PDA

View Full Version : Girls, Guys Whichever I Need Help.



dmorgan89
07-03-2003, 03:52 AM
My girlfriends birthday is coming up and I need some ideas to consider. Also I want to know if this is right?

If you named a star after them for a gift. Does that only qualify for valentines day or is birthdays ok for things like that?

Any other ideas you guys have tried and worked you can mention here.

PsychoTrooper
07-03-2003, 04:12 AM
for my girlfriends last birthday, i got her a stuffed bear (i know, its cliche), a "promise ring" and i wrote her a poem. she liked the poem the best

if we knew some things she liked, it may be a little easier, unless one of the ladies here answer, then you've got a sure thing

as for the star thing, i have no idea...

(>Zero Cool<)
07-03-2003, 05:50 AM
Knowing her age (roughly if you don&#39;t want to specify) would probably help?

One bit of advice I could give you is that always appears that the most embarrasing things to buy or do are the most appreciated :rolleyes: Also personal touches and thinking about places or things you passed and she has said &#39;I&#39;ve never had/done/been there&#39; and remembering them at a later stage go down well. :)

Oh btw I am currently single so I might be wrong one to answer your question as my advice obviously hasn&#39;t done me much good :rolleyes:

MagicNakor
07-03-2003, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 July 2003 - 06:50
...One bit of advice I could give you is that always appears that the most embarrasing things to buy or do are the most appreciated :rolleyes: ...
I disagree. I&#39;m certain giving her a basket of "feminine hygiene" products would not go over well. ;)

:ninja:

Edit: typo

(>Zero Cool<)
07-03-2003, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor+3 July 2003 - 07:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MagicNakor &#064; 3 July 2003 - 07:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@3 July 2003 - 06:50
...One bit of advice I could give you is that always appears that the most embarrasing things to buy or do are the most appreciated :rolleyes: ...
I disagree. I&#39;m certain giving her a basket of "feminine hygiene" products would not go over well. ;)

:ninja:

Edit: typo[/b][/quote]
I debated on puting that for this very reason, but then thought &#39;nah nobody will stoop that low&#39;, obviously I forgot where I was for a sec :rolleyes:

:P :D :lol: :lol:

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 08:43 AM
:lol: :lol: Cheers for that ZC :lol:

I say, write her a song, then sing it, preferably while playing an instrument :) Or sing her a song already exsists&#33; Then take her for a candle lit dinner or better still (if you can cook) cook her a candle lit dinner, and buy her something you know she wants :)

Jonno B)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-03-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 09:43
:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; Cheers for that ZC :lol:

I say, write her a song, then sing it, preferably while playing an instrument :)&nbsp; Or sing her a song already exsists&#33; Then take her for a candle lit dinner or better still (if you can cook) cook her a candle lit dinner, and buy her something you know she wants :)

Jonno B)
...or you could just say stuff it and go with book tokens :P :D





p.s. I was kidding, go with Jonno&#39;s answer, that should work every time :)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 08:43
:lol: :lol: Cheers for that ZC :lol:

I say, write her a song, then sing it, preferably while playing an instrument :) Or sing her a song already exsists&#33; Then take her for a candle lit dinner or better still (if you can cook) cook her a candle lit dinner, and buy her something you know she wants :)

Jonno B)
thats too cheesy

you cheese mongers &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


turn on the charm mate, get her a ring or a necklace or summat, and rightly as jonno says buy a meal or sumthin.........then the rest of the day is up to yourselves......... :rolleyes:

no singin &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 08:50


no singin &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:
Don&#39;t ya like singing Billy?? :(

How&#39;s this for her

Ahem................

