I Need 2 Get Laid 2day

[WarrenBuffet]

anyone live in the eastern timezone of the US? maybe we can arrange something? CHICKS ONLY! :)

[Something Else]

If ya wanna get laid, get out of teh lounge...:blink:
In fact, i'm off.....:shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

Just show them your speed test. It's bound to attract a chick:dabs:

[WarrenBuffet]

Rofl Thats The Funniest Thing Said Of The Week!!!

[shutdk]

I'm sure the chicks will like your speedtest :D

[tesco]

How old are you? :rolleyes:

Also do you realize the eastern timezone is a HUGE area and that it's not just a US timezone?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

DO NOT WANT

fucking n00b faggot

[WarrenBuffet]

don't want it in the a55? Its okay, I got a list of other places. And yes the Eastern time zone part is a joke, Of course I reilize its huge, kinda like something else :)

[tesco]

don't want it in the a55? Its okay, I got a list of other places. And yes the Eastern time zone part is a joke, Of course I reilize its huge, kinda like something else :)your...self?:huh:

[mikeco]

u that popular at school u need to find a girl/guy on a forum to do with filesharing? :P

[WarrenBuffet]

JESUS MICECO, r u one of those people that has a mental defeciancy and can't identify sarcasam?

[100%]

DO NOT WANT

fucking n00b faggot

That was very subtle.

[mikeco]

JESUS MICECO, r u one of those people that has a mental defeciancy and can't identify sarcasam?

:rolleyes: yea yea, ur just trying to make it look like u were been sarcastic cos people making fun of u :P

[AmpeD]

i dont think you'll find a chick but im sure hairbautt or sextent would dress up for ya and wear the wig

[Hairbautt]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/BABE2/biggrin.gif

[WarrenBuffet]

oh boi

[100%]

If ya wanna get laid, get out of teh lounge...:blink:


Nobody ever got a sexually transmittable disease by staying in the Lounge. :snooty:

[Something Else]

He never said he didn't want an STD....:huh:

[fstrulz]

anyone live in the eastern timezone of the US? maybe we can arrange something? CHICKS ONLY! :)

Hey, mate... If you wanna get laid...

...get your fat@$$ out of the house and do something active.

That should be a good start for you.

[Hairbautt]

Get a tat like fstrulz. That'll get you laid. Sig's proof.

I just realized what your member name says. FST Rules. :frusty: I always looked at it and saw fritz.

[WarrenBuffet]

I was just messing with this thread, but in all seriesness, I really doubt those r fstrulz's girls... I mean maybe one, but those could be random homemade pics. I mean I respect you and all. But REELY? U got all dat (fine) pussy. I dunno...

[brotherdoobie]

I was just messing with this thread, but in all seriesness, I really doubt those r fstrulz's girls... I mean maybe one, but those could be random homemade pics. I mean I respect you and all. But REELY? U got all dat (fine) pussy. I dunno...


You're having trouble getting laid?

Don't bother replying. The question was rhetorical.


-bd

[missie]

Get a tat like fstrulz. That'll get you laid. Sig's proof.


What? It's a really shite tattoo.


Bet he cried too. :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

Get a tat like fstrulz. That'll get you laid. Sig's proof.


What? It's a really shite tattoo.


Bet he cried too. :happy:

I'm hoping Harry was being sarcastic. Do you think it's possible?



-bd

[Hairbautt]

Yes.

[Hairbautt]

Pricks.

:snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

How's school going, lad?


-bd

[Hairbautt]

It's alright. :dabs: Movin' up in rank and the classes are harder. Got 2 upper level courses that have 5 textbooks each and then I have a total of 8 essays to do before the term ends.

The reading assignments are impossible. There's just too much! But that's history :( Reading and writing...

[missie]

I'm hoping Harry was being sarcastic. Do you think it's possible?


I doubt it, chicks.
He probably had to google the word too. :pinch:


Big loves doobs, hope stuffs is getting better for ya. ;)

[Hairbautt]

sar·casm http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pnghttp://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fbrowse%2Fsarcasm)/ˈsɑrhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngkæzhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngəm/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sahr-kaz-uhhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngm]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1.harsh or bitter derision or irony. 2.a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms. :smilie4:


:unsure: What happened to doobs?

[missie]

Nice bit of pasting, Herbert.
Tempted to visit the news section now. :smilie4:

[dbmp]

Dumbest Thread of the week. :hooray:

Please, be active, leave the pc and *MAYBE* you'll get something that looks like a girl!

[missie]

ok. :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

link's in my sig ;)

No it's not. I changed it to the portal since the dumbasses didn't know we had a frontpage. (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-news-section-95/)

[SAM]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/BABE2/biggrin.gif
that's awesome :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm hoping Harry was being sarcastic. Do you think it's possible?


