but when it hits the gutter its not so good.

I dont cheat..I am a lovely geezer.. I do the housework.. happy go lucky &#33;&#33;

Why cant women be the same ?

Too busy gossiping and moaning thats why &#33;&#33;

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Do you mind if I turn this into a bloodly degrading hit & run chat about WeeMouse? Hey WeeMouse, come here and cook my dinner beotch&#33;
You have a go at WeeMouse at your own peril buster, you will not just incur her wrath but the wrath of her entire posse (namely just about all who live in the lounge&#33;&#33;&#33;) :pirate: :ninja: :devil: :P

[WeeMouse]

Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask?

:lol:

goose - go ahead&#33; Doesn&#39;t bother me.... :) (itll bother others tho&#33; :D )

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:
Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody Alison

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by alan36uk+2 July 2003 - 22:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (alan36uk @ 2 July 2003 - 22:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:
Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody Alison [/b][/quote]
I got that mate :P so I kinda figured you were a bloke and therefoe opposite sex from you would be her?? :huh:

[chalkmongoose]

I wouldn&#39;t really...Too difficult. I can&#39;t think of much. Besides, you look so nice (in a non-threatening way). Anyway, I may as well say this. Men have lower standards than woman, tree-sloths, rocks and baboons. Therefore, saying things like "women won&#39;t let you sit on a freshly made bed" is just a reflection of women&#39;s high standards, and mens lower ones.

[crazy_billy_bats]

maybe shes really hiding a john thomas all this time and that explains all this agression.

[alan36uk]

yeahhhh I am MALE and dont bat for the other team &#33;&#33;

You are bloody lightening ? lmho

So yes I am pissed off with FEMALES not MALES

I maybe ruffled a few feathers here but I am not alone here.

Your all to scared to say how you feel &#33;

[WeeMouse]

I can honestly say we females are great&#33; :D
Guys are cool too tho&#33;

Mice just like everyone.....so Alan, is there a story behind this rant, or is it just a rant for the hell of it? Either way it&#39;s better for you to let it out.....

So if there&#39;s a story please tell and I, as a female, can pass judgement....my big pal JPaul can pass judgement too, cos he&#39;s wise an&#39; all that&#33; :)

[chalkmongoose]

So WeeMouse, do you go for other women, or men? (Or both, like me)
&#39;Cause you seem quite feminist...

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 23:00
yeahhhh I am MALE and dont bat for the other team &#33;&#33;

You are bloody lightening ? lmho

So yes I am pissed off with FEMALES not MALES

I maybe ruffled a few feathers here but I am not alone here.

Your all to scared to say how you feel &#33;
Just cause you are pissed off with your wife g/f or whoever son don&#39;t fu**in start having a go at me and giving me any s**t

[chalkmongoose]

Whoops, double post...

[WeeMouse]

/me hugs zero and tells him to chill....me gives him chocolate&#33;

chalkmongoose - me&#39;s 100% straight (sorry girls :P )
I&#39;m not a femenist, really.....

[alan36uk]

Wee mouse its not a rant lol

Men are Men

Women are Women... end of story

Women do not meet you in the middle with anything &#33;

They have a view and thats it (I dont get a look in)

Please ladies take your blinkers off...

Men have views as well you know.

We dont all think the way you do.. so gimme a break &#33;&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

That&#39;s just silly bullshit... Women will meet you in the middle. Read above. They have actual standards to live up to. We as men don&#39;t recognize the need to keep a clean house, or flush the toilet. They do, and they want things as they should. Just &#39;cause women are human doesn&#39;t mean we apes should mock them.

[WeeMouse]

Ah but Alan, my friend - remember that men and women do not think alike....some women might think that you need to realise this and accept this - remember that women may find men&#39;s ways annoying, but we all have to put up with it&#33;

The wise mouse has spoken&#33; :P

so no woman in particular annoyed you?

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:11
That&#39;s just silly bullshit... Women will meet you in the middle. Read above. They have actual standards to live up to. We as men don&#39;t recognize the need to keep a clean house, or flush the toilet. They do, and they want things as they should. Just &#39;cause women are human doesn&#39;t mean we apes should mock them.
MY standards meet most womens requirements..

I even put the lid down on the loo &#33;&#33;&#33;

Just because I dont agree with something I get ignored ?

I am houseproud and do my fair share.

So put that in your pipe and blow on it &#33;&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Of course some women annoyed him. He&#39;s just to macho to admit it. It all boils down to what I said though.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@2 July 2003 - 23:15
Ah but Alan, my friend - remember that men and women do not think alike....some women might think that you need to realise this and accept this - remember that women may find men&#39;s ways annoying, but we all have to put up with it&#33;

The wise mouse has spoken&#33; :P

so no woman in particular annoyed you?
I put up with her annoyances &#33;&#33;&#33;

but WHY the hell do women not want to do the same back ?