"You want commmmitment......take a look into these eye&#39;s, they burn with fireeeeeee, they burn til the end of time and I would do anything, I beg, I steal, I dieeeeeeee to have you in these arms toniiiiiiiiiiight&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

Damn I&#39;m good and sexy, and...............well just so cool B) :D :lol:

Jonno B)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 08:59 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well mate for a start i cant sing for shit &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and secondly, my accent is sexy enough as it is without having to sing to her...... :D B)

all i needs to do is click me fingers........ B)


:P

MUSLEMAN
07-03-2003, 09:05 AM
just another case of hijacking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: just jokeing, my i recommend jewelery always a good idea, but make sure you have been going out for a while and i recommend the birthday stone and watch her melt in your arms :lol: :P B)

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 08:59
:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

well mate for a start i cant sing for shit &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

and secondly, my accent is sexy enough as it is without having to sing to her...... :D&nbsp; B)

all i needs to do is click me fingers........ B)


:P
Or just unzip and say "Get over here" :lol: :lol:

You know I&#39;m a country bumpkin so my accent sucks, and we know you Irish Rovers all talk sex............y :lol: But I get me axe out (guitar&#33; dirty minded git) :lol: and the words "putty in my hands" come to mind B) :D With a little linseed oil :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit:- Oo yeah&#33; good point MM, back on topic..........what about a puppy :wub: :D

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 09:11 AM
:lol: :lol:
ill only say one thing : our accent is sexy as f*ck &#33;&#33;&#33; no big headedness about it, i personally hate it &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

a puppy?&#33;

yeah but they crap everywhere.......and it eventually gets old and she&#39;ll get sick of it........

best present she can have is being with you for her birthday in my opinion - the rest is a bonus.

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 09:11


best present she can have is being with you for her birthday in my opinion - the rest is a bonus.
You soppy git :lol: :lol:

Breakfast in bed, Pressie, day out, Romantic meal :) In that order tho :lol:

And I do agree with Billy, it&#39;s your love that will go the farthest :) But if you don&#39;t get her some thing, that "I love you" stuff wont work :lol:

Jonno B)

thewizeard
07-03-2003, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 July 2003 - 05:50
Knowing her age (roughly if you don&#39;t want to specify) would probably help?

One bit of advice I could give you is that always appears that the most embarrasing things to buy or do are the most appreciated :rolleyes: Also personal touches and thinking about places or things you passed and she has said &#39;I&#39;ve never had/done/been there&#39; and remembering them at a later stage go down well. :)

Oh btw I am currently single so I might be wrong one to answer your question as my advice obviously hasn&#39;t done me much good :rolleyes:
No problem Zero cool, the world is full of unmarried marriage counselors.

And presumably dating agents ;)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 09:21

You soppy git :lol: :lol:

Breakfast in bed, Pressie, day out, Romantic meal :) In that order tho :lol:

And I do agree with Billy, it&#39;s your love that will go the farthest :) But if you don&#39;t get her some thing, that "I love you" stuff wont work :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: cheers &#33;&#33;

me is a romantic at heart........honestly :D :D

yep agree with ya jonno, breakfast in bed and all that, nice......

you do have to get her somethin &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; haha, not just say a few wee sweet things and think that&#39;ll be enough :lol: :lol:

maybe jonno&#39;s done that a few times.......what with eating the money he was going to use for the day on a disgusting meal........slob, you.

neil1967
07-03-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 July 2003 - 05:50
Knowing her age (roughly if you don&#39;t want to specify) would probably help?

One bit of advice I could give you is that always appears that the most embarrasing things to buy or do are the most appreciated :rolleyes: Also personal touches and thinking about places or things you passed and she has said &#39;I&#39;ve never had/done/been there&#39; and remembering them at a later stage go down well. :)

Oh btw I am currently single so I might be wrong one to answer your question as my advice obviously hasn&#39;t done me much good :rolleyes:

go down well. :)

save the star for the proposal. a home-made card is usualy well recieved for starters.
don&#39;t listen to billy he hasn&#39;t got a romantic bone in his body, just a permanent one in his pants :lol:
just click your fingers. Reeks of blarney bill :lol: :lol: :lol:

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by neil1967@3 July 2003 - 09:33


save the star for the proposal. a home-made card is usualy well recieved for starters.
don&#39;t listen to billy he hasn&#39;t got a romantic bone in his body, just a permanent one in his pants :lol:&nbsp;
just click your fingers. Reeks of blarney bill :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
pmsl.......

for shits sake i havnt laughed in the last 24 hours as much in a LONG while.......

now listen, cheeky, i resent that statement and demand a retraction &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

i would do the whole breakfast in bed thing &#33;&#33;&#33; now im not saying what i would feed her, but im saying it would happen, thats all.