I doubt it, chicks.
He probably had to google the word too. :pinch:


Big loves doobs, hope stuffs is getting better for ya. ;)

I have a job interview Friday. There is an IT opening at a local company. (No background checks or piss test -FTW!)

So yeppers - stuffs is getting better. You been doing alright?


Peace, Paul

[Skiz]

I doubt it, chicks.
He probably had to google the word too. :pinch:


Big loves doobs, hope stuffs is getting better for ya. ;)

I have a job interview Friday. There is an IT opening at a local company. (No background checks or piss test -FTW!)

So yeppers - stuffs is getting better. You been doing alright?


Peace, Paul

Good luck, bud.

They gonna dig up your past and all? :ph34r:

[S!X]

anyone live in the eastern timezone of the US? maybe we can arrange something? CHICKS ONLY! :)

All men would really like it if women came to them, but no it's not that easy (unless you get a call girl or something :ermm:) so get out there on a milf hunter journey. :01:

[Hairbautt]

Could pay for it :whistling

Good luck to Doobs, btw :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Could pay for it :whistling

We all pay for it :dabs:

[snowultra]

i just had sex with a tree--------im not feeling very proud of myself

[Hairbautt]

Is she (it) pregnant? Might wanna speak to her (it) about it.

[Rip The Jacker]

Holy shit look at that speedtest. Makes my DSL connection look like shit. o_o

[Skiz]

Holy shit look at that speedtest. Makes my DSL connection look like shit. o_o

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-skizo-mean-my-internet-really-fast-224463

ps - quit being a stranger you cawk and you'd know these things. :fist:

[Rip The Jacker]

Haha. I've been busy lately. :P

My posting has gone down to like, one post per week or something. :unsure:

EDIT: When the HELL did you become a mod? lol

[thewizeard]

In days of old when knights were bold and woman weren't invented. The knight drilled holes In telegraph poles and had to be contented ...

[brotherdoobie]

In days of old when knights were bold and woman weren't invented. The knight drilled holes In telegraph poles and had to be contented ...


Often it was the heads of the oppressed mud people, as they
burned their villages, and converted their wee little ones souls
into soles - for the kingdom of Nike, eventually.

Long live teh Queens.


-bd

[Something Else]

Better than being arrested for fucking a coffee machine I guess....

[Hairbautt]

That's hot.

[WarrenBuffet]

DONE!! , that only took a month :)

[Squeamous]

:lol: you're 15......use your hand. It'll save you disappointing anyone for a bit longer.

[WarrenBuffet]

stfu, I watched countless "educational" videos on it. Im practically a pro.

* I think...

[Squeamous]

Who knows, soon you may progress to this (http://youporn.com/watch/27049):P

[WarrenBuffet]

rofl, youporn. lol

[WarrenBuffet]

now i need to clear the cookies in my broswer, agian, *sigh*

[Squeamous]

You should do that anyway as a matter of housekeeping. But now you've tainted your computer you might as well watch the clip.....you might get a few pointers.

[kelly338825]

Hi. Female in eastern timezone. But sorry, Ill pass!

[Something Else]

Had a lovely meeting with madam palm and her 5 sistaz.... :naughty: :wank:

[killer23]

look at this- :lol:

http://members.aol.com/member3083/myhomepage/5sisters.jpg

[embolism]

Funny legs those!
Lets give those to zaa....at 15 he will have enuf fun with 'em

[killer23]

at that age your diks always got an itch and you need to scratch it, just maths debate, and the itch will go away, simple. :yup:

(for the n00bs, its a metaphor so dont literally scratch your dik or have math debates with others.)

[WHiKWiRE]

This is officially the saddest thread ever. Word of advice, if you want to get laid you need to get up off your ass. :/

[killer23]

go to your nearest redlight district and bring yourself some money, that will shut you up :)

[Squeamous]

at that age your diks always got an itch and you need to scratch it, just maths debate, and the itch will go away, simple. :yup:

(for the n00bs, its a metaphor so dont literally scratch your dik or have math debates with others.)

Ahem. It's a euphemism actually.

I thank yow.

[killer23]

at that age your diks always got an itch and you need to scratch it, just maths debate, and the itch will go away, simple. :yup:

(for the n00bs, its a metaphor so dont literally scratch your dik or have math debates with others.)

Ahem. It's a euphemism actually.

I thank yow.

damn, your so precise, are you a teacher or something?

but anyway its neither :)

[Squeamous]

No! I am Borg!

And yes it is.

[Squeamous]

Ooops, that should be 'we are Borg'...playground error.

[killer23]

i just noticed your a Londoner, smart ass, are you from the north?

[S!X]

This thread delivers.

[Squeamous]

i just noticed your a Londoner, smart ass, are you from the north?

Please :dry:. Born and bred in London my friend.