I am going to become a monk &#33;&#33;

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:16
Of course some women annoyed him. He&#39;s just to macho to admit it. It all boils down to what I said though.
ohhhh is it now ? I dunno what gender you are lol

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

Us women are strange - we accept this&#33; I cannot begin to explain the ways of my gender&#33; I&#39;m actually not a "normal" female (I love playing and watching football and am verry messy)&#33;

I think I&#39;m an OK girl - Lamsey just has to buy me cheeeez and I&#39;m reasonable&#33;

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@2 July 2003 - 23:21
:lol:

Us women are strange - we accept this&#33; I cannot begin to explain the ways of my gender&#33; I&#39;m actually not a "normal" female (I love playing and watching football and am verry messy)&#33;

I think I&#39;m an OK girl - Lamsey just has to buy me cheeeez and I&#39;m reasonable&#33;
yes very strange... lolol

37 YEARS OLD and I still cant understand women &#33;&#33;

[MUSLEMAN]

we think women suck because we don&#39;t understand them and women think that men suck because they don&#39;t understand us, so they key to a good relationship is:
find somebody you understand and they understand you, looks, job, family and or what you think they are like does not matter, be honest with your self and see youself and the person you are instersted in as who they realy are, look if you are being ignored because you don&#39;t agree with something what are you doing with her boss??? find someone that understands you and you them

[chalkmongoose]

I&#39;m male... But I&#39;m bysexual, so I have a funny outlook on life. Actually trisexual, but lets not start.

[WeeMouse]

:blink:






:lol:

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@2 July 2003 - 23:23
we think women suck because we don&#39;t understand them and women think that men suck because they don&#39;t understand us, so they key to a good relationship is:
find somebody you understand and they understand you, looks, job, family and or what you think they are like does not matter, be honest with your self and see youself and the person you are instersted in as who they realy are, look if you are being ignored because you don&#39;t agree with something what are you doing with her boss??? find someone that understands you and you them
99% of what you said is great and 99% of that is what we are like.

Its just the annoying 1%

I cannot believe that one male has agreed with me in any way ?

In other words all your relationships with women are WONDERFULL &#33;&#33;

Total grollocks lol

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:25
I&#39;m male... But I&#39;m bysexual, so I have a funny outlook on life. Actually trisexual, but lets not start.
Whatever floats your boat.. Quit advertising that in this post lololol

[WeeMouse]

:D

I think I&#39;ve scared all the males....except muscle-man cos he could crush me with his wee finger&#33; :blink:

:lol:

[Riddler]

Women&#33; :rolleyes: ............You can&#39;t live with &#39;em...........you can&#39;t put &#39;em in the freezer and make &#39;lady popsicles&#39; out of &#39;em&#33; :blink: ............................Oh, hello Dear. I didn&#39;t know you were awake.....hehe.


;)

[MUSLEMAN]

no i never said all my relationships with women are wonderfull, as a matter of a fact they were awful how in gods name do you think i came up with what i said, as a matter of fact 99% of my relationships have been awful like every body else&#39;s but how else are we going to learn right?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@2 July 2003 - 23:31
no i never said all my relationships with women are wonderfull, as a matter of a fact they were awful how in gods name do you think i came up with what i said, as a matter of fact 99% of my relationships have been awful like every body else&#39;s but how else are we going to learn right?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I bet your single lolol

I dunno how to make it work ???

come on women tell me ?

Why do women have a loo roll full of criteria that men have to meet ?

If you dont live up to that said loo rool... your no good ?

You women are too bloody fussy

[chalkmongoose]

If you&#39;ve got it flaunt it... Hey, I&#39;m always advertising... What man doesn&#39;t like a little loving? And mousey, you haven&#39;t scared me.

[WeeMouse]

Just don&#39;t tell us thaht we&#39;re too bloody fussy and you&#39;ll be fine :D

We have high standards y&#39;know.....

/me looks at lamsey....

hmmm maybe not&#33; :P

edit; hmmmmmm......not scary? Mooohahahaha....will have to corner him when Skweeky and Curley are about&#33;

[alan36uk]

lol he is ok &#33;&#33; he&#39;s a V.I.P now &#33;&#33;

You make sure you treat him right weemouse &#33;&#33;

[Buffalo]

This is a bit too generalised really&#33;
It&#39;s a bit like saying "Why is food fattening?" :blink: (sorry to keep talking about food)

Not all women are a pain, not all men are a pain, do you see where I&#39;m going with this? :)

Like MM said, be it male/female, or any sort of relationship or friendship it really comes down to whether or not two people are suited to each other :D

I&#39;m ok, cos everybody loves me :lol:

Peace to all, I say :)

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

Do you know how rare it is to find two people who are suited for each other? My parents have been together for 20 years, and they&#39;ve just started divorce procedings.

[alan36uk]

Well ok no 2 people are 100% suited...

Thats not my main concern.. Its WOMENS mentality

Maybe I should just give up ?

men & women of course think differently..

Its not like its my first girlfriend lol

(plenty of experience)

And every one of them wants to clone you and make sure you end up

thinking and doing as they do.