for the last birthday, as with every day, i treat her like a princess and in return i get...........hehe :D
well, im not that bad, now retract neil u scumbag u &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D :D

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 09:28


maybe jonno&#39;s done that a few times.......what with eating the money he was going to use for the day on a disgusting meal........slob, you.
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just do all the stuff we&#39;ve all said and do it every day and you&#39;ll live a happy life together :) Except for breakfast in bed thing, cos that get a pain in the ass :) (Don&#39;t even think about it Billy :lol: :lol: )

Jonno B)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-03-2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 July 2003 - 09:47
...or you could just say stuff it and go with book tokens :P&nbsp; :D






:blink: is no-one listening to me, book tokens....BOOK TOKENS...works every time :)


p.s. Hang on....shit....picked the wrong guide up, apparently that&#39;s what to do when you want to get rid of her so that yoiu can snog her sister...ok...scratch the book tokens.


Record tokens now there&#39;s a gift that says......ehm...well..I forgot your birthday until last night and this was the best they had at the all night garage, welll they did have something else but I knew you had plenty of charcoal. Ok record tokens are out as well...

Ehm.......

well......

food stamps?&#33; :huh:

ok I&#39;m out of ideas...............NEXT&#33;&#33; :blink:

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 09:48 AM
well i wouldnt do the whole star naming thing........bit too cheesy for my liking and its been done by several american teens in tv programs and movies so thats enough for me thanks &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

i would say just take her somewhere away from where u live, a couple of days away in a nice wee B&B......to somewhere where there is something to do, and.....well, go and do sh*t &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Riddler
07-03-2003, 10:07 AM
Find something she&#39;s never done before and would never even consider doing. But at the same time, something you know would be fun.
Plan it so that whatever the activity is, the location is private.....at night perhaps.....maybe only the slightest chance of an unexpected interruption. And finally, the most important element of the whole scenario........do it in the buff &#33;

Trust me....not too many things in life will bring her joy than the memory of the both of you naked as jaybirds, playing midnight tennis with your bits bouncing in the breeze &#33; :D

neil1967
07-03-2003, 10:14 AM
notification of official retraction.
after that last post bill i take it all back, that&#39;s what i did on g/fs last b/day went to york for a couple of days b&b took her the races, restaurants,shopping but mostly pubs.
she had a ball, mini break is the one.you romantic fool you.
see billy, as tuesday draws near your heart melts in anticipation, the smell of her hair, and the way it falls into her gazpacho as your eyes meet across the candlelit
table of the romantic tavern in the old town, you know, her favourite one, the one she only ever goes to when you come to visit.
must stop reading them barbara taylor bradford novels. :lol:

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by neil1967@3 July 2003 - 10:14
as tuesday draws near your heart melts in anticipation, the smell of her hair, and the way it falls into her gazpacho as your eyes meet across the candlelit
table of the romantic tavern in the old town, you know, her favourite one, the one she only ever goes to when you come to visit
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
f*ck me mate stop it will ya?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


tee hee - cheers mucker ;) :D :D
retraction wholeheartedley accepted....... :D

yep so a weekend is agreed?&#33;
but york ?&#33;&#33;&#33;? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

with a touch of riddler thrown in ?&#33;

haha - in the buff &#33;&#33;&#33; i dunno if i would have the balls to do that &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

Riddler
07-03-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 03:18


with a touch of riddler thrown in ?&#33;

haha - in the buff &#33;&#33;&#33; i dunno if i would have the balls to do that &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:
:lol: It was magic &#33; Really &#33;

er...I mean...it would be.....I&#39;m sure. ;)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Riddler+3 July 2003 - 10:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 3 July 2003 - 10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 03:18


with a touch of riddler&nbsp; thrown in ?&#33;

haha - in the buff &#33;&#33;&#33; i dunno if i would have the balls to do that &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:
:lol: It was magic &#33; Really &#33;

er...I mean...it would be.....I&#39;m sure. ;) [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

well if the riddler says its so....... :D :D then it must me magic....... :D

ill have to give that a wee try........but aint it a tad cold in canada &#33;&#33;&#33;?? :P

Riddler
07-03-2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 03:29


ill have to give that a wee try........but aint it a tad cold in canada &#33;&#33;&#33;?? :P
:D Yeah, it was all pencil ends and puckered punkins &#33; :P

Lilmiss
07-03-2003, 05:13 PM
i hunted everywhere for stuff my boyfriends birthday. he lurves dukes of hazzard so i got him signed pics, cars, nodding dolls n a load of other crap. i wrote him a poem, made him a special dinner and other unmentionables. he was soooo happy&#33; :)
imagine how i felt when he got me a huge singing and dancing james brown, a "nikita" biking top, and a night at the pub for my birthday. tried to look impressed but thought, "what an eejit". no imagination at all. (for valentines day, i got a cd rewriter. how romantic, eh? ;) )

it only take a bit of effort to make someone happy. one of my ex&#39;s found a pretty shell, painted it and scratched our intials on it, and came round with the birthday card sellotaped on his tummy. :) its the simple things i like, but if the b/f gets me a "mini" this year, i wont say no. :rolleyes:

i would love him to write me a song, but it would probably go;
"beer, beer, beer,
how i love my beer...zzzz"

seriously, something from the heart and not the pocket. ;)

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 05:16 PM
Well said lillmiss&#33;

Thought that counts and all that&#33;

maddytherenegade
07-03-2003, 05:24 PM
Whatever u want to do or give to her, just do it while or after a Candle light dinner in a fancy restaurant...cos chicks associate a lovely dinner with romance&#33;&#33;
of course u will get whatever u want from her after that for which u had invested a lot :D

alan36uk
07-03-2003, 05:24 PM
Get her a gobstopper &#33;

Lilmiss
07-03-2003, 05:28 PM
gob stopper? thats a bit perverse. :blink: ;)

(can i have a hug wee mouse pwease? giver of hugs.)

alan36uk
07-03-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@3 July 2003 - 18:28
gob stopper? thats a bit perverse. :blink: ;)

(can i have a hug wee mouse pwease? giver of hugs.)
Hey thats not perverse &#33;&#33;

Its a big round sweet that lasts forever &#33;&#33;

Its only my idea of a good present as it would shut her up for hours lol

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 05:33 PM
me hugs lillmiss&#33; :)


ts only my idea of a good present as it would shut her up for hours lol

:rolleyes:

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 05:38 PM
how about a ticket to see a beauty therapist :blink: ?

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 05:40 PM
:lol:

Then you&#39;ll be lucky if you live to see your next birthday.......

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 17:38
how about a ticket to see a beauty therapist :blink: ?
You brave saying that :lol: :lol:

I don&#39;t believe this thread is still going and you hav&#39;nt come to a conclusion :rolleyes:

If it were weemouse - A little cute mouse
If it were Lilmiss - A chair made of soap ;)
If it were Billy - A rubber suit :lol: :lol:

Ask her what she want&#39;s and get that :)

Jonno B)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@3 July 2003 - 17:40
:lol:

Then you&#39;ll be lucky if you live to see your next birthday.......
oh ok then :rolleyes: &#33;

wont try it then &#33;&#33;&#33; :D

@jonno - rubber suit.......? hmmmmmm now theres an idea........

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 05:47 PM
My birthday&#39;s still 4 months away......hmmmmmph&#33;

Give lamsey loadsa time to save up tho ;)

:lol:

the_faceman
07-03-2003, 05:52 PM
my friend took his girlfriend away to Paris, France for their 1 year anniversary, but kept it a surprise til the night before, and had secretly arranged with her boss to get her the weekend off work. It wasn&#39;t all that expensive, and she got to see her family who have moved back there for a few years while her dad works there.

Romantic, plus you get a wee break away from it all yourself aswell, so it&#39;s a win-win situation. she was very happy.

I don&#39;t know where you stay, but a romantic trip away would be a good idea.

Lilmiss
07-03-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 17:44



If it were Lilmiss - A chair made of soap ;)


Ask her what she want&#39;s and get that :)


i&#39;d smoke it in seconds and be left chairless. :blink:

NO, <span style='color:red'>DONT ask her what she wants.
/me calls jonno a prat.

or, ask her what she wants and go one step higher&#33;
a "jistin timberlake" cd?
take her to see him...and the cd.

/me shudders, did i really say justin timberlake?
checks over shoulder, damn it, i did. :(
/me calls me a prat. </span>

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@3 July 2003 - 17:52


NO, DONT ask her what she wants.
/me calls jonno a prat.