Thats not going to happen to me as I am me &#33;&#33;

An individual.. unique &#33;&#33;

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:38
Do you know how rare it is to find two people who are suited for each other? My parents have been together for 20 years, and they&#39;ve just started divorce procedings.
There are many people who are suited to each other, but over the corse of time people change&#33; That is the way of the world, it&#39;s nobodies fault, you can&#39;t help the way you feel :(
I know how you feel dude, My mum & dad were married 32 years, then the day before my 19th b-day I got a call at work to go home, when I got there I was told my dad was leaving my mum for someone else :(
6 years on and I have a stepmother and a little brother&#33; But my mum is still on her own, that sadens me, but she&#39;s ok :)

So with that said, it&#39;s impossible to tell the future, you just have to go with your gut feeling and live for the moment :)

Life is hard, but life is also fun, you just have to find a good mix and you&#39;ll be cool :) B)

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

if you find the right person you find the right person - there aint nobody else the rest of your life.

[chalkmongoose]

I found the right person... Quick fuck, out the door, broke up after a few weeks&#33; God I love quickies...

[alan36uk]

When women have a baby.. there is no book or manual to go with it.Babies do what babies do.

If any of you out there have a verified hash for "understanding women"

can you please post it ?

Please before I sign the papers for the local monastry.

[chalkmongoose]

Why not switch to men? I find it fun. If you live in New york, I&#39;d be glad to get you started ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:53
Why not switch to men? I find it fun. If you live in New york, I&#39;d be glad to get you started ;)
no id advise you to stick to women mate, the companys much nicer and they&#39;ve got tits as well.

plus......they&#39;re women&#33;&#33; if you dont enjoy the company of women why are u with one ?&#33;&#33;

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:53
Why not switch to men? I find it fun. If you live in New york, I&#39;d be glad to get you started ;)
Hey I got enough problems with women and you want me to delve into men ???

I am strictly breasty and not strictly dickly &#33;&#33;

BEHAVE &#33;

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Good one...

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+2 July 2003 - 22:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 2 July 2003 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:53
Why not switch to men? I find it fun. If you live in New york, I&#39;d be glad to get you started ;)
no id advise you to stick to women mate, the companys much nicer and they&#39;ve got tits as well.

[/b][/quote]
:( Billy, you make me sad :( :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[crazy_billy_bats]

personally i get more out of talking with my girl than i do my mates &#33;&#33;

its more interesting and i can have a feel whenever i want &#33;&#33;&#33;

and not of a john thomas &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

i make u sad jonno........ :( ?

cheer up mate - tuesday aint that far away......

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@2 July 2003 - 23:04
personally i get more out of talking with my girl than i do my mates &#33;&#33;

its more interesting and i can have a feel whenever i want &#33;&#33;&#33;

and not of a john thomas &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

i make u sad jonno........ :( ?

cheer up mate - tuesday aint that far away......
:D :lol: :lol: Me happy again now :lol:

I like that Billy "you can have a feel when you want" :lol: :lol:

I like that kind of conversation :lol:

Jonno B)

[WeeMouse]

:rolleyes:

dearie me....... :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

but i mean, serious conversations come into play quite often as well, they have to.......otherwise theres nowt to go on........if you cant talk to your partner about serious things whats the use? :D

jonno just wasnt smart enough to talk on my level about bush, so i dumped him, he has never forgiven me or forgotton me, but ive moved on, and you can too if you really want to....

[MUSLEMAN]

amm no i&#39;m not single, and yes i do have my problems like everybody else but i stoped playing those stupid childish games of ignoring long time ago, like i said think about it if you are doing all you can and you are not happy then what are you doing boss?? next time you find a girl listen to her needs and what she wants, think of her needs first and then yours, under those circumstances if she does not do the same for you then you are with the wrong one move on and try again

[alan36uk]

I am not looking for another one lol &#33;&#33;
I just want to understand the one I have.

When you meet someone they take you for what you are...
and thennn they try to change you.. Thats all I am getting at..

If they loved you then... why the feck do they persist in changing
you into something you are not ?

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by alan36uk@3 July 2003 - 00:24
I am not looking for another one lol &#33;&#33;
I just want to understand the one I have.

When you meet someone they take you for what you are...
and thennn they try to change you.. Thats all I am getting at..

If they loved you then... why the feck do they persist in changing
you into something you are not ?
Just to see if she can.............. :lol:

Maybe she wanted to perfect you...although i&#39;m sure you wre perfect before ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 23:24

If they loved you then... why the feck do they persist in changing
you into something you are not ?
maybe that means they dont love you then........i dunno........but a person is a person, if they dont like that, they can pish aff &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[alan36uk]

lololol I aint damaged goods &#33;&#33;&#33;

I am perfect (not)

I do try though.. very hard in fact..

I need to reflect mine and all your thoughts on my pillow.

Night all :D

[WeeMouse]

night Alan......maybe the perfect answer will come to you as you sleep.....if not, remember that women are like higher Chemistry.....don&#39;t try to understand, just accept the facts and pass the test&#33;

:)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 23:31
lololol I aint damaged goods &#33;&#33;&#33;

I am perfect (not)

I do try though.. very hard in fact..

I need to reflect mine and all your thoughts on my pillow.

Night all :D
nite alan &#33;&#33;&#33; sleep well and im sure in the morning all will be well ;) &#33;&#33; :D :D

[hobbes]

The apocolypse is upon us&#33;http://www.marsvenusadvice.com/herobook_x2.jpg