See, now I&#39;ve upset my friend :( Look back to the 1st couple of pages Lilmiss and see what you think about my serious answer :D

Jonno B)

alan36uk
07-03-2003, 06:00 PM
A Years subscription to a health farm.. oven gloves

and some weighing scales should do the trick.

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:08 PM
You&#39;re just asking for trouble, mate&#33;

:P

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@3 July 2003 - 18:08
You&#39;re just asking for trouble, mate&#33;

:P
Oh dear, you upset weemouse now :blink:
She gonna turn mighty :lol:
Sorry weemouse :flowers:

Like I&#39;ve already said

Breakfast in bed
Pressie (flowers, chocolate and a nice pressie she wants)
A nice day out
A romantic candle lit dinner in a quiet restaraunt :)

Jonno B)

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:14 PM
me&#39;s already mighty&#33; :lol:

me accepts flowers......but only if they are yellow roses&#33; we meeces have standards, y&#39;know........... :P

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 18:12

Like I&#39;ve already said

Breakfast in bed
Pressie (flowers, chocolate and a nice pressie she wants)
A nice day out
A romantic candle lit dinner in a quiet restaraunt :)

Jonno B)
jonno you tart &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

you are too old fashioned &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

a "nice day out"............ lol - havnt heard anything as funny as that in a while - what on earth does that mean ?&#33;&#33;??? :lol: :lol:

Lilmiss
07-03-2003, 06:19 PM
yeah, i read &#39;em, and thats why i mentioned the song.
/prat. :blink:

(me likes flaming you, big fat prat. ;) )

i&#39;d love to go paintballing with you guys for my birthday. :D
thanks for the hug wee moose, im going out in a mo all hugged up and ready for beer. :)

alan36uk
07-03-2003, 06:27 PM
Ohhh I forgot one important item

An IRONING BOARD

A nice day out ???? sounds like she&#39;s in some mental
institution.

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 06:27 PM
Why every one call me fat and prat?? :( :(

Me gonna cry now :( :(

Weemouse they were yellow roses, fifty of em with a little ribbon :)

Me sad :( you lot nasty to poor Jonny :(

Jonno B)

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:28 PM
Ooooooooh 50 yellow roses&#33; You&#39;v shown Lamsy up now............ :lol:

me hugs Jonno

alan36uk
07-03-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@3 July 2003 - 19:28
Ooooooooh 50 yellow roses&#33; You&#39;v shown Lamsy up now............ :lol:

me hugs Jonno
he didnt tell you they were droopy and dead lol

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:31 PM
they were nice and new and freshly stolen from someone&#39;s garden actually&#33; :lol:

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@3 July 2003 - 18:28
Ooooooooh 50 yellow roses&#33; You&#39;v shown Lamsy up now............ :lol:

me hugs Jonno
Yay&#33; Mesa happy gain now :D

Me send ya some more for the hug:flowers: :flowers:

See, someone like me :D :lol:

Jonno B)

Lilmiss
07-03-2003, 06:33 PM
im sowwy jonno,
here have my hanky to blow your nose with.
no, dont use that bit&#33; euch&#33; :D

well, toodle pip,
see y&#39;all in a bit. :rolleyes:

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:33 PM
meeces like practically anyone....... :D

but you&#39;re special&#33; :)

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 06:35 PM
:"> Aww, you guys are great :"> :flowers: :flowers: :wub:

Man, I think I&#39;m going soppy :blink:

Jonno B)

the_faceman
07-03-2003, 06:37 PM
i&#39;d still go for the Paris thing. it&#39;s a bit cliched, but it&#39;s still a guaranteed panty-dropper :o ........:P

Really though, it&#39;s a romantic city, there are others, but because it&#39;s just a jump across the water (if you live in the UK) it&#39;s affordable. You can fly over quite cheap.
And if it all goes t*ts up and you have a major fallout, there are plenty of sex shops to buy yourself a few videos to keep yourself occupied while she&#39;s on the plane home lol.



This post was sponsored by the French Tourism Board.

Cette poste a été subventionnée par le Conseil de Tourism français

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:38 PM
me is a romantic mouse, really............................................


:D

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 18:27
Why every one call me fat and prat?? :( :(

Me gonna cry now :( :(

Weemouse they were yellow roses, fifty of em with a little ribbon :)

Me sad :( you lot nasty to poor Jonny :(

Jonno B)
only joking you big baboon you &#33;&#33;&#33;

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by the_faceman@3 July 2003 - 18:37
i&#39;d still go for the Paris thing. it&#39;s a bit cliched, but it&#39;s still a guaranteed panty-dropper :o ........:P


Have you ever been to paris?? :blink: It&#39;s a real sukky place, (no offence to anyone there) But I can think of cheaper nicer places to take someone,

SPAIN, 2 weeks full board=£145 each :rolleyes: Oh wow, who needs the smog, rudness and PRICES of Paris :rolleyes: :lol:

Like the crack at the bottom tho dude :lol:

Jonno B)

WeeMouse
07-03-2003, 06:43 PM
http://www.datadoctors.com/images/hijacked.jpg

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 06:44 PM
weekend in Torquay is nice as well, apparantley.

id prefer spain meself, jonno ;) :D

dmorgan89
07-03-2003, 06:49 PM
She&#39;s 17 years old and she&#39;ll be 18 august 28. I start planning really early because holidays with her, i usually make really big. Last valentines day i got her a blow up bear that had a machine running under it to keep it blown up and it was as tall as me and i&#39;m 6&#39;3. Then I got about 600 balloons and had them blown up. The room was filled with balloons and i got her a promise ring and attached it to one of the balloons and i said. "I got you a present... Now find it." I attached it to one of the balloons. I also got her a card with a poem in it.

I can&#39;t sing her a song because i suck at singing. I could probably write one though i dont know if i would want to do that. A candle lit dinner is not good enough. I&#39;m wanting something bigger. I&#39;m also looking for something bigger than breakfast in bed. I got to beat what i did for her last valentines which is above. The things she likes the most is harry potter, Disney, and tinkerbell. She does like books though. She has tons of books, but i&#39;m not just gonna get her books for her birthday.

Going to Paris for her birthday is a little much. I&#39;ll be saving that for future references. As to cruises and stuff. We&#39;re still too young for that. Flowers, the gift and dinner isn&#39;t enought. That&#39;s expected. More something along the line of a room filled with flowers. I need something big, but also not very expensive. I&#39;ll probably spend somewhere along the line of about 200 to 250 in american dollars. Which is good considering I&#39;m 17 i&#39;ll be 18 in july and i have no job at the moment. I was thinking of using the star for future references also, and also i didn&#39;t know if that was proper for a birthday instead of valentines day.

Guillaume
07-03-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 19:41
Have you ever been to paris?? :blink: It&#39;s a real sukky place, (no offence to anyone there) But I can think of cheaper nicer places to take someone

I&#39;ve been there three times, trust me don&#39;t go there&#33; Nice museums,historical places... But the romantic side of Paris is really overrated.
@Celebs: none taken... People from Paris really are smegheads&#33;

The romantic side of Venice is overrated too&#33; Don&#39;t go to a so-called romantic place... You don&#39;t need to: romance is a state of mind, not a place&#33;

the_faceman
07-03-2003, 06:54 PM
I have been to Paris, and Spain, but i&#39;d still go for Paris, although admittedly it is quite a dirty place. Remember this is only for the weekend, if i went to Spain for the weekend i wouldn&#39;t be able to force myself to come back from that lovely weather after just 2 or 3 days > i live in scotland, so i&#39;m no stranger to rain.

Plus it has the reputation of being a romantic place, so it adds to the effect. It&#39;s like a magic trick, all about misdirection, one minute your up the Eiffel Tower marvelling at the view, the next you&#39;re in a nice restaurant for a meal, and *whoosh :sorcerer:* like magic you&#39;re back at the hotel for some major hot lovin&#39; :wub: :"> :w00t: o:)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 06:57 PM
the best reaction you can get is when you do it out of the blue, not near an annivesary or birthday......altho of course they are very important :D :D

lets just say you may reap the benefits as it were if you produce something nice from nowhere - why does it need to be valentines day or a birthday to treat your girl like that ?&#33;

altho of course money dont grow on dog&#39;s &#33;&#33;

valentines day is the biggest overrated, commercial piece of crap in the year....well, then theres lots more too, but no need to go into that, dont want another hijacking on our hands &#33;&#33;

the_faceman
07-03-2003, 07:00 PM
speaking of which, someone should make a picture of Arnie as the Terminator with the caption "I Want Your Clothes, Your Boots...And Your Forum Thread"

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by the_faceman@3 July 2003 - 19:00
speaking of which, someone should make a picture of Arnie as the Terminator with the caption "I Want Your Clothes, Your Boots...And Your Forum Thread"
Ok&#33; Don&#39;t know why........but OK :D

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham%20surf/terminator_60.jpg

I&#39;ll be back :lol:

On topic:- Real Champers :D Red Roses :D And Loads of attention :D

Jonno B)

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 07:25 PM
champers? nah mate - stinkin &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

bottle of white lightnin and 20 regal king size for me thanks........

the attention things ok tho......how about a wee picnic to a secluded park? secluded so as to.......


;)


:D

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 19:25
champers? nah mate - stinkin &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

bottle of white lightnin and 20 regal king size for me thanks........

the attention things ok tho......how about a wee picnic to a secluded park? secluded so as to.......


;)


:D
You shock me with your infinite sexual inuendo&#39;s :lol: :lol:

Real Champers is ok, tastes like sh1te I know but it&#39;s the thought :lol:

Did you see that? I used a word with more than 6 letters :blink:
I must be getting clever :D

I still say a puppy&#33; Have you ever seen a young lady ;) go all gooey at the sight of a puppy?? :D Sure fast winner that :D

Jonno B)

the_faceman
07-03-2003, 07:30 PM
thanks for that jonno lol

crazy_billy_bats
07-03-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@3 July 2003 - 19:28

I still say a puppy&#33; Have you ever seen a young lady ;) go all gooey at the sight of a puppy?? :D Sure fast winner that :D

yeah ok i agree to an extent...

but you have to think about yourself here (lol) - your going to have to clean up this things piss and shit - AND feed it. want that? didnt think so.

btw - congrats on the 8 worder......or was it?

anyway - good maintaining of the vocabulary apprentice, you will learn much yet. :P

Buffalo
07-03-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@3 July 2003 - 19:32


btw - congrats on the 8 worder......or was it?

anyway - good maintaining of the vocabulary apprentice, you will learn much yet. :P
WTF???????? :blink:

You confusing me :blink:

Are you asking if I like plastic :blink: :blink: :lol: :lol:

Puppies are for life, ok , so what about a turkey :lol: :lol: :lol:

This topic all really depends on what sort of girl she is and what she likes :)

Jonno B)

Loomis
07-03-2003, 07:43 PM
Actually AT dmorgan89:
If you&#39;re looking for something bigger, do the whole candlelit dinner and flowers (Roses if you&#39;re a classic romantic, orchids or the like if you&#39;re more of a modern-day romancer) along with a small-medium gift (i.e. a book or many books by her favorite author or a reasonable facsimile)
Then, later on, act all shocked and say: "Oh&#33; I have anothe little thing I got you, just a sec.." Then you run out of the room (thus building the tension) and return with a small box containing whichever piece of jewelery you think she&#39;d like most (if it were my girl, I&#39;d go for 1/4-1/2 carat (total) diamond earrings set in white gold)

It&#39;ll totally blow her out of the water (at least I think it should......)

Either way, do what YOU think is the best idea.
If at any point you have serious doubts (not the usual: "Oh&#33; I hope she likes it...")
rethink the idea; ask her best friend, or her mom or older siblings (younger ones usually aren&#39;t any help at all...Trust me&#33;&#33;)

Whatever happens, if your love is true (as it seems to be) she&#39;ll adore whatever you get her, even if you give it to her in a brown paper bag&#33; (but Don&#39;t&#33;&#33;)

Cheers,

- Loomy

Edit: Loomy can&#39;t type on gloomy days

madog
07-04-2003, 11:43 PM
Depends on how old you are. If you can afford it - JEWELRY&#33;&#33;&#33;
You can never go wrong with a necklace, ear rings or even a ring ( tough one though) A ring can get you into big trouble. :D :huh: